Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Ooooo tough guy Pimp wants to meet you. How dare you not worship his greatness? He's the King of Sosua, the place that's famous with NYC ghetto thugs and pimps!

Look at what this guy writes about Pattaya in the Sosua Reports thread:

As I thought you sound like a guy who post how great Sosua is to keep guys from going to the mongering spots that are still worth a damn. I have many places I go so one, two hell three getting messed up by the few people who even use this site wouldn't bother me. Also I live in Pattaya tons of dudes here most don't know the real going rate but chicks are still cheap as chips.

Do tell, with your last post about about Pattaya being in June, please help a fellow ISG Brother out with a price update. I am a "new poster" and 'tourist' I would like to know more.

Now there is a real player, walking around in the heat to get that $1. 50 cheaper foot massage. Very impressive. I thought you Big Shot pimps like to Splash the cash?

Three two hour foot massages at 150 THB / hour three times a week for a month is: 3600 THB. Three two hour foot massages at at 200 THB / hour three times a week for a month is 4800 THB. That means as a "real player" walking around in the heat I have managed to save 1200 THB. That is a ride on the Baht Bus to and from Jomtien everyday. If I keep this up, I am going to need a private banker too. Of course if I spend it I can fuck one more girl off of Thai Friendly and have enough left over to buy some Thai food for lunch. ROTFLMAO!.

There is a dead guy from my country of original that started a retail chain focused on giving people lower prices that put other business of the same type out of business and has grown World Wide operation. Why is it on ISG common sense is suspended and lower prices loathed?

By the way. Any Pattaya vets know where the 50 baht chicken kebab roll is sold? I do.

Does anybody else wonder why no one commented on this? The man is saving money! I can routinely buy a 60 THB chicken kebab roll a little stand that only opens in the evening located on LK Metro Alley. But my ISG Brother gots me by 10 THB. With an additional 10 THB I can afford another Baht Bus ride half way to Jomtien. I need the find this place. Give it up!

[SedNabokos]

From the Pattaya thread:

I am not taking my mechanic out (unless she is smoking hot). I am not taking a prostitute out (no matter how hot she is). Personally, don't get it twisted as these are my preferences, I need ho experience from her. If I want a girlfriend experience I will get a real one. Now there are those who are paying their prostitutes for GFE. That means you want your prostitute to play act for you. I never can get past the act because I know the girl who I have hired to be my prostitute is not there because she wants to be. This is work for here. She is there because she has to / needs to be.

As already mentioned I have no problems with the transactional approach, even if I don't fully get it.

But it's not so easy for me to "get a real girlfriend" back home, which is what makes Thailand (and other nearby countries) a paradise when there are so many girls hoping to find "the man who will take them away from all this".

So whichever girl I choose for LT may be acting, but usually good enough to convince me that she really is my girlfriend for the night or whatever.

Of course it's important not to lose sight of the big picture. Treat it like a holiday romance (because that's the kind of experience I'm looking for) and move on.

[Nyezhov]

Maybe my stack is not a big as yours Nye boy, with your private banking and all that. But I am not trying to measure it or pull out my Big Black Dick to measure against whatever color yours may be. So, don't get it twisted. I make my stack work for me. You have not ever seen me up in a club in Sosua making it rain.

If an individual is going to talk about me they should at least know something about me. Rarely that the online personality fits the one IRL. I've made friends with ISG Brother who had words for me initially by meeting in person. As someone who lacks basic interpersonal skills you would not understand how to do that.

Stop speaking about something you know nothing about. Do not be like the guy who loves fucking wives and girlfriends of Thai Men.

You even ever been to the Dominican Republic Nye boy? If yes, have you ever been to Sosua? If yes, do you speak Spanish? If yes, tell me how prices for pussy in Sosua compare to those in Bangkok (your expertise) or Pattaya.

Oh and if you have visited to Dominican Republic then please point me to your trip report. I missed it during my last ten years of reading that forum. Or was your introduction to the Dominican Republic and Colombia through reading my posts? ROTFLMAO!.

No dude I have never been to the Dominican republic. While there are parts of the country that are nice for people in my milieu to go to, your favorite destination is a no-go for decent mongers, whatever that may mean. I never went to k11 either. Nuff said.

[Nyezhov]

Below you will find a series of posts from the Bangkok Reports thread that are a complete waste of bandwidth and SSD storage space:

Ja, but a violation of some made up law formulated for ego needs by a two bit pimp pales in comparison to the violation of common sense shown by that same pimp when he walks miles in the heat to save a buck on a foot massage.

[Explorer8939]

We will see. I will report on it either way.

What will all the wives and girlfriends of Thai men do when they cannot have your dick. You fuck the wives and girl friends of Brazilian men also?

It's High Season, the ladies are too busy to miss me.

