Bangkok Reports

[Amadeuss]

Tara Massage (Charoen Krung road) is 30 min from the airport. It's a full "entertainment complex," like Black Caviar.

Charoen Krung road, it takes about 2 hours from the airport. Or is there another raod with the same name near the airport?

[Thampi62]

Visited Thermae two weeks back in a Saturday night. Was shocked to see more than 100 FLs in the basement. Most of them are good looking too. Talked with few of them and all friendly to move to short time rooms above. How is Rumchitt Plza for staying couple of days? Or it exclusively acting as a ST room? My plan is to stay there in my next visit and take ladies for LT. I prefer it.

Expecting response from any mongers who stayed more days in Rumchitt Plazza.

Regards.

[Allover]

Why do you say they're unavailable to westerners?

That soi is well known to cater only to Japanese and Korean men. A mamasan in a smaller establishment reached out to me once but I didn't follow up. There are some beauties visible on the soi as most of the girls sit outside.

[BbqMushrooms]

And a walk down Soi Thaniya is interesting. Tons of girls outside that are unavailable to Westerners.

Why do you say they're unavailable to westerners?

[FernandoAlonso]

Was in Bangkok for 48 hours. It was my first time there, so figured my report may help other newbies.

My first night I went to Wonder Massage. I had looked at pics of the girls beforehand (they are on Telegram and Line), and the pic of the girl I took (Micky) was accurate. I loved being able to pick from a lineup of girls, though there were really only 2-3 I found attractive. I chose a 1-HR Nuru session (1 pop) which included a soapy bath beforehand, for 3000 THB. I thought the soapy beforehand was an amazing and unique experience! DFK, HJ, BBBJ, and CFS was available, and I finished with CIM.

I went to Soi Cowboy afterward, and while it was fun the scene wasn't for me. Tried walking to other recommended massage parlors but got caught in a downpour and gave up. (See more below.).

The next afternoon I checked out the lineups at several massage parlors (including Wonder Massage again) looking for someone attractive. I'm guessing the selection gets better the later it gets, but I was extremely disappointed and by 6 pm gave up. After a quick dinner, I went to La Belle where they have a "fishbowl" that allows you to check out the girls while you enjoy a beer. There were girls in different price ranges (though only a few at the lower ranges), and eventually I settled on a cute girl for 4500 THB for a 90-min session with 2 pops. The session again included an amazing soapy bath after which we moved to a bed for DFK, BBBJ, and CIM. Had another great time, though was disappointed that the girl didn't manage the time properly and I only got 1 pop in. (Maybe it was partly my fault since I spent some time getting her to O.).

Afterward I checked out Nana Plaza. Definitely worth seeing, and lots of good looking girls (much better than I was seeing at the massage parlors) but I didn't think it was great value. I was quoted 5000 THB (4000 + 1000 barfine) for 1 HR, and that didn't include the cost of the hotel (she was not willing to walk 10 minutes to my hotel) or the drinks. One thing I would add is that I thought several of the clubs had beautiful girls; I didn't find the girls in Billboard or Butterflies significantly more attractive than anywhere else (though there were more to choose from), and the hottest girl I had a drink with was at Lollipop. Didn't leave with anyone.

I ended up picking up two girls on the street for a 1-hour duo back at my hotel for 3000 THB each. A much better deal! Though I should say that I found the service lacking compared to my soapy experiences where the girls really wanted to please.

Overall, I would say things took much more planning than I expected. It takes time to go from place to place, especially if you want to go outside the core area to places like La Belle (where it took forever to get a taxi back) or Tulip (which I did not make it to), and especially if it is raining (which it probably will). I loved the soapies, but for me looks are a big part of it and I was disappointed with what was on offer. My advice is to do some advanced research (using Line) to see lineups in advance, and consider scheduling a particular girl if you find her attractive. Nana can be great if you're willing to invest the time, though I question how good the service would be. (I got the impression the girls want the turnaround time to be as fast as possible.).

