Pattaya Reports

[Nyezhov]

Thank Allah it's not just me seeing the DICK in a banner ad here.

If you're seeing danglers in any banner ad It's the fault of Google not the owners of the board. The ads or generic, take one, take all.

I personally have never seen one.

[GentileBear]

I think that was under the previous owner. The present owner has even had lewd banner ads of ladyboys.

Thank Allah it's not just me seeing the DICK in a banner ad here.

[Nyezhov]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?

Even if the board allowed it, which I was always under the impression it doesn't, do you really want to reveal your preferences in a place where such preferences are the subject of numerous mental giggles?

Sometimes I wonder what the guys who keep asking questions about how to recognize a ladyboy are really looking for.

I must say that's the first report I've ever seen regarding a ladyboy during my time on this forum, which stretches back to the early days of its existence.

[Forty Drinks]

Exactly my experience too.

Although I wouldn't give these girls numbers, there were definitaly a few I would have wanted to bang but I didn't do because of lack of chemistry or because they simply asked too much.

But I've seen lately a few lovely looking new comers than I plan to meet and I'm thinking in changing my tactics and become a new generation monger instead of the old school guy that I've always been.

Not dirt cheap anymore if you follow the winners.

I plan to copy them next time, but only with a few selected girls (if they are still around in a few months).

I will target a few girls on the 6 that I want to bang, I'm still hesitating between offering 80 or 120 water shots for her (yes, even though I don't know her yet, I already love her and care about her health, so no alcohol, no sugar) or I'll make a statement and go directly for 200 or even 500 shots.

Now I'm convinced it's better to do it that way instead of directly offering this huge amount of money directly to the girl, because otherwise the bar couldn't live without me, so I have to think about these poor souls too.

That way, sweet heart cannot refuse to sleep with me and she will give me hands down one of the top 5 experiences in my whole life, I'm sure about that.

Naturally I'll give 2000 baht tip to the mamasan cashier too, because otherwise the experience wouldn't be so good, and the girl would look at me like I'm a cheap charlie, which I don't want.

And naturally, I'll not put a foot in the soi again after that epic night, because obviously I would be targeted as a soft guy or an ATM, which I'm not too.

So to sum it up, not cheap but I can afford it (I'm a western guy) and honestly it would be too dumb to still miss on these kind of experiences just to save a few pounds.

Please don't be silly.

The going rate is 40 drinks. LOL.

[Forty Drinks]

Someone is going to say she is a 5.

Four BRO!

Thai accountant wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot POLE.

[Forty Drinks]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?

Be careful too many infractions you get cancelled. So my Friend tells me.

[Explorer8939]

Don't want to burst your bubble but we "farang" are not on top of the food chain in Pattaya anymore. Most girls would prefer Asians for simple reasons. They spend more.

To quote a OWNER in Pattaya of agogo:

"Bro. , I have Asian customers here that come buy a bunch of drinks and take 3-6 ladies with them. They take the whole group to Hollywood, buy bottles and food all night. Take a few selfies, give the ladies 10,000 each and send them home".

Why would these girls be waiting for any of us forum members? I don't blame them!

This is what killed Angeles City in the Phillipines. Asians crowding out the Farangs, who mostly stopped coming.

[Mr Enternational]

I believe ladyboy reports are against board rules.

I think that was under the previous owner. The present owner has even had lewd banner ads of ladyboys.

[Banana Boi]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?

I believe ladyboy reports are against board rules.

[MartinFlevo]

Did you guys watch it? We're a freaking status symbol, goddamned prize worth fighting for. Do you see what some of us old dudes look like? And they're fighting over us? Holy cow man. I love Thailand.

Don't want to burst your bubble but we "farang" are not on top of the food chain in Pattaya anymore. Most girls would prefer Asians for simple reasons. They spend more.

To quote a OWNER in Pattaya of agogo:

"Bro. , I have Asian customers here that come buy a bunch of drinks and take 3-6 ladies with them. They take the whole group to Hollywood, buy bottles and food all night. Take a few selfies, give the ladies 10,000 each and send them home".

