Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[UglyAzzMan]

I didn't want to shit up the Pattaya thread so I brought it here, but I just wanted some clarification. You always say that "Pussy is Pussy" and spend paragraph after paragraph of bolded text saying that. Why are you paying 20 K baht for pussy when you can get the same on Beach Road for 1 kor less? Clearly there is no quality gained by spending more as you have bold texted so often and you said that GFE is stupid, so what's the difference here? Seems like maybe the Cmdr is the same hypocrite that bashes others for spending when he is out buying a random WG phones and shoes even though she's probably giving them to her Thai boyfriend when the Cmdr leaves.

He going to Claim Victime Mentality. Take it ez bro. Sub is not even on the Spectrum. LOL. Hahaha.

[TheDerilious]

How the Cmdr rolls

Total: 20,400 THB Exactly!

Breaking it off in the ass of my haters who say I am broke, busted and lying: Priceless!.

I didn't want to shit up the Pattaya thread so I brought it here, but I just wanted some clarification. You always say that "Pussy is Pussy" and spend paragraph after paragraph of bolded text saying that. Why are you paying 20 K baht for pussy when you can get the same on Beach Road for 1 kor less? Clearly there is no quality gained by spending more as you have bold texted so often and you said that GFE is stupid, so what's the difference here? Seems like maybe the Cmdr is the same hypocrite that bashes others for spending when he is out buying a random WG phones and shoes even though she's probably giving them to her Thai boyfriend when the Cmdr leaves.

[SubCmdr]

And you would better staying in Pulaski, Tennessee! If your original social group saw you now they would call you a traitor.

ROTFLMAO!

I am at peace with myself and all others

Hes better off staying in Colombia. Better cultural fit. Waaaay too angry and violent for SE Asia, loads of hate and rage behind those posts.

Hes always been an arrogant nasty yob, from his early days in Richmond VA to the spewing of his arrogant opinions in Colombia. Read his over the top nasty braggart hatespews in those forums.

[SubCmdr]

Couldn't agree more. I learned this from you before I ever set foot in Thailand. For me I prefer girl to guy ratios of 30 to 1 over 3 to 1. I prefer sitting in smoke free gogo bars with no chain smoker sitting a few inches from me. I prefer girls having to work harder (ie more mileage) to earn her first / next drink.

I completely agree with you. 100! To the point I am scheduling my visits during low season only starting next year. But it was good to experience the difference.

[Banana Boi]

IMHO low season is the only time to go to Thailand. <snip> I prefer late May thru October. "Let it rain, let it rain. Let your love rain down on me. ".

Couldn't agree more. I learned this from you before I ever set foot in Thailand. For me I prefer girl to guy ratios of 30 to 1 over 3 to 1. I prefer sitting in smoke free gogo bars with no chain smoker sitting a few inches from me. I prefer girls having to work harder (ie more mileage) to earn her first / next drink.

[Nyezhov]

SubCmdr.

You said you would shut up after the poll was taken. Obviously, nobody likes you. So not only are you an A-hole, but a liar also.

Hes better off staying in Colombia. Better cultural fit. Waaaay too angry and violent for SE Asia, loads of hate and rage behind those posts.

Hes always been an arrogant nasty yob, from his early days in Richmond VA to the spewing of his arrogant opinions in Colombia. Read his over the top nasty braggart hatespews in those forums.

[Axel Heyst]

IMHO low season is the only time to go to Thailand. I realize that many punters don't have this option and can only visit LOS in high season, but if you have the option of when you can come here, do it in low season for all the reasons previously stated. Like southern Florida where I live, BKK & Pat are overrun with tourists from the middle of November straight thru to the end of March, so it is not the optimal time to visit. I prefer late May thru October. "Let it rain, let it rain. Let your love rain down on me. ".

[EverythingThai]

My schedule for today:

Noon massage and sex.

15:00 Massage lady comes for drinks, gives BBBJ.

22:30 Mamasan comes for drinks and sex.

It's a rough life these days.

Love it! And I love low season too. I just got offers from girls that turned me down on my requests 2 months ago and now they are begging me to meet them. They are even saying they will accept less than what I offered.

[Explorer8939]

I am taking a holiday from my holiday and going to Ban Chang for one night.

Wish me luck.

[SubCmdr]

In the dimly lit corners of a bustling online sex forum, there was a user who went by the name "RollerKing." RollerKing had built a reputation for his grandiose tales of wealth and opulence.

Brilliant! LOL.

SS.

This sub-forum is for "rants, STUPID SHIT. " This post definitely is appropriately offered here. As with a lot of postings in this section of the board, I'm just not sure if "STUPID SHIT" refers to the content of a post or if it refers to the author. LOL Considered the poster might be under the influence when posting this "brilliant" (insert sarcasm emoji) prose.

Sam.

