Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Pimpampoumpipo]

When someone does not understand their own posts LOL.

Excuse me, I have a life after ISG (unlike you apparently) and I have other priorities than answering your bullshits.

Otherwise, how are you ? Are you still bored ?

You know what you remind me of ? Those old double-sided sticky plasters that we can't get rid of. Straight to the trash.

[SubCmdr]

This is Puzzling. Losing money can't be considered Laundry. Might as well give money away.

Losing money is considered a fee or cost of doing business to turn the dirty money into clean money.

If you actually had any money you would know that you cannot move money without a fee. The fee is going to hire if your are engaged and an illegal activity (Money Laundering) because your downside risk is much higher. But so are your rewards are so much higher.

Now run along you little duffle bag boy and watch you YouTube videos. I need to read some more reports like that from someone who cannot even get back into the country. Can you write a report about the prostitutes that you hire? Can you do that? After all that is what the Pattaya Reports and Bangkok Reports threads are for. You handle shouldn't even be in either of them. I have seen a report you have written under this last iteration of your handle.

[UglyAzzMan]

I would have gone with the money laundering angle, except that many bars go BK. Money launderers don't care about losing money.

This is Puzzling. Losing money can't be considered Laundry. Might as well give money away.

[UglyAzzMan]

Not really sure where you were going with this when you posted it in the Medellin Rant thread. But it looks like a Man Law violation to me. Are you trying to say that because I pay 30 USD for short time that I am getting ripped off because you pay 30 USD for long time? I do not know that many girls that are going to take 15 USD for short time. Look they have the same expenses to come see me for short time as they do to come see you for long time. I am not going to pick a girl up on my motorbike. My time is way to valuable for that.

If any of my ISG Brothers (who are not talking shit about me) are routinely paying 15 USD for short time. Can you let me know how you are doing that? Over a year of hiring prostitutes here in Pattaya and I have only a few outliers. 500,600, 800 THB. Everyone falls into the 1000 - 2000 not including beer (in room) or Lady Drinks (in beer bars, Agogos or Gentleman's Clubs).

It has been said many times that you do not pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave. Since I do not like long time I guess I pay a premium for the girl to operate on my schedule. If Long Time 8 hours. How much of that long time is spent actually fucking opposed to sleeping? Now, If you like to fuck first thing in the morning and you get that morning nut out of her for a 2 nut night then your cost per orgasm (CPO) is indeed 15 USD and you are getting your nuts at half price compared to me. But I am not hating. I do not want to sleep next to strangers. I've got ATF for that. I know her. I can sleep peacefully without worries. 30 USD a nut is fine for me. And represents and excellent value in my book.

Mr E is special. He gets Pin up models to clean his room too.

[Mr Enternational]

Not really sure where you were going with this when you posted it in the Medellin Rant thread. But it looks like a Man Law violation to me. Are you trying to say that because I pay 30 USD for short time that I am getting ripped off because you pay 30 USD for long time?

That post was posted as well as meant for the Medellin thread in response to a board member that said if someone pays a girl less than him and his friends pay girls then the people paying girls less are paying girls that are subpar to the ones him and his friends are paying.

I merely showed an example of where me and some of my friends have fucked the same chicks, however my friends have paid double for short time as I have paid the same girls for longtime. Therefore, his entire premise was ignorant and stupid because amount paid obviously had nothing to with how the girls looked, but what each party negotiated.

So the subject of my post was actually dealing with looks of the hooker in relation to amount paid, not any so-called man laws.

[Explorer8939]

Either that or the guy wants to keep the business for a work permit and visa. Alas, most bars are run as a sole proprietorships under a Thai person's name, so I am inclined to believe the money laundering thing. One other reason is the guy could just be keeping the bar to show his status as a business owner. I know many bar owners like that.

I would have gone with the money laundering angle, except that many bars go BK. Money launderers don't care about losing money.

[EverythingThai]

Money Laundering!

I have a friend that spent his entire career in law enforcement as a criminal investigator. One of his assignments was to investigate money laundering. A bar (cash business) is the perfect structure run dirty money through and turn it into clean money.

You have your legitimate expenses which you pay as the cost of doing business. Then you inflate your invoices and receipts in such away the allows you to run the dirty money through the system and have it come out as clean money. If you don't want to pay taxes you simply make sure that the business is barely breaking even.

The individuals running the business and working for the business do not even have to know what is happening behind the scenes. All they know is that the business may or may not be making money. If you have a money person that handles everything for the business not even the manager knows the true numbers overall. They just know what is happening with the business. Everybody is getting paid. They are keeping their mouth shut. Problems in the bar, send a fixer. Everybody comes correct when they see how good your fixer is at performing maintenance (wink, wink).

Either that or the guy wants to keep the business for a work permit and visa. Alas, most bars are run as a sole proprietorships under a Thai person's name, so I am inclined to believe the money laundering thing. One other reason is the guy could just be keeping the bar to show his status as a business owner. I know many bar owners like that.

