Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

Penny's Pricey Paradox in Pattaya.

In the electrifying heart of Pattaya, where the neon lights competed with the stars, Penny reigned supreme at "The Glittering Gecko. " With her sparkling attire and radiant smile, she expertly navigated the sea of customers who floated in every night, each bringing a unique story and budget.

Penny's evening began with Mr. Penny-Pincher Pete, a man whose wallet seemed to have a rusted zipper. Pete's mission in life appeared to be stretching a single drink for hours while emitting a faint aura of self-righteous frugality.

"Hey there, gorgeous," Pete greeted Penny, his eyes darting to the cheapest item on the menu. "Just a soda water for me tonight. ".

Penny's well-practiced smile didn't waver. "Coming right up," she chirped, swiftly placing the drink in front of Pete. He sipped it as if it were liquid gold, savoring each drop with exaggerated care.

As the night wore on, Pete's conversation meandered from his expertise in saving money to his disdain for big spenders. Penny nodded politely, her mind drifting to her rent, due in a few days.

Just when Penny thought she might drown in the sea of penny-pinching tales, in walked Mr. Generous George, a walking embodiment of wealth and exuberance. George was known for his extravagant tips and fondness for ordering drinks by the dozen.

"Penny, my darling!" George exclaimed, his voice as rich as his wallet. "Round of cocktails for everyone, and make sure you join us for a drink or ten!

Penny's eyes lit up. "Of course, George!" she responded, expertly balancing trays of colorful drinks while slipping George's substantial tips into her pocket.

As the bar roared with George's infectious generosity, Pete's eyes narrowed. He leaned in towards Penny, attempting a conspiratorial whisper, "These big spenders don't appreciate the value of money, do they? What do you say we get out of here for a bit of fun?

Penny's smile tightened. "Oh, Pete, you're sweet," she replied diplomatically, her mind flashing to George's much more appealing proposition.

After ensuring the bar was well lubricated with George's endless supply of drinks, Penny found herself the object of George's generous gaze. "Penny, how about we continue this party somewhere more private?" he suggested with a playful wink.

Comparing the two propositions, the choice was clear. George's generous spirit promised not just a good time but financial security for the month. She accepted with a grateful smile, already mentally planning her overdue shopping spree.

As they left the bar, Pete stared into his now-empty glass, his frugality leaving him with nothing but a lonely walk home.

In the end, Penny's night epitomized the duality of her world. On one side, the Petes of the world offered little more than thriftiness and empty promises. On the other, the Georges brought generosity and tangible benefits, making the Petes a mere background noise in her vibrant, neon-lit life.

And so, Penny, queen of the Pattaya night, continued her reign, expertly balancing the spectrum of customers with grace, humor, and a strategic smile, knowing full well which side of the coin her bread was buttered on.

[EverythingThai]

The Tale of Penny, Queen of the Pattaya Night.

In the vibrant, neon-lit streets of Pattaya, where dreams danced as freely as the sea breeze, lived Penny, a bar girl with charm as dazzling as the city's lights. Every night, Penny adorned herself in sequins and smiles, ready to navigate the intricate ballet of conversation and cocktail orders at her bar, "The Glittering Gecko. ".

On one particular evening, the bar was bustling with the usual mix of tourists seeking adventure. Penny approached her first customer, Mr. Frugal Freddy, a gentleman who believed in the magic of a single beer lasting an entire evening.

"Hello, handsome," Penny cooed, her smile unwavering despite knowing Freddy's reputation. "What can I get you tonight?

Freddy, with his trusty calculator hidden in his pocket, responded, "Just a Chang beer, please. And make it last. " he winked, as if his financial prudence was a charming quirk.

Penny nodded, expertly concealing her sigh. She fetched the beer, placing it in front of Freddy with a flourish that belied the meager tip she knew was coming. Freddy sipped his beer as if it were the elixir of life, meticulously calculating each sip to ensure maximum duration.

Just as Penny was bracing herself for a night of frugality, in walked Mr. Lavish Larry. The doors seemed to part like the Red Sea, and a spotlight might as well have followed him to the bar. Larry was the kind of customer legends were made of—generous to a fault and with a penchant for grand gestures.

"Penny, my dear!" Larry boomed, settling into his favorite seat. "Drinks for the entire bar! And keep the tequila shots coming!

Penny's smile widened, a genuine one this time. "Coming right up, Larry!

As the night wore on, Larry's tab grew longer than a Tolstoy novel. Penny expertly balanced trays of drinks, each one accompanied by Larry's exuberant laughter and increasingly generous tips. The bar thrummed with energy, the patrons reveling in Larry's largesse.

Freddy watched this spectacle with a mixture of admiration and disbelief, clutching his now-warm beer as if it were a lifeline. He tried to strike up a conversation with Penny, but her attention was firmly on Larry, who had just ordered another round of shots for the entire bar.

By the end of the night, Penny had pocketed enough tips from Larry to consider a short vacation. Freddy, meanwhile, finally finished his beer and left a tip so small it would need a magnifying glass to find.