[SubCmdr]

Since High Season is just starting, you are going to have more problems getting a baht bus from View Talay 5. Bolt is going to charge you 200+ baht, with 30 minute wait times.

We will see. I will report on it either way.

One reason I am heading for Brazil next month.

What will all the wives and girlfriends of Thai men do when they cannot have your dick. You fuck the wives and girl friends of Brazilian men also?

[SubCmdr]

You don't seem to understand the lady. Tomboy thing. Although every lady is different, ladies who go with Tomboys generally don't want any penetration, that's the point. That's why so many Soi 6 ladies go with Toms, they get dick all day.

I don't understand the Tomboy thing? Seriously! You state that the reason they are with the Toms is because they take dick all day. You do not understand the emotional state of girls. Girls do not run from pleasure. They seek it.

Make a girl cum and she is going to be on your dick so much that you are going to have to push her off (at least that has been the experience of my life).

Girls are looking for emotional connection and companionship. In IRL, relationships that do not involve a strict "I'm am pay paying for you to perform this sexual activity on me (or on her) in the case for the ones like to "give" (or is it pay to give) pleasure they be licking that pussy like a lollypop and eating that ass like a cupcake, girls be giving you pussy because you give them attention, time and your emotional energy (draining). Thai ladies going with Toms have absolutely NOTHING do with sexual relationships and everything to do with emotional ones. That is exactly why you get to fuck so many Thai wives and girlfriends. Because they need to you to pay for their life expenses and so they take your dick and they go elsewhere for their emotional and companionship needs.

Same with vibrators in the pussy, some ladies like it inside, some want external stimulation. That's why there are so many types of vibrators.

They all like external stimulation. When I touch a girls pussy the biggest request I get if they like internal stimulation is growl in a voice an octave lower than their normal voice is Fuck me!.

As for licking pussy, some ladies like it, some not. But for some ladies, their performance is enhanced after pussy licking.

I'll take your word on that shit, since I don't pay to eat pussy. You eat that ass like a cupcake too? If a girl is there for mutual pleasure (I. E. I am not paying her to fuck me) the communication and chemistry is usually so good between us she does not have to ask, I'll just do. If she does not like it she tells me. Now, I'm only able to have communication like that if I can speak with the girl. Here in Thailand that means the girl has to speak English as I do not speak Thai. But in countries where they speak Spanish it is not a problem for me.

I am generalizing here, but some percent of Thai ladies like their pussy being licked, but their Thai boyfriend won't do it, or only a little bit. The ladies are afraid to ask more, since they fear boxing. Moreover, Thai style means the ladies don't want to appear interested in sex (apart from during the act), one reason why some don't shave their pussies.

OK! I will stipulate to your superior knowledge developed from years and years of fucking the wives and girlfriends of Thai men. ROTFLMAO!.

[SubCmdr]

Below you will find a series of posts from the Bangkok Reports thread that are a complete waste of bandwidth and SSD storage space:

I'd rather give the $2 to a homeless street person then use it on dunkin' donuts.

Somehow running around looking for an exchange at that gives me 34.2 vis a vis 34.1 seems to be a waste of time. How much you going to lose on $1,000, $2?

Now individuals post usefully factual information with the intention to help others and this dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers with his "private banking" status is laughing at how others spend their money.

I misquoted Man Law 101 it actually says: No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.

Count Nye boy as a three time loser when it comes to violation of said law. ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Ooooo tough guy Pimp wants to meet you. How dare you not worship his greatness? He's the King of Sosua, the place that's famous with NYC ghetto thugs and pimps!

Maybe my stack is not a big as yours Nye boy, with your private banking and all that. But I am not trying to measure it or pull out my Big Black Dick to measure against whatever color yours may be. So, don't get it twisted. I make my stack work for me. You have not ever seen me up in a club in Sosua making it rain.

If an individual is going to talk about me they should at least know something about me. Rarely that the online personality fits the one IRL. I've made friends with ISG Brother who had words for me initially by meeting in person. As someone who lacks basic interpersonal skills you would not understand how to do that.

Stop speaking about something you know nothing about. Do not be like the guy who loves fucking wives and girlfriends of Thai Men.

You even ever been to the Dominican Republic Nye boy? If yes, have you ever been to Sosua? If yes, do you speak Spanish? If yes, tell me how prices for pussy in Sosua compare to those in Bangkok (your expertise) or Pattaya.

Oh and if you have visited to Dominican Republic then please point me to your trip report. I missed it during my last ten years of reading that forum. Or was your introduction to the Dominican Republic and Colombia through reading my posts? ROTFLMAO!.

[Explorer8939]

The post below was written by a man with a narrow band of experience with girls. When it comes to penetrative sex toys he may be correct. But I have yet to meet a girl in the entire world over my entire life who did not like a vibrator on her clit.

