Pattaya Reports

[SubCmdr]

So simple what places are your favourite?

This is the Pattaya Reports. But some think it is the comment on what other people are doing with their dick thread.

Some people want to make things so complicated. You asked a simple question. I have a simple answer for you:

I have never been in a Gentleman's club where I did not fuck or a Blow Job club where I did not get my dick sucked or Beach Road when I have not taken a Princess standing under a Palm tree to the short time hotel or a massage place where I did not get a oil massage that ended in HJ, getting my dicked sucked (my favorite) or CFS.

My favorite place is anywhere I find a girl who wants to take care of me sexually for money, time, drinks or just because they like me (a rare thing at my advanced age). LOL!

Old Farang fucking!

[Mr Enternational]

Had I really wanted her services I would have countered 1,000. It is not hard to negotiate.

[Mr Enternational]

I always felt it's financially based. Expats retired here 10-20 years ago on a set pension. They retired thinking girls and drink prices would stay the same or the baht would remain weak. Now it's much more expensive so they can't afford to hobby as much or can't afford to hobby where the best looking girls are.

Even the case being their income is set and prices have gone up, I do not think they would be mongering at the same rate as they were 10 to 20 years ago due to age alone, so they are probably spending less on that to begin with. Nevermind people that live in Orlando are not trying to go to Disney everyday and people that live in Las Vegas are not dropping in to The Mirage to play the tables everyday. People live places much different than they vacation in them.

It is like when my cousin lived here and he was calling me asking about the steak restaurants and running out to the discos every night. After 1 month he was asking me how to stretch $500 out from the end of May until August. I said dude you are trying to live like you are on vacation.

When you meet a chick and she finds out you have been here a long time, she always figures you have a lady because they know guys that live here are not going out to party daily. I have said before that some of my friends give chicks a monthly retainer of 3,000-5,000 baht and they come as much as they want them to during the month. A lot of the time one of my free chicks comes stay with me. Living here is not all lady drinks and bar fines. You tend to develop more traditional and sensible habits versus a holiday mentality.

[Mr Enternational]

I am not going to debate this anymore. If you want to fuck those girls, it's your choice. I choose not to.

Thank buddha. Nothing more frustrating than a debate with someone who does not know the subject matter. I would look like a plum fool getting on here talking about the bad things about being with a ladyboy while saying I have never been with a ladyboy and never will be with one.

Just like the anti-firearm people in my country who do not know shit about guns. The president's own wife got on TV the other day talking about her husband is fighting to ban automatic rifles, something that has not been legal for the last 90 years. I guess nobody informed her or him about that part. Just spewing disinformation.

[ElMexicant]

Gems can be had anywhere. The same girls have moved around from Coconut Bar, Soi 6, IBar, TF etc.

But their pricing is all over the map (1000-5000 or more). What you pay is always determined by how bad you want it now and how much the girls can feed of that "instant gratification need like a toddler" vibe you give off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH9SS_CwOrQ&t=306s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAj3YjJiyJI&t=3s

(A few luckies on here including myself had her and her friends for 1000-1500. There is video proof all over the net. LOL).

[SubCmdr]

Because after my post on Pattaya, the guys keep harping on it. It's human nature.

I would argue that is no big deal that you get BBFS. You pay for it!

I would advise nothing because I never go to a bar and talk about BBFS CIP. I posted that I only mention it when I am making an offer to a Thai Friendly girl. In the bar it just happens with the girl. I have fun with her in the bar. Take her for ST or LT and I get BBFS CIP. Simple and easy. Then I pay what I want to her and be done with it. They never and I never discuss price. If you can't accept that, so be it, I don't care. Its worked for me for almost 14 years.

[Banana Boi]

Beach Road Three pricing tiers; 1000 THB, 1500 THB, 2000 THB. Short Time.

Had no idea there were 2000 baht Beach Road girls.

Let us count the ways.

Beach Road 2. Thai Friendly 3. AGoGos 4. Beer Bars 5. Blow Job Bars 6. Soapie massage places 7. Regular massage places 8. Gentleman's clubs 9. Cold approaches (requires language skills and game).

Let me add some. Just walking around minding your own business and girls will hit on you. While riding a baht bus and girls start talking to you. While eating at S&P and waitress starts flirting with you not for extra tips.

It's because many of the very active members of this forum aren't active mongers anymore, mainly because of age and health. .