As the bar closed and the last patrons stumbled out, Penny counted her earnings with a satisfied smile. Freddy's tip was a mere punctuation mark in the grand narrative of her night, while Larry's generosity wrote entire chapters.

And so, Penny, the queen of the Pattaya night, continued her reign, forever navigating the ebb and flow of the city's nightlife with grace, humor, and an unyielding smile. After all, in the world of bar girls, it was the generous Larries who made the Freddies tolerable, and the Freddies who made the Larries legendary.

[EihTooms]

My Rant
Every time I read a post where someone claims that every hooker in Thailand provides BBFS to anybody for the baseline charge or just 500 baht extra, I think there is another poster who has never been to Thailand. Perhaps it's a 30-something man without passport or an ancient old man who can no longer get an erection no matter how much Viagra he swallows. Or, perhaps, its a person with very limited experience with hookers in Thailand, a sample size of 2 hookers who agree is not much. Maybe he only approaches the ones who nobody else wants. Could just be a flat out lie. After I see a post like that, I no longer believe much of what that person posts.

I have to admit that I've been refused BBFS more times than I can remember, sometimes when they are already naked in bed with me. They never refuse CFS. And there are times where that 1500 baht freelancer is willing to do BBFS for 4000 baht. Back when I was capable of finishing with CFS, I used to go with the flow, but now I get advance agreement for BBFSCIP. So, now I can say I only get BBFSCIP, but I've been refused a lot of times.

End of rant.

Good Rant! I would only add a few addendum Rants to yours that you might or might not agree with:

What you cited at the end (the section I highlighted) is one of only two or three real challenges that require some "game" in the entire Thai P4 P scene IF and only IF the girl is notably above average in looks, it is your first session with her and / or we're not talking about a jump in the Upfront agreed-to Payment necessary to turn a No into a Yes being, say, from 1,500 baht to 10,000 baht or something extraordinary like that.

I would probably add BBBJCIM+Swallow under those qualifiers with a notably above average looker as a real challenge requiring "game. ".

Anal and other butt-play is not my thing so I can not judge how challenging that would be with a notably above average looker. Quite challenging, I suspect.

Back to an Upfront Agreement for BBFSCIP with a notably above average looker on a first time session with her and without agreeing to some extraordinary high amount of baht over the generally accepted going rate for a particular P4 P option; I am not talking about mere BBFS either. I see terms like "BB", "Bareback" and "BBFS" bandied about in these sterling reports of someone supposedly always or nearly always getting the kind of Real Sex I'm talking about. Nope, that ain't necessarily it.

Many punters tout their success in getting BB with either an Upfront Agreement or by "going with the flow and see what happens in the room" when in reality they only mean BBFS without CIP; the girl requires or expects the customer to pull out and jerk himself off into the air. An Upfront Agreement for BBFSCIP is what I am talking about and what I see you are talking about as well.

That is how I roll, too. None of this "go with the flow and see what happens in the room" silliness. A slightly dark cloud of doubt hovering overhead about any of it right up to the point of near penetration or, for that matter, several BB strokes into it if she then suddenly exclaims "Must Finish Outside", just doesn't work for me anymore.

If the girl only agrees upfront to BBFS without it being clearly understood and agreed to that I expect to finish CIP and not by jerking myself off or rubbing it out onto her stomach, tits, face, nose, ears or out an open window, I will smile, thank her for her time and move on even if she is a 19 year old who was just crowned Miss Teen Thailand Beauty of the Year and her asking price for a 1 hour Short Time is only 100 baht. That would still be a buzz-killing waste of my time.

Well, ok, if she agrees upfront to BBFS with a BBBJCIM+Swallow finish, I can deal with that. I might even be willing to pay her more than 100 baht for it.

On your general Rant topic, I have always maintained it is easy for you, me and every man reading these forums to truthfully claim he gets BBFS and probably BBFSCIP 100% of the time with 100% of the girls he takes in any city, town or province on the planet, not just Pattaya and Bangkok. Although it would likely be more convenient and pleasant in those cities than most other places.

That is not a challenge and it requires no "game", assuming the dude always chooses, as you alluded to, a lady nobody else wants and / or, as I alluded to, by increasing the money offer to an amount not even a notably above average looker could refuse for a first time session.

[HorseTrader]

Every time I read a post where someone claims that every hooker in Thailand provides BBFS to anybody for the baseline charge or just 500 baht extra, I think there is another poster who has never been to Thailand. Perhaps it's a 30-something man without passport or an ancient old man who can no longer get an erection no matter how much Viagra he swallows. Or, perhaps, its a person with very limited experience with hookers in Thailand, a sample size of 2 hookers who agree is not much. Maybe he only approaches the ones who nobody else wants. Could just be a flat out lie. After I see a post like that, I no longer believe much of what that person posts.

