Bangkok Reports

[EihTooms]

I really don't know the exact name of this place (near or in Exchange Tower -Asok BTS) but 2 to 2 . 5 hour specials, body scrub, facials, massage, etc for far less than $100 which would run several hundreds in the States. Do your research, offer the treatment as a gift and a 1 time experience she should not pass up. Offer to go with her to find the place. Then you are one BTS stop from plenty of places on Soi 24 or waling distance from Soi 22. Tell her you'll meet her back at her spa when she's finished. You tell her you will be looking around Terminal 21 and doing a foot massage or a regular massage to kill time while she is in heaven. Be sure to compliment her on her new younger looking complexion from the facial. That way you can run the scam again in Phuket. 555.

That is a great idea if you are in your 20's, 30's, and maybe 40's and routinely pull off a couple of pops in an hour or two.

I say that because I have gifted wives and girlfriends to that kind of treatment. And as soon as they are finished they are filled with so much gratitude, appreciation and horniness, they want to take their new young look and all that hands-on manipulation for a spin and a romp in the sack like never before to see the amazing effect it has on me.

And in this case, there will be the added deep romance and high adventure of foreign travel and a lovely hotel room. So she might expect a new level of sexual intensity this particular time around.

Consequently, at my age 71, I might be a tad reluctant to tee her up for that mood and inspiration within minutes of getting my balls drained by a 25 year old at a nearby Happy Ending Shop.

Just sayin'. As always, YMMV.

[Steve 9696]

LOL. What a great idea.

+1 Tconor brilliant idea. Just make sure to not lay it on too thick. Wives have radar for when you break the pattern and are too nice to them! Seriously. Make sure not to play too far out of character to pull this off.

[Werqweq]

I really don't know the exact name of this place (near or in Exchange Tower -Asok BTS) but 2 to 2 . 5 hour specials, body scrub, facials, massage, etc for far less than $100 which would run several hundreds in the States. Do your research, offer the treatment as a gift and a 1 time experience she should not pass up. Offer to go with her to find the place. Then you are one BTS stop from plenty of places on Soi 24 or waling distance from Soi 22. Tell her you'll meet her back at her spa when she's finished. You tell her you will be looking around Terminal 21 and doing a foot massage or a regular massage to kill time while she is in heaven. Be sure to compliment her on her new younger looking complexion from the facial. That way you can run the scam again in Phuket. 555.

LOL. What a great idea.

[Rollox]

Headed to Thailand for a vacation in the fall with the wifey--no way I could get a pass without her like in the old days.

We have a few days in Bangkok and are staying at the Waldorf Astoria (not my choice) and was wondering if anyone could provide advice for sneaking away for an hour? Ideally, I'd like to hit a nearby massage parlor while she is at the spa or shopping. I know Nana is close by taxi but I fear I'll get stuck in traffic and be late and then I'm screwed! Do you guys know of any massage parlors (during the day) that are walking distance and that provide extras? Or even a hotel spa that looks legit but provides extras?

Same question for Phuket (except a short taxi ride). Staying at Banyan Tree which is almost an hour by taxi to walking street.

Plenty of options given by others. I was in the same situation and I paid a visit to Mango. They have the 30 min (or 45) options. You can take 2 x 30 minutes with 2 diff chicks.

For Phuket, if you are in the Banyan Tree Laguna, take a bolt / taxi to this area: https://maps.app.goo.gl/svi4rJJAZpwSaDre7?g_st=ic

All other spa in the Boat Avenue are legit no extra ones. Great for regular massage though. Got a very cute young thing at the PJ but when I offered money she refused LOL.

[Philip Marlow]

Plenty of information available in the search function of this site for those who seek it.

And plenty of cool people on this forum who will answer questions. Keep trying.

[TConor]

Headed to Thailand for a vacation in the fall with the wifey--no way I could get a pass without her like in the old days.

We have a few days in Bangkok and are staying at the Waldorf Astoria (not my choice) and was wondering if anyone could provide advice for sneaking away for an hour? Ideally, I'd like to hit a nearby massage parlor while she is at the spa or shopping. I know Nana is close by taxi but I fear I'll get stuck in traffic and be late and then I'm screwed! Do you guys know of any massage parlors (during the day) that are walking distance and that provide extras? Or even a hotel spa that looks legit but provides extras?

Same question for Phuket (except a short taxi ride). Staying at Banyan Tree which is almost an hour by taxi to walking street.

TIA!

