Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Nyezhov]

Nyezhov is straight out of Pulaski, Tennessee

Can somebody please call the Thai Fire Department for me? I think someone is burning something on my lawn.

Probably your manhood. Poor little victim are you being discriminated against because of your skin color? Oh sweetie I'm sorry you feel so insecure about yourself, but just to remind you, folks don't hate you because of your skin color, they hate you because you're an asshole.

[SubCmdr]

Thats not what your Mama says, boy.

Now go get all racial indignant you annoying ghetto trash.

Well there we have it. Proof that you are keyboard warrior. Because it isn't about race between us it is about real man stuff. You know you would not say that to me are anyone other man who was wishing arms length of you.

Hard to image you are 70 years old. Must not have ever grown up. To think you call me child. That is rich. I haven't had anyone speak to me like that since I was elementary school. A real man simply wouldn't do that. Because a real man knows that there are real consequences for words spoken in real life.

But this is your internet world. We have keyboard warriors. Frustrated created writers of fiction. Attorneys from unknown parts that think OJ was innocent. Now I'm not saying he should have killed the *****. But I understand. LOL!.

Outstanding free entertainment

[EverythingThai]

David's orchestration of the forum had reached new heights. With his multiple profiles, he kept the conversations alive and the drama intense. His small apartment, cluttered with empty coffee cups and notes scribbled with forum usernames and passwords, had become a command center for his elaborate charade.

The Oracle, now a revered figure, continued to dispense wisdom and tales of Pattaya. Meanwhile, his other profiles—TruthSeeker84, PattayaInsider, PattayaPhantom, TravelGenius, and others—kept the forum buzzing with arguments and discussions. David found immense pleasure in crafting intricate debates among his personas, each with a distinct voice and perspective.

One morning, as the sun barely peeked through his drawn curtains, David logged into the forum. He initiated a heated discussion under The Oracle's profile. "The so-called experts here don't have a clue," he posted. "Let's settle this once and for all: who has the real experience of Pattaya?

TruthSeeker84 was quick to respond. "The Oracle has spoken, but I have my doubts. Not all his stories add up. Can anyone provide concrete evidence?

PattayaInsider chimed in, "Evidence? The Oracle's experiences are well-documented. I challenge anyone to prove otherwise. ".

David chuckled as he switched profiles, engaging in the debate from different angles. TravelGenius, playing the role of a more neutral party, wrote, "I've found value in both The Oracle's posts and those of other members. Can we find a middle ground here?

The arguments became more intense. David enjoyed pushing the limits, making sure each profile had a unique stance to keep the conversation dynamic and unpredictable.

PattayaPhantom, ever the conspirator, posted, "What if the real problem is that some of these 'experts' have never even been to Pattaya? Including, dare I say, The Oracle?

The forum erupted. Users who had been lurking in the background joined the fray, taking sides, defending their preferred narratives, and questioning the authenticity of every poster.

David reveled in the chaos. He thrived on the complexity of managing multiple profiles, each with its own history and personality. It was a game of chess, and he was the grandmaster.

As the day progressed, David kept the forum alive with meticulously crafted replies. Under The Oracle, he defended his honor. "I've shared detailed accounts of my time in Pattaya. Those who doubt me are welcome to challenge my knowledge. ".

TruthSeeker84 countered, "Detailed accounts can still be fiction. Show us something tangible, Oracle. ".

PattayaInsider and TravelGenius backed The Oracle, while PattayaPhantom continued to sow doubt, creating a narrative where even The Oracle was suspect. The forum members, caught in the web of arguments, were unable to discern the real from the fabricated.

By evening, David had orchestrated a climactic showdown. As The Oracle, he posted, "Enough of this bickering. I propose a challenge: anyone who doubts my authenticity, meet me in Pattaya. Let's see who shows up. ".

TruthSeeker84 responded, "A bold move. I'm willing to take that challenge. When and where, Oracle?

David grinned. He knew none of them would show up. Most of the forum users, like him, were probably far from Thailand. But the suggestion of a real-world meeting added another layer of intrigue.

