Pattaya Reports

[TwatHunter]

If your driving a car in Thailand, The Philippines, Malaysia etc and your a foreigner know one thing. No matter who was at fault if its a foreigner vs a local the foreigner will always be at fault. Have the cash on hand to pay off the other people and the first cop who shows up. They won't be asking you for your auto insurance card. You'll be expected to pay for all damages and for all of the lost wages of anyone who's hurt even if its your fault or not. Local sees a foreigner driving a car and there's always that chance that they'll try to get into an accident for a payday. Oh you can argue but the person with the most money is expected to pay. But this also works in your favor if you do something like driving drunk, just bribe the first cop you see and off you go in most cases.

Won't be driving at all. No need to. Easier to buy a driver for the day LOL. I assume the foreigner is always at fault for everything. I'll just keep my head low and try and get in / out of most places as quick as possible. Not looking for fun nightlife, just fun women to barfine and scoot with LOL.

[Sir Lancelot]

That's sad to hear. It would be better if you and others just ignored the trolls. E. g. , the only reason I saw 40-drinks nonsense response to SirLancelot is because SirLancelot quoted him.

What was my non sense Response?

Sorry to have to spell this out to you but I suspect what Werqweq means is that he's put you on his 'ignore list', which means he only ever reads your posts when you get quoted.

As to what your nonsense response was, it could be tricky to narrow down. My guess would be that you never accept anyone can have a different opinion from yours. You read about people's experiences and can't accept they're real because they don't tally with your own. You find it impossible to accept soi 6 has pretty girls, after all, you spend your life watching endless live streams. You can't accept I fucked pretty girls for 1500 or less, presumably because you can't yourself. That would be my guess but to be fair it could any number of things.

[XXL]

If your driving a car in Thailand, The Philippines, Malaysia etc and your a foreigner know one thing. No matter who was at fault if its a foreigner vs a local the foreigner will always be at fault. Have the cash on hand to pay off the other people and the first cop who shows up. They won't be asking you for your auto insurance card. You'll be expected to pay for all damages and for all of the lost wages of anyone who's hurt even if its your fault or not. Local sees a foreigner driving a car and there's always that chance that they'll try to get into an accident for a payday. Oh you can argue but the person with the most money is expected to pay. But this also works in your favor if you do something like driving drunk, just bribe the first cop you see and off you go in most cases.

I know a German guy who had an accident in Thailand. He had a dash cam and his insurance's lawyer arrived on the scene quickly. The German guy was vindicated. The insurance lawyer was very efficient.

[ElMexicant]

Wonder who is more ludicrous. Me or her. Before on the 6, she quotes me 2000 + 400. I countered 1200 + 400 = 1600. She said no. I turned my nose up, balked, and then walked away. Then on the Not So Friendly Thai, she quotes me 1700ST. Which is 100 more than what my total would have been on Soi 6. I still countered down to 1500 and even threw out 1300 to come fuck her in her room, to save me the clean up. Then she IGNORED me. LOL.

Gee whiz, I am getting good at controlling my lust. Got to battle that "must have" or I get to sleep alone feeling. Anyways, dinero saved means more sopapillas for me. Yum! I sure can pick them.

[Forty Drinks]

That's sad to hear. It would be better if you and others just ignored the trolls. E. g. , the only reason I saw 40-drinks nonsense response to SirLancelot is because SirLancelot quoted him.

What was my non sense Response?

[Werqweq]

Everyone already knows about WS, Soi 6, GCs, Massage places etc. Most posts on this board arent worth the electrons they consume. Detailed reads like Sir L's are enjoyable and interesting. However, these kinds of "old school" reports are now frowned upon by ISG moderators. I have posted many such detailed reports in Phiilippines, Thailand, Indonesia etc but the last time I did I got trolled. When I called out the trolls, moderators took down my posts and put me on moderation. Guess who is never sharing detailed trip reports on ISG anymore? I guess we should all just post about bars everyone knows about over and over again so "newbies" don't have to scroll back a few pages. I know many seasoned mongers who I meet up with have given up totally on sharing on this board. The quality of postings (much like the girls) has sadly deteriorated dramatically.