[SubCmdr]

I have friends in Thailand that have fucked the same chicks that I have. Found out that for some reason my friends give them $60 for short time while I give them $30 for long time. I guess during the day when they go for short time they are the hottest chicks, but at night when they come to my place for long time they are fat ugly drugged out street girls with diseases.

Not really sure where you were going with this when you posted it in the Medellin Rant thread. But it looks like a Man Law violation to me. Are you trying to say that because I pay 30 USD for short time that I am getting ripped off because you pay 30 USD for long time? I do not know that many girls that are going to take 15 USD for short time. Look they have the same expenses to come see me for short time as they do to come see you for long time. I am not going to pick a girl up on my motorbike. My time is way to valuable for that.

If any of my ISG Brothers (who are not talking shit about me) are routinely paying 15 USD for short time. Can you let me know how you are doing that? Over a year of hiring prostitutes here in Pattaya and I have only a few outliers. 500,600, 800 THB. Everyone falls into the 1000 - 2000 not including beer (in room) or Lady Drinks (in beer bars, Agogos or Gentleman's Clubs).

It has been said many times that you do not pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave. Since I do not like long time I guess I pay a premium for the girl to operate on my schedule. If Long Time 8 hours. How much of that long time is spent actually fucking opposed to sleeping? Now, If you like to fuck first thing in the morning and you get that morning nut out of her for a 2 nut night then your cost per orgasm (CPO) is indeed 15 USD and you are getting your nuts at half price compared to me. But I am not hating. I do not want to sleep next to strangers. I've got ATF for that. I know her. I can sleep peacefully without worries. 30 USD a nut is fine for me. And represents and excellent value in my book.

[UglyAzzMan]

Just how Naive I am.

Zondo41 streamer has a pal Bimbesh. Bimbesh goes on a bender, drinking for 3 days in Pappaya. $3,000 spent and loses his financial phone. 2 factor authentication purposes. Bimbesh has NO funds goes to Zondo41 and Zondo41 pays his way till Bimbo works things out.

WTF is wrong with you SexPests. Hahaha.

$3,000 is 600 drinks. Oh Lord.

[EverythingThai]

There are so many Everything Thai posts that I don't know which one to answer anymore. Actually I haven't read them, please give me a summary for tomorrow.

Sorry I'm going to bed now I'm going to read in my bed.

I can't wait to read your next post.

See you tomorrow.

Have beautiful dreams.

Keep your long and uninteresting thoughts to yourself. You're wasting your time I don't read them, they bore me.

When someone does not understand their own posts LOL.

[UglyAzzMan]

This is the kind of Uzbek girls you'll find in the Indian clubs in Pattaya.

10 K bahts if you're interrested.

I find it hard to believe she is getting 10 k regularly from our PaJeet brothers.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

My rant for the day. Hmmmmmmm

There are so many Everything Thai posts that I don't know which one to answer anymore. Actually I haven't read them, please give me a summary for tomorrow.

Sorry I'm going to bed now I'm going to read in my bed.

I can't wait to read your next post.

See you tomorrow.

Have beautiful dreams.

[EverythingThai]

Keep your long and uninteresting thoughts to yourself. You're wasting your time I don't read them, they bore me.

My rant for the day. Hmmmmmmm

[EverythingThai]

The final act of Mr. Clean's saga came with the bizarre antics of his latest persona, Mr. Pimp. Despite the bombastic rants and self-proclaimed expertise on how to "fix" the bar scene, or self proclaimed medical advice about safe sex, Mr. Pimp couldn't help but fixate on one thing: the King, the best and most respected forum member, the one Mr. Clean had always claimed to ignore.

Although Mr. Clean had made it clear he "never reads" the King's posts, Mr. Pimp would inexplicably drop random, nonsensical comments about him. In one post, Mr. Pimp rambled about how "the King must be missing one of the Pimp’s personas," or how "the King seems lost without his usual crew. " The comments made no sense and were often out of context, leaving other forum members scratching their heads.

"How does Mr. Pimp even know what the King is up to if he never reads his posts?" one user asked in a thread. It was the final nail in the coffin. Everyone realized what had been obvious all alongMr. Clean, Max, and Mr. Pimp were obsessed with the King and his stories, despite all their claims of superiority or indifference.

It was as if Mr. Pimp's mask had slipped for good. In his desperation to undermine the King, he had unintentionally exposed the truth: hes been following the King's posts religiously the entire time, obsessing over every detail, desperately trying to compete with someone he could never measure up to.

The forum, once a stage for Mr. Clean's hypocritical sermons and Max's penny-pinching crusades, now saw Mr. Pimp for what he really was, a bitter man, lost in his own delusions, endlessly chasing shadows of those he envied most.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Part 2:

Unbeknownst to the members of the forum, Mr. Clean had a second identityone....

You see him everywhere.

Don't defend yourself, everyone knows you love him <3 . Because you often talk about him in your long posts. I've seen several of them and probably not all of them.

Do you also dream about him in your sleep?