Why would these girls be waiting for any of us forum members? I don't blame them!

[Explorer8939]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?

You can't even write the word "ladyboy" here.

Oops.

[Xiggo]

I got a penalty I think?

Reason: TVS. TV-TS-SheMales.

I am not allowed to post pictures or tripreports of ladyboys?

[Turgid]

........Before she left, she told me, don't fall in love with me.......

That's not normal. They usually try to get you to fall in love with them to get more money off you. Mighty decent of her.

[Newton York]

If you don't mind being constantly treated like an ATM by people who can't speak your language and will never really accept you into their society, I guess its okay. Sexpats are the bottom rung of Thai society, no educated or decent Thai person will be your friend. You will be surrounded by people trying to use you while smiling at you and Wai-ing you to make you feel like some white god. Don't get me wrong. I like coming and fucking Thai girls as much as the rest of you. But I know what is fantasy and what is reality. Once you lose sight of that, you lose your mind.

I don't understand which part of 'White God' is a bad thing. Sounds pretty sweet to anybody who's white, just sayin. Here, looksee at this documentary, all about the joys of paid sex in Thailand, and tell me it's bad. Sure, it might not be so great for the locals, but it's paradise on earth for dudes. For those of you young guys, you wouldn't know this, but you can look like acting legend Danny freakin Devito and still land a babe in Thailand that would suck you off. Even if you got cash, that's a bit of a challenge here in the States. God, my life sucks. Here, just watch this. You'll see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOyJmCr_Mds

Did you guys watch it? We're a freaking status symbol, goddamned prize worth fighting for. Do you see what some of us old dudes look like? And they're fighting over us? Holy cow man. I love Thailand.

I don't know dude, but it seems kinda obvious that sexpats are at the top of the rung of Thai society. People notice and won't admit it, but we're treated like kings over there. Educated and decent Thai people are kinda all over us cause we speak English or German, or Korean, or whatever. Just be foreign or better yet, be white and have some cash, and you're golden. Again, why go to Thailand if you ain't going to make the most of it? Cultural stuff, food, the weather? Yeah, sure, that's all fine and whatever, but the whole point is babes. Attractive, willing to spend time with you, willing to suck you off, babes. Even if you look like comedy genius Danny freaking Devito. Which I kinda do, but I'm older and much uglier. Jesus H Christ, if it weren't for South East Asia, I'd never know what pussy was like. I thank Mammon for the existence of Asia, where else would I go for affordable sex? South America? Been thinking about that for a long time, but I love how safe Thailand is. Can't really say that about Brazil or Colombia.

[Newton York]

Originally Posted by ExpatAmerican [View Original Post]
If you don't mind being constantly treated like an ATM by people who can't speak your language and will never really accept you into their society, I guess its okay. Sexpats are the bottom rung of Thai society, no educated or decent Thai person will be your friend. You will be surrounded by people trying to use you

Who are you treated like an ATM by? You are in charge of your wallet and it is your decision whether you want to purchase someone's services. You can also get a normal girlfriend that loves you for you. I have had tons of girlfriends here that did not need to be paid.

Not sure why them speaking your language is a thing when this is not your country.

Who the hell wants to be accepted into society? That is where the problems come in. I see friends back home on facebook worrying and biching about this that and the other. Not my concern since I am not participating in society there, and it definitely is not my concern here where I do not have to participate in society. Just don't fuck up my money or passport. Like my man Mexicant says, keep a small carbon footprint. All I need is money to pay my rent and buy whatever else I want. Why look to be involved in things to stress over? Just be the fly on the wall.

Exactly Mr International, I couldn't agree more. That's what I live for now, I'm desperate to get out of this grind and just disengage myself from everything, and just chill for the rest of what's left of my life in Thailand. That's all I've got left. It's why I even wake up in the mornings anymore. Thailand. Everyone needs purpose and meaning, and now for me, at the end of my life, Thailand is my purpose and Mammon willing, Bangkok is my meaning.