As night fell, David sat back, satisfied. The forum was buzzing with anticipation and speculation. Users were excitedly discussing the proposed meet-up, sharing their own plans and travel experiences.

In his lonely apartment, David found solace in the virtual world he had created. The arguments, the debates, the personas—all of it kept his mind occupied and his loneliness at bay. He thrived on the complexity and the control he had over the narrative.

The saga continued, with David masterfully navigating his profiles, arguing with himself, and keeping the forum engaged. The Oracle's legend grew, and the line between fiction and reality blurred even further.

As long as the forum existed, David would continue his reign as The Oracle, the enigmatic expat who knew everything about a place he had never set foot in. The forum was his stage, and he was the undisputed star, playing his roles to perfection.

[SubCmdr]

You would be safe. He came all the way from the ghetto in the USA to bang ugly African girls.

Nyezhov is straight out of Pulaski, Tennessee, USA. Pays good money for Thai girls to fumble with his limp dick. Colleagues of his favorite organization would not look kindly on his actions.

Can somebody please call the Thai Fire Department for me? I think someone is burning something on my lawn.

[UglyAzzMan]

Is our SUB special needs?

Seems he got me Mixed up with the Soi 6 40 drink legend. His description of me doesn't fit. The SUB must acquit.

[Nyezhov]

That makes two of us. LOL!.

Maybe so, but you can't do anything with them because you cannot even get it up anymore.

Thats not what your Mama says, boy.

Now go get all racial indignant you annoying ghetto trash.

[Nyezhov]

All the sub does is Rant. LOL. 500 baht. LOL. Hahaha. LOL. Hahaha.

Glad I'm not an Ugly Thai girl. LOL. Hahaha.

You would be safe. He came all the way from the ghetto in the USA to bang ugly African girls.

[SubCmdr]

Glad I'm not an Ugly Thai girl. LOL. Hahaha.

That makes two of us. LOL!. I'm sure you are quite comfortable being a UglyAzzMan. Puts you in good company with Nyezhov. Except that in his case you can add old.

Thermae is my main source of young hardbodies. I'm 70.

Maybe so, but you can't do anything with them because you cannot even get it up anymore. That is why you go around the world ranting in the other country threads.

[UglyAzzMan]

All the sub does is Rant. LOL. 500 baht. LOL. Hahaha. LOL. Hahaha.

Glad I'm not an Ugly Thai girl. LOL. Hahaha.

[SubCmdr]

Thanks CaliGuy for keeping it real.

Yes I don't get the purpose of ET's posts.

Same same. But ET has said he writes his posts to kill time during online meetings. So, there you have it.

I just skip over his posts the same way I do of UglyAzzMan, Forty, Raj.

Same Same. No reason to read anything he writes unless you need to learn how to buy 40 drinks in order to have sex with one bar girl or to read his personal opinions on his personal problems with Beach Road girls, or to listen to him talk shit to others while he shows off the amount of disposable income he has to spend on prostitutes. LOL!

[EverythingThai]

Yes I don't get the purpose of ET's posts. I just skip over his posts the same way I do of UglyAzzMan, Forty, Raj.

The name of this thread is Rants, Stupid Shit........... So that's what you will get if you read this thread. If you don't get the posts then no problem.

[SubCmdr]

Chocolate Girls 8 or 9 on 100 point scale?

Seriously?! You are going to make a statement like that when you have not even see the girls the OP is talking about?

To be fair I've been out 43 days. Maybe Africa sent in the Heavy Hitters to man Sukhumvit. Hahaha.

No, that does not explain it. Being a mother fucking punk ass ***** explains it.

[Member #4838]

You are right! EverythingThai is a much better writer of fiction than I am. My specialty is non-fiction. Informative posts filled with detail. It allows those who have not made the trip to sit on my shoulder during my adventures.

Bus Bar anyone?

Yes I don't get the purpose of ET's posts. I just skip over his posts the same way I do of UglyAzzMan, Forty, Raj.

