Pattaya Reports

[Forty Drinks]

How about the quality there and prices if someone checked recently? Thanks.

I won't be the one who tells you to go scroll 📜 back 1,000 pages.

If you do look for Raj Patelas accurate assessment s.

[Goferring]

I contacted a TF who wanted me to come to her place. I didn't go through with it as I deemed it unsafe and risky to visit a girl at her condo in a foreign country. She was 18 and super hot but my big head won this battle. Is it generally safe to visit a girl at her location? Have you had a encounter with thai police and them shaking you down for money?

Wait a minute. An 18 year old who had a condo?

There is something wrong with that story.

I've never had security concerns going to a girl's place. Occasionally there will be additional requests for lunch, drinks etc if there are others there but it wasn't anything too over the top.

My guess is that Daddy was out of town so she was making hey while the sun shines. I've had that many times.

[XXL]

I'm not in Pattaya, but I can see from Facebook that ladies are busy with customers. Many are on long time barfines, including travel to other places.

Although there are more ladies working in Pattaya, more of the good ones are barfined. Many of those will soon be sponsored up, and go back to the village until their sucker realizes he's an idiot and stops sending money.

Yes, difficult to get hold of any looker right now. Several ones I could get hold of easily in August are now gone or unavailable.

[Mr Enternational]

Just because you never had a problem doesn't mean you won't in the future.

Anything can happen and with thousands of ladies on offer in Pattaya why go out of your way and put yourself in potential danger for one?

It is Pattaya, not Medellin!

[Explorer8939]

How about the quality there and prices if someone checked recently? Thanks.

1000 baht will get you some fun.

Quality varies, you'll have to check it out.

[Buck011]

How about the quality there and prices if someone checked recently? Thanks.

[Explorer8939]

Pointless post.

It was snark.

ET is accused here of wildly overspending, so he wrote a fictitious story about spending 0 baht.

I prefer reality myself. If ET wants to spend crazy money, up to him.

[NvRoberto]

I contacted a TF who wanted me to come to her place. I didn't go through with it as I deemed it unsafe and risky to visit a girl at her condo in a foreign country. She was 18 and super hot but my big head won this battle. Is it generally safe to visit a girl at her location? Have you had a encounter with thai police and them shaking you down for money?

Funny enough, when I was in Pattaya a month ago I connected with an 18 year old who wanted me to go to her condo. I didn't feel comfortable and after a LONG series of texts, she finally agreed for me to send her a Grab to come to my condo. She claimed that she didn't have data on her phone and wanted to stay on her condo wifi. She was 18, blonde hair past her shoulders, great little body. If she's the same girl and you passed, you missed out. The 18 year old I had was AMAZING. Hot AF.

[Forty Drinks]

Let me guess, when you got to Suvarnabhumi Airport, you fucked a hottie at the check-in desk who gave you a free first class ticket by way of thanks?

You got it Back Azzwards. ET gave the ✔65039; check in girl a Free 1st class ticket.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

This Forum did ET dirty. We got him good. I'm actually Sorry for getting on his case.

[Member #4838]

Your big head lost the battle. Never had a problem going to a chick's place in Thailand.

Just because you never had a problem doesn't mean you won't in the future.

Anything can happen and with thousands of ladies on offer in Pattaya why go out of your way and put yourself in potential danger for one?

[Member #4838]

I contacted a TF who wanted me to come to her place. I didn't go through with it as I deemed it unsafe and risky to visit a girl at her condo in a foreign country. She was 18 and super hot but my big head won this battle. Is it generally safe to visit a girl at her location? Have you had a encounter with thai police and them shaking you down for money?

I personally don't visit ladies at their place. I would advise against it. Just offer to pay them a few hundred baht extra to come to you and they'll oblige.

[Member #4838]

I heard from many that gentlemen clubs in Pattaya are really good for value. As everyone knows, I am on a very strict budget. Secondly, I am very good lookin. I don't like to pay for pussy. At least not much. This past Thursday, while waiting for my transfer, I was thinking 5 more hours with no money. What should I do. Having just topped up my daily internet package, I started to search how I could get free food. I came across Cat Flaps in Pratumnak's free lasagne day. Perfect. Wait a minute. I need to buy a lady drink. How to get around this. No problem for a super duper handsome man like me. So off I went.