I always felt it's financially based. Expats retired here 10-20 years ago on a set pension. They retired thinking girls and drink prices would stay the same or the baht would remain weak. Now it's much more expensive so they can't afford to hobby as much or can't afford to hobby where the best looking girls are.

[Mr Enternational]

Mr. E, would tell you the desperate no choice was behind Bali Hide " The Bush " LOL.

LOL. Exactly. These guys talk about Beach Road like it is the Crack Shacks. If they were saying it about the Crack Shacks then it would be true. Could not argue it one iota. But the girls on Beach Road are farrrr from the ones at the Crack Shacks.

And let's not forget that most of the Beach Road chicks drive there from home on their motorbikes. But these guys talk like they are homeless and destitute like the ones at the Crack Shacks. Hell, most of those gogo chicks that they prize so much do not even have motorbikes.

[LocalExplorer]

Totally wrong 20 pages LOL try 2 years I've been on the Asia treads I've been in Dominican last few years now that's boring my taste booked a 2 k flight to Asia

I think 2 years of research while boots on the guard in dr and tryna keep up with 8 different forums is a lot but I tried Id want you to do share ur input great if not thats cool I aint got nothing Against ya! So simple what places are your favourite?

I think most people, including me, find this question too theoretical. It's like asking "where do you like eating out in your city" - you'll get answers ranging from McDonalds and kebab stands through cheap diners, tacos and Argentine stake to fugu restaurants and Michelin 5-stars for $400 per person. You're bound to hate most of such recommendations, because it's a question of your preferences, taste, budget etc. Context is everything. If you describe in more detail what you're looking for, it might be easier.

In practice what we usually do is get a pen and paper, scroll through reviews (skipping all the bickering and theoretical debates) and without analyzing much note down any review that makes you go "hmm. That's interesting". Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure! Then start visiting places from that list and refine the list every night. My final likes and dislikes were very far from my initial list, but the first list was a good educated guess. Worst case scenario you'll spend 30 minutes to conclude a place is not for you.

My recommendations are Kink, Lips Lounge Soi Honey, TF, Telephone Bar Club, Club Fate, plus try a massage on Buakhao, a BJ on Soi Bongkot 8 (Purple for instance), and do a self-guided GC crawl and a gogo crawl at LK Metro. But do read up if these are places you're bound to like. You might not!

[EverythingThai]

Come on my friend. There are also examples like this at bar girls, at agogos, at TFs, etc.

If you regularly followed the news in Thailand, you would know this.

Bar girls or agogo girls or TF girls are no worse than beach girls.

As a customer, it's just a matter of using common sense.

I am not going to debate this anymore. If you want to fuck those girls, it's your choice. I choose not to.

[MadDin19]

Because of the many examples of this I see. And for the record, I can't remember the last time I heard something similar happening to a hunter with a bar girl or TF girl.

Come on my friend. There are also examples like this at bar girls, at agogos, at TFs, etc.

If you regularly followed the news in Thailand, you would know this.

Bar girls or agogo girls or TF girls are no worse than beach girls.

As a customer, it's just a matter of using common sense.

[LocalExplorer]

but why does it have to be a endless debate. Can we say to each his own and truly mean it.

It's because many of the very active members of this forum aren't active mongers anymore, mainly because of age and health. They're just reliving their best years. That's why there are so many emotional debates with no practical implications whatsoever. Practical actionable posts are so rare. It's also why some people think they know best what is happening because they had a few dozen years of experience (making them 65-75 year old). Also explains why there's so much bitterness. Please note, this is a general remark, I am not talking about anyone specific.

My practical answer to the BBFS question: it's your choice and your (high) risk. Relatively few girls will agree to it beforehand, many will agree when you claim to have no condom, many will agree when you offer them extra money in the room, and many will not agree under any circumstances. Exact proportions depend on the venue, the age and experience, and your own personality. If you want BBFS, definitely avoid the girls who mention condoms in the bar / on TF when negotiating. The very unexperienced and the least popular (aka old dogs who get few customers) are your safest bets, but remember these are still bets, you can never be sure.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm just asking people fav spots because I want to check out the places people recommend on the forum. I don't want to waste my time going to places that ain't worth the hole

How do you know the favorite spots of people here are not a waste of your time? Everyone here likes something different and you have already seen in the last couple of days that some people swear by Beach Road and some people will not go near the place. This thread is already full of places to go. And besides that you can just walk outside your door and stumble upon something you like. Just write the places you have seen mentioned here over the last 2 years and go down the list when you get here. Some may be worth your time and others may be a waste of your time. It is not like you have to spend 2 hours in a place to know if it is your kind of place or even pay to get into the places. You can literally walk right in, see it is not for you, and walk right out. And it is not like the places are so different from each other. Each category is basically cookie cutter. Bar, Gogo, Gentlemen's Club, Disco. They all have music, drinks, and hookers.

