Bangkok Reports

[Gabacho]

They have the bum gun all over Brazil and I have them in my house in the States as well.

Here's my set up here in my airbnb in Pattaya. It's my first time ever seeing one of these. The girls all use it to clean themselves after our sessions.

Also it's come in handy when I run out of toilet paper too.

Maybe I'll get one installed in my apartment in Medellin when I get back down there.

Gabacho.

[Nyezhov]

Best thing ever. Installed it at my home in Europe also.

Sadly a lot of "up-scale / want to-be up-scale" hotels and places in Thailand have converted to the western style toilets without water for cleaning, but tissue instead.

A few are fortunately combining it with the more Hi-tech Japanese toilets though, which are even better (though very pricey).

The first time I ever had one of those Japanese toilets in a room, I grabbed a good book and a hot dog and relaxed for a while.

[Werqweq]

They have the bum gun all over Brazil and I have them in my house in the States as well.

Best thing ever. Installed it at my home in Europe also.

Sadly a lot of "up-scale / want to-be up-scale" hotels and places in Thailand have converted to the western style toilets without water for cleaning, but tissue instead.

A few are fortunately combining it with the more Hi-tech Japanese toilets though, which are even better (though very pricey).

[Nyezhov]

Bun Bun 1. BunBun 2. Hahaha.

Apparently old Nana Plaza short time rooms have been converted to above.

Anyone been?

Dated info per Stickman Jan 2024.

I thought the short time rooms have been gone for a long while.

[UglyAzzMan]

Bun Bun 1. BunBun 2. Hahaha.

Apparently old Nana Plaza short time rooms have been converted to above.

Anyone been?

Dated info per Stickman Jan 2024.

[Allover]

I want to mention Smile BKK as I haven't heard anybody comment about it lately. It's in an alley just off Soi 16, about 10 meters from the more popular Duangporn Haven Massage. I visited Smile BKK a few days ago and had a great time. My girl was Sandy and her service was excellent. It's pricey but I found the selection to be very good and worth the price premium. I paid B1600 for a bbj which included a bath and decent massage. It's mainly a full service shop but I don't recall those rates. I would guess about B2200. They hand you a rate card with all the prices. And most important is you get a live lineup. They had about 10 girls on a Wednesday afternoon at 5 pm. When looking for a BJ place it is very convenient to check out Duangporn and Smile BKK as they are almost right next to each other.

www.smilebangkak.com (And I realize they missed Bangkok).

[Mr Enternational]

Yes I have noticed that the toilets here all have a sprayer hose connected to them.

They have the bum gun all over Brazil and I have them in my house in the States as well.

[SexIsLove]

Is that what it is for? I thought it was a drinking fountain.

Haha sometimes you really crack me up 😀.

[Werqweq]

I choose Dao. She looked like a 7.5 or 8 in her pictures, slim and in her early twenties, but in reality she was a 7 in her late twenties, or maybe even early thirties, and a few pounds heavier. And she had some tattoos that were not in the pictures, LOL. So next time I think I will ask for a line up of the girls.

You will not get a lineup. Can only choose from screen.

FWIW, one time or another I asked the receptionist (not that ogre I've mentioned before) what if the girl does not look like the photo and I don't want her?

Answer I got was "can change, one time only. " Not tried this in practice however.

[Nyezhov]

Yes I have noticed that the toilets here all have a sprayer hose connected to them.

Is that what it is for? I thought it was a drinking fountain.

[Gabacho]

I think she used the hose to clean her pussy. That's what many girls do.

Yes I have noticed that the toilets here all have a sprayer hose connected to them.

[Mogwai]

After a two hour Thai massage (HJ offered, but no BJ unfortunately), I coincidentally passed by 7-heaven some hours ago on my way back, and I don't know wtf management does not fire whoever was sitting in the reception this evening. I didn't recognize her face, but once she started talking, I remembered this is the same cun.t who has caused me to simply walk out more than once during the last five years due to her rude and "I don't give a fuck" attitude to whatever question you might ask.

