Pattaya Reports

[GatorAk]

Oh my god. We even have price police for tipping. Post a report please and who cares about what others tip or pay.

This is a message board for comments and reports. Him commenting on thousand baht tip is legit.

[Explorer8939]

No.

OK. I haven't walked that stretch during the night for a long time since pre-Covid. I'm a pessimist. Have things changed that much? I doubt it.

At night time, I just stare when I ride the songthaew to Walking Street. I think that gives you a good indication. And sometimes, I walk around the beach at night time, generally late, after a night of drinking, around my hotel near the beach.

I hope I see a stunner the next time I'm there; I will be staying on the beach at LK Empress.

I will state the obvious: ladies working Beach Road during the day are fewer and not so great. The good ones come out at night, after their day job finishes.

[ElMexicant]

Its a doctored picture of a well known over-priced biotch on TF. AI and filters are everywhere.

The chick that asks for 5 K ST with the long ass essay about how too good she is? Those aren't her boobs and during COVID she went for 2000. Just an average fuck with a NO repeat for me.

[Paolo99]

You can't go by YT because the rare 7 or 8 on Soi 6 may not be into you unless you're East Asian. I've seen chicks that were 7 or 8 that did not make eye contact or only wanted drinks.

Exactly my experience too.

Although I wouldn't give these girls numbers, there were definitaly a few I would have wanted to bang but I didn't do because of lack of chemistry or because they simply asked too much.

But I've seen lately a few lovely looking new comers than I plan to meet and I'm thinking in changing my tactics and become a new generation monger instead of the old school guy that I've always been.

It's because you don't have a baseline on what Soi 6 used to be even only 6 years ago. But this is likely a good thing. You're going to have the time of your life for dirt cheap. Enjoy and report back.

Not dirt cheap anymore if you follow the winners.

I plan to copy them next time, but only with a few selected girls (if they are still around in a few months).

I will target a few girls on the 6 that I want to bang, I'm still hesitating between offering 80 or 120 water shots for her (yes, even though I don't know her yet, I already love her and care about her health, so no alcohol, no sugar) or I'll make a statement and go directly for 200 or even 500 shots.

Now I'm convinced it's better to do it that way instead of directly offering this huge amount of money directly to the girl, because otherwise the bar couldn't live without me, so I have to think about these poor souls too.

That way, sweet heart cannot refuse to sleep with me and she will give me hands down one of the top 5 experiences in my whole life, I'm sure about that.

Naturally I'll give 2000 baht tip to the mamasan cashier too, because otherwise the experience wouldn't be so good, and the girl would look at me like I'm a cheap charlie, which I don't want.

And naturally, I'll not put a foot in the soi again after that epic night, because obviously I would be targeted as a soft guy or an ATM, which I'm not too.

So to sum it up, not cheap but I can afford it (I'm a western guy) and honestly it would be too dumb to still miss on these kind of experiences just to save a few pounds.

[GreenBud]

You do your daily exercise walk on Beach Road after dark?

No.

OK. I haven't walked that stretch during the night for a long time since pre-Covid. I'm a pessimist. Have things changed that much? I doubt it.

At night time, I just stare when I ride the songthaew to Walking Street. I think that gives you a good indication. And sometimes, I walk around the beach at night time, generally late, after a night of drinking, around my hotel near the beach.

I hope I see a stunner the next time I'm there; I will be staying on the beach at LK Empress.

[Paolo99]

Seems to be some social media model. She's lovely.

https://www.jaekwarp.com/earn-saranya/

If she is a real girl she's been rebuild clinically more often than an LB.

[ElMexicant]

Seems to be some social media model. She's lovely.

https://www.jaekwarp.com/earn-saranya/

Good catch. All her stuff is in Thai language. Long live tineye. LOL.

[EverythingThai]

Seems to be some social media model. She's lovely.

https://www.jaekwarp.com/earn-saranya/

Ya she showed me some of those photos, but I didn't know she was so well known LOL.

[Mogwai]

A few nights ago, I went to Republic and ran into a real hottie. I snagged the last VIP booth and she shared some of her professional type photos.

Seems to be some social media model. She's lovely.

https://www.jaekwarp.com/earn-saranya/

[Xiggo]

Thaifriendly, ladyboy, unknown

Blowjob 8/10.

English 8/10.

Boobs A maybe be? Silicon.

Height 150/160 cm.

Body type Petite.

Damage 1500/2000 Baht (Can't remember).

Whenever I walk through the soi's, I am never able to look for a girl in a calm environment.

Every meter you are being groped, touched, pulled, stared at, waved at, talked to, get jumped on.

I love them all, but I am looking for a gem between all those girls. And that's really hard if you don't have the time to look.

You are occupied trying to dodge every thai body that falls on you.

So sometimes I just go to my hotel or have a beer somewhere and look at thaifriendly.

I was in the mood for ass so I opened the transgender section in thaifriendly.

A lot of them looks so good, there is one standing out immediately. I contacted her / him whatever it's like to be called for a meetup in my room.

Let's call her a she, makes writing for me a bit easy'are.

