Rants and stupid shit in Dominican Republic

[SubCmdr]

[b]]For the record, in 15 years, I've never initiated a PM conversation[/]. I've received many, and responded to most. (As god, and the moderators are my witness) LOL.

Interesting, I am just wondering out loud how you sent the PM below if you did not initiate it. Did you wait for him to PM you before you sent a PM? LOL!

I'll PM his number, and recommend you but as usual, like with chicas, can't guarantee the same service we got. But you should be OK, this guy is punctual, a rare thing down here.

[Oakie]

Regarding your unsolicited PMs to me.

When was that? Produce them or else it is just hearsay.

For the record, in 15 years, I've never initiated a PM conversation. I've received many, and responded to most. (As god, and the moderators are my witness) LOL.

Every message in my outbox, begins with "Re:

I've always believed that anything I say to members of a public forum should be out there on the forum, for all to see. Not a private gossip "back channel".

That said I will not post my responses to individuals who have respectfully asked for advice to preserve their privacy, not mine. (unlike some, I come to find out, LOL).

You have sent me 12, some trying to ingratiate yourself with me, then turning, when I didn't bite.

I've been on discussion groups for 40 years or so, since the days of AOL and 1,400 bps modems. Every public debate forum has its egotistical ranters, who will not limit themselves to dealing with the points raised, but lazily and conveniently throw out posts mischaracterizing years of conversations and other's opinions.

I found a way to deal with them (some of the best I might add that you could learn from).

Here's what we do.

You challenged me to release my PM interactions. Fair enough, but here's what we'll do to make it worthwhile.

I'll send them confidentially to a member here who we both trust to be fair, and make a little wager.

We'll abide by the decision of the impartial judge, OK?

Care to put your money where your mouth is? If not then STFU!

[SubCmdr]

Posts by Coolie High show hypocrisy at its highest level.

Them People? You know you've been saying ALOT of little piece of shit sly remarks on this board about "them people" for AWHILE now. And even now with your response you just revealed who you really are, which is a PIECE OF SHIT human being.

You truly are the seed that your mother should have swallowed;.

But anyways never change as we all should congratulate you on being another keyboard douchebag that ultimately adds NOTHING to the board, society or the world, but hey that's what losers do. Never change;. So unfortunately we'll continue to endure your sly piece of shit replies on this board ALL because of your mothers unfortunate mishap of not taking the load on her chin instead. DAMN SHAME!! (P. S. Theres even a meme below showing the facial expression of "them people" on how a grown man has an ignorant view on literally other human beings).

But hey as always, NO offense.

And now back to your regular schedule program of Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand.

RajPatela AKA Chan Chalupa AKA Mr. Simp AKA Forty Drinks. WTF!

For Gods sake how many times are you seriously going to change your name. You throw out your trademark "no offense"(ignorant catch phrase like yourself but catchy like a jingle), and haha; and think that no one will know you. If you truly are in the pussy capital of the world Pattaya then it's a damn shame how you've changed more names then you've gotten pussy this year. As you read this post you should be knee deep in some hot thai pussy taking pics and posting photos of wish you were here Coolie, not continually post bullshit, changing your name like dirty diapers.

INSANITY at its finest. Ooh Well, since you not going to stop here's a list of your next name on ISG to choose from. You're welcome.

Raw Dog 40-Ounce. Retard-Benard. Or how about Douchebag Tempura. Tiny Knuck-Knuck. MC Top Ramen. SuperFly Mc Nugget. Simp2 Pimp. HahaRaj.

I personally like Retard-Benard, HahaRaj or AllFluff McGruff.

Yo fellas lets help him out on his next ISG name. Its got to be special for;.

And now back to your regular schedule program of Rants, Stupid Shit & Coronavirus in Thailand.

What we have here is a clear case of do as I say not as I do. A review of the previous posts give those interested insight into the hypocrisy of Coolie High.

I am a keyboard warrior. But so is Coolie High. Simply review the posts above.

My days of preparing for hand to hand, vesting up, going through the door first with my mossberg pump, smooth on the right right to fight, are long over.