I really don't know the exact name of this place (near or in Exchange Tower -Asok BTS) but 2 to 2 . 5 hour specials, body scrub, facials, massage, etc for far less than $100 which would run several hundreds in the States. Do your research, offer the treatment as a gift and a 1 time experience she should not pass up. Offer to go with her to find the place. Then you are one BTS stop from plenty of places on Soi 24 or waling distance from Soi 22. Tell her you'll meet her back at her spa when she's finished. You tell her you will be looking around Terminal 21 and doing a foot massage or a regular massage to kill time while she is in heaven. Be sure to compliment her on her new younger looking complexion from the facial. That way you can run the scam again in Phuket. 555.

[HorseTrader]

Headed to Thailand for a vacation in the fall with the wifey--

We have a few days in Bangkok and are staying at the Waldorf Astoria (not my choice) and was wondering if anyone could provide advice for sneaking away for an hour? Ideally, I'd like to hit a nearby massage parlor while she is at the spa or shopping.

Waldorf Astoria is a great location for her shopping, not great for you to slip away briefly. I've stayed in that area a few nights and I don't remember seeing anything that looked like a sex shop. But I've had sex in some massage places that look like nothing would be available. If you go that route, suggest you look for a small shop on a side Soi. A few months ago I went for a “no extras” massage at a seeming appropriate shop and the massage girl gave lots of teasing and then she said “In Thailand, we massage everything.” I ended up with BBFS.

Your hotel is close to a BTS station that will quickly take you to either Nana or Soi 24 massage areas. If you have 2 or 2.5 hours of daytime freedom, you could make a round trip to a cluster of sex massage shops just off Sukhumvit Soi 24. Find Mango massage spa on the map and just walk around that immediate area and you will see about a dozen massage shops that will take care of you.

The BTS trains move quickly and smoothly, but during rush hour, sometimes the trains are full and you need to wait for the next one.

[DaVinci40]

Why not hit up mango massage or one of the other massage shops right next to it? If you're at the Waldorf you're right next to the Chit Lom BTS stop so take it 3 stops to Phrom Phong. The massage shops are a 1 minute walk from the exit. Bang a girl and be out within the hour and then walk over to the Emquartier mall to freshen up in the restrooms and make sure there's no evidence (lipstick, etc) and then head back. Let the wife know you're going up to look in the mall and she won't know any different.

Headed to Thailand for a vacation in the fall with the wifey--no way I could get a pass without her like in the old days.

We have a few days in Bangkok and are staying at the Waldorf Astoria (not my choice) and was wondering if anyone could provide advice for sneaking away for an hour? Ideally, I'd like to hit a nearby massage parlor while she is at the spa or shopping. I know Nana is close by taxi but I fear I'll get stuck in traffic and be late and then I'm screwed! Do you guys know of any massage parlors (during the day) that are walking distance and that provide extras? Or even a hotel spa that looks legit but provides extras?

Same question for Phuket (except a short taxi ride). Staying at Banyan Tree which is almost an hour by taxi to walking street.

TIA!

[Nyezhov]

Headed to Thailand for a vacation in the fall with the wifey--no way I could get a pass without her like in the old days.

We have a few days in Bangkok and are staying at the Waldorf Astoria (not my choice) and was wondering if anyone could provide advice for sneaking away for an hour? Ideally, I'd like to hit a nearby massage parlor while she is at the spa or shopping. I know Nana is close by taxi but I fear I'll get stuck in traffic and be late and then I'm screwed! Do you guys know of any massage parlors (during the day) that are walking distance and that provide extras? Or even a hotel spa that looks legit but provides extras?

Same question for Phuket (except a short taxi ride). Staying at Banyan Tree which is almost an hour by taxi to walking street.

TIA!

Mix a bit of canal water in her soup. That will keep her down for a few days.

[Ass Addict]

I've used the Atlas on occasion for short time exercise routines with new friends I met in the area.

That's probably the one mr Everything was talking about. It's a regular hotel with acceptable rooms offering some rooms for short time also, I've used it many times in the paste.

[DarrenCohen34]

Headed to Thailand for a vacation in the fall with the wifey--no way I could get a pass without her like in the old days.

We have a few days in Bangkok and are staying at the Waldorf Astoria (not my choice) and was wondering if anyone could provide advice for sneaking away for an hour? Ideally, I'd like to hit a nearby massage parlor while she is at the spa or shopping. I know Nana is close by taxi but I fear I'll get stuck in traffic and be late and then I'm screwed! Do you guys know of any massage parlors (during the day) that are walking distance and that provide extras? Or even a hotel spa that looks legit but provides extras?

Same question for Phuket (except a short taxi ride). Staying at Banyan Tree which is almost an hour by taxi to walking street.