I stay at a guest house on the dark side for 2500 Baht per month. One of the best fan rooms I've ever had. I grab my phone and off I go on the two hour walk. I need to make it on time for the 13:00 opening. I stop at 7/11 and grab a can of LEO using the last of my cash. Then continue on.

I arrive at Cat Flaps around 13:15, phew. I'm greeted by the girls all lined up on both sides of the door. I strut through the middle of them like Rico Suave and grab a chair at the bar, not forgetting to do my famous wink / nod to a hot girl on the left. Except this time, it works. I didn't even need the 20 baht note. The girl follows me over and sits down beside me. We start chatting. Immediately, we finish with the usual pleasantries and she started kissing my neck. No mention of any drink yet. Wow, I must be having a really good hair day. 👍.

After about 20 minutes of heavy petting. I see the lasagne being brought out. How do I navigate this, I think to myself. By the way, up until this point, I have not even ordered a drink for myself and everyone is leaving me alone. I've got one hand on this girl's ass and the other is clutching the can of LEO from 7/11 for dear life. I dare not open it. It has to last 3 more hours.

Then, the bar tender comes over. I'm fully expecting her to force me to order a drink. I shutter with worry and I begin to sweat. Out of sheer amazement, she asks if I would like my free lasagne. I jump out of my chair and say a big yes. I run over to the serving area and help myself. The girl, who I forgot to mention, her name was Pop, also comes over and stops me. She says, allow me, and finishes serving the lasagne for me and carries it back to our seat.

I gobble the lasagne down like it is going out of style. Then Pop grabs a napkin and cleans my mouth and face for me. She then starts grabbing my dick and caressing it. Wow, this must have been the best hair day ever. Then she says, let's go upstairs. Then a big wave of disappointment comes over me as I wonder, how am I going to get out of this. I don't even have the 800 baht I would have normally offered her. I ask her ever so quietly how much. She says, she will pay me 3000 baht! I almost fall off my chair. I eagerly agree, but with one condition. No BJ. I'm afraid I've got a sweaty and smelly ball sack from the long walk and I don't want her to get spooked.

She responds to my condition by countering with ok no BJ, but I want 3 shots and BBFS CIP. I think to myself for a minute and then hesitantly agree.

We go upstairs and get into bed. I start to feel a little tired and ask her to hurry up. She says no, she wants to take her time. I say please hurry, it's past my nap time. Then I tell her if you need more time, you have to pay upfront. She agrees and gets the money.

I lay there naked on the bed while she jumps on top of me and starts to ride. I lay there motionless. After 10 minutes of this, I finish. She says wait, you agreed to 2 more pops. I tell her to wait a few minutes. Then my phone rings, it's my room mate. I put him on speaker phone and he tells me he forgot his key and needs me to go back to the room to let him in. I look at Pop and say I have to go. Pop looks so sad, but gets dressed. She walks me down stairs, walks me to the door, gives me a kiss on the cheek and I'm off. Phew. I got away with it. No bar bill, free food, a free ST and money in my pocket. "Winning".

Here is her photo. Oh and a photo of the girl too. 😜.

Pointless post.

[Explorer8939]

I contacted a TF who wanted me to come to her place. I didn't go through with it as I deemed it unsafe and risky to visit a girl at her condo in a foreign country. She was 18 and super hot but my big head won this battle. Is it generally safe to visit a girl at her location? Have you had a encounter with thai police and them shaking you down for money?

Wait a minute. An 18 year old who had a condo?

There is something wrong with that story.

[Sir Lancelot]

I ask her ever so quietly how much. She says, she will pay me 3000 baht!

Let me guess, when you got to Suvarnabhumi Airport, you fucked a hottie at the check-in desk who gave you a free first class ticket by way of thanks?

[GentileBear]

Explorer. You are wrong about EverythingThai's post. That is Lasagna in the picture, not Pizza.