So, like Coolie High I sit in air conditioned comfort while typing this waiting for food delivery from my Thai sweetie who will then take good care of me for how ever long and however way I choose. She will then thank me and leave and I will not have given her a single THB. Because when she is in real trouble and needs something I'm there for her. None of this constant begging that goes on in the Dominican Republic after put dick up in a chica. Your internet porn stories nicely entertaining. But I actually prefer real life interactions.

I made the error in judgement when I make the attempt and entered into a human interaction with Coolie High outside of ISG. We were actually speaking on the phone and WhatsApp messaging.

During one of conversations I expressed some personal thoughts. He took issue with it. We discontinued our personal interactions. I thought that was that. For someone who was mentally balanced it would have been. You can see that clearly he is intellectually inconsistent at best, mentally imbalanced at worst.

Since then on several occasions he has chosen to drag that personal disagreement into the public sphere of ISG. I have asked him to stop that activity. My requests have fallen on deaf ears. He has now resorted to trolling me in two different country threads in order to get my attention.

Well he has it now he can now explain why he has a problem with my style of writing all the while using the Rants, Stupid Shit & Coronavirus in Thailand thread for himself?

I am very comfortable with his personal attacks. Let's me know I'm doing something right. A man who is getting laid all the time does not behave in the manner he has.

He wants to talk about "man behavior" yet men settle personal differences in private unless they started in public. I have not received a PM from him about the issues he has addressed in the three different posts to date. I had decided not to respond. Until now. I had decided to take the high road since I saw he was all up in his emotions. Nothing worse than seeing that type of behavior in a man. Now he has stepped into man business between Oakie and I. Taking a third cheap shot simply because I decided to ignore him. Such a shame to see how deep his hypocrisy runs.

So, this is my diplomatic response to him. A request that he gets over his personal differences with me and takes a look in the mirror and deals with the inner conflicts that are going on deeply inside him because of well reasons.

I can honestly say I don't know Coolie High but the two posts quoted at the beginning reveal the true nature of his personality.

Once again he had decided to press the attack in public over personal issues he has with me. I decide to just take a moment out of my time to point out his hypocrisy. About my style of posting. He is stalking me country to country simply because I have chosen to ignore him IRL. I didn't start anything with him in ISG. He is the instigator.

The real question is why does he care. ? Why has he appointed himself Chief of the morality police of ISG. There is a moderator. The moderator can be alerted to offensive content. Coolie High can place me on ignore if he feels offended. Clearly he has not chosen that path. I wonder why?

Lastly, I am just going to wonder out loud about the last time Coolie High was actually in Pattaya. I know he goes to Sosua a lot. But when was the last time he was in Pattaya. Why is he trolling me in the Thailand country threads? Enquiring minds want to know.

Have I responded to you in a respectful enough way for you to call me a brother Coolie High? LOL!

This is so true guys. I learned long ago that it takes way too much energy to argue on internet forums. Just have thick skin and move on if you read something you don't like. I read tons of stuff on here I just ignore cause I don't care enough to respond.

Now I personally haven't come under Sub 'blast' yet but if he does blast me I'll just brush it off. I actually enjoy some of his posts but again I'm not on the receiving end of them.

Real talk!

[SubCmdr]

Keepin it simple

Simple is a simple does Oakie.

A quick Forum search reveals that our man in the arena has at least 40, long winded, mostly argumentative posts, to ISG in the last 4 days. He's now the "expert" advice giver in Thai. With the same rants and insults to those who don't agree with him.

Actually, I hope people actually do the search. People actually do the count and read the posts. Because if they do they will find that you are inaccurate about your characterization of my posting style.

You support my standing point I make to new people. Which is figure out who is providing factual information to you and then develop your own knowledge with boots on the ground experience.

He's also sent me a dozen or so unsolicited PMs, ranging from high praise, "Great post. Good big picture perspective on the issues in Sosua", back in the day, to the usual shite he's posting about me here. And God only knows, who else he's PMing.

When was that? Produce them or else it is just hearsay. Take a look at your own record of posting in my user blog if you wish to bring up the history between us. Now who is being the victim Oakie? If you want me to find the post where you started the flame war, I will produce it. You know, the one where you made a reference to your superiority and a derogatory comment about me. I'll just let people find it on it own if they want to know.