I often wonder the same same. Well said my man. Well said!

[SubCmdr]

Shots fired by EverythingThai. The first ET story I have read and I give credit where it's due, it was actually a doozy.

If I can offer one critique as a form of constructive criticism. The story would have hit harder if you capped it off with "How you like me now?. " LOL.

How you like me now?

ROTLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

LoveItHere69 are you still smarting over the words we had when you were here talking shit? You don't even like Thailand. Why you riding my dick? I don't need, I got, Thai ladies, Colombian chicas and Dominican Chicas doing that world wide. Find something else to do your time please. I am living my best life in real life not online like you do.

SubCmdr. You said you would shut up after the poll was taken.

Point of fact. No one answered the poll.

Obviously, nobody likes you.

Maybe you missed this post

I love your reports SubCmdr. They are informative and interesting. Keep posting!

Don't let the bad reports distract you!

So not only are you an A-hole, but a liar also.

Anytime you would like to come out from behind your computer screen and speak to me face to face like a man you can find me at the Bus Bar. Or we can goto your favorite: Soi 6. Alternative is for you to read the fiction consistently posted here and enjoy it. I'm going to continue to keep fucking and reporting about it..

[Sam Sanuk]

In the dimly lit corners of a bustling online sex forum, there was a user who went by the name "RollerKing." RollerKing had built a reputation for his grandiose tales of wealth and opulence...

Brilliant! LOL.

SS.

[LoveItHere69]

SubCmdr.

You said you would shut up after the poll was taken. Obviously, nobody likes you. So not only are you an A-hole, but a liar also.

[Member #4838]

In the dimly lit corners of a bustling online sex forum, there was a user who went by the name "RollerKing." RollerKing had built a reputation for his grandiose tales of wealth and opulence. He painted vivid pictures of his lavish Pattaya lifestyle: champagne-fueled nights in high-end clubs, extravagant dinners in Patrick's Steakhouse, nights out at the famous "Bus Bar" (that does not really exist under that name, no-one else even refers to it by that name lol), and encounters with the most beautiful women from beach road Lol. To the untrained eye, he was the epitome of a high roller.

One day, RollerKing posted a new story, one he was particularly proud of. He recounted his latest "adventure" in the city's red-light district. According to him, he had caught the eye of a stunning woman and, in a grand gesture of wealth, had bought her the latest smartphone. "She couldn't believe her luck," he wrote, "I made her night." Not really, the phone was only a cheap Android worth 15,000 Baht.

The responses to his post were immediate and varied. Some of his followers were impressed, showering him with praises and admiration. They envisioned RollerKing as a figure of immense power and influence, someone who could buy anything and anyone. However, not everyone was so easily fooled.

A seasoned forum member, "HighStakes," chimed in with a bemused reply. "Buying phones for girls doesn't make you a high roller, RollerKing," he began. "A true high roller is someone who commands respect and awe by their mere presence in the most exclusive venues. They spend on experiences, not on impressing women with gadgets."

RollerKing, feeling the sting of HighStakes' words, tried to defend himself. He insisted that his generosity was a mark of his wealth, that his ability to buy expensive gifts for women was a testament to his high-roller status. But HighStakes wasn't convinced. "Being a high roller isn't about simping and buying phones for prostitutes," he countered. "It's about living a life of true luxury and class. It's about being in places where the rich and powerful gather, where money flows like water, and where the experiences are priceless."

As more forum members began to weigh in, RollerKing's image started to crumble. They pointed out that his stories lacked the sophistication and elegance of a true high roller's life. They shared their own tales of nights spent in exclusive clubs, penthouse suites, and exclusive Bangkok Gents clubs pre paying for bottles.

To further brag, RollerKing posted a new story, one he was sure to impress with. He recounted his latest "adventure" in Pattaya's red-light district. He added a boastful comment at the end of his post: "I post the best work on this forum, while the rest of you just spout your bullshit. None of you know what it's like to truly live large." He ended with his stupid closing "How you like me now?". However, the forum members weren't having any of it.

Realizing his facade had been exposed, RollerKing slowly faded from the forum. His grand stories were replaced by the authentic accounts of those who truly lived the high-roller lifestyle. The forum returned to its usual buzz of excitement and luxury, with RollerKing's tales becoming a cautionary example of how true opulence can't be faked with a few cheap 15,000 baht smartphones.

Meanwhile in one of the most popular sections of the forum, posts by RollerKing were deleted at an overwhelming rate. That infuriated RollerKing beyond belief. "it's now time to plan my next move" He said.

Stay tuned for the next chapter of RollerKing to see what happens next. Lol

Shots fired by EverythingThai. The first ET story I have read and I give credit where it's due, it was actually a doozy.

If I can offer one critique as a form of constructive criticism. The story would have hit harder if you capped it off with "How you like me now?. " LOL.