That's sad to hear. It would be better if you and others just ignored the trolls. E. g. , the only reason I saw 40-drinks nonsense response to SirLancelot is because SirLancelot quoted him.

[Mr Enternational]

I wouldn't put too much faith in video calls either. I mean it's all I can do to get girls 1) to reply to my messages 2) to actually come. If I add the further requirement of a video call my success rate in getting girls will be zero.

You do not have to make it a requirement. Or ask. All you have to do is hit the videocall button and they will answer. Hell, that is how they do me. And like BB, I never answer that shit either.

Those girls have horny cash-laden men lined-up, that's the problem. Yesterday I had a very passable MILF from TF in my room (she came after the disaster I describe below). Well, that very passable MILF, by no means a top model, had messages hitting her phone every minute.

Very true. I do not know why people think a chick has to be the best looking girl TO THEM in order to have a lot of customers. In Pattaya there are tons of pots for every lid. For some reason I never see anyone walking around with all these supposed stunners. Foreigners are mostly walking around holding hands with chicks that I would not even look at. To each their own. The idea is to have a good time, not to try to impress people by paying a girl that onlookers may find attractive.

[Mr Enternational]

Many many years ago every single gogo girl I met used to video call me on video chat daily. I guess that was part of the game back in those days cause guys felt special some Thai chick was video chatting with them.

No ulterior motive. It is easier for them to speak than to write or keep using the translator. Many foreigners take it that because they can string a few spoken words together that they KNOW English, when actually they may be able to speak but not read or write.

[SuperLove]

I prefer auditioning girls on VC rather than go through an unwanted experience. With limited Time on mongering trips one can't afford to have setbacks. No matter how experienced the punter is, idea is to minimise such incidents and have a great trip. One bad incident, that's all it takes to ruin your mood & holiday.

Is this still a thing? I just can't imagine top looking online girls taking video calls from guys they never met before. If this is your rule you will only get the girls who are desperate for business.

Many many years ago every single gogo girl I met used to video call me on video chat daily. I guess that was part of the game back in those days cause guys felt special some Thai chick was video chatting with them. I quickly stopped answering video calls I hate that shit.

For me it's one of the risks for doing TF, Fiwfans, Gaito, etc. Not worth my time or aggravation. Just pay and get the hottest girl you see in person.

XXL, was this a photo of the girl from 15 years ago or a totally fake photo?

[Explorer8939]

Rather a pic from long ago. It was the same girl all right. It usually is on TF. Fake pics are rare. Fact is, some girls age but remain the same type of girl, ie young slender girl becomes older slender girl. Many girls however age AND change, so while remaining the same person forensically speaking, they are not at all what their pics suggest.

I wouldn't put too much faith in video calls either. I mean it's all I can do to get girls 1) to reply to my messages 2) to actually come. If I add the further requirement of a video call my success rate in getting girls will be zero. Those girls have horny cash-laden men lined-up, that's the problem. Yesterday I had a very passable MILF from TF in my room (she came after the disaster I describe below). Well, that very passable MILF, by no means a top model, had messages hitting her phone every minute.

Any bargirl under 50 will be getting messages constantly from lonely guys, most not in Thailand.

Plus, messages from family, son needs money, daughter has sick baby, kik needs money. Plus, the lady will scour the Internet looking for customers after you are gone.

[ElMexicant]

If your driving a car in Thailand, The Philippines, Malaysia etc and your a foreigner know one thing. No matter who was at fault if its a foreigner vs a local the foreigner will always be at fault. Have the cash on hand to pay off the other people and the first cop who shows up. They won't be asking you for your auto insurance card. You'll be expected to pay for all damages and for all of the lost wages of anyone who's hurt even if its your fault or not. Local sees a foreigner driving a car and there's always that chance that they'll try to get into an accident for a payday. Oh you can argue but the person with the most money is expected to pay. But this also works in your favor if you do something like driving drunk, just bribe the first cop you see and off you go in most cases.