Now we all choose our own way of spending our time in pussy heaven, but is he spending his time actually fucking, or just arguing about it?

This is one of the most humorous things you have ever written. Let me ask you, why are you interested in what I am doing with my dick? LOL! I suggest you worry about your own.

What's his problem?

I think we can ask you the same thing. Since I seem to be the only one you take issue with. I have never asked for you respect nor wanted it. I had no reason to visit Sosua after I first moved to Santo Domingo este. Life was good for me in Santo Domingo este.

You have a problem with my style. Point out one factually inaccuracy I have posted.

Sousa is a nice beach town. But is it the best for chias in the Dominican Republic, not by a long shot (that is my opinion). Does it have the best beach in the Dominican Republic, not by a long shot (that is my opinion).

The real benefit of Sosua is NOT the chicas. But simply being the quaint little beach town it is.

It's all there on the record. Rust never sleeps, and The internet never forgets, LOL.

You are right. It is all there. Anyone who looks will see that your reputation for veracity is incomplete. Why do you think I post too much? Why are you reading them? I know you read them. Right? If you did not read them how are you making the characterization of them?

New people, I've lived in the Dominican Republic for longer than Oakie has. I have a different perspective than what he does. I do not sit on my pedestal of superior and talk down to other as he does. All new people have to do is take what they see for what it is. Oakie is a man that has a personal problem with me. He comes from a country and carries a believe that he is superior to others for reasons. He has written it in the Sosua Reports thread.

Am I fucking? Nah, I am sitting in the basement of my mothers house (RIP) just making up stories on the internet. No, please do not listen to me at all. Oakie is the true King of Sousa. I am not having threesomes everyday like he is. I am only getting my dick sucked and fucking once or twice a day. I do not like paid threesomes. I prefer mine to develop organically. Like the one I described where he started the flame war once I entered the conversation.

He has never liked my contributions to the Sosua Reports thread. If a man does not change over the years then he has wasted that time during this life. We have posters with 2 to 3 times the number of posts but he is counting mine. What gives?

My entire life has been filled with pussy. So, moving to the Dominican Republic with just an opportunity to interact with different pussy life support systems. Currently, I have upgraded to the next level. If you like Sosua then you should come to Pattaya. I have had several friends come visit me and they throughly enjoyed themselves. Pattaya is Sosua on afterburner. Real infrastructure, safety, affordable. WAY less expensive that the puta pueblo current known as Sosua. Mr. E and I don't agree on anything and even he and I agree Pattaya is better than Sosua. By a long shot. Doesn't mean I don't like Sosua. But it's a puta pueblo. Pattaya is a real city. Why am I talking about Thailand here, Oakie brought it up. LOL!

In a very passive aggressive girly man way Oakie would like people to believe that just because I don't live in the Dominican Republic anymore that my ten years of experience on a high level than most posters on this board leaves me with nothing to contribute. Well that is his opinion. My mistake is responding to him. I will not make that error here anymore.

Just had one of my girls from Sosua contact me today. Wants to know when I am coming back to Sosua. Told her it is going to be a while. Since that is the case I will step away from posting in the Sosua Reports thread until I return to the scene of the crime.

New people, when you get to Sousa and you just ape in using Oakie's advice and get robbed, take responsibility for yourself. Because he is not going to help you, he is not going recommend a girl to you, he is not going to meet with you.

All he is going to do is all he has ever done, sit behind a keyboard and continue to pick apart my posts line by line. But that is all Veterans posting in the Sousa Reports thread do these days. That and write passive aggressive open letters like girly men.

Figure out why Oakie has a problem with me and you will understand why he writes what he writes about me. I will let the new people be the judge of me. Not the so called vets of the Sosua Reports.

Chalk yourself up a win Oakie. You know what they say, if you go after the King, you better not miss.

[Coolie High]

We're all brothers on here just trying to do our thing. Just keep it simple, follow the basics, and enjoy fantasy island. It was brought up that Spanish is the number one factor to doing well. Spanish does help immensely, but I would say even more important is your ability to read what's in front of you. In other words be a judge of character. Sit down and have a drink with her before doing the deed. Just that little bit of time spent can give a lot of insight. I just finished up tonight with a gorgeous 21 yr Dominican who I had told good performance gets a good tip. Girl put her heart and soul on the BJ, even attempted to DT. Girl was so damn tight I could've used a shoehorn. Right after we finished she spun around and sat up perky asking, "Did I do good?" All I could do was smile laying there covered in sweat still breathing heavy. Bless her little heart. My best session of the trip so far. Keep it simple, and enjoy the natural beauty of the island.