JK,

Thanks for taking the time and your valuable info. A few things from my experience: Bangkok is a big city and yes, getting around takes time. Best options are the BTs and MRT provided they cover the area. La Belle is besides Petchaburi Station (MRT and AirPort Express) for example. 1 MRT stop south and you are on the Skytrain that covers much of Sukhumvit. Best is during the rain most of the walkways are covered. Motorbike taxis are another option, use Bolt or grab and make sure you have a good life insurance policy. 3000 each for a Sukhumvit SW is overpaying, it used to be 1000 now you need bargain harder but I would never pay more than 2 k unless she is Julia Roberts. Happy you enjoyed your time and hope you make it back for more fun.

FA.

[UglyAzzMan]

For sure the atmosphere of Patpong isn't vibrant like Nana Plaza. In fact it is quiet and almost depressing compared to it's heyday. But there are girls there worth checking out. And a walk down Soi Thaniya is interesting. Tons of girls outside that are unavailable to Westerners.

It's nice you have time to check out other posters credibility.

To his Credit he posted photos.

You can be the first to give a Thumb up of Thumbs down. Do it Bro.

Would you Swipe left or right.

I can't help it. Hahaha. That 3rd one is what I think the DUD goes for.

I do like the nipple on the 4th one.

[Nyezhov]

You speak of credibility UglyAzzMan.

I'll let the photos do the talking for me.

I had tried to load them before but they aren't there, hopefully this time.

First two are BadaBing, third is Radio City, fourth is last week at KingCastle.

Nothing special.

[EverythingThai]

You speak of credibility UglyAzzMan.

I'll let the photos do the talking for me.

I had tried to load them before but they aren't there, hopefully this time.

First two are BadaBing, third is Radio City, fourth is last week at KingCastle.

I think my return here has just been cemented in stone thanks to you. Love it!

[Mooris7]

You speak of credibility UglyAzzMan.

I'll let the photos do the talking for me.

I had tried to load them before but they aren't there, hopefully this time.

First two are BadaBing, third is Radio City, fourth is last week at KingCastle.

I can confirm that Patpong is as good as you say. It's just so easy to forget about. We always think of Nana, Soi Cowboy, and Soi 7. I have been there in the past and always found great ladies there. Your posts have reminded me.

[Allover]

I'm not hating on Patpong.

Poster just posted there are lack of customers. I wonder why.

No harm in going. I might go just to see the Credibility of poster.

For sure the atmosphere of Patpong isn't vibrant like Nana Plaza. In fact it is quiet and almost depressing compared to it's heyday. But there are girls there worth checking out. And a walk down Soi Thaniya is interesting. Tons of girls outside that are unavailable to Westerners.

It's nice you have time to check out other posters credibility.

[Nyezhov]

I like the machines down in Thermae.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I'm not hating on Patpong.

Poster just posted there are lack of customers. I wonder why.

No harm in going. I might go just to see the Credibility of poster.

There's a mid level place that serves decent bbq.

You speak of credibility UglyAzzMan.

I'll let the photos do the talking for me.

I had tried to load them before but they aren't there, hopefully this time.

First two are BadaBing, third is Radio City, fourth is last week at KingCastle.

[Jkass470]

Was in Bangkok for 48 hours. It was my first time there, so figured my report may help other newbies.

My first night I went to Wonder Massage. I had looked at pics of the girls beforehand (they are on Telegram and Line), and the pic of the girl I took (Micky) was accurate. I loved being able to pick from a lineup of girls, though there were really only 2-3 I found attractive. I chose a 1-HR Nuru session (1 pop) which included a soapy bath beforehand, for 3000 THB. I thought the soapy beforehand was an amazing and unique experience! DFK, HJ, BBBJ, and CFS was available, and I finished with CIM.

I went to Soi Cowboy afterward, and while it was fun the scene wasn't for me. Tried walking to other recommended massage parlors but got caught in a downpour and gave up. (See more below.).

