Bangkok Reports

[Goatscrot]

It was even better 30 years ago. However, I'm still pulling girls out of there so it's no big deal.

Unfortunately I never made it to the original place at the Miami. First visit was in 99. Haven't pulled their forever a decade.

[Nyezhov]

Such a shadow of its former self. Just the most amazing place 20 years ago when the girls were interactive and would grab your unit and proposition you while you were walking around. They were aggressive and fun. Always a party every night. And they were willing to go wherever. And never more than 1 K all night. Now it's full of mediocre looking gals with their noses in the air for the most part. It's fun to go in there once a year to watch all the dudes circle round and round and to say Hi to Somchsi and the other waiters. But as far as pulling girls? I've been giving it a Miss for well over a decade.

It was even better 30 years ago. However, I'm still pulling girls out of there so it's no big deal.

[Goatscrot]

No Thermae girl is going to your hotel 6 km at night in BKK unless she's really hard up or you're really good looking. You could have rented a room upstairs. A tiny bit of reading posts on a "Thermae" search would have told you this.

Such a shadow of its former self. Just the most amazing place 20 years ago when the girls were interactive and would grab your unit and proposition you while you were walking around. They were aggressive and fun. Always a party every night. And they were willing to go wherever. And never more than 1 K all night. Now it's full of mediocre looking gals with their noses in the air for the most part. It's fun to go in there once a year to watch all the dudes circle round and round and to say Hi to Somchsi and the other waiters. But as far as pulling girls? I've been giving it a Miss for well over a decade.

[Banana Boi]

I went to Thermae yesterday, But the girls didn't want to come to hotel as it was around 6 km away. Never knew, this would also be an issue.

No Thermae girl is going to your hotel 6 km at night in BKK unless she's really hard up or you're really good looking. You could have rented a room upstairs. A tiny bit of reading posts on a "Thermae" search would have told you this.

[Avi 0018]

You are in Bangkok, the mongering capital of the world. You are not in India or in Belgium where everything is hidden or work off contacts.

There is tons tons of options to get laid, are you trying to save money that's why you asking for contacts? Or you are introvert and terrified to go out?

If you don't mine spending money, read previous threats anf go to places like Therme cafe, Nana plaza, Soi cowboy, massage centers, or at night girls standing on the streets.

You are right bro, But I was just exploring for all the good options here. I went to Thermae yesterday, But the girls didn't want to come to hotel as it was around 6 km away. Never knew, this would also be an issue.

Will def try nanaolaza and soi cowboy.

[HorseTrader]

Anyway, back to Princess massage, which seems to have the website
https://princess33sukhumvit.x.2nt.com/englishh-page/index-e.html

Nice that you have found their website. I could not find it. But unfortunately I'm getting a 403 error when I want to visit it.

I did find this: https://swanpass.com/listing/princess.
It shows the price list, and if you click on 'See all 25 photos' you will get an impression of the place. But not of all the girls working there, not by far. The girl I had, for example, is not in the pictures.

Princess and Butterfly Massage have very similar websites, perhaps designed and hosted by the same people. From my home, to avoid 403 error, you can use VPN with virtual location set to Lao. Setting virtual location to Thailand does not avoid the error. Swanpass also works, though it's not the same.

[MohdirFan82]

You are in Bangkok, the mongering capital of the world. You are not in India or in Belgium where everything is hidden or work off contacts.

There is tons tons of options to get laid, are you trying to save money that's why you asking for contacts? Or you are introvert and terrified to go out?

If you don't mine spending money, read previous threats anf go to places like Therme cafe, Nana plaza, Soi cowboy, massage centers, or at night girls standing on the streets.

Thanks bro for replying.

I'll be heading there today. Anymore suggestions?

I am staying in a hotel, would love to bring a girl in. I'll also be trying Nana plaza and Soi cowboy.

Thanks again.

[Bunky]

Just finished out 10 days in Thailand. Spent 5 days in Bangkok and 5 in Pattaya. Hoping this detailed report will be useful to others traveling out this way. I'm posting in both the Bangkok and Pattaya threads.

What a superb report! Instead of conclusory statements that this bar was "good," or that girl was "hot," Mr. Love explained his views in detail. His report was clear about pricing for all aspects of an evening out, not just the bar fine and short time price, but also extras like mandatory drinks. I also liked that he tried to summarize what I'll call "the hustle factor" in the various bars in Bangkok and Pattaya. Finally, and I can't praise him enough for this, Mr. Love's report was drafted using standard written English, it was broken up into readable paragraphs, and it was devoid of personal attacks on others.