I once got hit or "bumped" from behind by a motorbike while walking on the sidewalk. And it was clearly a sidewalk with pavement, curbs, and all. The rider was too lazy to wait with the traffic at a stand still and decided to take a short cut? I turned around to express my displeasure and they somehow made it like it was my fault and got angry at me for being on the sidewalk.

Another time, while walking along side the road going against traffic, so I can see what is coming head on. There was no sidewalk. And I got grazed by a motorbike from behind again. He was going the wrong direction. He tried to tell me this was a two way street. I told him the two way was on the other side of the road, not on the side against traffic where I was walking. He just drove off. I think sometimes these people make up shit trying to get tourists scared so they can make some extra cash to avoid the cops. Weird.

[Forty Drinks]

Mr E played by Fat Albert. Getting HoT girls from WS for 1,000 LT and having them Clean his Apt in the morning.

No reports from yesterday. I was watching a Crazytawn stream from Soi 6. He was with an unattractive girl. Killed my desire. Watched the Stock Market instead. LOL.

[XXL]

Is this still a thing? I just can't imagine top looking online girls taking video calls from guys they never met before. If this is your rule you will only get the girls who are desperate for business.

Many many years ago every single gogo girl I met used to video call me on video chat daily. I guess that was part of the game back in those days cause guys felt special some Thai chick was video chatting with them. I quickly stopped answering video calls I hate that shit.

For me it's one of the risks for doing TF, Fiwfans, Gaito, etc. Not worth my time or aggravation. Just pay and get the hottest girl you see in person.

XXL, was this a photo of the girl from 15 years ago or a totally fake photo?

Rather a pic from long ago. It was the same girl all right. It usually is on TF. Fake pics are rare. Fact is, some girls age but remain the same type of girl, ie young slender girl becomes older slender girl. Many girls however age AND change, so while remaining the same person forensically speaking, they are not at all what their pics suggest.

I wouldn't put too much faith in video calls either. I mean it's all I can do to get girls 1) to reply to my messages 2) to actually come. If I add the further requirement of a video call my success rate in getting girls will be zero. Those girls have horny cash-laden men lined-up, that's the problem. Yesterday I had a very passable MILF from TF in my room (she came after the disaster I describe below). Well, that very passable MILF, by no means a top model, had messages hitting her phone every minute.

[Houston Player]

Haha. I think it's fair to say you squeezed every last pun out of Sir Lancelot! (P. S. I tried to email you directly but your inbox is full).

A big thank you to all of the people who left nice comments about my diary, it is nice to know some people enjoy reading. The exciting news is I'm in talks with Netflix about a 12 part serialisation starring Daniel Craig as me, Robert De Niro as Mr Enternational and Gabriel Jesus Iglesias as ElMexicant. It's going to be box office.

(Before FortyDrinks accuses me of lying again, this was a joke).

I think Denzel Washington or Will Smith would make a better Mr Enternational.

[Banana Boi]

Video call

Bro, always do a video call before confirming them. If they reject your call or make excuses you know you have to turn them down and move on. Make this a religious habit, LOL.

Is this still a thing? I just can't imagine top looking online girls taking video calls from guys they never met before. If this is your rule you will only get the girls who are desperate for business.

Many many years ago every single gogo girl I met used to video call me on video chat daily. I guess that was part of the game back in those days cause guys felt special some Thai chick was video chatting with them. I quickly stopped answering video calls I hate that shit.

For me it's one of the risks for doing TF, Fiwfans, Gaito, etc. Not worth my time or aggravation. Just pay and get the hottest girl you see in person.

XXL, was this a photo of the girl from 15 years ago or a totally fake photo?