Pattaya Reports

[SubCmdr]

I hit Beach Road last month. You basically listed the entire time they are out as the best times.

Yes I did. Because I roam the street from those times and have found selections that I like during those hours.

Very few if any out in the heat of the day.

Thank you for stating the obvious. No one wants to be out in the heat of the day. The massage girls tend to sit inside during the afternoon also. You have noticed that haven't you?

Best by 8:00 to 12:00 maybe 1:00.

Thank you for sharing your opinion. It is not a fact.

I had 11 girls and only proud of 4.

I am very sorry you are not proud of your efforts as a professional TRICK on beach road. FYI, I understand the girls on Soi 6 are better for you. That begs the question as to why you were on beach road in the first place and where is your original report? I must have missed it.

Can I borrow your beer goggles?

Not possible. Because I do let alcohol affect me while I am in the streets. The only time I drink is to have one with a lady in a bar or gentleman's club (my actual preferred venue) to hang out and get to know her.

Can I borrow the part of your personality laced with bitter sarcasm? Nah, you can keep that. I am good.

FYI If you are that impressed by the Beach Road women then the SOI 6 girls (average 5-7 years younger) will simply make you cream in your jeans.

Anyone who has been reading my posts here knows I focus on the deal and not the girl. Performance is more important to me than appearance. Everyone knows this. I evaluate by price point. Give me a 6 who performs in the bedroom over a 10 that is dead fish and just shows up and thinks she can get by on her beauty. If you do not like the way Thai girls look (and I know you prefer Colombianas), why did you come here anyway?

The girls of Beach Road have performed in an outstanding manner for me. Have offered up their friends for me to go with and do threesomes with. You see, it is precisely because of negative posters and responses like you I do not share my total experiences. I know how excited visitors like you get when the chance to tell a story of your exploits presents itself. That is not me. I like to keep it real and focused on useful intelligence for my readers.

Plus, there are at least 3 times as many girls in at least one-third the area.

Your dick, your money, your preferences. What makes you think that I would like anything that you like. Have you ever met me?

Do you really think you need to tell me about Soi 6? If you do then you must have had forty drinks before you responded to my post.

Your response to my post contains a lot of assumptions. All of them incorrect as I have pointed out to you. I am not critical of others who provide information in the forum. You need to learn that your way of looking at things is not the only way to look at things. You need to write in a more respectable manner in your responses in the Pattaya Reports thread.

I am glad you enjoy Soi 6. Oh no! You did not enjoy Soi 6. Wait, wait! You spent two weeks on Soi 6 but you did not enjoy it. At what point did you figure out that you did not enjoy it? I know about Soi 6. After the initial shock now I know what to expect I like Soi 6. Especially to fuck or get my dick sucked. A change of venue. But I agree with the following statement:

Soi 6 is not relaxing.

Actually was a very informative report from your perspective. But what is up with the racism about who likes and does not like Soi 6? Although you get some of the factual things about Soi 6 correct, I completely disagree with your opinions and projections about the types of guys that goto Soi 6.

The statement you made that I would enjoy Soi 6 better in your response to me is completely contradictory to the report you filed right before your response to me.

Anyone who does not like Pattaya, Thailand should goto Medellin, Colombia. Why in the world did you fly half way around the world when you had everything that you like right at your fingertips?

Medellin Colombia is great! According to you, better looking girls and lower prices. What is that place called that you like so much? Central. Apologies if I am wrong. Maybe I like it so much. Yep, been there. It is set up like Beach Road. Short term hotels. A wide variety of prostitutes looking for customers. Many very attractive. Others not so much. In fact you put out inaccurate information about the place in order to discourage other mongers from visiting. Isn't that true? Is that what you are doing now?

Now, all reading your reports know your biases. I hope you enjoy your next stop in SEA more.

How you like me now?

[MartinFlevo]

Soi 6 is not relaxing.

I spent 2 weeks on Soi 6. Hated it and I was not the only one.

Most of you guys never tell the tales about the other side of the coin so I did.

Great review! And I agree 100% I avoid soi6 like the plague. The music in those bars is loud and terrible. 95% of the girls I wouldn't fuck for free (especially when you walk there daytime! SO yeah agree it feels more like a tourist trap (maybe compare it to the RLD in Amsterdam) than a true monger spot. Of course there will be guys who like it (same for RLD / Amsterdam) but def not my cup of tea.

