Bangkok Reports

[TKOman]

Hi everyone. I'm looking to go to Thailand almost exclusively for the BJ bars. I had some questions I hope you all could answer.

1. Are the girls time watchers? I was in 7th heavans website and they say the time limit is 40 min. Not trying to brag but I couldast near that long if I try. I'm wondering if most girls will complain if you take longer than 10 minutes.

2. I personally have a spit fetish. Is getting a sloppy bbj easy to get? Are they usually sloppy? Do I need to specify my preference? Is this this level of service something uncommon and I'll have to do more than just ask the first few chicks I see at a BJ bar.

3. Are the double bjs worth it? Do they take turns or do they genuinely tag team your member?

4. Any wild stories to share to help me understand the norms and limits of some of the places.

1. Nope. The 7-heaven girls are true pros. No complaining and no qualms about uncovered, CIM blowjobs, short or long.

2. I would ask at a dedicated BJ bar like 7-heaven or Lolita $, and then, upon delivery of sloppy BJ, tip appropriately.

3. In my experience, no, but you may disagree! Go try!

4. Wild? Well, if you like to have others watch you get blown, then try After Skooll or Toy Bar in Soi Cowboy. If you prefer to be anonymous, but want to hear other guys getting sucked off, try Lolita $ or Kaasalong (where you are separated from your neighbours by a flimsy curtain or partial wall), and if you want an exemplary deep throat BJ from a true expert, try a ladyboy!

[Forty Drinks]

They gave it in a few days only?

It seems that where I am, they make a point of waiting a whole month before giving it.

Submitted March 11. Got 60 tourist visa March 13.

Might have been issued in 1 day but for a request of one document.

[NoBuglyFitches]

Arrived on Monday from Pattaya. BTW Grab works well in BKK with good pricing.

Taxied to Maria Massage from my hotel. The building and facade around the building is spectacular. The 8000 baht line up is good ... The problem with soapies is the chicas control everything ... She was skilled at providing a slurpy BJ and making me cum earlier than desired. You need to follow THEIR script. Shorted time as well. This place is overrated and too expensive.

On recent trips I visited Maria, Black Caviar, Emmanuelle, La Belle, Poseidon, Tara (by the airport) and Utopia. I agree with you that Maria is overpriced. For me, Emmanuelle (reopened), La Belle, and Tara had the hottest girls in the 6-8,000 THB price range, which is their highest price tier.

Meanwhile 6-7,000 is the lowest price tier at Maria. Also, the girls at Maria are hard to see up-close because they sit at the back of this wide platform / stage. The most expensive girls at Maria (15,000+) were NOT hotter imo than the most expensive girls at La Belle etc (8,000). But Maria had 3 x more girls.

Like you, I was shorted on time. I assumed it's 90 minutes but the last girl (at Poseidon?) said it was 60. Next time I'll be sure to confirm 90 minutes beforehand.

If you don't want to tip, say you have no cash (all other payment is by credit card). I don't see the purpose of these "hosts / intermediaries".

[Paolo99]

I must say getting my tourist visa was pretty darn EZ.

They gave it in a few days only?

It seems that where I am, they make a point of waiting a whole month before giving it.

[Nyezhov]

Grab is better, but just use cash. Why tie anything to it? Trust me dudes, plenty of experience here. Old man talking. In this day and age, people seem to be ready to kill each other and destroy whole countries for what really old men want. So why not listen to me too? Use cash with Grab. Always. Trust me. Betcha most you fellas didn't even know you could. Cause weirdly uber and lyft here you got to tie your credit card to it, but not in awesome Thailand. God, that's why I love Thailand. So many reasons to love it. I'd sell my soul to be rich to go back.

I tie my wise card to it just fine. But hey, tell us old man with plenty of experience, why I shouldn't.

[Zahle]

Are they really closed? Say it ain't so.

The taxidrive must have made a mistake. Butterfly is definitely open. I was there last night (Wednesday) and had a great session.

Very nice and relaxed experience.

Mi-e is cute as a pie.

[Lcale1982]

For the zillioneth time, Grab is better. Faster, more cars and the difference in cost is negligible. You can tie your Wise debit card in too.

The ticket requirement is usually airlines. Air Asia has never asked me. You buy your ticket out when you go for your extension.

I always use motorbike so I always use Bolt (like min or two wait, car figure is alot longer), always 20-30% cheaper when I compare but this is chump change to us tourist anyways LOL.

Figure most of you might be taller fellas so yea if u using car Grab would be a lot faster. Used it a few times when not traveling solo

[Newton York]

I had a terrific time at Butterfly, although I did not take the girl back to my hotel.

You will notice that some of the girls advertise that they do BBFS (2000 baht surcharge), which is highly unusual for a massage place, but I can confirm it is true. Some of the other girls advertise that they do swinging. This is of interest to me.

Does anyone know of any swingers clubs in Bangkok? If so, please either post your experience or PM me.

THANKS. MG.

Are they really closed? Say it ain't so.

[Newton York]

Hi everyone. I'm looking to go to Thailand almost exclusively for the BJ bars. I had some questions I hope you all could answer.

1. Are the girls time watchers? I was in 7th heavans website and they say the time limit is 40 min. Not trying to brag but I couldast near that long if I try. I'm wondering if most girls will complain if you take longer than 10 minutes.

2. I personally have a spit fetish. Is getting a sloppy bbj easy to get? Are they usually sloppy? Do I need to specify my preference? Is this this level of service something uncommon and I'll have to do more than just ask the first few chicks I see at a BJ bar.