Man ain't nothing like having a young hunny dip try to fuck the dog shit out of you to the point you got to call a time out LOL. That's great stuff. And you're right knowing spanish helps alot but being a good judge of character goes along way. Best person that reminds me of this is TomJackin. Man still doesn't know full spanish but he has traveled to every spanish country there is all the while smashing the finest while navigating thru places in the world that most of us would dare not venture to. And he gets away without knowing spanish because he can size up the bullshit, to if this girl the real deal a mile away.

Keepin it simple Sobsy!

A quick Forum search reveals that our man in the arena has at least 40, long winded, mostly argumentative posts, to ISG in the last 4 days. He's now the "expert" advice giver in Thai. With the same rants and insults to those who don't agree with him.

He's also sent me a dozen or so unsolicited PMs, ranging from high praise, "Great post. Good big picture perspective on the issues in Sosua", back in the day, to the usual shite he's posting about me here. And God only knows, who else he's PMing.

Now we all choose our own way of spending our time in pussy heaven, but is he spending his time actually fucking, or just arguing about it? What's his problem?

He says he want's respect my "respect" while repeatedly calling me a "White Hooded MF" WEhooooooeeee! What the fuck is THAT all about?

I'd advise newbies, caution when dealing with this poster, because as demonstrated he can turn on a dime, if you don't patronise him.

He was a big detractor of Sosua in the at one time. Then he became such a fan when Mr E was talking shit about it, I gave him back his title of King of Sosua.

It's all there on the record. Rust never sleeps, and The internet never forgets, LOL.

At this point you're pissin in the wind Triple OG Oakie. I knew the odds were against me as even your mentor behind the scenes is doing a FloJo to stay FAR away from this dude because apparently me asking him to be cool and breathe life in is asking to much. Mans gone cuckoo for coco puff. Best believe your post and mines will now get DJ Khaled (Another One) and dissected AGAIN and put into the rant and stupid section with Me, You, Tito Jackson, Forrest Gump, Fat Albert, Jackie Chan, Pee Wee Herman and GOD himself being cursed out to the heavens as he is the man in the arena and blah blah blah blah.

Best believe he's going to drop a bunch of MF's and F. You. Bombs to you and both our moms because he got to defend himself, because he feels attacked now after he has blantantly attack others for YEARS. So In his eyes there's no turning back so he has to continue be an internet gangster and throw up the keyboard middle 🖕finger to any and everybody that disagrees with him. Yeah thatll scare folks and make them respect me. Got to stay disrespectful at ALL times over the internet because that's what losers do👍 as I got to keep the alpha male persona up and constantly talk in 3rd person like the Rock on WWE. Fuck being a grown man with principles. I'm going to say whatever I like because I'm a big man behind the keyboard so Ima disregared what my parents taught me about respect for others and keyboard slap the fuck out of Jesus himself in BOLD BLACK letters if he disagrees with me. They better recognize.

Ooh well, It won't be first time I've seen a dude have a TOTAL psychotic melt down of the human mind on this forum. Unfortunately it happens. Damn shame though when you see it live and uncut for all to see.

[Oakie]

The Oakie guide to Sosua for Newbies

1. Do not RTFF.

2. Just bring money.

3. Dive in.

The Cmdr suggests that if you read the following below it will be all you need to keep you safe while throughly enjoying yourself.

The Ten Chica Commandments

Keepin it simple Sobsy!

A quick Forum search reveals that our man in the arena has at least 40, long winded, mostly argumentative posts, to ISG in the last 4 days. He's now the "expert" advice giver in Thai. With the same rants and insults to those who don't agree with him.

He's also sent me a dozen or so unsolicited PMs, ranging from high praise, "Great post. Good big picture perspective on the issues in Sosua", back in the day, to the usual shite he's posting about me here. And God only knows, who else he's PMing.