I have to admit that I've been refused BBFS more times than I can remember, sometimes when they are already naked in bed with me. They never refuse CFS. And there are times where that 1500 baht freelancer is willing to do BBFS for 4000 baht. Back when I was capable of finishing with CFS, I used to go with the flow, but now I get advance agreement for BBFSCIP. So, now I can say I only get BBFSCIP, but I've been refused a lot of times.

End of rant.

[SubCmdr]

CaliGuy Hope all is well with ya.

A rivalry renewed! Nye and Sub are back at it entertaining the masses of degenerate punters. Kudos gentlemen.

Yes, all in good fun. Not taking it too seriously.

Just like when I am on the tennis court working on my skills with a hitting partner. The goal is not to hit a winner. The goal is to keep the ball in play for as long as we can. Being consistent and getting the ball back over the net within th lines of the court is the goal. No unforced errors! LOL!

[Member #4838]

There he is folks, the MessBoy, graduated from street crackhoes in Richmond Va all the way to spew his ghetto wisdom all over this Board to the disgust of virtually everyone.

Dude, you really need to get over your skin colour, the disdain folks feel for you is based on the fact that you are an unmitigated asshole and nothing more.

How do you like me now LOL.

A rivalry renewed! Nye and Sub are back at it entertaining the masses of degenerate punters. Kudos gentlemen.

[SubCmdr]

If you have something to say about me you can say it to my face you chickenshit dwarf.

It figures a "man" like you would support a scumbag like him. Bet you publicly applauded the accidental death on the Singapore Airlines flight too.

You are a sick, hate ridden, mentally ill scumbag.

Very clear to me that Nyezboy is a loser right along with me. As he is doing the exact same things as I am doing. LOL!

Only difference is the Nyezboy is following me like a lost puppy dog looking for home. It is ok Brother Nyezhov. If that is what you need to do in order to calm your nerves I'l be you punching bag to help out with you mental health needs. I can take all the name calling just fine.

As Mr. T (A-Team) used to say: "I pity the fool"!

[Nyezhov]

I see our resident dumb ass White Hoodie Wearing Mother Fucker is back, displaying his diarrhea of the keyboard with useless nonsense.

Yet here you are after taking a laxative. Tighten up your sphincter NyezBoy!

There he is folks, the MessBoy, graduated from street crackhoes in Richmond Va all the way to spew his ghetto wisdom all over this Board to the disgust of virtually everyone.

Dude, you really need to get over your skin colour, the disdain folks feel for you is based on the fact that you are an unmitigated asshole and nothing more.

How do you like me now LOL.

[SubCmdr]

Real men don't care what other real men are doing with their dick and money. FACT!

[SubCmdr]

I see our resident dumb ass White Hoodie Wearing Mother Fucker is back, displaying his diarrhea of the keyboard with useless nonsense.

Our resident MessBoy is clogging up the airwaves with his war against all his critics all over the world, who apparently are legion.

Yet here you are after taking a laxative. Tighten up your sphincter NyezBoy!

[SubCmdr]

I'm someone quite heat averse. I've found the past several days in Pattaya quite mild. It's been very windy so kept things quite cool. I know the forecast calls for daily thunderstorms but I haven't hit one yet. It wasn't hot but did feel fairly humid early afternoon.

I agree with you. I have not found the heat to be nearly as bad as some previous days before this week. I also have not been caught out in the rain. If it is raining I just cancel my plans, unless I really have to be some place. Then I just take a bolt.

Hmmm. Some weird posts here.

How is that different than any other time? We are taking about the weather. Pussy does not melt when it gets wet. Actually wet is how you want it. Or at least how I do. LOL!.

[Nyezhov]

Hmmm. Some weird posts here.

Anyway, the weather in Pattaya is unstable now. It alternates between too hot, and threatening to rain. Bottom line: I don't go out much.

The weird weather doesn't stop the ladies from coming to my condo, though.

Our resident MessBoy is clogging up the airwaves with his war against all his critics all over the world, who apparently are legion.

[Explorer8939]

I'm someone quite heat averse. I've found the past several days in Pattaya quite mild. It's been very windy so kept things quite cool. I know the forecast calls for daily thunderstorms but I haven't hit one yet. It wasn't hot but did feel fairly humid early afternoon.

Yeah, it's kind and of weird. There are short periods of intense heat, and then it's cloudy and not so hot. I think it rains in the middle of the night.

So far, nothing to stop anyone from hitting the bars in the evening.

[Banana Boi]

Hmmm. Some weird posts here.

Anyway, the weather in Pattaya is unstable now. It alternates between too hot, and threatening to rain. Bottom line: I don't go out much.

I'm someone quite heat averse. I've found the past several days in Pattaya quite mild. It's been very windy so kept things quite cool. I know the forecast calls for daily thunderstorms but I haven't hit one yet. It wasn't hot but did feel fairly humid early afternoon.

[Explorer8939]

Hmmm. Some weird posts here.

Anyway, the weather in Pattaya is unstable now. It alternates between too hot, and threatening to rain. Bottom line: I don't go out much.

The weird weather doesn't stop the ladies from coming to my condo, though.