Pattaya Reports

[Forty Drinks]

What is up with Kelaya 66. Had food but NO customers as usual. I think I might have seen 2 guys in there at table. Always possible could be staff. The Hello girls were Hot as usual.

Met a girl in the area. Very sweet. Not the face of Baitoey but a better body. Very approachable. Look more Laos than Thai. Are they coming back to make Thai sex science great again.

[SubCmdr]

Would you mind translating TF and GC please. I couldn't find it in the abbreviations.

TF = Thai Friendly; GC=Gentleman's clubs.

[Expat American]

"There has never been a better period in human existence to be alive" - Subcmdr.

The girls really wanted to be with you. You had to force them to leave. I got tired of doing threesomes. And they only wanted 10 Bhat and some Khao Man Gai for an overnight. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Like one of Charle Browns teachers. LOL!

Seriously? You going to have me play Bruce Springsteen for ya brother. Those sentiments are universally proffered about almost every location around the world pretty much by anyone who has been mongering for any length of time. I have heard / read this same sentiment about many other countries I have visited by those who have been visiting them for longer. Wash, rinse, repeat.

You know when I had the best sex I have ever had? It was with the girl that just left with my splooge running down her thigh about to drip from her knee. Yep, right before I sat down to respond to your post. I suppose it is a matter of perspective. An entire world out there and you going to lament the past? My best nut is always my last nut.

There always always a place on the decline and a place on the upswing. I've been told by my friends there is overnight pussy for 9. 00 USD someplace in the world. But the infrastructure of the location is shit and the plane tickets expensive. But I can get 9. 00 USD pussy there.

I have gotten short time for 500 THB here in Pattaya. That was a massage, BBBJ, CFS and brothers the girl could take some dick. Because she was my third girl that day she really had to put in some work to "poder mi leche afura" (get my cum out).

In ten years, when it is 30 USD for overnight pussy (in the undisclosed location) I hope I am not like the guy below:

Think I'm going down to the well tonight; And I'm going to drink 'til I get my fill; And I hope when I get old, I don't sit around thinking about it; But I probably will; Yeah, just sitting back; Trying to recapture a little of the glory of; Well, the time slips away; Leaves you with nothing, mister, but boring stories of
Glory Days" - Bruce Springsteen.

I think the main point is not the cost. Everyone understands inflation. McDonalds meal could be had for $1. 99. Now its like 10 bucks. But WHAT they are serving is more or less the same thing. Consistent burgers and service. You know what you are paying for. The issue is that the product, Thai pussy, is no longer the same. Yes it is is still available but the body its attached to is now tatted up, fake boobs, fake nose and eyes and a mercenary attitude. Yes I know the glory days are not coming back. But for better or worse people have reference point in their mind that sets expectations whether we like it or not. Good for you that you can only remember as far back as your last ejaculation. Many of us are not blessed with such selective and ultra short term memory.

[First Lover]

Would you mind translating TF and GC please. I couldn't find it in the abbreviations.

GC girls. The problems I mentioned occur also with masseuses, gogo girls and GC girls, but much more rarely. GC girls can sometimes be a letdown, if you choose the hottest one in an establishment. But usually a GC is the McD of sex (the non-US McD) - yes, perhaps it's not the best presentation or the best taste, but you know exactly what you're getting and you will not be hungry. Problem is, if you're a foodie, setting up camp in McD will not leave you satisfied. However, if you ever find yourself "hungry" and tired, that's the #1 place to go to.

TF. My experience (not statistically significant) is that the better encounters are with TF girls rather than beer bar girls, and the former can be much hotter. And much cheaper: same price no LDs no bar fines, so you can afford to sometimes get it wrong. The key here is you should really screen the TF girls well. I focus on the ones that seem to have relatively little experience. I study the profile, the pictures, and search for any reviews out there. I'm very suspicious of any 10's, 9's and even 8's. And I do a video-connection before inviting them in, crossing off the girls who try to avoid it.

[Explorer8939]

Between now and October is the time to come to Pattaya! Everything feels relaxed. No more getting no seat at food courts. No more girls flaking 90% of the time. Even Jomtien immigration feels relaxed.

By the end of this month, ladies will begin disappearing from the bars, due to lack of customers. This isn't to say that the bars will be empty of ladies, only that if you are coming to Pattaya for a specific lady, she may be gone soon.

But, in general, this is the best time to come to Pattaya.

Except that it's hot. I got tired of the heat, and bailed for Kazakhstan.

[Member #4838]

Is it really a shocker for asian chicks to prefer asian men?

Yes. In Asian cultures there's always been and still is an obsession with white skin and western culture. But that is decreasing in recent years, especially with K-Pop and Korean culture movies / shows gaining in popularity. The average Thai girl idolizes Korean singers and actors, both male and female. The West and Caucasions are losing their place to Koreans and Japanese.

The times are changin. But make no mistake, if a White Chad strolls by an Asian chick, her pussy is going to get wet on the spot and she'll do anything to get with the Chad. I have seen it many times in Thailand. I'll be sitting in a massage shop on Buakhao getting a foot massage and a White Chad is walking by and the massage girls lose it and go crazy. It's a sight to behold.

[Member #4838]

Between now and October is the time to come to Pattaya! Everything feels relaxed. No more getting no seat at food courts. No more girls flaking 90% of the time. Even Jomtien immigration feels relaxed.

I was watching some YT videos of Soi 6 and Buakho and it really does look dead. As you mentioned, low season is the best time to be out there. Looking forward to returning this summer.

[SubCmdr]

"There has never been a better period in human existence to be alive" - Subcmdr.

Sub it really was something special anything we have today doesn't come close to Thailand of the past. And the old, pale skin farangs did pull smoking hot girls. That being said, I accept the changes and still enjoy LOS. Not that I have a choice.

