Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[ElMexicant]

BTW I still have that used water bottle from the gym and still filled with oodles of goodies. Perfect for those random meet ups between strangers in the Pot Hole. All you have to do is ask the bartender or the smoothie maker to mix it up in a drink for that special Chester Fried someone. Way to say "Thank you" for the invitation. If the Hawk Tua girl can make millions off that, this is worth at least 40 baht. I need help with food. And this is not even close to next level shit that some are capable of. And remember. Nothing stays the same. This version of myself is not permanent. Tomorrow, I will be different. The energy never dies. Energy cannot be destroyed, or created. It always is, and it always will be. This is the end, and the beginning. Forever infinite.

[SubCmdr]

And I have more where that came from.

ROTFLMAO!

[Explorer8939]

I am going for another threesome tonight.

I am taking a civvie to Maggie Mays Darkside, and have arranged to barfine a bargirl who will play with ladies if she is drunk enough. The civvie is open about liking ladies, but she means a specific lady, so she needs to drink a lot of tequila before she will play.

Worst case, I just boom-boom a lady.

[PgReal]

Why you asking the question? Be a man! Make the call! Develop some testicular fortitude and stop asking permission for others to do the right thing.

Make the call and get rid of me.

FYI, I am still here

God what are you on about now you, I called you out, gave you some home truths and what did you do. Went and ignored my questions as they were too close to the bone.

[Nyezhov]

At ElMexicant.

I pissed my pants LOL.

[ElMexicant]

Surprisingly, not many reports about hotties found in BKK's gyms and fitness centers. This is a hidden gold mine in Bangkok. Pattaya not so much luck, when I was briefly there. Was able to bag another fresh gym chick last night at her condo in Sathorn. That makes 4 different gym girls on this trip from 4 different gyms in BKK. There isn't a better feeling than me, Punjabi dick all hard, entering into an elevator full of females heading to their offices, in these tall ass luxury buildings all over the Silom business district. I always hit the gym right at the 8 am morning rush hour, to make sure I get the right time as these girls are headed into work. These elevators all have mirrors and when I see them peeking at me in my tank top and gym shorts, I like wink, flex my arms, and to bounce my chest up and down, rapidly one side at a time, and repeat. Got all these office hotties creaming in their panties before they jump on that morning Zoom conference with their co workers. Lunch time was always the same, Mamasan Curry, no peas, with some butter Naan. But I make sure to take mine at the same time as them to give them another show down the elevator, and then one last time at 5 pm as I leave to go back to my bunk.

Yes, I spend 8 hours in a gym most days of the week. But there is a co-ed pool, co-ed sauna, co-ed jacuzzi, girls everywhere working out, and yoga classes with girl in tights to keep me busy all day while I get my muscles pumped and jacked. Some of these memberships allow for a guest pass, so I am always inviting girls I just meet anywhere for a 1:1 session with yours truly. Anyways, these girls are always looking for somebody who can improve them. And I can tell you now, when it comes to health, fitness, and life in general, I am a 1% of 1%. I hear the spirit world tell me, I am the top dog, but I digress on that. Fitness trainers don't even approach me the first day I sign up and work out at a new gym. All I have to do is warm up with a 7 minute mile, followed by 25 consecutive pull ups, as they are looking to make that pitch. Then in case they have any questions to my fitness and strength, I do a quick 1 RM chest press that is greater than 2 X my body weight. That silence I hear afterwards is absolute golden.

These high class gyms in Bangkok have a ton of girls. I notice how they flock around me when I do certain exercises or when I do my stretches. Put on a show Bollywood would be jealous of. One girl in particular (her first time in the gym ever), squirted on the gym floor while I was showing her how to glute bridge using a Smith. I helped her wiped it up with a towel and then started to sniff the towel in plain view of her sight. Afterwards, I showed her the ins and outs of a cable machine. And while playing around, strapped her arms and legs wide open, Jesus Criss Cross style, making her Jump Jump, and called it a new way of warm up stretching. Helping these clueless girls at they gym allows me to smell them up close and touch them in delicate places like their ass crack, breasts, and inner thighs, without making it look odd. I was touching her in all her delicate body parts pretending to feel for her muscle activation. She got the hint and invited me to her condo that night for some fish ball noodle that ended with a 45 minute cardio session.