I went to 7-heaven as well, a couple of weeks ago, and the lady at the reception was very friendly, so apparently it was another one.
It was my first time at this place. She handed me a notebook with pictures of all the girls, and I choose Dao. She looked like a 7.5 or 8 in her pictures, slim and in her early twenties, but in reality she was a 7 in her late twenties, or maybe even early thirties, and a few pounds heavier. And she had some tattoos that were not in the pictures, LOL. So next time I think I will ask for a line up of the girls.
Nevertheless she looked good, had nice tits and a delicious firm ass, and she gave me an amazingly subtle blowjob. It was one of those rare times that a girl in a BJ bar did not just go up and down all the time, in a monotonous manner, to get the job done.
So within 5 minutes or so, I already blew my load in her mouth. Although I admit that I was horny as hell, because I had just arrived that afternoon. Once my dick realizes we're back in Thailand, he can't hold back.
The damage was 1300 baht, plus 100 baht tip. https://www.7-heavenbkk.com/girls.

The next day I invited one of my regular girls in Bangkok to come to my hotel (which may sound like I have many regulars there, but in fact I have only two at the moment). To my surprise she showed up in a black and white outfit that could only be some kind of uniform. I always thought she was a full time freelancer, but now she told me she works as a medical assistant in a clinic. It was nice to get to know this girl a little bit better, because she is always a bit reserved and not very talkative. Now she opened up a little, when we chatted about her job and some other things.
I like this girl. She's a 25 yo little spinner with just an average face, but with a killer body and a pussy that feels so damn good (she has no kids). Furthermore she gives a mean blowjob, loves DATY very much, and never complains about anything. So I don't mind that she's not giving a GFE. Damage: 2000 baht for BBBJ, DATY, and BBFSCIP.

The next day I went to Pattaya. Maybe I'll write a report about my adventures there later.

About two weeks later I came back to Bangkok. I wanted to see 'my' medical assistant again, but she didn't respond to my message in Line, and didn't even read it. This has happened before, so I had a plan B, and that was Dao at 7-heaven. This time I wanted to ask her for boom-boom as well.
But when I walked down the alley towards 7-heaven, I passed two girls sitting outside in front of a 'massage' parlor, clearly aimed at Japanese and Koreans, called Princess. One of them was only average, but the other one was a solid 8. Af first I walked a bit further, but then decided to go back. The solid 8 got up from her seat and welcomed me. After some chit chat I asked if she could give me a 'massage'. She looked surprised but immediately said yes, with a big smile.
We went inside and there were two Japanese or Korean men sitting on a couch with a mamasan, studying the 'menu', with two girls sitting on another couch in front of them. I had to wait on another couch on the side until they had made a decision, but it took them quite long. The two girls in front of them were only slightly above average and apparently not to their liking, because after a few minutes they pointed at 'my' solid 8. The mamasan said she was already taken, and I said 'sorry guys' with a big grin (loved this part).
They left empty handed, and I sat down with the mamasan. I choose one hour massage with 'special', or something like that, from the menu, after mamasan admitted that 'special' meant 'sex'. The damage was 2200 baht, IRCC, to be paid upfront.
I went upstairs with the solid 8, who said her name was Lina. Doesn't sound very Thai, but who cares. I had a nice session with her. Her massage skills were only average, and her BJ skills only slightly above average. But she was young (24) and adorable in every aspect, both physically and mentally, and a genuine sweetheart. She didn't want to give BBFS, but I expected that and didn't bother to change her mind. So I let her finish it with a BBBJ, although unfortunately she wouldn't let me come in her mouth.
Oh well, maybe next time. She was a real pleasure to be with, so I gave her 200 baht tip.

The next day I got a reply from the medical assistant. She said she had 'issues' the day before, but could meet me now. Unfortunately I was already on my way to the airport to go back home.

[Werqweq]

I think she used the hose to clean her pussy. That's what many girls do.

Yes, for sure.

[Mogwai]

She then went into the bathroom and washed herself, seemingly on the toilet. Well, whatever.

I think she used the hose to clean her pussy. That's what many girls do.

[EverythingThai]

Today I had my first non-condom sex with a fiwfans girl, though I've only very recently started to make any effort at that (and only this year started to even do condomless sex with p4p girls).

Encounter was pretty much as normal for an average fiwfans girl. Messaged her admin (in this case she's listed as working for herself, so I guess it was herself I was messaging) that I had arrived, got the room number of one of the hotels fiwfans girls seem to like to use in Ratchada, and up I went.
Girl kinda looked like a 7. 5 AI-generated model on her profile photos, but in real life looked like a decent 21 year old 7/7. 5. Slim, small, nice fair skin, medium sized (relative to Thai) boobs. Only had a few reviews, but they were positive, so worth a gamble I thought.