The girls really wanted to be with you. You had to force them to leave. I got tired of doing threesomes. And they only wanted 10 Bhat and some Khao Man Gai for an overnight. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Like one of Charle Browns teachers. LOL!

Seriously? You going to have me play Bruce Springsteen for ya brother. Those sentiments are universally proffered about almost every location around the world pretty much by anyone who has been mongering for any length of time. I have heard / read this same sentiment about many other countries I have visited by those who have been visiting them for longer. Wash, rinse, repeat.

You know when I had the best sex I have ever had? It was with the girl that just left with my splooge running down her thigh about to drip from her knee. Yep, right before I sat down to respond to your post. I suppose it is a matter of perspective. An entire world out there and you going to lament the past? My best nut is always my last nut.

There always always a place on the decline and a place on the upswing. I've been told by my friends there is overnight pussy for 9. 00 USD someplace in the world. But the infrastructure of the location is shit and the plane tickets expensive. But I can get 9. 00 USD pussy there.

I have gotten short time for 500 THB here in Pattaya. That was a massage, BBBJ, CFS and brothers the girl could take some dick. Because she was my third girl that day she really had to put in some work to "poder mi leche afura" (get my cum out).

In ten years, when it is 30 USD for overnight pussy (in the undisclosed location) I hope I am not like the guy below:

Think I'm going down to the well tonight; And I'm going to drink 'til I get my fill; And I hope when I get old, I don't sit around thinking about it; But I probably will; Yeah, just sitting back; Trying to recapture a little of the glory of; Well, the time slips away; Leaves you with nothing, mister, but boring stories of
Glory Days" - Bruce Springsteen.

[Turgid]

.....Look at FKK clubs. A Farang will sit there all day and grab 1 girl for the day, if any. The young Asians are grabbing girls every hour or two and imo having a much better time than the old Polar bears. Now which group of guys would you target as a FKK girl? Nothing to do with a small dick, an easy out, or paying more. Has to do solely that Farang don't session as much as Asian men in FKK clubs.

Most of the guys you see in FKKs are Germans, they live there and can come often and spend more time. Also most of them are older. The young Asians are usually there for a short period and want to make the most of their time banging girls they cannot get in their home countries. Also, many young farang who visit from other countries bang 3/4 girls per day too.

[EihTooms]

Since I'm currently living in Japan let me tell you many Japanese have super weird kinks and fetishes that guys like myself have never even considered. I can't see how they are an easier customer than anyone else. The only difference I know from experience is a Farang wants to bang a girl 3 or 4 times for LT to get his money's worth. Japanese will take 1 shot and save his energy and bang multiple girls in a day instead.

Look at FKK clubs. A Farang will sit there all day and grab 1 girl for the day, if any. The young Asians are grabbing girls every hour or two and imo having a much better time than the old Polar bears. Now which group of guys would you target as a FKK girl? Nothing to do with a small dick, an easy out, or paying more. Has to do solely that Farang don't session as much as Asian men in FKK clubs.

Based on those parameters and assuming a 6 hour LT is three times the cost of a 2 hour ST, if I were a FKK girl I would target older farangs of acceptable physical and interpersonal characteristics.

An older farang would likely only expect 1-2 pops, probably ordinary Fuck and / or Suck and I could spend the other 5 hours of that LT playing on my phone and watching Tik Tok videos.

Verses 3 STs with "super weird kink and fetish" demand customers? You mean like BDSM, spanking, golden showers, role playing, "the monk and the choirboy", Actors Studio exercises and all that? OMG. I can't imagine a more tedious 6 hour grind for some unfortunate P4P girl anywhere.

No contest; I would keep it exclusively older farangs.

[Banana Boi]

Since I'm currently living in Japan let me tell you many Japanese have super weird kinks and fetishes that guys like myself have never even considered. I can't see how they are an easier customer than anyone else. The only difference I know from experience is a Farang wants to bang a girl 3 or 4 times for LT to get his money's worth. Japanese will take 1 shot and save his energy and bang multiple girls in a day instead.

Look at FKK clubs. A Farang will sit there all day and grab 1 girl for the day, if any. The young Asians are grabbing girls every hour or two and imo having a much better time than the old Polar bears. Now which group of guys would you target as a FKK girl? Nothing to do with a small dick, an easy out, or paying more. Has to do solely that Farang don't session as much as Asian men in FKK clubs.

[XXL]

Between now and October is the time to come to Pattaya! Everything feels relaxed. No more getting no seat at food courts. No more girls flaking 90% of the time. Even Jomtien immigration feels relaxed.

[BionicMan]

Yep. Sounds like the old Caucasian westerners are sour that the ladies are choosing Japanese and Korean men over them.

Can you blame young females for not wanting to roll with bald, elderly Caucasian dudes who dress like trash and treat the girls like trash? I mean just look at the typical farang in the Buakho area. LOL.

Times they are a changin.

Partly the reason you are saying and partly the little efforts girls have to put in the room to make those customers happy. Plus the higher revenue with no bargaining they provide.

[Member #4838]

The top girls, with rare exceptions, are choosing Korean and Western dudes over you too unless you are a Korean or Japanese dude from Cali.

Reality stings doesn't it?

[Allover]

Yep. Sounds like the old Caucasian westerners are sour that the ladies are choosing Japanese and Korean men over them.

Can you blame young females for not wanting to roll with bald, elderly Caucasian dudes who dress like trash and treat the girls like trash? I mean just look at the typical farang in the Buakho area. LOL.

Times they are a changin.

The top girls, with rare exceptions, are choosing Korean and Western dudes over you too unless you are a Korean or Japanese dude from Cali.