Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Nyezhov]

What is silly is your stupid cracker jack remark. If so proud and true as indicated POST A PHOTO OF YOUR LIGHTHOUSE! OTHERWISE, IT IS NOTHING BUT HOT AIR KEEP BLOWING MAYBE YOUR DREAM WILL COME TRUE LOL!

You really want to gaze upon the godlike pillar of manliness? Different angles? Backgrounds? Green screen so you can photoshop it on your own body and be a hit on Thai Friendly?

Get a sense of the absurd, Little Big Boy LOL, life is too short.

[LittleBigMan]

Its not the size, its the overall proportions and aesthetic value. Mine, for example, unlike you guys, would be considered by most to be enormous. Yet at the same time it is aestheticly perfect. No babys arm with an apple in it, or an olive on a toothpick! No sea slug! No flacciod loofa that looks like an alien. Especially for my fellows here. No pencil!

Nay. Perfectly shaped, the enourmous shaft tapers and then blooms into a smooth rhomboid of lust! Picture a lighthouse off the coast of Brittany, standing tall and proud. Now reduce that to a mere 12 inchest overall, and picture it proudly protruding from my middle.

Now go back to your silly arguments over millimeters.

What is silly is your stupid cracker jack remark. If so proud and true as indicated Post a photo of your lighthouse! Otherwise, it is nothing but hot air keep blowing maybe your dream will come true LOL!

[SubCmdr]

Great, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Thanks for all the useless advice and insights. I prefer the beach. You enjoy your traffic, crowds and smog. Bangkok the city did not have a door. So I do not know what you are referring to. Bangkok is a place of business for me. Pattaya is where my fun is at. I will let you know the next time I am in Bangkok, if you actually would like to come out from behind your computer screen.

[SubCmdr]

You may be guessing Mogwai. Just like you were guessing about the location of View Tally 5 (you thought I didn't remember that didn't ya).

But I know!

If you are looking for serious relationships you can find them on Thai Friendly. There are plenty of girls that are looking for them. In fact, I had many discontinue speaking with me or wishing me success in my search when I explain to them that I am just looking for Short Time fun.

Now, I would not recommend Thai Friendly to someone looking for a long term relationship. I recommend that they learn to speak Thai. Learn Thai culture. And while you are at it, hit the gym and get some decent clothes tailored for you. In other words, bring your A game. That means you got to step your game up. Then head out into the countryside and find a girl that is not interested in the Bangkok or Pattaya lifestyle.

If you don't know know you know!

Let me guess: 870 of these messages are coming from ladies who are looking for a serious relationship.

[Nyezhov]

That is what white folks like to do compare. Some like to talk as if they are from the Congo! They brag about being an 1/4 inch larger if one isn't insecure they know one can kill someone woth a pee shooter if used properly.

Its not the size, its the overall proportions and aesthetic value. Mine, for example, unlike you guys, would be considered by most to be enormous. Yet at the same time it is aestheticly perfect. No babys arm with an apple in it, or an olive on a toothpick! No sea slug! No flacciod loofa that looks like an alien. Especially for my fellows here. No pencil!

Nay. Perfectly shaped, the enourmous shaft tapers and then blooms into a smooth rhomboid of lust! Picture a lighthouse off the coast of Brittany, standing tall and proud. Now reduce that to a mere 12 inchest overall, and picture it proudly protruding from my middle.

Now go back to your silly arguments over millimeters.

[Nyezhov]

Let me guess: 870 of these messages are coming from ladies who are looking for a serious relationship.

And those are just the ladyboys.

[Nyezhov]

I have had a few sessions with two girl BJs where both girls are focused on my cock and balls at the same time. No lesbian stuff, just focused on me. However, it's very hard to plan and execute this. Most of the time, it is one girl on the Job and the other watching.

In that situation, I make sure the girl that is watching is sitting close enough to me to grab and poke which is surprisingly a really nice way to enjoy yourself while getting blown. Also, talking to the girl that is watching and discussing the BJ girls technique is also hot; the jobber usually gets encouraged by what you are talking about and keeps trying to do it better. Another thing that I enjoy is grabbing the girls hand that is watching and either putting her hand on my cock / balls or trying to put her hands on the BJ girls tits or trying to fix her hair so I can see properly.

I have also been shouted at by the mamasan (SOL...if you know, you know!) that I am taking too long. In both situations, I just asked for another girl to continue (a second payment) and the first girl would disappear after being tagged out, freshen up, clothes on and come back and sit with me while new girl was blowing me. Both times, I ordered a ladies drink and we would sit there drinking while my cock gets worked on by the substitute.

It's hard to not have fun in a BJ parlour!!

Yeah except these days you have to fun with hags.

[Mogwai]

Thai Friendly I have 871 unanswered messages in my in box (yes I just looked as I was writing this). No problems with girls responding to me.

Let me guess: 870 of these messages are coming from ladies who are looking for a serious relationship.

[Nyezhov]

I went to Bangkok. The place sucks the biggest of the big bones. Cut my trip should and returned to Pattaya quick fast and in a hurry.

Great, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

[SubCmdr]

I went to Bangkok. The place sucks the biggest of the big bones. Cut my trip should and returned to Pattaya quick fast and in a hurry.

[SubCmdr]

Wow. You saved 80 baht.

This guy is a mathematical genius. Wow!

[SubCmdr]

What is a person once they think every woman in Thailand is a bargirl or hooker?

The dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers with no life!