[Member #4838]

Soi 6 is not relaxing.

I spent 2 weeks on Soi 6. Hated it and I was not the only one.

BIg 6 foot tall strong guy has a tall chubby girl jump up on him and both their balances get thrown off. In slow motion they fall flat to Earth. As in lying flat down on the pavement.

I saw a married couple in their upper 30's with the guy wearing a big full backpack at the end of Soi 6. He tells his wife to make sure the girls do not attack him. Basically, he wanted her to play the part of the blocker on a football team for the runner.

Two guys in their 30's wanted to walk from Beach Road to Second Street. They looked down Soi 6 and decided to take the next street. They chose to avoid sexy girls because the girls are such a pain in the.

I saw many guys at both ends of Soi 6 building up the nerve to run the gauntlet the first time or to return back. Kinda like you are about to go underwater and you are taking big deep breaths before you dive under.

If I walk slow the girls grab my arm and sometimes my nutz. And not in an enjoyable way. Rubbing my junk slow and soft is great, but they grab fast and hard making me jump back most the time. It is not a slow soft pulling of the arm but a hard firm death grip. I was shocked at the force and number of girls that were pulling some really big guys towards their bar. One pulls and the other pushes. You could see the shock in so many of these guys faces saying WTF! Many guys were smiling with all this happening but I could tell the way they jerked their arms away they were feed up and the girls were clueless and laughing unaware. Sometimes I had to use a lot of force jerking my hand or arm away to pass by. But if I use too much force or get mad then that girl and girls at that bar will get angry and not want to "F" me. In addition, I am always on alert for my phone or cash being pick pocketed so I find it all a bit stressful. If the girl comes and hugs you and one of the multitude of girls behind you grab your wallet / cell you have no idea which one. Chance is super rare I know but I can not simply drop my guard.

If you hate Soi 6 so much, why did you spend two weeks there? LOL. You're a funny dude.

[Banana Boi]

I think he may be a story teller. How much of the bar, street, or online scene can change that quickly? Why would he even have to ask that question if he has already been there? He would know what his game and not so old would get him.

Yes, everything on ISG I have ever written is only a story. All 50+ ISG members I have ever met were all made up and are all story tellers too because they must be fake if I met them. You have caught me. I have never set foot in Thailand like a few big posters in the Thailand threads.

Banana Boi in the Jakarta section.

February 17,2024 Post 17448 BB did a trip report.

April 16,2024 Post 17648 Two months later BB "In Jakarta, that criteria is young under 23, fairly slim, large natural tits, and a way better than average cute face. Say I have some game and am not old, is this what I will find in Lokasari when I return next month?

edit - I didn't even read this part of your post until now. I don't even understand what your point is. Yes, I was in Jakarta in February and made trip reports. I am one of the few regular posters on here who do trip reports with names of bars. Then you quote me asking a legitimate question to a guy who posted there are decent looking girls in Lokasari. I haven't been to Lokasari since 2016! I asked since his post contradicted all things I know about the current state of Lokasari. Then somehow from this you concluded my trip reports from February, 2024 are story telling?

[LoveItHere]

Quote form your post #56620 on 4/10/24 in the Bangkok thread: "This is something that has confused me for years with expats in Thailand. So many are so disgruntled with the hobby scene (price and girl quality) but still live in Thailand. I saw the demise coming in 2018 so moved to Japan even before COVID."

Why are you asking Explorer8939 for this information when you moved to Japan before Covid? You just fucking with him for some reason or you really haven't found out in all this time?

Banana Boi in the Jakarta section.

February 17,2024 Post 17448 BB did a trip report.

April 16,2024 Post 17648 Two months later BB "In Jakarta, that criteria is young under 23, fairly slim, large natural tits, and a way better than average cute face. Say I have some game and am not old, is this what I will find in Lokasari when I return next month?

I think he may be a story teller. How much of the bar, street, or online scene can change that quickly? Why would he even have to ask that question if he has already been there? He would know what his game and not so old would get him.

[Member #4807]

Wow you explained the soi 6 scene so dramatically as if its a street in Yemen or Syria. If you want to avoid the hustle and bustle of it you can always roam around Pratumnak hill.

Soi 6 is not relaxing.

