Pattaya Reports

[Gabacho]

Wow. Why aren't you in the Guinness book?

Next time someone writes about fucking 6 girls every day, each for at least 4 hours of course.

4 x 6 are 24 hours. Of course he doesn't sleep for 3 weeks until he flies back home.

And when he gets back home he writes that he fucked 7 girls every day, each for 5 hours. LOL.

What the hell are you talking about? I do ST most my sessions were about 45 mins to an hour. The longer ones were about 90 mins tops. I never fuck for 6 hours.

[SoberHans69]

It seems the Nightwish group have introduced a new policy to their Soi 6 bars which some might like and others won't.

I went to three the other day (Repent, Toy Box and I think Poison but could have been another bar) and in each of them the manager or mamasan rings a bell or shouts the girls over for them to all stand in front of you and asks you to pick one. I just wanted to relax as I had already had a session elsewhere and told them I might take one later.

Can see this making some people uncomfortable but others might like it if they are shy, what do you all think?

Personally I think it would be better if they asked you first if you wanted one and then it would suit everyone but TIT.

[EverythingThai]

Wow, you should be in the Guinness Book of Records. Even Larry Holmes, Long Dong Silver and Ron Jeremy couldn't do that together during this time.

'However, there is no other topic about which men lie to each other more than when it comes to sex. Everyone has the longest, everyone can do the longest, everyone has at least 5 girls a day, etc.

LOL.

Any reports from you? I thought not. Let me educate you.

15 years ago, I arrived in Thailand for the first time and spent two weeks in Bangkok and two weeks in Pattaya before starting work. I fucked 2 girls everyday straight without taking one day off. I could have done 3 per day, but my routine was 1ST and 1 LT. Then 3 months during my mid life crisis at 50, that was 4 years ago, I fucked 4 girls per day on a 30 day Pattaya mayhem tour. I did not finish with every girl sometimes, but I fucked each one. Pattaya is a big candy store, especially for a newbie or a once per year holiday man with a year of spent up jizz waiting to be released after a year of no sex. Can you please contribute something of use. Thanks in advance for your concern, but I don't think anyone cares.

[Turgid]

Wow, you should be in the Guinness Book of Records. Even Larry Holmes, Long Dong Silver and Ron Jeremy couldn't do that together during this time.

'However, there is no other topic about which men lie to each other more than when it comes to sex. Everyone has the longest, everyone can do the longest, everyone has at least 5 girls a day, etc.

LOL.

You need to ask him whether he discharged in all.

[Feelz Good]

Awesome. What a wingman I got! LOL.

Include in your travel bag about four or five top quality women's personal shavers. The ones that have four or five blades. When she comes to your room, take her hand go over to the shower and hand her one of these with some conditioning soap and have her put on a show for you. It can be great foreplay, watching a woman shave her pussy. I prefer shaved and will ask them to shave. LOL.

[Shoam]

Is there any bar or club in Pattaya similar to the FKK clubs in Germany?

[Rajnath]

Include in your travel bag about four or five top quality women's personal shavers. The ones that have four or five blades. When she comes to your room, take her hand go over to the shower and hand her one of these with some conditioning soap and have her put on a show for you. It can be great foreplay, watching a woman shave her pussy. I prefer shaved and will ask them to shave. LOL.

I read that shaving or trimming a few days before mongering increases STD risk due to microtears. The risk must be especially worse if you or your lady trim hair right before the deed?

[MadDin19]

I was averaging between 2 and 3 girls on most days some days were only 1 though. At the beginning of the trip in August I was doing 3 a day constantly for a while. Then it slowed down to 2 a day usually one in morning and one in the evening. I don't have any reason to lie, but whether or not you chose to believe me or think lying that's up to you. You okay? Lmao.

Wow. Why aren't you in the Guinness book?

Next time someone writes about fucking 6 girls every day, each for at least 4 hours of course.

4 x 6 are 24 hours. Of course he doesn't sleep for 3 weeks until he flies back home.

And when he gets back home he writes that he fucked 7 girls every day, each for 5 hours. LOL.

[MadDin19]

I think you mean John Holmes. Larry Holmes was a boxer.

Yes, you are right. Sorry, John big dig of cause.

[MadDin19]

Why put shit on him Ronald McD?

I have a friend who has been living in Jomtein for a few months now and also actively trawls through and takes TF girls.
He would be averaging probably around 2. 5 girls a day easily.

Of course he says that to you. But the question is how much of it is boasting and how much of it is reality. And how much of that do you believe?

I stand by this: There is no topic where men lie to each other more than when it comes to sex.

[Banana Boi]

At the end of a hopeless night, almost closure time, he finally finds in a Walking Street gogo the one girl he finally likes. And to me, she had a horse face, a flat ass and a terrible misaligned boob job.

Lucky for the girls we all have different taste. When I was younger I used to think anyone who didn't like the same girls as me had bad taste. Now I've matured and no longer think that. I used to give Syzygies a heart attack with all my girls with a nose job. He only wanted the natural Thai look.

[Paolo99]

I walk Soi 6 regularly and on ANY given day when all bars are open I could easily point out 100 HOT girls.

If you like them short, fat, with a monkey face and over 35, your statement is true.

Otherwise, it's hard to believe for anyone taking a look at that soi regularly.

Or maybe you're a newcomer, and not used to the Thai women's body so you find them all hot.

[Intrepid123]

So I downed 40 drink before I hit Soi 6.

Didn't work the Girls still Ugly.

On a brighter not One Eye Jacks was Booming. In my 20 minutes I saw 5 paying customer s. Usually not more than 3.

I walk Soi 6 regularly and on ANY given day when all bars are open I could easily point out 100 HOT girls.

However, I do understand your situation because I have a friend that is afflicted by the same strange taste.

I invited him to Pattaya, and I remember going with him to dozens of bars and gogos trying to find just one girl that he would find attractive.

At the end of a hopeless night, almost closure time, he finally finds in a Walking Street gogo the one girl he finally likes. And to me, she had a horse face, a flat ass and a terrible misaligned boob job.

I couldn't believe it, but that's what he wanted. The fuck was pretty bad BTW, I could sniff it out as soon as she sat with him but I didn't want to put him off.

[Coolie High]

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[Gabacho]

Why put shit on him Ronald McD?

You're more so the clown with your commentary.

I have a friend who has been living in Jomtein for a few months now and also actively trawls through and takes TF girls.

He would be averaging probably around 2. 5 girls a day easily.

And shit, even the esteemed Explorer would be averaging well over 2 per day if he stayed in Pattaya as long as Gaspaucho.

Instead of dragging him down, congratulate him on keeping his price average down to around 1500 baht not as low as the CMDR, but worthy of applause.

And what's more, he spent only 165 K baht getting all that bareback and creampie pussy.

Definitely again a bang for the buck rate worthy of applause.

Thanks for the comments bro. Although I think I get it cheaper in my native playgrounds of Santa Fe in Bogota Colombia and Botero Plaza in Medellin Colombia.

Down there I can bareback venezolanas all day everyday for the equivalent of 785 baht a pop. That being said I wanted to come out here to explore Thailand Philippines and Jakarta, Indonesia. I've always had a thing for Asian women and I've finally gotten to experience them.