The next afternoon I checked out the lineups at several massage parlors (including Wonder Massage again) looking for someone attractive. I'm guessing the selection gets better the later it gets, but I was extremely disappointed and by 6 pm gave up. After a quick dinner, I went to La Belle where they have a "fishbowl" that allows you to check out the girls while you enjoy a beer. There were girls in different price ranges (though only a few at the lower ranges), and eventually I settled on a cute girl for 4500 THB for a 90-min session with 2 pops. The session again included an amazing soapy bath after which we moved to a bed for DFK, BBBJ, and CIM. Had another great time, though was disappointed that the girl didn't manage the time properly and I only got 1 pop in. (Maybe it was partly my fault since I spent some time getting her to O.).

Afterward I checked out Nana Plaza. Definitely worth seeing, and lots of good looking girls (much better than I was seeing at the massage parlors) but I didn't think it was great value. I was quoted 5000 THB (4000 + 1000 barfine) for 1 HR, and that didn't include the cost of the hotel (she was not willing to walk 10 minutes to my hotel) or the drinks. One thing I would add is that I thought several of the clubs had beautiful girls; I didn't find the girls in Billboard or Butterflies significantly more attractive than anywhere else (though there were more to choose from), and the hottest girl I had a drink with was at Lollipop. Didn't leave with anyone.

I ended up picking up two girls on the street for a 1-hour duo back at my hotel for 3000 THB each. A much better deal! Though I should say that I found the service lacking compared to my soapy experiences where the girls really wanted to please.

Overall, I would say things took much more planning than I expected. It takes time to go from place to place, especially if you want to go outside the core area to places like La Belle (where it took forever to get a taxi back) or Tulip (which I did not make it to), and especially if it is raining (which it probably will). I loved the soapies, but for me looks are a big part of it and I was disappointed with what was on offer. My advice is to do some advanced research (using Line) to see lineups in advance, and consider scheduling a particular girl if you find her attractive. Nana can be great if you're willing to invest the time, though I question how good the service would be. (I got the impression the girls want the turnaround time to be as fast as possible.).

[Sychip1]

Virgin Active is by far the best chain in Bangkok. I switched from Jetts about a year ago, but I think it is overkill for a visitor, especially if one isn't interested in classes like hiit, yoga, and pilates reformer. Their shortest term is 4 months and that is well over a hundred US month. Jetts Black at Rama IV will also be more expensive then the regular Jetts at Asoke, although it is definitely a better gym.

I disagree, I've been weight training for 25 years and I prefer machines now. After so long it gets tiring / boring doing the same barbell exercises.

Ambassador hotel has an old school but decent gym, so has Prince Palace hotel. Muu Bangkok and So / Bangkok if your budget is slightly higher.

[Goatscrot]

At the risk of sounding elitist, nobody who prefers machines over free weight would know what constitutes a decent gym either, so I suspect you cannot have looked very hard.

I'll second the recommendation for Jetts at Asoke due to location and price mostly, though I've never tried the treadmills there so not sure of their quality (I prefer to run outside in the nearby park). Much better is the Jetts on the other side of Benjakitti park, in the small shopping mall there next to the big hospital. There's an MRT stop nearby and you can connect via the BTS on e. G. Asoke (just one stop down from Asoke).

If money is no consideration, the gym at the top floor of Emquartier at Phrom Phong, Virgin Active, is probably one of the best you can find in Bangkok (or anywhere else for that matter). It's too expensive as a short-term membership for me though. Virgin Active also has other locations in Bangkok which I suspect are good too.

Most hotel gyms are pretty poor, but one of the better hotel gyms I've seen is the gym in the Marriot on Sukhumvit 22, right next to the new Emsphere shopping mall. It also has squash courts you can use as an excuse to meet more sporty girls at your hotel for the first date.

Virgin Active is by far the best chain in Bangkok. I switched from Jetts about a year ago, but I think it is overkill for a visitor, especially if one isn't interested in classes like hiit, yoga, and pilates reformer. Their shortest term is 4 months and that is well over a hundred US month. Jetts Black at Rama IV will also be more expensive then the regular Jetts at Asoke, although it is definitely a better gym.