I spent 2 weeks on Soi 6. Hated it and I was not the only one.

BIg 6 foot tall strong guy has a tall chubby girl jump up on him and both their balances get thrown off. In slow motion they fall flat to Earth. As in lying flat down on the pavement.

I saw a married couple in their upper 30's with the guy wearing a big full backpack at the end of Soi 6. He tells his wife to make sure the girls do not attack him. Basically, he wanted her to play the part of the blocker on a football team for the runner..

[LoveItHere]

Beach Road
Best selection is between 2000 - 0400. The selection for me is crazy good. Excellent selection.

I hit Beach Road last month. You basically listed the entire time they are out as the best times. Very few if any out in the heat of the day. Best by 8:00 to 12:00 maybe 1:00. I had 11 girls and only proud of 4. Can I borrow your beer goggles?

FYI If you are that impressed by the Beach Road women then the SOI 6 girls (average 5-7 years younger) will simply make you cream in your jeans. Plus, there are at least 3 times as many girls in at least one-third the area.

[LoveItHere]

Soi 6 is not relaxing.

I spent 2 weeks on Soi 6. Hated it and I was not the only one.

BIg 6 foot tall strong guy has a tall chubby girl jump up on him and both their balances get thrown off. In slow motion they fall flat to Earth. As in lying flat down on the pavement.

I saw a married couple in their upper 30's with the guy wearing a big full backpack at the end of Soi 6. He tells his wife to make sure the girls do not attack him. Basically, he wanted her to play the part of the blocker on a football team for the runner.

Two guys in their 30's wanted to walk from Beach Road to Second Street. They looked down Soi 6 and decided to take the next street. They chose to avoid sexy girls because the girls are such a pain in the.

I saw many guys at both ends of Soi 6 building up the nerve to run the gauntlet the first time or to return back. Kinda like you are about to go underwater and you are taking big deep breaths before you dive under.

If I walk slow the girls grab my arm and sometimes my nutz. And not in an enjoyable way. Rubbing my junk slow and soft is great, but they grab fast and hard making me jump back most the time. It is not a slow soft pulling of the arm but a hard firm death grip. I was shocked at the force and number of girls that were pulling some really big guys towards their bar. One pulls and the other pushes. You could see the shock in so many of these guys faces saying WTF! Many guys were smiling with all this happening but I could tell the way they jerked their arms away they were feed up and the girls were clueless and laughing unaware. Sometimes I had to use a lot of force jerking my hand or arm away to pass by. But if I use too much force or get mad then that girl and girls at that bar will get angry and not want to "F" me. In addition, I am always on alert for my phone or cash being pick pocketed so I find it all a bit stressful. If the girl comes and hugs you and one of the multitude of girls behind you grab your wallet / cell you have no idea which one. Chance is super rare I know but I can not simply drop my guard.

This was the pattern for me. The first time the girls "attack" it is fun and entertaining because it is a new experience. Few days later (or 7 time walking thru) it is annoying. Soon after it is dread. If you walk slow to look at the girls and choose which bar to sit at then the number of girls attacking increases with each decrease in my walking speed. If I walk too fast I can not get a good look at the girls or choose which bar to sit at. If I walk in the middle of the road I nearly get hit my motorcycles or cars. Soi 6 should be walking only 6 pm to midnight!

I know there are some guys that love it because they have low self esteem. OMG! OMG! A pretty girl talked to me! OMG! OMG! A pretty girl touched me! Wish I was one of you to tolerate the "Sht Show".

What a stupid business model where guys dread walking down a street full of sexy women. Next time you go. See how many Asian customers you see drinking in the Soi 6 bars. Not many. Many walk thru the street like they are walking down a circus side show, but few stay. Most Asians (especially Koreans and Japanese) do not like this behavior. The few Asians I see seem to prefer to sit on the opposite side of the Nightwish group of bars with the calmer ladies not pulling at them.

In addition, the girls sometimes are not happy to give up their front row seating overlooking Soi 6 for customers. Some acted mildly shocked I wanted to sit front and center to watch the parade walking up and down the street versus sitting in the back of the bar. So much for "Welcaaaahhhmm". So stupid that none of the bedrooms upstairs have trash cans for used condoms. Place in tissue and throw in garbage can in the bargirls bathroom on your way out. Also, no shelves and very few hooks to hang your clothes so either had to place on the bed or on the floor.

