Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

In the past, when his handle was still MonkeyPaw, other board members who met him also said he was a really nice guy. Makes me wonder why he comes across as such an arrogant asshole in his posts.

I've met a few guys from this board who I didn't like their online persona much but in person are some of my favorite and nicest guys I have met in SEA over the years. Blanquiceleste and Natty Bumpo to name a couple. Then there are guys from the German forum who I enjoyed their online posts and let's just say I wouldn't even say Hi to them if I bumped into them in a FKK now. An online persona is just that. It's not who is really on the other end of a keyboard.

As for Monkeypaw, I just spent time with him this past month. He's that guy who will bend over backwards for you and is loyal to no end. He is a confident man like I am so to some that may be arrogance.

[Sir Lancelot]

You, and apparently the moderator, read the post from the top down instead of bottom up, which was the correct way. If you had looked at the time stamps, you would have seen that the price was discussed first, with her justifying the price because she was young, and then her revealing her age and him turning her down because she was 17.

As much as I dislike ElMexicant for his trolling, I read it like that too. However I suspect the moderator removed the photo because it's probably not the cleverest idea posting photos of an underage girl on a sex forum.

[Mr Enternational]

I was on the 6 the other night and a girl was smoking one of those vapes. I said why do you keep smoking that bullshit? She said because it smells good. Exactly what I thought.

[Nomad0815]

At sirlancalot, just a tip for TF. If you search for the user name of a 'popular' girl, you will be able to access her profile and send a message.

Typically I pay for a month of premium when I'm there, but when I am browsing in the weeks before, this trick helps.

How does this work? If I try to use the "Username serach" at the bottom I only get "You tried to perform a search that requires a premium membership".

[ElMexicant]

Another always dilemma for me when I am in Patts and hungry. I am a picky eater with only 18 different things I eat while in Thailand.

1. New Thai dish for called pad Thai with chicken for 50 baht from the market.

2. New Japanese ramen tom yum noodle with pork for 79 baht from a food court.

3. Stick to my my foodie list of 18 items like roasted chicken breast for 60 baht off a cart lady.

35+ grams of protein seems to win most of the time.

[Mogwai]

I guess you just have to know him. He is nothing like you are thinking. When I read all the stuff you quoted I laugh because I know him. He is just talking trash. 4 years ago during covid he was telling me a story about the cat with the fist that waves. To this day I laugh every time I think of that shit or see one of those cats. I had never really paid much attention to those things until he brought it up.

In the past, when his handle was still MonkeyPaw, other board members who met him also said he was a really nice guy. Makes me wonder why he comes across as such an arrogant asshole in his posts.

[Mr Enternational]

You, and apparently the moderator, read the post from the top down instead of bottom up, which was the correct way. If you had looked at the time stamps, you would have seen that the price was discussed first, with her justifying the price because she was young, and then her revealing her age and him turning her down because she was 17.

Exactly. The first thing she said was the price. Then she said how old she really was because I think the profile said 19. Then he said sorry 17 and 18 is too young.

I ran into one the other day where the profile did not show an age, but after I was writing with the person, in my inbox under her name you could see the age. I asked how old she was and she said 1 year older than what the age in the thing said. For some reason the ages are sometimes not right in TF. It even switched my age 5 years less in my profile somewhere along the 13 years or so that I have had my account.

[ElMexicant]

No possible way a new girl can mean new on my list to do, as opposed to a repeat. It has to mean new, as in her first time working ever at a bar. Who keeps track of the 1000's of girls? LOL.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Last part he asked her how much ANYWAY. And she ask 4 K.

Post seems to be deleted BTW?

You, and apparently the moderator, read the post from the top down instead of bottom up, which was the correct way. If you had looked at the time stamps, you would have seen that the price was discussed first, with her justifying the price because she was young, and then her revealing her age and him turning her down because she was 17.

[ElMexicant]

Last part he asked her how much ANYWAY. And she ask 4 K.

Post seems to be deleted BTW?

Time stamps? The work like this. The lower the time is the earlier the message. So I asked pricing FIRST like I do every girl. I don't dance around with "get to know you" questions. Jimmy Boy was correct. Not sure what the law is, but I did nothing wrong or illegal.

Apology accepted.

LOL.

[MartinFlevo]

Her profile said she was 19. She told him she was 17. He told her he could not meet her since she was too young for him because she was 17. He did not meet her. What is your issue?

Last part he asked her how much ANYWAY. And she ask 4 K.

Post seems to be deleted BTW?

[Rexy1234]

While I prefer to meet girls in the flesh, my chest infection has meant I've had to change my modus operandi towards the back end of the trip, to try and spend less time in smoky bars. I joined ThaiFriendly to try and set up some afternoon meets, so girls come straight to my hotel. Plus there's a cost implication. I've fucked 43 girls on this trip and going online is a good way of saving some money (cheaper prices, no lady-drinks etc).

Hi, rarely chip in but have posted some reports on actual trips, bars, girls, good times. What I don't get is that Sir Lancelot posts nice long detailed reports on what his day and night is like and some "members" can't resisit having a dig, a "query", a snide remark etc. My experience is that we are all punters and bars I have visited in Thailand, Cambodia and Philippines can all be wonderful and you get the time of your life and then next visit - 3 months, 6 months, 1 week later, whatever. Nothing is going on that appeals to you. All this means is that the girls you liked last time have a job, have a life, have days off, have family visits etc. They are not deperately waiting for you to turn up again, anxiously looking at the door (some are of course.). Um, not sure what other contributions to make here. But well done to Sir Lancelot (wonderful, ridiculous member name) and lighten up all the guys who enjoy being members of the commentariat. Lastly, I was in Angeles on 3 visits last year and went mainly with girls I knew from previous trips: 27 year old who is my travel buddy and is a lovely person and very cute, slim, funny, A 19 year old with a perfect body, very cute face and the friendliest manner, and a 20 year old who had a baby when she turned 18 , met me before and after work for cheaper sessions and is gorgeous, goes swimming with me and her daughter and has never had a difficult moment with me. Bla bla bla. Enjoy guys. Covid nailed things down and now tourism is taking off again. You are lucky.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

A disgusting one. Meeting minors. Should be banned from this website.

Her profile said she was 19. She told him she was 17. He told her he could not meet her since she was too young for him because she was 17. He did not meet her. What is your issue?

[MartinFlevo]

Now you know what type of monger I am. In these wise words of Homey the Clown, "Homey don't play that!

A disgusting one. Meeting minors. Should be banned from this website.

[Free Dude]

At sirlancalot, just a tip for TF. If you search for the user name of a 'popular' girl, you will be able to access her profile and send a message.

Typically I pay for a month of premium when I'm there, but when I am browsing in the weeks before, this trick helps.