Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Surprise! Remember the place prior to them leaving looking for a new space. As much as they were selling at the hole in the wall near corner of Soi 21, and Buakhao both had very limited English, I tried to help them out finding out the rent they were paying. They show me a new picture of the new location it was all the way up Sukhumvit, just after Makro, prior to Lotus. Then she was happy said the rent was dirt cheap.
Not wanting to question them and lost of face I thought you got to be kidding, you are leaving Baukhao going where, I felt even if they paid more in the same area could keep the base of customer I had a few suggestion for them.

LOL. I was going to hit you up about that. There is building going on in the old spot on Buakhao but it is taking forever. So I decide to look on google maps for Surprise and was definitely "surprised" to see it had moved up Sukhumvit. The place is a chore to get to now (15 minutes from me). I do not think I will be going.

One thing I have definitely learned being here all these years is that Thais don't understand real estate / business 101. Location, location, location. I have known some Thais to open their businesses in the most obscure locations where it will never see any traffic. Surprise's new location will see plenty of traffic. Unfortunately the traffic will be passing it going 80 kph towards the direction of Bangkok. The joke is on them. Really dumb business move.

[LittleBigMan]

I went to exchange money yesterday morning and there was a late 40's early 50's Thai lady in front of me. I used to date the manager at the exchange place many years ago but she was not there at the moment. The lady who was there was not being much help to the lady in front of me, so she let me go in front of her. The lady said she was trying to change her money to Euro. She showed me the bank app in her phone where she had 350,000 baht. (Yeah do not think it is the 20 year old slim chick in a gogo that is making all the money around here.).

She wanted to transfer the baht from her bank to the exchange place. I was thinking that she was getting ready to travel or something. But she explained to me how she had lost money before and did not want it to happen again. I was thinking that some of her money went missing from the bank.

But no. For some reason she is comparing her Thai Baht to Euro thinking she is losing money when the Euro goes up against the baht. It was weird. Lady you are in Thailand using Thai baht. The euro has shit to do with anything that you do in life. I do not think she would even get the message if she changed all her money to euro and the euro happened to go down against the baht effectively leaving her with less baht. She just sees the euro as better for some reason.

You should have turned her on to WISE!

Government schools you have to wonder what they teach them. My useless daughter in law has a Thai Master degree in Accounting yet recently she couldn't even add up in her head 69-31 without a calculator.

Surprise! Remember the place prior to them leaving looking for a new space. As much as they were selling at the hole in the wall near corner of Soi 21, and Buakhao both had very limited English, I tried to help them out finding out the rent they were paying. They show me a new picture of the new location it was all the way up Sukhumvit, just after Makro, prior to Lotus. Then she was happy said the rent was dirt cheap.

The flyer indicated it was on Sukhumvit 44/44, there is no such SOI, 44, was all the way North, near the boxing ring prior to Covid the large Muag Thai boxing ring before Pattaya Klang. Not wanting to question them and lost of face I thought you got to be kidding, you are leaving Baukhao going where, I felt even if they paid more in the same area could keep the base of customer I had a few suggestion for them.

Sat. My brother wanted to know the new location so I said you buy I fly. The time was like 5 pm when we pulled up. She was happy to see me I asked her Sabai Dee hows business I thought she was going to cry! A sign even that early she could only muster up two large orders of ribs I don't see them being there long cheap rent or not, unless you know of them cars are flying by at 100 KM / H.

This is pretty much Business and common sense 101 here in Thailand.

[Turgid]

Just a friendly reminder. Don't forget to wear protection! It might be fun jumping from one chick to the next, smashing everyone left and right, but yes weiner spooge is real and your PP will be BRICKED for the next week or so. If it happened to me, it can happens to you.

(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).

No, it's not fun squeezing your weiner and seeing gross darky spooge come out! So slap that monkey tire on (and keep it there, too).

You are a very rare poster - an honest barebacker.

[Forty Drinks]

P.S. If you buying house in issarn for doi6 girl then yes Floodung become an issue.

[Forty Drinks]

Don't be Soft. Weather should be number 77 on reasons not to come to Thailand.

[Forty Drinks]

Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?

With all the members claiming Bareback is easy I'm nit Surprised.

Agogo girls look just like Beach Road girls more often than not.

[Ulalaulala123]

Had a nice session in sabai dee today. While leaving decided to check out the food stalls in central marina just in front of sabai dee.

Couldn't help but notice so less number of customers compared to the food stalls. Just wondering what they do if their stock doesn't get sold? Keep trying to sell everyday till it rots?

[Explorer8939]

Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?

Gogo girls are just as likely to infect you as any other lady in Pattaya.

[Mr Enternational]

(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).

Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?

[Skadoosh]

Just a friendly reminder. Don't forget to wear protection! It might be fun jumping from one chick to the next, smashing everyone left and right, but yes weiner spooge is real and your PP will be BRICKED for the next week or so. If it happened to me, it can happens to you.

(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).

No, it's not fun squeezing your weiner and seeing gross darky spooge come out! So slap that monkey tire on (and keep it there, too).

[Betong]

The months to better not be in Pattaya are November-December-January-February-March.

Absolutely agree. I've lived here almost forever and my favorite time is early rainy season, June-Aug or so. Late rainy season, Sept-early Oct. , is nice too, provided you're in no hurry to get anywhere if it floods. Nobody likes the hot season but you learn strategies for dealing with it, and the girls are grateful. Cool season is for tourists -- go somewhere like Laos!

[XXL]

Does Patts stay pretty active in late May to June? I've never been so far off of the usual season but I need to burn some of my year's PTO and figured I'd ask.

My advice would be "go for it". The weather will not be much hotter than it was in March and April already. Pick a hotel with a good (wide and deep) pool.

This will be the time girls have a shortage of customers. Many TF girls who have been very busy since November will be available.

The months to better not be in Pattaya are November-December-January-February-March.

[BroComplex]

Does Patts stay pretty active in late May to June? I've never been so far off of the usual season but I need to burn some of my year's PTO and figured I'd ask.

In my opinion don't do it. The weather will be extremely hot day and night. You will have the sex, eat the food and smoke the cannabis but you will be miserable the whole time. Aside from that the whole scene has just changed a lot. It's not worse, not better just different. Other than expats the majority of the customers are not mongers anymore it's families. White women hanging out on soi 6, babies all over the walking street. Places like ibar has 3 times as many men than women. What's available is not young or attractive unless you go to soi 6 or the walking street bars and still those kinda girls strongly favor the Asians. God forbid you an Indian, half the bars won't let you in, most the girls don't want anything to do with you.

This will be probably be my last visit to pattaya in a while. After a few days here I had enough sex with mediocre women, poisoned my liver with cheap alcohol and ate enough Thai food to make the thought of eating another pad Thai makes me sick. Instead of waiting on my TF short time which is late 30 minutes and keep texting me she's coming I rather be in Egypt to see the pyramids or in Greece to see the acropolis, a cooking class in Italy or a safari in Africa. Those the kind of things that creates memories not drinking cheap beers and banging hookers.

So yeah to answer your question pattaya never stops but the reason less people go during the summer is because the weather is very hot.

[Mr Enternational]

Business as usual. I told her that she can not have another man because she lives with me from now on. She said you pay me? I said no, you stay here for love. She said I can not eat love. I said okay I give you food too.

[Mr Enternational]

Drove through Soi 13/4 yesterday. I saw a new sign literally going up at the old Penthouse Hotel. I stopped and talked to a gentleman there. He said it would be opening up on 5 April and there will be a gogo attached. He told me to come by for the opening celebration. He said you can make hotel reservations at the website penthousepattaya.