Anyway she came to my room and she was just as stunning on the pictures. There was no edit or fake shit.

I could see the makeup a little bit though.

I turned her around and complimented her on her body. She in return told me to change my profile picture because I looked fat on those pictures.

Well that's a compliment to.

She showed, I already did it before she came. I told before I am bad at writing story's how I fucked, I am not a erotic story writer.

She gave me a blowjob which I enjoyed, but I am not in to blowjobs, I love ass <3.

I asked her to bend over in doggy so I could fuck her from behind. And man, I hate condoms. This ass would be a lot sweeter if it was bare. Instead I am fucking in to a rubber pipe.

The view from above was fucking amazing, Nice ass, nice figure.

I couldn't hold it fuck longer so I came in that position.

The end.

I added a picture this time.

[Xiggo]

Great report mate. This is what the forum is all about. You were the same as me. You saw what you wanted and you went on a mission and got it. I like this thrill the hunt. I see a girl I like on you tube, Facebook or another platform who is working in some bar and then go on a mission to find her.

How did you know she worked there? Where did you find her?

I found her a year ago on the day that I left Thailand a few years ago.

I added her on Instagram and made a mission to fuck her the next year.

She posts pictures from her work and when asked she told me she works in XSagogo.

When I entered the bar I showed them the picture of the girl and they brought her to me.

It was deep space mission.

[Xiggo]

You lost me when you said that you paid the Mamasan 1000 bt as a tip unless you added a zero by mistake.

Nope. I told before I knew I was going to lose some money and I only wanted one thing.

And that is to fuck that girl without any other bullshit around me.

These thai people and their tips are annoying.

I gave mamasan 1000 baht tip because those were the only notes I got in my wallet.

I also took the note out very quick and just gave it to her.

Because if they see the bundle of notes, they are rude enough to ask more.

I don't like gogo bars.

[EverythingThai]

You lost me when you said that you paid the Mamasan 1000 bt as a tip unless you added a zero by mistake.

Oh my god. We even have price police for tipping. Post a report please and who cares about what others tip or pay.

[EverythingThai]

XS AGOGO, Toey

Blowjob 8/10.

English 6/10.

Boobs size A.

Height 150/160 cm.

Body Tyepe Petite.

Damage +/- 150 euro.

I like thailand because of the beautifull and cheap fucks. But there was one girl that I desperately needed to dip my dick in.

That girls name is Toey and she works in a shithole called XS AGOGO.

I am not the type of guy to go in a gogobar. It is to crowded, the staff is to pushy and the people around me are gta vice city gangsters.

You know the type of people showing gang hand signals while wearing a fluerocent hoody.

Anyway back to the tripreport. I went inside the bar knowing I was going to lose some money. But I didn't care because this girl had something that I needed to penetrate.

I went in to the bar and some fat lady asked me for drinks. I asked for a beer and I also directly asked that I am interested in that specific girl.

I wanted her for a short time.

Apperently it was not possible at the moment. She still had to work for 30 minutes and then she can come to me.

I still don't understand why but I waited for my time to come. Toey came and sit next to me and then the fat lady returned to ask if girl wanted something to drink.

And a tip.

After the 30 minutes of chatting about bullshit, her mamasan came to me. She told me it will cost me 4000 baht or something like that for a short time.

I was expecting to take the girl to a room upstairs but apperently I have bought her for 2 hours to go outside of the club?

I didn't know that, but it was sure nice. I prefer to fuck in my own hotel room.

Mamasan told me to take good care of her girl and she asked if I didn't want to give mamasan also something.

I have her 1000 baht and then left with the girl.

We took a scooty to the hotel room.

I am bad writing in detail what happenend but anyway, we both showered.

She gave me a blowjob which was nice but I am not into blowjobs. I was waiting to stab her with my meat dagger.

I pulled her up and she sat on me.

And bro, this was the first time in my life that someone fucked me like that. This was pro level riding. Like the ones you see in porn movies.

She was fast and flexible. I enjoyed it for a few minutes then we switched positions.

I took her in doggystyle and it was great to see such a petite ass from above. I am never going to forget this.

After a while I felt I was ready to blow so I took her in missionary. I wish I could fuck these thai girls without condoms but I am to afraid to get a disease.

I came, and then we went to the shower together.

After that we went out to get some food, took some pictures together and then we seperated.

Before she left, she told me, don't fall in love with me.

This girl was hot and sweet and I was definitely in love. But I can not take her back to my wife, so it ended there.

Great report mate. This is what the forum is all about. You were the same as me. You saw what you wanted and you went on a mission and got it. I like this thrill the hunt. I see a girl I like on you tube, Facebook or another platform who is working in some bar and then go on a mission to find her.

How did you know she worked there? Where did you find her?

[Explorer8939]

Please give a link to a YouTube video. I've only watched a couple showing Beach Road; don't need to since I'm there a lot. That's usually where I do my daily exercise walk.

My problem is that I have true Bell Curve, where most are C's, and only a few are F's and A's. I wish my standards were so that half the girls out there are stunners.

You do your daily exercise walk on Beach Road after dark?