Phuket Reports

[CCRider1008]

Experienced in Thailand (6th time coming). However, only been to Phuket 1 time and it was years ago. Stayed Patong beach Sheraton and wrong choice. Shit crowded beach with Chinese and Russian tourists, too far Bangla. I'm a vacationer first, monger 2nd. Early 50's, excellent shape, good game. Not a huge drinker and I'm in Phuket for beach, girls and some muay Thai Not sitting in a shitty bar and getting drunk. I ride BBFS (I Prep, doxy, etc).

Staying 3 minutes off Bangla for 1-2 days; then down to Boathouse in Kata. Yes, I have read the threads as much as I can. Limited time Phuket so want to be focused.

Asking specific recommendations for "Value" please -- defined as not highest costs, girl quality 6-8 minimum (fun and accommodating), and BBFS will have to be negotiated in each venue or they're off list. I'm excluding online sources as I've good with that.

1. Bangla. Top 2 gogos for "Value"?

2. What beer bar outside gogos on Bangla for "Value"?

3. Kata -.

A. any specific massage or beer bars for "Value"?

I know ThaiGoodTimes mentioned a street or two, but I'm looking for specific places around Kata. The threads mention Rawai some but that seems a bit too far from Kata to be practical.

4. Finally, I ask this question whilst knowing I shouldn't ask but I ask anyway. Coming off a Brazil trip recently I used an escort service or two with good results. Never have in Thailand. So here it goes:

Any online escort services in Phuket that are reliable and not a ripoff? I am toying with the idea of having a "Thai girlfriend" (haha) experience for a few days while in Kata; instead of the constant ST P4 P. I know there are plenty of downsides with this. But if anyone has done successfully in Phuket would love some advice.

[CCRider1008]

Don't bother till you are on the ground.

80% after money based meeting.
Pics (prob like yours) don't reflect current state.
Set parameters eg age, location, weight etc and stick to them.
So send initial greeting and then switch to WhatsApp / Line.
After off TF just come straight out and ask what you want.
Never accept first price. If offer is more than 2.5 k laugh in their face. Usual asking for ST is 1500/2000.
Realize the no show rate may be quite high, always have alternative plan or another meeting. Better to do outcall.
TF is just one of avenues to hunt. Quite frankly esp in Bangkok nothing beats night time hunting for less hassle. Point and shoot.

TF is best to find daytime meetings when Wgs are sleeping..

Agree with this. Having been to Thailand 5 times and planning my 6th I can tell you proper dates with farang that will involve sex is about zero unless you're in Thailand for an extended period of time. I've done the online route just about every way imaginable. From TF to DIA to tinder to bumble. I can get dates and women interested in dinner very easily. But these are non sex workers and your chance of sex is about zero in 1-2 dates. So if you're looking for a dinner with an English speaking and no sex I'd start 3 weeks before landing. If looking for freelancers that also are good dates to hang around with. Well good luck. Me I've learned to put these in two separate buckets. Regardless, always say you're there on business and holiday, been many times, in town couple weeks. Otherwise just P4P. Less time.

[Captainr3]

Barfine always works if you pay it, and it has the benefit that you get to fully visually, maybe physically too, inspect and verbally suss out what the girl is like.

Thanks. I'll move that option up my to do list. Hands on always good.

[Rajnath]

There's newbies around, but not that many.

Talking with bar Mamasan's, they are all saying a few more weeks and they will have more new girls.

I will wait and see if that happens.

Don't know the Karon scene down near the roundabout at all well at the moment.

The Karon scene near Kata end I was in yesterday and last night, finding Soi Spiderman very alive, and the Soi Kade Kwan massage strip top notch with older ladies (25 plus).

Thanks for the report. I sure hope mamasans are right. Please keep us posted.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I'm coming in November. Whistle stop visit. Only 2 days. Hoping TF comes through for me but willing to put legwork in.

I'll update if anything good occurs.

I have a list of areas to visit.

As an older guy I don't expect barfine will work too well but that's all part of the fun. I'm told.

Barfine always works if you pay it, and it has the benefit that you get to fully visually, maybe physically too, inspect and verbally suss out what the girl is like.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

ThaiGoodTimes how are things around Rawai this year?

Also if anyone knows, what is the punting scene in Karon like now? I remember reading there were a lot massage parlors somewhere in Karon.

There's newbies around, but not that many.

Talking with bar Mamasan's, they are all saying a few more weeks and they will have more new girls.

I will wait and see if that happens.

Don't know the Karon scene down near the roundabout at all well at the moment.

