Pattaya Reports

[Turgid]

I'm the last guy that is going to tell you about prices mate. You misunderstood me LOL. She played you like a fiddle by giving you the super duper nice girl thing. This is a game they play to set guys up for the long game. Then they get you later as a sponsor. Believe me, you were nothing special to her. The con just didn't work. Or did it? LOL.

For me the super duper nice girl to the sponsor game is a non sequitur. When she is nice to a dude in Thailand the dude is nice to her in Thailand. When he is in the US how can she be nice to him in the US when she is in Thailand and what is the logic for him to be nice to her when he is in the US and she in Thailand?

[Explorer8939]

Plans never work.

My last day in Pattaya:

The afternoon lady came, we drank, and I got pretty drunk. I was lucid enough to lick her pussy in the shower, but lost it after that. She was up for fucking, but not me.

She staggered out the door (her husband picked her up), and the next lady came, a silicon enhanced junior MILF, but she had a sad story, and after two hours of tears, I released her. Maybe next time.

So, no joy today.

Off to Mexico.

[Mr Simp]

I asked one of the ladies in my rotation if she was available today. Her response. She has 3 customers booked today, maybe she can see me afterwards.

A girl books 3 customers in one day. Leads me to believe she isn't Hot.

Sub 1,000 baht girl?

[CanoMonger]

Enternational. Tried to send PM and system says you have full mailbox. Hit me up, I have question for you.

[SubCmdr]

Well plans never work. I can schedule a meeting with 10 girls for Friday 4 pm and none of them will show up UNLESS I send them a reminder on Friday (probably even need to do that several times).

I have only had one girl off of Thai Friend not show up. I think the key is that I usually request services immediately. They show up within a 30 minute window or schedule a time with me that same day when they can become available. When the one girl did not show I made another immediate request for another girl and she did show up within the 30 minute window. I have plenty of other things I can do with my time while I am waiting for my Grab Food version of pussy delivery. Now when I am waiting around for my food to show up, THAT pisses me off!

[SedNabokos]

Well plans never work. I can schedule a meeting with 10 girls for Friday 4 pm and none of them will show up UNLESS I send them a reminder on Friday (probably even need to do that several times).

Yes unfortunately Thai people aren't very good with plans, they prefer to "go with the flow" - and that's why having multiple bookings is probably a good thing.

I'm just easily amused, and had to laugh at the "girls always cancel, so I book multiple and then cancel the surplus ones".

[SubCmdr]

Now there is a real player, walking around in the heat to get that $1. 50 cheaper foot massage. Very impressive.

As a new poster I write for other new posters For transportation I use the Baht Bus. If I need door to door service I use Bolt. I use it when I goto Bangkok Pattaya Hospital because the Baht Bus does not run there. I see a lot just riding around on the Baht Bus. One runs along Soi Buakhao (did I spell that right)? I actually stand on the back. It gives me the best view and it allows me to make eye contact with the massage girls as they beckon me to come to them. I have no reason to walk around in the heat. There are also plenty of places to post up in air conditioning when needed. When it is cooler in the early evening hours I have no problem walking around. First couple of months I walked everywhere until I found a personal motorbike driver to take me nearly everywhere I want to go now.

I thought you Big Shot pimps like to Splash the cash?

I thought those who had private bankers knew how to save money? Or do they just know how to spend it and talk down to others? After all, being cheap (frugal is the nice way to say it) is how they got a private banker in the first place. For the record for those who got it twisted up in here, I am a payer, not a player. I don't run hos. I have my female friends here in Thailand and the Dominican Republic that do that for me. Tricking, yeah I be doing it. Don't you?

You are welcome to visit Pattaya and I'll share my knowledge of how "tourists" of lower socio economic status live. Meanwhile I hope my posts in the Pattaya Reports thread provide useful information to both "new posters" and "tourists" alike.

When I change money I do pay attention to the exchange rates given by the different money changers. TT was recommended and I use them exclusively. Also, I have no problem spending 30 - 90 THB at Mister Donut. How many carbs in a beer? Carbs and alcohol is the worst combination ever. Your liver stops normal functioning to metabolize alcohol. Same process happens with mixed drinks other than with soda water or sugar free tonic water. I'm not giving anyone health advice. I drink beer, mixed drinks and eat donuts. But I don't have anything to say about it to anyone else in the threads that should be focused on "reports". Others do not maintain the same discipline.

[MartinFlevo]

Sorry for picking on you, but this made me laugh.

I imagine somewhere on a forum for working girls there's a girl complaining that farangs can be flaky, so they should schedule two at the same time.

If one cancels, go visit the other instead.

Well plans never work. I can schedule a meeting with 10 girls for Friday 4 pm and none of them will show up UNLESS I send them a reminder on Friday (probably even need to do that several times).