This, gentlemen, is how it should be done. Bravo!

Bunky

[Mogwai]

Anyway, back to Princess massage, which seems to have the website
https://princess33sukhumvit.x.2nt.com/englishh-page/index-e.html

Nice that you have found their website. I could not find it. But unfortunately I'm getting a 403 error when I want to visit it.

I did find this: https://swanpass.com/listing/princess.
It shows the price list, and if you click on 'See all 25 photos' you will get an impression of the place. But not of all the girls working there, not by far. The girl I had, for example, is not in the pictures.

[Mogwai]

For any newbies, do pay particular attention to the 'weight' field on TF.

Yes, definitely! And add the 'height' field to that as well.
I always use my favorite girl in Pattaya as benchmark. She is 158 cm and 47 kg, and has the perfect body for me. Not skinny, not chubby, but just normal. A lot of the girls on TF have photoshopped pictures, or pictures from a time when they were still slim, but most of them do not lie about their height and weight. So when a girl is for example 160 cm and 55 kg, but looks slim in her pictures, I know something is not right.

[Avi 0018]

Go over to the Thermae and get laid.

Thanks bro for replying.

I'll be heading there today. Anymore suggestions?

I am staying in a hotel, would love to bring a girl in. I'll also be trying Nana plaza and Soi cowboy.

Thanks again.

[Mr Enternational]

Thermae girls don't approach you. Didn't you notice they weren't approaching other guys as well other than trying to grab you as you walk by them.

Mongers are some funny mfs. One does not want the chicks to be all over them and another thinks something is wrong if the chicks are not all over them. All expect a chick to know what they like individually.

[Banana Boi]

I was there a couple of years ago, I went in, sat down and watched all the people coming and going. Not one WG approached me. NOT ONE!

Thermae girls don't approach you. Didn't you notice they weren't approaching other guys as well other than trying to grab you as you walk by them.

Now if a Thermae girl really wants you she will come stand near or beside you. Talk to them if they interest you. Otherwise they don't want to lose their regular spot so it's all about eye contact and smiles. If you like one just walk up to her and start talking.

Tip for everyone. Be happy and smiley in Thermae. No girl wants to go with a guy who doesn't look happy or walks around with his arms crossed.

[Dinotrex]

I was there a couple of years ago, I went in, sat down and watched all the people coming and going. Not one WG approached me. NOT ONE!

Go over to the Thermae and get laid.

[Werqweq]

I was walking down sukhumvit Soi 33 in the afternoon, looking for a
legit Thai massage from a reasonable easy on the eyes woman. After one
hour of straight Thai massage, where my offer of an extra 1000 for BJ
was rejected and I was not in the mood to pay the 1500 she requested,
I tipped her my customary 100 baht and started walking back up the Soi.

My time in Thailand is nearing it's end, so I thought I'd venture out
to Nana and Cowboy in the evening, even though I've mostly left alone
the handful of times I've gone there these last two months. However,
as I was walking back up the soi, I could not help to notice it was,
in addition to regular massage places, full of sex-shops too, so after
some walking I decided to stop in on each and every one of the shops
remaining on my walk back.

Sorry to say, but I did not see anyone I liked until the last shop.
In each shop I entered I asked for girls with no baby, and no silicone,
which reduced the number of possible contenders to half or less at
all shops. The remaining were either overweight (I'd say this accounted
for more 40% of the ones remaining), too old (another 40%) or
not particularly attractive (20%).

The shops seemed to be doing good business however, as most of them
had one or two customers already inside and looking at the menus when I
entered.

The standard procedure is that you enter, and they show you the menu with
prices, asking you what course you want. I usually just cast a glimpse at
the menu, to verify the prices are the same as in other shops, and instead tell them to
show me the girls first.
This was fine in every shop except one, where the, admittedly rather attractive manager,
asked me to chose the duration first, so she could know the schedule
or something. This annoyed me a tiny bit, but I could see her point,
if this was it, that if I wanted 90 minutes, she would not show me the
girls who had a booking coming up in 60 minutes, so I told her one hour.