Many girls go with Toms in order to fulfill their emotional and sexual desires while taking foreign dick to pay the bills or supplement their income. How a girl gets off in her free time is no concern of mine. If I am paying to fuck I am paying for her to please me. That is why I feel the same way about guys who pay to eat pussy as you do about guys who sponsor girls. I just don't get it. But I do not feel the need to repeat myself in every post about my personal preferences and feelings...

You don't seem to understand the lady. Tomboy thing. Although every lady is different, ladies who go with Tomboys generally don't want any penetration, that's the point. That's why so many Soi 6 ladies go with Toms, they get dick all day.

Same with vibrators in the pussy, some ladies like it inside, some want external stimulation. That's why there are so many types of vibrators.

As for licking pussy, some ladies like it, some not. But for some ladies, their performance is enhanced after pussy licking.

I am generalizing here, but some percent of Thai ladies like their pussy being licked, but their Thai boyfriend won't do it, or only a little bit. The ladies are afraid to ask more, since they fear boxing. Moreover, Thai style means the ladies don't want to appear interested in sex (apart from during the act), one reason why some don't shave their pussies.

[Explorer8939]

I got this off Facebook. Sometimes I am in the mood for this type of lady.

How about you? Anyone know if she is on Thai Friendly?

[SedNabokos]

If I am paying to fuck I am paying for her to please me. That is why I feel the same way about guys who pay to eat pussy as you do about guys who sponsor girls. I just don't get it.

For some of us the act of giving pleasure can be almost as good as receiving pleasure.

And I don't often get the chance to eat pussy with the P4 P girls back home, so it's something to look forward to with a Long Time girl.

And it usually means a much more enthusiastic and passionate performance for the rest of the night.

But it's perfectly fine if you prefer a more one-sided transactional affair. I just don't get it *grin*.

[Nyezhov]

The next time you are going to make a statement about what I have and have not done in my brief stay as a Tourist in Pattaya, you better get your mother fucking facts straight. I've never gone with a bargirl before. So, you don't know what I have and not done you dumb mother fucker.

Be a real man and meet with me in real life!

I will teach you a think or two about me. Then you can speak correctly. The Bus Bar across from Prime Burger on Soi Buakhao. I'm buying. Until then keep your gum filled mouth with your flapping tongue shut about me. Stay with with stories about fucking the wives and girlfriends of Thai men. That is really an impressive feat and something to be proud of. I really enjoy those stories and your advice not to send money while outside of Thailand.

How do you know you have not fucked a girl with a foreign boyfriend before?

Ooooo tough guy Pimp wants to meet you. How dare you not worship his greatness? He's the King of Sosua, the place that's famous with NYC ghetto thugs and pimps!

[SubCmdr]

I can just imagine what she looked like. I really don't get the point of bullshit posts like this, no decent looking woman is going 1200 LT. What a load of crap.

Poster below 100 calling bullshit of a vet. How long you even been posting my ISG Brother? I been mixing up on ISG with Uncle E for at least 10 years now. I can say a lot of things about him, but I don't have any reason to think is lying on his dick. Why? Because I have seen my boys pull girls for 1000 LT. Yes, I seen them the next morning. All dress up heading to their regular jobs. Why? They are auditioning for a relationship. So just because you cannot do what Uncle E does, does not mean it can't be done. The call me a "new poster" and 'tourist". If that applies to me it most certainly applies to you. You don't know what you don't know about Pattaya. There are layers to it.

So post some pictures of your hot prostitutes. Don't be like your leader Raj Raj talking shit about others while never ever posting a single photo..

I'd really like to add but have a few Infractions. LOL.

You catch your infractions because you post your stupid shit in the wrong thread!

[SubCmdr]

Below you will find the kind of post that makes me wonder about the usefulness of reading the Pattaya Reports section. Actually it is my bad. I do not take my own advice and use the ignore function. But if I did that I would not get to have so much fun with his posts in this thread.

Maybe if it so bad being a full time resident, you should just be a "tourist" like I am.

Now if it was written "tongue placed firmly in cheek" please accept my apologies.

Be careful what you wish.

I'm a full time resident here, and it can be a challenge to maximize your fun.

First off, if you fuck too much too quickly, you feel like joining the priesthood after a while. Sometimes I fuck ladies with similar bodies and techniques too many times (or worse, the same lady too many times), and get tired of them.

Or ladies with good bodies but no technique.

Thai ladies don't like to talk about sex, so it's hard to teach them anything.

And then there are ladies who fuck too much and are burned out. One lady who comes to my condo has a Thai husband, a full time Farang customer plus she works bar and goes with customers Short Time. So by the time she comes to my condo, things aren't good downstairs.