The Karon scene near Kata end I was in yesterday and last night, finding Soi Spiderman very alive, and the Soi Kade Kwan massage strip top notch with older ladies (25 plus).

[Rajnath]

And almost right on schedule, start of October, and the newbies have started to appear in Rawai. My local bar hangout, Ole Bar, has about 8 newbies this week, a couple young and quite attractive, the rest mid to late 20's, with a few maybe worthy of a second look. I haven't yet done a full browse around of the Rawai area at night to see what is new in the bars, and also to see what might have also appeared in the massage shops. But will do so this weekend.

ThaiGoodTimes how are things around Rawai this year?

Also if anyone knows, what is the punting scene in Karon like now? I remember reading there were a lot massage parlors somewhere in Karon.

[Captainr3]

I'm coming in November. Whistle stop visit. Only 2 days. Hoping TF comes through for me but willing to put legwork in.

I'll update if anything good occurs.

I have a list of areas to visit.

As an older guy I don't expect barfine will work too well but that's all part of the fun. I'm told.

[Fifino68]

Hi my dear fellow mongers, going in December for the second time in Phuket. This time no Patong (bars are not my thing) but staying at Wyndham in Nai Harn. Does anybody know if it's monger friendly? More in general would you have any recommendations in the area? Like I said not a fan of spending time in a loud bar just to come out with empty hands so I plan to use TF unless you tell me there are some places where girls will come with you for sure and at reasonable prices. Thanks for your help, will repay with detailed feedback when I come back.

[Skyrben]

Perhaps, and only perhaps, your game isn't quite good enough yet.

Thank you for your answer and thoughts.

I have lost my game a decade ago. And since my face is not getting any younger and better as the years go by, I have to stick with the working girls that are willing to go with me. I accept that, fact of life. Surely the best looking young honeys at agogo bars can select their customers. And that is right for them to do so. Those days when every punter got every girl they wanted to barfine are over. The best looking ones are not interested to fuck old guys if they can get younger guys for the same money. My core point is that I can barfine in Pattaya the same quality bar girl who rejects me in Patong. This was the issue for me during my 5 days trip in Patong which I disliked.

Surely Patong and Phuket has nice girls and if you live there, as I guess you do. Then the situation is totally different. Same applies all over the world. But for one week sex tourist Pattaya wins over Patong any day of the week.

Motorbike guys asked for 100 THB for a 1 km ride in Patong. Almost twice the amount you pay in Pattaya or Bangkok. I am not a cheap Charlie and I have money but in principle this sucks.

All this negativity being said I am sure Phuket offers good time for many punters. I might return one day if I get bored to Pattaya and Bangkok.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I stayed in Patong for 5 days in August before moving to Pattaya. This was not my first time in Phuket but probably the last for a long time. Weather was rainy so I could not fully enjoy and utilize the Patong beach. But that was not the biggest problem. The issue for me was the poor selection of available working girls in bars compared to Pattaya or Bangkok. Suzy Wong had some really sexy slim ladies dancing naked teasing guys with their pretty pussies. But none of them agreed for a barfine when I asked. Just dancing and drinking with customers. Maybe a regular customer living in Phuket has a possibility to fuck these hotties but a short time sex vacationer like me has no chance. Pumpui agogo had also a few nice bodied and pretty dancers but the barfine alone was 4000 THB, this is so bad it hurts. Compared to Pattaya or Bangkok prices at Bangla are a rip-off in many ways. Hookers and bar fines are more expensive. Tuk tuk prices are ridiculous, 200 THB in Patong vs 10 THB in Pattaya. And most importantly the quantity and quality of working girls is far behind Pattaya IMO.

I had only one fuck during my 5 day stay. Barfined her from one of the Bangla side street bars. She came one afternoon to my hotel for sex. Slim natural body and very tight pussy. Good fuck. Pics attached.

It sounds like clearly Patong as you see it is not the place for you, so enjoy Bangkok and Pattaya.

And by the way, Patong has far more to offer than just Bangla Road, just as Phuket has far more to offer than just Patong.

Maybe if you had read a bit more of the forum you may have been better prepared and less disappointed.

The fact you didn't find much on offer at your standards, that eagerly wanted to go with you, is always equal parts them and you.

Throughout all gogos in Thailand, girls that are busy and earning enough in the gogo / bar don't want to leave for short or long time, unless you're an irresistible young handsome rich catch.

But even with that, with the right patter and engagement, spending, and some intrigue, those ladies, even those in Suzy Wong, can be enticed to go with you, on their terms.

Perhaps, and only perhaps, your game isn't quite good enough yet.

