Pattaya Reports

[Forty Drinks]

Don't be Soft. Weather should be number 77 on reasons not to come to Thailand.

[Forty Drinks]

Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?

With all the members claiming Bareback is easy I'm nit Surprised.

Agogo girls look just like Beach Road girls more often than not.

[Ulalaulala123]

Had a nice session in sabai dee today. While leaving decided to check out the food stalls in central marina just in front of sabai dee.

Couldn't help but notice so less number of customers compared to the food stalls. Just wondering what they do if their stock doesn't get sold? Keep trying to sell everyday till it rots?

[Explorer8939]

Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?

Gogo girls are just as likely to infect you as any other lady in Pattaya.

[Mr Enternational]

(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).

Where did you get the chicks? Was it the dirty beach road chicks or the clean agogo chicks?

[Skadoosh]

Just a friendly reminder. Don't forget to wear protection! It might be fun jumping from one chick to the next, smashing everyone left and right, but yes weiner spooge is real and your PP will be BRICKED for the next week or so. If it happened to me, it can happens to you.

(yes, I got gonorrhea from Pattaya after going bareback with a few chicks. I believe 3 was the number).

No, it's not fun squeezing your weiner and seeing gross darky spooge come out! So slap that monkey tire on (and keep it there, too).

[Betong]

The months to better not be in Pattaya are November-December-January-February-March.

Absolutely agree. I've lived here almost forever and my favorite time is early rainy season, June-Aug or so. Late rainy season, Sept-early Oct. , is nice too, provided you're in no hurry to get anywhere if it floods. Nobody likes the hot season but you learn strategies for dealing with it, and the girls are grateful. Cool season is for tourists -- go somewhere like Laos!

[XXL]

Does Patts stay pretty active in late May to June? I've never been so far off of the usual season but I need to burn some of my year's PTO and figured I'd ask.

My advice would be "go for it". The weather will not be much hotter than it was in March and April already. Pick a hotel with a good (wide and deep) pool.

This will be the time girls have a shortage of customers. Many TF girls who have been very busy since November will be available.

The months to better not be in Pattaya are November-December-January-February-March.

[BroComplex]

Does Patts stay pretty active in late May to June? I've never been so far off of the usual season but I need to burn some of my year's PTO and figured I'd ask.

In my opinion don't do it. The weather will be extremely hot day and night. You will have the sex, eat the food and smoke the cannabis but you will be miserable the whole time. Aside from that the whole scene has just changed a lot. It's not worse, not better just different. Other than expats the majority of the customers are not mongers anymore it's families. White women hanging out on soi 6, babies all over the walking street. Places like ibar has 3 times as many men than women. What's available is not young or attractive unless you go to soi 6 or the walking street bars and still those kinda girls strongly favor the Asians. God forbid you an Indian, half the bars won't let you in, most the girls don't want anything to do with you.

This will be probably be my last visit to pattaya in a while. After a few days here I had enough sex with mediocre women, poisoned my liver with cheap alcohol and ate enough Thai food to make the thought of eating another pad Thai makes me sick. Instead of waiting on my TF short time which is late 30 minutes and keep texting me she's coming I rather be in Egypt to see the pyramids or in Greece to see the acropolis, a cooking class in Italy or a safari in Africa. Those the kind of things that creates memories not drinking cheap beers and banging hookers.

So yeah to answer your question pattaya never stops but the reason less people go during the summer is because the weather is very hot.

[Mr Enternational]

Business as usual. I told her that she can not have another man because she lives with me from now on. She said you pay me? I said no, you stay here for love. She said I can not eat love. I said okay I give you food too.

[Mr Enternational]

Drove through Soi 13/4 yesterday. I saw a new sign literally going up at the old Penthouse Hotel. I stopped and talked to a gentleman there. He said it would be opening up on 5 April and there will be a gogo attached. He told me to come by for the opening celebration. He said you can make hotel reservations at the website penthousepattaya.

[Mr Enternational]

Unless it is a top International school Thai have exposure to the West they all come from the same line of thinking.

I went to exchange money yesterday morning and there was a late 40's early 50's Thai lady in front of me. I used to date the manager at the exchange place many years ago but she was not there at the moment. The lady who was there was not being much help to the lady in front of me, so she let me go in front of her. The lady said she was trying to change her money to Euro. She showed me the bank app in her phone where she had 350,000 baht. (Yeah do not think it is the 20 year old slim chick in a gogo that is making all the money around here.).

She wanted to transfer the baht from her bank to the exchange place. I was thinking that she was getting ready to travel or something. But she explained to me how she had lost money before and did not want it to happen again. I was thinking that some of her money went missing from the bank.

But no. For some reason she is comparing her Thai Baht to Euro thinking she is losing money when the Euro goes up against the baht. It was weird. Lady you are in Thailand using Thai baht. The euro has shit to do with anything that you do in life. I do not think she would even get the message if she changed all her money to euro and the euro happened to go down against the baht effectively leaving her with less baht. She just sees the euro as better for some reason.

I have a friend in Brazil that has the same type of thinking. She swears that if she was able earn money in dollars then she would have more Brazilian reais. No matter how much I try to explain to her that it is not important the type of currency you have, but the amount of said curremcy is the important thing, she holds even tighter to her belief. She seems to think one currency is magical and makes you rich over the other. Like I can just take my dollars and change them over and be able to buy up all of Brazil.

The manager showed up to the exchange place and went over with the lady how they can do her transaction. Before I left, I told the lady that she was doing much better than me, and showed her the 16 baht that I have left in my account. Damn Lazada!

[Explorer8939]

I visited Maggie Mays on Soi Chaiyapoon yesterday, some new talent there now. Unfortunately, I brought my own lady, so no opportunity to sample the wares.

[CrashCart]

Does Patts stay pretty active in late May to June? I've never been so far off of the usual season but I need to burn some of my year's PTO and figured I'd ask.

[LoveItHere69]

Stupid me was thinking again and my common sense was wrong. On Beach Road two weeks ago there was a MUSIC festival with tons of food. Today starts an Indian FOOD festival with practically no food. There was 20 times more food at the music festival than this food festival. I ate somewhere else. It was so small they should just cancel it next year. I assumed a Indian FOOD festival would have lots of food, especially since there are millions of Indian restaurants everywhere.