[EverythingThai]

David, under the guise of The Oracle, continued to weave his web of influence and deception on the forum. His threads on Thai visas had cemented his reputation as an expert, but his true joy came from manipulating the community and challenging anyone who dared to oppose him.

One evening, inspired by his own audacity, David decided to take his tactics to a new level. He started a thread titled, "The Oracle's Truth: Fiction vs. Non-Fiction in Our Forum. " In his usual grandiose style, he wrote, "The Oracle has noticed an alarming trend. Many of you are spinning fictional tales, muddying the waters of truth. Let The Oracle separate fact from fiction. ".

The post immediately drew attention. Members who had grown weary of the forum's internal drama were intrigued by the promise of clarity. Others, still skeptical of The Oracle, saw it as another ploy.

David, through his various profiles, began to accuse specific users of writing fiction. "TruthSeeker84" posted, "I've been following User1234's stories for months. They're too elaborate to be true. The Oracle is right; we're being fed fiction. ".

"PattayaInsider" added, "It's time we hold these storytellers accountable. The Oracle's posts are the only reliable source here. He's been nothing but accurate and helpful. ".

He even used his lesser-known profiles to back up his main personas. "TravelGenius" wrote, "I've cross-referenced many of The Oracle's posts with real-world data. His non-fiction is a breath of fresh air in this sea of fantasy. ".

The accusations sparked a fierce debate. Long-time members and newcomers alike argued over the authenticity of various posters. User1234 and others who had been targeted tried to defend themselves, but The Oracle's influence was strong.

David capitalized on this by further positioning himself as a beacon of truth. He started sharing more vivid, detailed stories of life in Pattaya. "The Oracle recently spent an evening at the renowned Walking Street," he began in one post. "The neon lights, the thrumming music, the eclectic mix of people—this is the real Pattaya. My experiences are not fabrications; they're a window into a world many of you can only dream of. ".

His stories were crafted to be immersive, filled with sensory details that painted a vivid picture of Pattaya. He described the taste of spicy street food, the sounds of tuk-tuks rattling down crowded streets, and the feel of the warm sea breeze at night. Readers who had never been to Thailand found themselves transported through his words.

"You can't come to Thailand? No problem," he wrote. "Let The Oracle be your guide. Through my posts, you can walk the streets, taste the food, and feel the pulse of Pattaya. My non-fiction stories are your passport to this vibrant city. ".

David's strategy worked. Users who were unable to visit Thailand began to rely on his posts for a virtual experience. They praised The Oracle for his vivid storytelling and unparalleled knowledge. "The Oracle's posts make me feel like I'm right there in Pattaya," one user commented. "It's the next best thing to actually being there. ".

Seeing his influence grow, David decided to further blur the lines between his different personas. He used them to corroborate each other's stories and to sow more doubt about his accusers. "PattayaPhantom" posted, "I've been to Pattaya, and The Oracle's descriptions are spot on. Those who doubt him are the real fiction writers. ".

David reveled in the chaos he had created. The forum was now a complex web of truth, lies, and half-truths, all orchestrated by his deft manipulation. Users who had once been critical of him found themselves defending his honor, while those who were suspicious grew increasingly isolated.

In his dimly lit apartment, far removed from the beaches and nightlife of Pattaya, David smiled. His virtual dominion was complete. He was the master storyteller, the gatekeeper of truth, and the puppet master of a forum that had come to depend on his every word.

The Oracle's reign continued, his posts a lifeline for those dreaming of Thailand and a labyrinth for those trying to discern fact from fiction. And as long as the forum existed, so too would The Oracle, the enigmatic expat who had never set foot in the city he knew so well.

[SubCmdr]

EverythingThai is funnier and a better writer.

You are right! EverythingThai is a much better writer of fiction than I am. My specialty is non-fiction. Informative posts filled with detail. It allows those who have not made the trip to sit on my shoulder during my adventures.

Bus Bar anyone?