You mention 4000 baht as a barfine in Pumpui, well what the, I will tell you know that's wrong, it's way inflated above the high 2000 baht it actually is.

Two reasons for that, one could be that the lady you asked was a coyote or special performer, or secondly that she just didn't want to go with you and was brushing you off with a payday quote.

If you were wanting available hot ladies in Patong around Bangla, then you needed to hit the freelancer circuit, as that's were they are to be found, like in the nightclubs and on TF.

As there are absolutely plenty of stunners to be found there.

As to tuk tuks vs baht buses, well, enough has been said before.

Baht buses run a loop, that's it, hop on hop off.

Tuk tuks, taxis, InDrive, Grab, Bolt, motorbike rides are all point to point transfers.

They are not comparable at all.

And yes, tuk tuks are overpriced ripoffs, a mafia in fact, that's why smart people avoid them like the plague.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Arrived yesterday. First time in phuket.

I heard a lot about patong but still didn't expect this much noise and to be so over-crowded.

Yesterday I had some TF girl in my hotel. Was pretty easy to do so, everything was good. 2000 baht / ST.

Question. Any massage place I can go to, with happy ending, but something more private? Around bangla all of them are stacked with women grabbing everyone, while the sidewalk is full of people. Not really comfortable with that. Just looking for a place where no one is trying to grab you inside and with a more private experience.

Take a walk down the sois running back off beach road, you'll find a lot quieter traffic and options there.

Alternately, head down Ratuthit (second road back from beach), leave Bangla either left or right, you will find lots of options within 400 or so meters both ways.

Also, if you think Patong is crowded now in low season, please don't visit in high season as you will be very uncomfortable.

Similarly, most of Pattaya and the mongering spots of Bangkok (Nana, Cowboy, Sukhumvit, and Patpong) will also be uncomfortable for you as they are much busier than Patong.

TF sounds a good way for you to go in Phuket and Pattaya, not so great in Bangkok I'm told tho.

Or in Pattaya, try the gentlemens club circuit instead of bars and gogos.

In Phuket, get away from Bangla and the beach, it is a much quieter and casual vibe at other areas like OTOP in Patong, or even get out of Patong and head north to Kamala, or south to Rawai.

[Skyrben]

I stayed in Patong for 5 days in August before moving to Pattaya. This was not my first time in Phuket but probably the last for a long time. Weather was rainy so I could not fully enjoy and utilize the Patong beach. But that was not the biggest problem. The issue for me was the poor selection of available working girls in bars compared to Pattaya or Bangkok. Suzy Wong had some really sexy slim ladies dancing naked teasing guys with their pretty pussies. But none of them agreed for a barfine when I asked. Just dancing and drinking with customers. Maybe a regular customer living in Phuket has a possibility to fuck these hotties but a short time sex vacationer like me has no chance. Pumpui agogo had also a few nice bodied and pretty dancers but the barfine alone was 4000 THB, this is so bad it hurts. Compared to Pattaya or Bangkok prices at Bangla are a rip-off in many ways. Hookers and bar fines are more expensive. Tuk tuk prices are ridiculous, 200 THB in Patong vs 10 THB in Pattaya. And most importantly the quantity and quality of working girls is far behind Pattaya IMO.

I had only one fuck during my 5 day stay. Barfined her from one of the Bangla side street bars. She came one afternoon to my hotel for sex. Slim natural body and very tight pussy. Good fuck. Pics attached.

[Blue Bus]

Arrived yesterday. First time in phuket.

I heard a lot about patong but still didn't expect this much noise and to be so over-crowded.

Yesterday I had some TF girl in my hotel. Was pretty easy to do so, everything was good. 2000 baht / ST.

Question. Any massage place I can go to, with happy ending, but something more private? Around bangla all of them are stacked with women grabbing everyone, while the sidewalk is full of people. Not really comfortable with that. Just looking for a place where no one is trying to grab you inside and with a more private experience.

Try the smaller side streets, keep away from Bangla. And don't worry about sidewalks full of people, no one is taking any notice of you. Give yourself a few days to settle in.

[NoobMonger15]

Arrived yesterday. First time in phuket.

I heard a lot about patong but still didn't expect this much noise and to be so over-crowded.

Yesterday I had some TF girl in my hotel. Was pretty easy to do so, everything was good. 2000 baht / ST.

Question. Any massage place I can go to, with happy ending, but something more private? Around bangla all of them are stacked with women grabbing everyone, while the sidewalk is full of people. Not really comfortable with that. Just looking for a place where no one is trying to grab you inside and with a more private experience.