[SedNabokos]

Now there is a real player, walking around in the heat to get that $1. 50 cheaper foot massage. Very impressive.

You will have a much better time understanding the Sub Commander's posts when you realise much of it is tongue-in-cheek.

A perfect parody of many other posters in this thread.

It's a dry humour, and I'm all for it. Some are way too serious.

[SubCmdr]

I am going to fuck with you now. TF has, between the ages of 18-33, over 6900 active female profiles in Pattaya. Less than 20% of the ones contacting me are BG. So unless you think of the 1000-2000 Soi 6 BG are all on TF, there is some statistical surety of other FL being available.

Best Wishes and as always YMMV.

I like the way you go hard in the paint. In hockey we call that a hard check into the boards. Yep, that guy you responded to be talking out the side of his neck at times. My experience with Thai Friendly has been aligned with your statistical study.

About 20% of the girls I have contacted me have giving me the "Come to my bar" or "massage shop" routine.

Actually I like it when they do that. It allows me to learn about a new bar, bar fines, facilities available and personal prices all while peering into the screen on my phone often while doing something else. One girl even sent me the entire line up of the bar girls working. Prices she gave me were damn expensive if you ask me. But if I am looking for that experience then I just need to roll with it. Pay up! I cannot knock it until I try it.

The massage girls also tell me the location of their shop, massage prices and prices for extras. They detail the extras available and the ones that they will provide. I happen to like, rolling up to a spot with a reservation. Because if I can get a quality massage and then my dick sucked at the end it is worth it to me. To each their own.

[SubCmdr]

I'm the last guy that is going to tell you about prices mate. You misunderstood me LOL. She played you like a fiddle by giving you the super duper nice girl thing. This is a game they play to set guys up for the long game. Then they get you later as a sponsor. Believe me, you were nothing special to her. The con just didn't work. Or did it? LOL.

Ok, my ISG Brother I understand it now. I was so new then (first week) that I actually did not know what she was doing. I just thought it was a bit weird. But my focus remained getting my dick off. That is what I did. I now understand that it was a sales pitch. I did not trip. Because girls in the Dominican Republic have been asking to have my baby since I move there. I have had these conversations over lunch in a food court. So, I didn't trip. Baby equals money for 18 years. "New poster", 'Tourist", I still know what time it is.

In one way it most certainly worked. Her sexual performance was top notch and set the bar for what is possible and fulfillment of my desires. I would like to have blown my splooge up in her on a regular basis. But that has not been the case.

But if you are talking about monthly sponsorship, nah my ISG Brother, I am not down with that. Why would a put a girl on retainer for sexual needs? Pussy is simply not that important to me. A girl needs to bring more than just her pussy into my life to get ANY type of commitment out of me. For those that got it twisted, cause they writing about me from their knowledge of Bangkok, I am a payer just like the rest of us up in here (not a player).

These girls can take my 1000 THB and my 100 THB bonus and get the fuck up out of here and off to the next client. That is exactly how that shit works too. I had a girl come over with a friend. The friend sat outside on my porch while I fucked the girl I ordered off of Thai Friendly then they rolled off. Another time I fucked a girl (1000 THB, 100 THB bonus), paid her to leave and she did. Walked outside my hotel 30 minutes later and she was sitting on a curb in the parking lot. I asked her if she was ok. She told me she was. I asked if she needed anything. Said she was good. "I look for customer". LOL!

[Mr Simp]

Fahrenheit has more Hotter girls as group than Palace.

Last a night a group of what looked like Wealthy Korean guys who would buy a girl 40 drinks went to the 2nd floor to make it Rain.

7 seconds later it was Over. 1st guy made it Rain Sub style, $20 in 20 baht notes. 2nd guy maybe $10.

Staff was not Impressed. Hahaha.

[Explorer8939]

I asked one of the ladies in my rotation if she was available today. Her response. She has 3 customers booked today, maybe she can see me afterwards.

[LittleBigMan]

You need to Speak in Harsher Tones. Some people are just so off the Spectrum. Gnomesaying.

I said what I needed to say and in the way I could, if you want to added or subtract you will need to do it yourself!

[Explorer8939]

High Season is here. I have had 2 ladies cancel on me, and a 3rd weirded out:

She asked to come to my condo Right Now, I said yes. After 10 minutes, she asked if she could bring a friend, I said no. After another 10 minutes, she asked if I wanted 2 ladies, I said no.

I suggested she switch from English to Thai, because she seemed to have trouble understanding.

10 minutes later, she wrote in Thai "I am not good at understanding English". My response "you are not good at walking out the door".

After another 10 minutes of stalling, I gave up and went to sleep. My take, she only wanted to come with her friend, so they could drink and ignore me, and get paid, have some easy sex at the end.