She then asked me to select what course I wanted, which annoyed me
slightly more, so I told her I will decide later, let me see the girls
first. She responded by politely asking me to please select what course
I wanted, for some reason or other, but at that point I just rolled my
eyes at her, put my earbuds back in, and walked out, while hearing her
say something in the background, possibly "ok, ok, come back please",
but I'm not sure.

Went inside two-three more shops after that one, including some nuru
place which *only* had BigBigWomen. I can imagine a body-to-body
massage feels better if there is some BBW on top of you, but it's
not for me, so I hastily retreated.

Last shop was one I've not seen mentioned often, but someone did mention
it very recently. It's Princess massage, down the same Soi as the
BJ-place with that horrible beast of a receptionist (7-heaven), and you
will see it on the left just before 7-heaven. From their webpage
I see they have just very recently opened, in June this year, which
is perhap the reason they have not been mentioned much.

With Princess massage there now, there is no need to enter 7-heaven
anymore and subject yourself to the horrible receptionist there.
Not all are horrible, but there is one who, if you knew Thai, you could
hear referring to a customer as "it". Even if you don't know Thai,
her attitude to customers is horrible and it's obvious she despises all of us.
She has been working there for 5+ years at least, so obviously management does not care,
or even worse, she may even be one of the owners.

Better go into Princess and pay a bit more, but be treated with at
least a minuscule of respect. At Princess you will also see the girls
in a live lineup, rather than just on a silly tablet showing heavily
photoshopped photos, as they do at 7-heaven. That is what I will
be doing from now on.

Anyway, back to Princess massage, which seems to have the website
https://princess33sukhumvit.x.2nt.com/englishh-page/index-e.html

I entered, and already from outside I got the first impression there
might be some decent looking girls here. The manager of the hour invited
me to sit down on the sofa, next to an asian dude who was putting on his
shoes and getting ready to leave. A line-up was starting to slowly form,
but I interrupted it by telling the manager that I wanted no baby and
no silicone, at which point I was left with only two girls. If you do
not care about that, I could see there were at least one or two girls
amongst the ones who left who were also pretty. Compare this with the
other 4-6 shops I stopped by and where I did not see anyone.

Fortunately one of the two babyless and siliconeless girls left standing
was rather good looking (better than anyone I've seen at Nana or Cowboy
the times I've visited the last two months I'd say), so I indicated my
victim to the manager, and told her I'd have the one hour Thai special,
which includes one shot I was informed upon asking.

Miss X is listed as 20 year old on the webpage, and I have no reason
to think she's older than that (rather, she told me she was one year
younger than that when I asked). She looks pretty much the same as the
photos on the webpage, which might indicate this shop does not photoshop
their photos much, if at all. She provided good service, but refused
BB due to her stated fear of baby. I explained I'd had a vasectomy,
but she seemed uncertain still (well, who can blame her, as anyone can
say anything). My offer of an extra 1,000 was also rejected.


So, due to my own short-comings (it seems that after I, as of 2 months
ago, started to bang p4p girls without condom also, I'm having a hard
time getting hard with a condom, pun intended. Not impossible, but not
automatic as before), I had to settle for a rather good BBBJCIM,
even though I paid for FS.

The girl did make a decent effort at getting me hard again with her
mouth, but unfortunately while she then fiddled with the condom,
my little Somchai feel asleep. This was repeated once more as I was
grinding my dick against her pussy, at which point she asked some more
about my vasectomy, and agreed to BB for an extra 2,000, but I did not
want to pay that, so instead told her to just blow me till completion
without ever entering her pussy, with or without condom.

I say the BJ was good as she could go, while not deepthroat, at least
quite deep, and she did not pull away when her mouth started filling
with the product of her labour, but rather let me finish in peace.

The rather loud and and unromantic sounds she shortly thereafter made
in the shower left little doubt what the answer to "spit or swallow"
was in this case however.

It's not listed on the webpage, but while I was paying for my girl,
another asian dude had entered and another manager woman was explaining
the menu to him. I'm pretty sure I overheard the manager explaining
that one of the courses included BJ only. If that is true, even
less reason to walk the extra 15 meters to 7-heaven.

I'd rate the BJ as good as any I received at 7-heaven, and the girl as
considerably prettier. She also informed me that there was one girl
working there who provided sex without condom. I did not ask who,
but I guess you can ask the manager yourself if you want, as it was
obviously not a secret.