Now we all choose our own way of spending our time in pussy heaven, but is he spending his time actually fucking, or just arguing about it? What's his problem?

He says he want's respect my "respect" while repeatedly calling me a "White Hooded MF" WEhooooooeeee! What the fuck is THAT all about?

I'd advise newbies, caution when dealing with this poster, because as demonstrated he can turn on a dime, if you don't patronise him.

He was a big detractor of Sosua in the at one time. Then he became such a fan when Mr E was talking shit about it, I gave him back his title of King of Sosua.

It's all there on the record. Rust never sleeps, and The internet never forgets, LOL.

[SubCmdr]

Are you the dumbest of the dumb white hoodie wearing mother fuckers posting on ISG? Yes, I think you are.

Just come down. Bring money and choose your chica from the hundreds available. If you get ripped off, YOU made a bad choice. Own it and learn from it.

You are advocating for people to take no precautions in dealing with prostitues in Sosua. Saying that it is ok if they get ripped off. Just part of the learning process. That is beyond stupid advice that is irresponsible.

You need to take a five year break from posting on ISG. First do no harm.

Call me whatever you want you punk ass mother fucker. I am not misleading individuals or setting them up for failure.

[SubCmdr]

Originally Posted by Oakie.

Relax Subsy, nobody is hating on you.

Originally Posted by SubCmdr.

This is disrespectful. If you are going to use my handle at least use it correctly.

Sorry. I should have said Thank you for your service SubCmdr, Sir!

Having trouble using the quote function Oakie. After sitting out of the ISG mix for two year can't remember shit about how the use the site other than talking a lot of shit and practicing what your preach.

Thank you for continuing to make my point about the so called "veterans" such as yourself posting useless shit in the Sosua Reports thread.

[SubCmdr]

The Oakie guide to Sosua for Newbies

1. Do not RTFF.

2. Just bring money.

3. Dive in.

Just come down. Bring money and choose your chica from the hundreds available. If you get ripped off, YOU made a bad choice. Own it and learn from it.

The Cmdr suggests that if you read the following below it will be all you need to keep you safe while throughly enjoying yourself.

The Ten Chica Commandments

I've been in this game for years. It made me an animal. There's rules to this shit. I wrote me a manual. A step-by-step booklet for you to get your two balls drained while many pesos remain.

Rule numero uno: Never let a chica know how much dough you hold cause you know. The chicas be use pussy against thee but don't you be a sugar daddy like me.

Number two: Never let them know you next move. Don't you know mongers move in complete silence without violence. Take it from your highness. Arrive unannounced and always much new pussy you'll pounce.

Number three: never trust what chica may say. She will lie every day to get the pesos in play. She be making stuff up to get that fast buck. You need to set the tool straight and let her know what's up.

Number four: know you heard this before. Never get sprung just because you cum.

Number five: never let chica rest where you rest at. I don't care if the chica wants to pout; tell her out!

Number six: chica want god damn credit, dead it. You think a chica be paying you back, shit forget it.

Seven: this rule is so underrated, Keep your chica and your personal business completely separated. Chicas and money don't mix. Ignore this. Find yourself broker than shit.

Number eight: never keep big money on you. Those chicas fucking you will steal your stuff too.

Number nine: should been number one to me. Two chicas you don't know will bring you certain whoa. Threesome in your room is always a no go. Turn head for a minute you be left with nothing in it.

Number ten: A strong word called compassion. Strictly for freshmen, not for veterans. If a chica has a problem just say "hell no". She's only there to suck and fuck, rain, sleet, hail, snow.

Follow these rules you have plenty of pussy to bang up. If not, you might just have a bad wake up.

I'm out!

[SubCmdr]

Sub, one question for you. Why do you refer to yourself in the third person? I'm just asking.

You can call me The Cmdr; you can call me Cmdr; you can call me SubCmdr; but please do not call me Sub. LOL!

I am not being pegged by my chicas or letting them carry my money and important documents around. I like being taken care of as much as the next person but I am still a man.

Why do I refer to myself in the third person For the same reason I had "Hail to the Chief" Placed before the entrance of me and my second wife at our wedding reception.

Because I choose to and I can Please don't tell me you are going to give me instruction on how to write the King's English on a mother fucking fuck site. Asked and answered.