Confirmed with her it was 1300 to pay for the 60 minutes before handing over the money, but she answered it was 2,000. A moment of confusion on my part, then I looked up at her and saw she was making a joke. Well, that's always welcome. Gave her the money and stripped down, telling her we should shower together, but she said she had already showered (good service girl will shower with you), so I showered alone. Got out of the shower and laid down on the bed. She then went into the bathroom and washed herself, seemingly on the toilet. Well, whatever.

Came out and lay down next to me, starting with a HJ, which did not really result in much. Gently pushed her head towards my dick and she gave me a 60 second blowjob, before she stretched out for the condom. Said I'd like her to continue sucking, but she said she did not like that. Asked her if Thai guys don't like blowjobs? She answered they like, but she doesn't like. Oh well, another minus.
Most fiwfans girl are a bit like this unfortunately, though I've met a handful of exceptions as I greatly enjoy BJs, and even prefer a BBBJ to condomed sex most of the time.

Pulled her on top of me instead then to suck on her boobs for a bit, while grinding my dick against her pussy. After some minutes of that, lay her down on the back and did the same. After a while of that, sat up between her legs and pushed my dick with my hand against her pussy, up and down, and eventually gently pushing my dick against her entrance. At that point she indicated I should put on the condom, but I instead asked her if she wanted a tip.

For what it matters, I asked in Thai. I speak only a very little Thai, but enough for very basic things like this. It did not seem like she understood much English, and I'm not sure she would have understood if I had asked in English, so as someone else here who seemingly does speak Thai well said, speaking at least some very basic Thai does help.

She answered my question by asking how much, and I said 1,000. She said ok, and I started to enter. She reached for the K-Y, but I said never mind that (I don't like it), and instead very slowly and carefully entered. After fucking her for some minutes, she asked me in Thai to not cum inside her, though I did not understand what she said, so she had to indicate with her hand that she wanted me to cum on her stomach. I managed to tell to her that I have had a vasectomy, and then we were ok about that (again: why these girls are seemingly not on the pill or something similar, I cannot fathom). We continued banging in a few positions, and I made an effort at getting her to enjoy it too, but she only started warming up a bit towards the end, a minute or two before I blew into her pussy.

Rolled off her and she jumped into the shower, while I relaxed on the bed for some minutes, then went and took a shower myself when she was done. Put on my clothes, give her the 1000 baht tip with a thanks, and a sa wat de krap as out the door I went.

So service vice this was pretty much a typical fiwfans encounter as far as I am concerned, but made noteworthy for me by being able to CIP the sweet young thing. Like I said, I'd rate her as a 7 only (though a solid one), but a 21 year old, slim, non-tattooed 7. In comparison, 99% of what I see at Nana and Cowboy is 5 or less to me, and the same for the sex-shops around Sukhumvit.
Service is however rather subpar on average with the fiwfans girls I'd say, though I've had a handful of exceptions. E. g. , I recently banged "Nut" at Mango massage. "Nut" is ok looking (and her considerable charm drives her up an additional notch or two), but she's not a sweet 21 year old thing (though she's not old either. Around 25 perhaps?). Nut's service on the other hand blows what little service the typical fiwfans girl offers out of the water, Unfortunately difficult to find both in one p4 p girl (much easier to find that with regular non-p4 p girls who actually want to bang you, rather than just your wallet).

Outside this particular hotel/long-term stay (Buddy place) there is a 180 baht / hour Thai massage place that gives an above average competent Thai massage with some 25-40 year old women. The shop itself is so tiny that one can't really get anything more than a massage (well, a HJ would perhaps be possible, but even that I'm not sure about due to how small and cramped the shop is), but since I like Thai massage, and the massage here is both better and cheaper, if I have time, I usually relax with a two hour Thai massage here after banging the girl.

I've banged a handful or two different girls in this particular 2-star hotel, so I guess if I was thus inclined and had the time, I could easily book another girl at the same hotel, timed to when my massage will finish. Or you could have a bit to eat at the small on-site restaurant. I'm thinking there'd be 5-10 or other girls to choose from, or from another similar hotel a 10 minute walk away, for another 5-10 girls.

Great report. Glad it worked out for you.

I hope you didn't spread any STD's And follow up on which doctor you use in case she infected you.

I think you might be posting this in the wrong place, as nobody here cares about this comment in here. Nobody!. So, stop wasting your keyboard strokes lol.

However, they might be interested in your thoughts in this thread:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?1035-Safe-Sex-and-Sex-Related-Discussions-in-Thailand