When walking down this street I have to worry about being pick pocketed, hit in the nutz with their hand, hit in the nutz or eye when beaten with their foam beat sticks, getting my shirt possibly ripped when I try to escape their evil clutches, possibly hurting them when I use force to pry away, pissing off one aggressive girl making my escape and thus losing the ability to sexing one of other girls in the bar that I actually want, and avoiding getting hit by motos and cars. Fun fun!

Passions bar. I swear the room on the left had only a bed sheet covering the bedsprings. I am a small guy and my knees and elbow hurt when the metal pressed into me.

The top 5 girls pretty much turned me down. First one wanted 2000 which seemed high. I should have paid it but it was my first day getting used to the game there. I tried to tease her the next day I saw her but she did not understand dry humor so looked angry so I walked away. Second one was one week new and said she had menstruation. Maybe maybe not. Third one would not tell me how much when I asked. She told me to buy her a drink so I passed on that. Not a happy vibe. But she was a "9" and she knew it. She goes out when she wants and with whom she wants. Fourth one only did Asians. Fifth can not remember.

Most of you guys never tell the tales about the other side of the coin so I did.

[Explorer8939]

Anyone in Pattaya should notice that it's very hot right now, and that the heat is going to increase when Songkran ends. Unfortunately, I get back to Pattaya when Songkran ends.

So my mongering strategy is definitely going to require the ladies come to my air conditioned condo. No way am I going to be out wandering the bars in the heat.

[Explorer8939]

I just had an agency girl stay with me. She had loads of stories of guys who way overpaid for her, 10,000 baht overnighters and the like.

Plus losers sending her money for nothing. Needless to say, I wasn't paying 10,000 a night for her.

[Turgid]

......Now, I would not recommend Thai Friendly to someone looking for a long term relationship. I recommend that they learn to speak Thai. Learn Thai culture. And while you are at it, hit the gym and get some decent clothes tailored for you. In other words, bring your A game. That means you got to step your game up. Then head out into the countryside and find a girl that is not interested in the Bangkok or Pattaya lifestyle.....

In my last visit to Bangkok 2015 I decided to fool around with DIA and met this 36 year old Thai lady single with no children. She did not smoke, drink or party and had no tattoos. She told me never to shop at malls as they are too expensive and she said the cheap restaurants are the best but you must know which ones to go to. She never let me spend a bad Baht and never asked for money. She was as genuine as they come.

[SubCmdr]

Which hotels do short time room? (new here).

Do you have "boots on the ground"? I can show you or you can just walk up to any girl on Beach Road, make a deal and she will show you. One of my favorites is on Soi 13/1. Called the Love Time Inn.

The Cmdr continues to provide useful intelligence on having sex with girls in Pattaya while others just talk shit! And you know who you are. LOL!

[SubCmdr]

I believe it. For a low effort monger like me, I enjoy having all those options at my fingertips even if they not all stunners (which is subjective anyway). A quick video call on Line or WhatsApp to verify what they look like without all the filters they use, chat them up a bit to see what they are willing to do, and you have a very relaxing, pleasurable morning, afternoon and / or evening romp.

Real recognize real. There are the critics who hate. Then we have brothers like you that participate.

Thai Friendly all the pussy you can fuck delivered to your door, 24/07/365 prices range between 600 - 5000 THB. Choose your price point.

Who up in here has a problem with dat?

[MartinFlevo]

It's odd that nobody is mentioning the ongoing disaster in Pattaya known as "Songkran". Soi 6 looks like a war zone.

I escaped from Pattaya, with a Thai lady, but she is returning to play water tomorrow.

I can't imagine going out and try to barfine a lady under these conditions.

I am back in Pattaya after Songkran ends.

Walking street is the same. Hurting business really hard. Second evening already. And watershit goes on untill 3-4 am.

[SeaShanty]

Which hotels do short time room? (new here).

Beach Road

Best selection is between 2000 - 0400. The selection for me is crazy good. The girls fall into three tiers 1000,1500, 2000 and they do not negotiate. They have their prices and they stick to them. Excellent selection. Walk to the short time room. 250 for 2 hours. Clean room, clean towels, clean linen on the bed, brights lights and mirrors for great views. I like the experience!