Your post was excellent by the way and serves as an example to newbies and veterans alike. It is what the Sosua Reports thread is for.

[SubCmdr]

Inspiring words to be sure.

Yes they are. That is why who used to be in the arena (such as yourself) retire to Puta Pueblos now isn't it? The ideas an principles are world wide. You do not get to define the meaning or purpose of those great words Oakie.

It's not that complicated where you need to read up on 10 years of rants from some anonymous poster on an obscure web site. And look in the mirror and ask yourself if you've had the rare honor of an audience with him, or actually ridden in his car!

You are correct. Read the Sosua Reports thread and you will understand the context of my comments. But that is what happens when you stick you nose into the man business of others.

Oakie, You are that anonymous poster on an obscure website. No it is not that complicated to hire a prostitute in Sosua or any other part of the Dominican Republic. At least during the time I have spent there.

Like me he thinks this lonely hearts club pissing match has become boring.

If you (and your leader) find ISG boring, then I ask: Why do you continue to post?

Bring money and choose your chica from the hundreds available. If you get ripped off, YOU made a bad choice. Own it and learn from it.

This is clearly not directed at me. I have never had negative things to say about Sosua. Is everything positive in Sosua? No.

But we are in agreement that you can have fun in Sosua. You can have fun if you arm yourself with basic knowledge and exercise common sense.

Like the millions of tourists that come back every year, manage to make it work for them without the drama, or the necessity of checking in here here at the Sosua complaints department! LOL.

It is has never been necessary for anyone to read the Sosua Reports section of ISG or ISG in general in order to get pussy there or to get pussy anywhere in the world.

ISG can be a useful tool to find out useful intelligence on having sex with girls. Check out what an anonymous poster on a obscure web site wrote. This is funny.

The latest was this March when an acquaintance from my Toronto bar came down for his third annual week. He needs a lot of help with the basics of dealing with the money, the phones, and the locals. I do what I can, but Sosua doesn't work for him. He's fucked me up twice before, and I've put the report on here, both times as a caution. One time he fucked my regular's baby sitter without giving her even a propina. Ego, or what? I had to call him out.

This time he got into a fix with a bar puta I know from the local bar, he was spending a lot time with her but not pulling the trigger and she was getting impatient. She eventually got tired of the bullshit and blasted his ass and demanded he give her something for her time, etc.

It wasn't a referral, she was a bar hooker I knew and introduced him to. He comes to me shows me his WhatsAPP, and say's what can I do about your friend? I finally cracked and said, look, you should know the game by now, you're 60 years old fer chrissakes, and I'm not your pimp OK? Now fuck off.

At this point I am left confused. Is it actually as easy to get laid in Sosua as Oakie says it is? Or is it like the story he related about his acquaintance. Enquiring minds want to know.

Relax nobody is hating on you. Life's too short!

You sure about that Oakie?

And yes SubCmdr the last statement was talking specifically about you. YES, you'll get the last word like you always do, but before you do I have one more post specifically about you in the stupid, rants section BUT in the Sosua board.

This was posted in the Thailand country thread. So he must be in a SR-71 Blackbird or some shit. Maybe it is the magic of the internet. I'm still trying to figure out why he is trolling The Cmdr in two different countries. One which I doubt seriously that he has ever visited.

I gotta troll on my six and no wingman So I push the throttle into afterburner, switch to guns and start evasive maneuvers until I can shake the troll off then I turn and burn. Usually, this time I am just walking away from the encounter. Gots nothing to say to a individual preaching brotherhood but who has never shown a bit of it to me. That same individual who when we had a personal disagreement he began to drag those disagreements into the public sphere of ISG. I have asked him privately to stop doing that. My words have fell on deaf ears.

The problem with the Sosua Report section is that it has become Sosua Veterans Social Club SVSC. Where individuals make posts like the one above instead of sharing actionable information on having sex with girls in Sosua or reports on doing so.

We're all brothers on here just trying to do our thing. Just keep it simple, follow the basics, and enjoy fantasy island. It was brought up that Spanish is the number one factor to doing well. Spanish does help immensely, but I would say even more important is your ability to read what's in front of you. In other words be a judge of character. Sit down and have a drink with her before doing the deed. Just that little bit of time spent can give a lot of insight.