3. Are the double bjs worth it? Do they take turns or do they genuinely tag team your member?

4. Any wild stories to share to help me understand the norms and limits of some of the places.

It's weird to me you'd go all the way there and not stick dick into pussy, but respect cause you know what you want. You're strictly into BJ's. In my experiences with Bangkok, I got BJ's, but not at BJ bars. So good luck to you friend, plenty of BJ bars from when I was last there.

[Newton York]

For the zillioneth time, Grab is better. Faster, more cars and the difference in cost is negligible. You can tie your Wise debit card in too.

The ticket requirement is usually airlines. Air Asia has never asked me. You buy your ticket out when you go for your extension.

Grab is better, but just use cash. Why tie anything to it? Trust me dudes, plenty of experience here. Old man talking. In this day and age, people seem to be ready to kill each other and destroy whole countries for what really old men want. So why not listen to me too? Use cash with Grab. Always. Trust me. Betcha most you fellas didn't even know you could. Cause weirdly uber and lyft here you got to tie your credit card to it, but not in awesome Thailand. God, that's why I love Thailand. So many reasons to love it. I'd sell my soul to be rich to go back.

[Newton York]

Arrived on Monday from Pattaya. BTW Grab works well in BKK with good pricing.

Taxied to Maria Massage from my hotel. The building and facade around the building is spectacular. The 8000 baht line up is good. Asked mama for a recommendation. Ignored and selected imo the prettiest one. While we were checking in didn't like her attitude and demeanor. Mama also asked for a 200 baht tip. Changed the girl to mama's recommendation.

Chica had a nice body and face. The problem with soapies is the chicas control everything. Its sensual and relaxing but not GFE. She was skilled at providing a slurpy BJ and making me cum earlier than desired. You need to follow THEIR script. Shorted time as well. This place is overrated and too expensive.

Taxied to Butterfly Massage. This place no longer exists -- bummer. The web site and pricing appeared promising. Taxied to Soi Cowboy -- it was too early.

Returned to the hotel for preparation to Thermae. Walked to Therame -- some chicas were outside for great deals. Entered at 8:00 pm. Decent amount of chicas. They all start at 3000 baht but many will reduce their rate. If you want a prime chica you need to move quickly.

Found a cutie from Chiang Mai. Petite 27 why / o with one kid. Negotiated 2500 baht for one pop. Walked to my hotel. It was nice seeing her parade around my room naked. She was sweet but in a rush. It was GFE but cummed earlier than desired. I was still feeling horny and started having sex with her for 2000 baht but changed my mind. She was unhappy and left. We had negotiated for tomorrow 8:00 pm to 6:00 am, 8000 baht and 3 pops. This is another chica that doesn't like long boom boom sessions. Texted her to apologize -- she accepted.

Woke up before sunrise. Walked to 7-11. Found a modelo slim anime-looking chica shopping. She was hot. Discovered she lives near the 7 11 and advertises on Massage Republic. 26 why / o Malay Thai mix with no kids. Initially wanted 3000 baht for one shot. Negotiated 3000 baht for 2 shots. She agreed and we walked to my hotel.

She had low energy but was GFE and cooperative. Exchanged numbers. No condom for BJ. It was nice to be in a relaxed situation in which I could control. She cummed in rcg. Finished in missionary. Great feeling to have this type of beauty wrapped around you. Decided to do only 1 pop at 2000 baht. Chill chica. Shall be following up but always have Plan be ready.

WHAT?! Whaaaaaaaat? Butterfly's closed? I just googled it, and even google says it's closed. This fucking sucks, cause given the chance, if I ever got back to Bangkok, I would have dared myself to try doing BBFS there, like really tempt myself to do it, see if I can actually say no, probably not. Actually do it, and once that taboo was broken I'd fuck bareback with every Thai chick I could afford. Man, this really blows. Anybody know why? Did they not pay the right people? Did they move someplace else.

[Nyezhov]

I must say getting my tourist visa was pretty darn EZ.

I don't bother. I just get on the plane or bus.

[Nyezhov]

For Tuesday went shopping for crocodile wallets. Bought 2 from Bangkok Bootery. The malls in BKK are incredibly large. Shall seek out Thai Silk shirts on Wednesday at Premium Shopping Mall. Returned to the hotel and taxied to Angel Massage.

The strip that Angel resides at has at least 5 massage options. Angel had a decent selection of chicas. 2100 baht for one hour nuru (you always get shorted 15 minutes or more). Chose a cutie from Chiang Mai. Good attitude. Body to body and boom boom was wonderful. Wandered down the lane after completion and witnessed some hot chicas. My suggestion is to shop around before partaking. Considering returning.

My fav is tough to connect with. Finally sessioned at 5:30 am. Great passionate action. Shall meet up later in order for her to take me shopping for Mens Thai Silk shirts via the metro.

Departing Thursday for Manila.

Don't get caught bringing those wallets into the USA.

[Forty Drinks]

Time to say it again. Most know seems some don't.

Please don't pay 10,000 baht at Marys expecting Good Service. You are paying for a Better Looking Girl.

Yes on Average they are Better Looking. If you don't think so that's on You. You may be OFF the Spectrum. LOL. Hahaha.

[Nyezhov]

I tried this "beer bar" on Suk Soi 22 recently. I put the term in quotes due to the fact that it's a beer bar in name only. It has the usual accoutrements: girls sitting around at the tables, a pool table, a friendly mamasan, and of course a bar fine. But once you pay the fine and take a girl to your room, she flakes out (pretending that she didn't understand your clearly-specified request). You end up 600 be poorer and the mamasan refuses to help. Collecting bar fines with no intention of honouring the agreement appears to me the MO for this place! Lesson learned.

Thanks for the heads up. I'd rather see practical information like yours so much more than the porn novels.