After that I walked to gym, then walked to Soi 22 and again overate at
the Goji buffet at Marriot. As I exited Marriot and on my way home,
I noticed a young decent looking girl in one of the massage shops
immediately before Marriot. I had noticed her when walking down the
soi to Marriot two hours before also, and kind a hoped she would still
be sitting outside the shop. As she was, I told her I would like a 90
minute Thai massage from her, paid the 450 baht for that, and up we went.

I stripped down naked and then put on the pants and shirt, and lay down.
After a few minutes she came in and started to massage me competently, and
after a while I could hear a couple two cubicles down banging away quietly,
but I did not say anything and just kept relaxing with my eyes closed.

She was not gun shy while massaging me, but neither did she deliberately
fondle my balls as some girls do in the hopes you will pay them for
extra service, so now and then little Somchai made his presence known,
but I did not say anything and neither did she. And thus the nice Thai
massage continued. She was a rather small girl, so I was slightly
surprised at how decent her massage was.

I don't enjoy talking much during a massage, so we had only exchanged
4-5 sentences each during the 70 minutes that had now passed, and it
did not seem like she would be making any offer for extra service.
Except if the girl is unusually pretty, I almost always wait for her
to ask if I want something extra, as obviously it's a better starting
point for negotiating the price, and in 95+% of the cases, the girl/woman
will ask if it's a massage place around this area.

This girl however was apparently not going to ask me, so it seemed
I had to take matter into my own hands before time ran out. At that
point she was walking on my back and legs, so I obviously had to be
a bit careful so as to not make her fall down.

Even though we had only exchanged a few sentences in total during the 70
minutes of massage so far, with a thousand or more thai massages under my
belt I fortunately don't have much trouble gauging where the line between
"farang tries to rape innocent massage girl" headline in the next days
newspaper, and playful flirting goes, even with little communication
having passed.

So as she was walking on the back of my legs and with 20 minutes of the
session left, I gently turned around and pulled her down to me on the
mattress. After a handful of "what?", "what?"s from her, I rolled her
over on her back and started to grind my hard dick against her pussy while
we were still clothed, also fondling her breasts and eventually trying
to get me hands on her breasts under her bra, and with her pushing my
hands away.

I would not recommend doing this unless you are pretty sure about
your own ability to gauge things, as it could backfire in an ugly way,
even if perhaps not newspaper worthy. Rather I'd strongly advice against
doing what I did above. Much better and safer is to just very slowly and
gently, lead her hand to your dick while she's massaging in that area.
If she does not want to provide any extra services, she will politely
indicate so there and then, and you should not do anything more than
enjoy the massage the rest of the time.

Anyway, we talked a little bit more at this point, with her asking me
my age, and me asking her her age. I'm pretty good at guessing Thai
girls age, but she had turned down the light and I could not see clearly,
so when she asked me to guess, my guess of 23-24 slightly offended her,
as she was only 20.

At this point I was thinking I'm just going to bang her without asking
about the price, even though it means I will have to later give her 2,000
(going rate more or less) rather than the 1,000 I usually negotiate in
advance, so I started to pull of her small shorts, but she stopped me.

I offered her an extra 1,000 tip. She declined and said 2,000, I offered
1,500, but she declined that too, so I said ok, 2,000. She then asked me
to give her the money, but I said I would give her the money afterwards.

After that I pulled off her shorts with underwear, and she asked about condom, but I
said I did not want. She worried about baby, but I told her I'd had
a vasectomy, and after confirming that a few times, she let me enter.
Banged her quietly for the 15 minutes remaining, as somebody was again
entering a cubicle two spots further down, and out of my normal politeness
making an effort at having her enjoy it too. Enough for her having
to cover her mouth with her hand for the last 5 minutes or so, though
I'm pretty sure she did not cum.

After finishing in her pussy, she asked me if I wanted to take a shower,
but I told her I'd take one when I get home instead. When getting
dressed, at first she could not find her shorts and underwear, and I
joked that I had thrown them outside the cubicle in the heat of the
moment. As she still could not find them, I repeated the joke a few
times, until she in the end turned on the light and could find them.

Asked her before leaving if she had line (messaging app used here), which
she had, so she added me to her line app and messaged me a "hi" so I would
have her contact too, and a "good night" later on. I'll probably invite
her over one of the few nights I have remaining here in Bangkok for a
Thai massage at my airbnb as she's young, decent looking (a 7 I guess?
Better than anyone but a handful I've seen at Nana/Soi Cowboy), gives
good massage, playful, and has a nice tight pussy.