[SubCmdr]

Let me be the first to be a hateful Troll and a keyboard Warrior and tell you to seek some professional help.

Good to see some people never change!

Has the Nye Boy figured out if I am a newbie or a tourist or a tourist who is newbie or a newbie who is tourist. LOL!

Happy Songkran mother fuckers!

I am going to have 40 drinks to celebrate.

[Explorer8939]

It's the time of year when the customer base starts thinning out, some bars close, if a bargirl hasn't swindled some loser into sponsoring her, then she may think about going back to Isaan. So the number of available bargirls diminishes.

[Nyezhov]

Let me tell ya guys something. One of the chicks I banged at addict massage, can't remember her name now but she's in my old reports somewhere, beautiful and nice she was that I picked her as one of my favorites, I banged her at least 3 times I think. And I was jerking off today to some japanese porn and lo and behold there's this pornstar called Yuka Rino who looks just like her, except the pornstars tits are bigger. But the face is basically that. Pretty damn close if I say so myself. And man, it made me so sad as I was jerking off. Maybe one of the saddest fapping sessions I've ever had, cause it made me wish I was back in the big mango.

I miss Thailand so much I can feel it in my bones. Thing is fellas I actually have something akin to a job now, kind of. Not actually full time, but consistent enough that I can't risk losing it by traveling. Can you imagine that? We live in a world now where an old man like me can't even take time off just in case he loses his job. Wow. I tell ya, even my grandparents who lived through world war 1 and didn't even have running water had it better. Jeezum crow. I feel so sorry for myself.

But the silver linings here is that not if, but when I lose this so-called job, the first thing I'm going to do is empty out my checking out, fly business class (just to experience it for myself once in my shitty life) and go to Bangkok for at least 20 days. To have THE blow out sex trip of my life. The last one I'll ever have since I'm old. Is it glass half empty or full? Cause I want to think of it as a plus plus. I don't get to travel, means I'm still making a living. Me flying to Thailand means I've lost this gig, but whadya know, I'm going to Thailand! So, sure life sucks ass. But either way it's way it's a win win.

I'm here by the way cause I've got something in the oven, and I'm just waiting for my food to cook so I can eat. Yes, this part of the forum, this Thailand part is full of hateful trolls, mean and insulting keyboard warriors so brave to say whatever they want cause of the power of anonymity, but I don't care, cause guess what dudes? I'm anonymous too. So let's all just say whatever the hell we want. And you know what? I want to go to THAILAND so I can fuck some hot chicks! Jesus Christ! Why is that so goddamned hard? I'd sell my soul at this point for a coupla million bucks, for all the good my shitty soul has done.

I really want to experience Bangkok Smile, sure some of the chicks I've been eyeing have come and gone, but there looks to be plenty on the roster. And at my age, I'm SERIOUSLY considering the whole BBFS thing that seems to be getting much easier to get in Bangkok, if all the reports I've read be true. Butterfly seems to be offering it. Wow, just the thought of squirting inside a hot chick is really something. Why do I have to worry right? At my age, how many years do I even have left?

You guys are too lucky. Not even you dudes that get to fly in once a while, even of you live in Singapore, you still need to fly in from time to time, I'm talking about you dudes that actually LIVE there. Everyday, all the time, so much that you actually start to believe that you MIGHT be bored of it, but then when you fuck a hot chick, you realize everything is right in the world. Here's the thing, the best I can do, in the years to come, assuming I'm still alive is to have some proximity to Thailand. Through my contacts in South East Asia from decades ago when I used to be stationed there, I might be able to live out the last parts of my life in a country bordering Thailand.

Sure, it's not Thailand itself, but by Beelzebub, it'll be a hell of a lot closer than where I am now. That's for sure. And weirdly, it'll be cheaper than Thailand too, and while my plan is to fly in to Bangkok a few times a year thanks to Air Asia, the country itself where I hope to settle, might have some cheap mongering options itself. That's the hope fellas, but knowing my shitty luck, it'll be a miracle if it happens.

I tell ya this, if you're lucky enough to be living IN Thailand itself, please don't complain. You might not have any idea just how lucky you are. You have it great. People treat you like you're a God, things are cheap, food is great, and you get to bang hot chicks all the live long day. And plenty of pharmaceuticals around to help with the old fuck stick when it doesn't want to get up, or stay up.

I tell ya fellas, at this point I'm ready and have been trying to sell my soul for a coupla mill to have a decent life in the last few years of my sad life. I ain't even talking about tech ceo rich, just a few million dollars, what's that going to take? HELL, honestly, to live near or in Thailand and to have a good, decent life, a man doesn't even need a mil.

There's definitely ageism everywhere. Them so-called colleagues are ganging up together to try to get rid of me. I say try harder assholes cause I'm totally fine with being fired. Why the fuck not, cause the second it happens, I'm getting my ass over to Thailand baby! THAILAND! You guys don't know, you've been in Thailand for too long that you take it for granted now. Always complaining. The truth is Thailand is paradise, and it'll solve all my problems, giving me the peace I've earned, and maybe, just maybe, a few good years in my pathetic sad miserable trauma filled life. Just let me die with a few happy memories. No, not even 'happy'. Just content. That's it. I just want to make a few peaceful memories before I shuffle off. The PSTD even decades after the events that caused it still haunts me to this day, and what I wouldn't give to just have a few restful days before I die. I'd sell my soul, my fucking, worthless soul.

Let me be the first to be a hateful Troll and a keyboard Warrior and tell you to seek some professional help.