Excellent insight. This is what the Sosua Reports thread is for.

I just finished up tonight with a gorgeous 21 yr Dominican who I had told good performance gets a good tip. Girl put her heart and soul on the BJ, even attempted to DT. Girl was so damn tight I could've used a shoehorn. Right after we finished she spun around and sat up perky asking, "Did I do good?" All I could do was smile laying there covered in sweat still breathing heavy. Bless her little heart. My best session of the trip so far. Keep it simple, and enjoy the natural beauty of the island.

This is what the Sosua Reports thread is for.

Problem is we have individuals who are much to much into their ego, preferring to pat each other on the back and talk about the glory days and spend far too little time actually sharing information on having sex with girls. Which is the actual purpose of ISG?.

No one needs to listen to me or read anything I have ever wrote to have a good time in Sosua. They don't have to listen or pay a bit of attention to you either Oakie. Funny how that works now doesn't it. LOL!

[Oakie]

Originally Posted by Oakie.

Relax Subsy, nobody is hating on you.

Originally Posted by SubCmdr.

This is disrespectful. If you are going to use my handle at least use it correctly.

Sorry. I should have said Thank you for your service SubCmdr, Sir!

[Oakie]

Where I am at right now, it is mother fucking hot. Hot as fuck. Real close to Vietnam. You remember that opening to Good Morning Vietnam. The stuff the radio personality said about the heat in the region is true. Took a month or two but now I am used to it.

What a fucking drama queen you are Subsy! LOL.

Where you are right now is not on some March, carrying 60 lbs of munitions, on iron rations, surrounded by the Viet Cong.

You're in the World Famous Disneyland pussy paradise, a tourist trap for sex tourists with money to spare, in an air condition hotel, with your favorite liquors lined up on your dresser.

Even at that you are sharing "intel" with your fanboys on how to best get laid!

It's a tough life, and we thank you for your service! .

[Oakie]

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat. ".

Theodore Roosevelt

Inspiring words to be sure, but he was talking about World Affairs in Paris, and Citizenship in a Republic. Macro stuff.

He wasn't talking about the "sweat and blood" some folks need to expend to get laid in a legal brothel, or buying a hamburger from a burger joint!

It's not that complicated where you need to read up on 10 years of rants from some anonymous poster on an obscure web site. And look in the mirror and ask yourself if you've had the rare honor of an audience with him, or actually ridden in his car!

Just come down. Bring money and choose your chica from the hundreds available. If you get ripped off, YOU made a bad choice. Own it and learn from it.

Like the millions of tourists that come back every year, manage to make it work for them without the drama, or the necessity of checking in here here at the Sosua complaints department! LOL.

[IronQuinn]

Lots of banter on here lately. Always good to see the big guns of the forum putting up some gold. Check out Coolie's newbie guide. Sub, one question for you. Why do you refer to yourself in the third person? I'm just asking. Anyway, the last three girls have all asked me to walk them all the way back to the bars on Pedro. That's both Dominican and Haitian girls. Police are out in full force. Haitians in particular are scared to death, most can't afford the visa. Also, big shout-out to the Jersey guys I met on the beach who welcomed me is as one of their own. Good dudes. Got me so drunk the other night I couldn't even screw. Glad I was able to repay the favor hooking up one dude with a non-pro who was reluctant at first, but was won over. I was the translator. Hope it went well. We're all brothers on here just trying to do our thing. Just keep it simple, follow the basics, and enjoy fantasy island. It was brought up that Spanish is the number one factor to doing well. Spanish does help immensely, but I would say even more important is your ability to read what's in front of you. In other words be a judge of character. Sit down and have a drink with her before doing the deed. Just that little bit of time spent can give a lot of insight. I just finished up tonight with a gorgeous 21 yr Dominican who I had told good performance gets a good tip. Girl put her heart and soul on the BJ, even attempted to DT. Girl was so damn tight I could've used a shoehorn. Right after we finished she spun around and sat up perky asking, "Did I do good?" All I could do was smile laying there covered in sweat still breathing heavy. Bless her little heart. My best session of the trip so far. Keep it simple, and enjoy the natural beauty of the island.