TIA!

[Werqweq]

Was walking down Soi Cowboy last night about 10 PM. As I was going past Midnite go-go bar, a girl from the line of girls standing in front of it came me and grabbed my arm, saying "Come take a look inside". I said to her "Arab bar". She immediately let go of my arm and returned to where the other girls were. Seems if they see you know the reputation of "Arab bars" they will just give up and let you go. Never tried that before but will use it again if necessary.

LOL, that's funny. But yeah, stay away from those bars. They had a bad reputation in 2007 or 2008 already, which was the first time I went to Soi Cowboy, armed with a list of the bars to avoid.

The list from Allover was this: '"Deja Vu, Kiss, Midnite, Rio, Spice Girls are owned by the "Arab". These are located on Soi Cowboy. ".

[Werqweq]

. However, the pricing won't be the same as Fiw Fans. That pricing however is available in Pattaya and those FLs can speak enough English and most won't care about your dick size, but if they do, it might mean paying a little extra.

To add to the above: those of use who use fiwfans will have seen that many fiwfans profiles have a line saying "big dick" will have to pay extra. I won't flatter myself by saying that "yeah, I've had to pay that charge every time", as the sad fact is that nobody has ever asked me for it. :

[UglyAzzMan]

I don't care but I will speak up for those that are afraid to.

Soi 7. 4,000. Hahaha. LOL. Hahaha.

There's good reason why it's always empty.

[Werqweq]

Ok I will reword my comment. I apologize as I was drunk at the time at Bunny bar on Soi 4 while waiting to go to Soi 7 and I was talking too straight I guess for you.

This website is for Thai customers. If you want ladies that are ok with foreigners, you can't get them easily at these prices on fiw fans. Please consider that Fiw Fans is mainly for Thai people. If you can't speak Thai and you have a big dick, expect some issues 100%. About the 500 Baht request, In my opinion, you should have paid it, as its a very small amount of money. It shows that you are a good guy and maybe the admin booker would have hooked you up next time with another girl or maybe even helped you more with this one to salvage a session out of it.

However, please remember, I gave you my answer on Fiw Fans before, but you still tried knowing what your issues might be. The key to your encounter going sour was 1 million percent your lack of Thai language. If you spoke Thai you would have been able to reason with the girl in Thai and had your session with her. For your second session, that obviously was not good as well most likely due to your language issues and the girl having little to no experience with foreigners. About your review, no Thai man will read it or care about it, so it was a complete waste of your time. That review was actually about your encounter after the first one. You said it was deleted so I guess that session had issues as well. Better use TF and Thermae in Bangkok if you want freelancers. However, the pricing won't be the same as Fiw Fans. That pricing however is available in Pattaya and those FLs can speak enough English and most won't care about your dick size, but if they do, it might mean paying a little extra.

Too straight for me? It was not I who complained or deleted whatever you said, but perhaps you should have taken the hint when the admin deleted it as nonse, rather than presumably trying to repost the same now in a different format.
Also, I can't remember you giving me any answer, and have no idea what the question would be. I can't see any reason to ask you really, as you don't seem to be all that clued in about fiwfans, in all honesty.

In 50 fiwfans encounters that is the only time "big dick" was an issue. The "big dick" girl did not speak a word of English so the whole conversation, what little there was, was in Thai. There was no reasoning with her. I made a few attempts to say it would not be a problem, we'd go slow and easy, blah-blah, but I'm hardly going to spend half an hour begging her to let me fuck her.

Also, in those 50 encounters, I've not met one girl who were not ok with me as a foreigner. Surprised? Yes, sometimes. Not ok? Never. This girl was also fine in the beginning (I liked her, and we joked around), but I'm guessing I was the first average sized western dick she'd seen, and she kind of freaked out a bit or something. Being foreigner was not an issue. Language barrier was not an issue.

I'm not sure what you would know about what a Thai man will read or care about either.

Unfortunately in addition to heavily photoshopping all girls, fiwfans does not want honest reviews either. That's why all reviews we see are beating around the Bush in order to avoid being deleted. Basically anything less than 10/10 in the various categories is a warning sign. I however do try to give a somewhat honest review (some of my reviews get posted, some deleted), and maybe it can help someone, thai or farang.

Your whole post makes me wonder if you have even used fiwfans, as in 50 visits, until this one, I've never had any of the issues you say I should 100% expect.

And paying her 500 baht for the privilege of seeing her naked before getting kicked out? I suggest you look up the difference between "yai dee" and "kwai". Foreigners competing with other foreigners here about who can become the "most thai" often mistake the first for the second during their efforts.