I can say Jannat, but you may get there and do not like Indian music or drinks double the price of other places. Another guy can say Insomnia, but you may get there and not like techno music amd erratic lighting. Somebody else can say 808, but you may get there and not like hip hop or chicks with big asses. A person can say Bamboo, but you may get there and not like old ass hookers and country music. You have to go and pick your own poison.

[SubCmdr]

Totally wrong 20 pages LOL try 2 years I've been on the Asia treads I've been in Dominican last few years now that's boring my taste booked a 2 k flight to him and got to book air be&be and and flights around Asia I've been treading Payatta Bangkok and Bali and Jakarta and Philippines for last two years you haven't seen my name on the tread because all I did was read now I'm coming full force boots on the ground and I haven't read only 20 pages but for 2 years all the forums across the places I listed so yea it's hard to keep up lolll when you got to go to so many places in one trip I know Payatta a easy city get action beach or clubs just like that so I'm just asking people fav spots because I want to check out the places people recommend on the forum hell this forum got me started on my monger in journey 7 years ago and being first time to asia I don't want to waste my time going to places that ain't worth the hole point of the forum if to share your experience and help other out especially it was in DR so why not just simple say what places you like instead of saying read more. Honestly I was going to come before post covid but flight were expensive and I couldn't afford it now I can after reading Bangkok Payatta and Phuket and Jakarta and Bali and Manila Ama's angles city it's hard to keep up but I'll adapt but I'm asking for is just Everyone local spot they like in Payatta damn sure I'll visit most of them and give my thoughts! So no I haven't only read 20 pages and no I do not attend to mess the game up with prices if I'm informed! People get bad helping new people out but then quick to blame them when no one's where to help! Last post on prices I got great response I appreciate that that's still in mind but just want to know spots you all like that's it.

Beach Road Three pricing tiers; 1000 THB, 1500 THB, 2000 THB. Short Time. In my experience they don't negotiate they stick with their price. I've offered many asking for more than my price point lower and they refuse. In my experience girls on Beach Road are not looking for Long Time. They can have 4 to 6 hours during their shift. Love Time Hotel 250 THB for 1 hour; All the girls on Beach Road know it. There are nicer short term hotels but I am the type that thrives in low places. You can also get a room all night for 500 - 700 and that way you do not have to entertain in your own room. Or you can get a room in a hotel with tight security where they take their ID if you a in fear of having your material goods stolen. If you are afraid of them being sick then use a condom or don't participate. Fuck a lady drink and use that money to pay for the Short Term room. Just an option. That is my boot on the ground assessment of Beach Road and I was just there last week.

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

Whether to go with or without like price it is ones choice does it really have to be a drag through the mud??

Well, I think given the number posts covering the price you pay your prostitute, where you source your prostitute, appearance of your prostitute and how choose to stick your dick in your prostitute of choice for the moment, shows that there are many willing to beat the dead horse while talking big smack about their choices and those of others. Opinions are great. Most are useless to me. Unless I know someone personally. Everyone has their own preferences. But if someone reports; "I went here and had a good time". I like that because I can put the place on my list to check it out. I can go there and maybe I will have a good time also. IMO the Pattaya Reports thread is about reports on Pattaya. Not all this back and forth being critical of what others are doing. But I am not the moderator.

Man Law 101: No man should be telling another grown man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.

One example of this is the Lady Drink System. My personal preference is that I do what I like. If I want to buy a LD for the girl I have selected then I do. If I don't then I don't. If I have a problem with the system I do not enter the establishment. I don't go to a Steakhouse and order chicken. If someone wants to buy 40 LDs for a girl, drink the night away and then have bareback sex, be my guest. If you like it then I love it. But please do not spread a false narrative or imply that there is something wrong because I like to go find my Princess standing under a Palm Tree on Beach Road and take her to the short time room.

Talking mess about what others do smacks of privilege. Implications that people make that they are better than others because they pay more for their prostitutes is very unbecoming.