Hopefully, I don't go to hell for this, but if so, oh well. The only weird incident I had on this trip so far, more like in probably ever, was with some random dude wearing black shorts, dark dress shoes, and shades while attempting to work out at the gym. The dude looked like Corky Thatcher, but let's just name him Chester as in Chester Fried, since we all know that Paige and Becca were kinda hot. BKK is notorious for always giving me this 5 day sinus and cold I get every time I come because of all the pollution. So anywho, there was a personal place in the corner of the gym, where I'the keep my loogie bottle, so I can spit it out without having to run to the bathroom every 5 minutes. Chester try to chat me up where I kept my bottle. The bottle I used was a left over water bottle bought from the gym, filled a third of the way with clear 90% alcohol to kill all the germs, and my collection of lots of loogies. Well, after quick chat about my reverse deltoid flys, I went back to doing what I was doing as so did Chester. Nobody told him to set his own drinking water bottle he bought from the gym next to mine. The two bottle looked alike except mine had some floating goop in it. The inevitable eventually happened and poor old Chester gagged on my loogie and alcohol concoction. Poor guy! He just didn't know. Real question is, "Should anybody have told him?

P.S: SWIM knows of a buddy who is into this 10 baht challenge. He's been training Muay Thai for past 18 months. Don't worry he's not Indian. 10 secs of sparring for 10 baht. All in fun of course. LOL.

[SubCmdr]

If you knew or suspected that a poster you believe is in Thailand was wanted in the state of Virginia as a fugitive from Justice, would you report that to the Thai police?

Why you asking the question? Be a man! Make the call! Develop some testicular fortitude and stop asking permission for others to do the right thing.

This was even a fun part of the Forum before certain folks arrived. And looks like he's got some sycophants now.

Make the call and get rid of me.

FYI, I am still here

[UglyAzzMan]

Allover simply stating the obvious that everyone can see, to the chagrin of two commenters.

Quite Obvious the DUD knows where ET lives. Hahaha.

[Nyezhov]

Allover simply stating the obvious that everyone can see, to the chagrin of two commenters.

This was even a fun part of the Forum before certain folks arrived. And looks like he's got some sycophants now.

[SubCmdr]

Allover simply stating the obvious that everyone can see, to the chagrin of two commenters.

Speaking without doing your research again CaliGuy?

No one is forced to read or reply to my posts.

Someone asked: Who started the shit here?

A brief review of the last 20 posts in this thread (depending upon when you look). The majority of posts here are NOT mine. By far. Seventy five (75) percent are other posters.

Zero chagrin. Review the facts as presented.

How you like me now?

[Member #4838]

ET, the posters you are replying to have been here a long time and provided info even if not always through the traditional style of trip reports. In fact they have a great sense of humor as you do. They have not been involved in back and forth wars in the past. There seems to be one poster at the heart of these wars. One poster who doesn't get along with numerous people and is fighting here on multiple fronts. One poster who is a new arrival to the Pattaya threads has made the Rants thread so active. Yet you are calling everyone but him instigators. It's pretty obvious to all that the level of vitriol has been raised recently. That coincides with the arrival of this new poster here. I decided to chill for 60 days just to turn the temperature down here. But the temperature hasn't lowered much as new battles have started with others. You strike me as someone with excellent judgement but I think you've got it wrong this time.

Allover simply stating the obvious that everyone can see, to the chagrin of two commenters.

[EverythingThai]

ET, the posters you are replying to have been here a long time and provided info even if not always through the traditional style of trip reports. In fact they have a great sense of humor as you do. They have not been involved in back and forth wars in the past. There seems to be one poster at the heart of these wars. One poster who doesn't get along with numerous people and is fighting here on multiple fronts. One poster who is a new arrival to the Pattaya threads has made the Rants thread so active. Yet you are calling everyone but him instigators. It's pretty obvious to all that the level of vitriol has been raised recently. That coincides with the arrival of this new poster here. I decided to chill for 60 days just to turn the temperature down here. But the temperature hasn't lowered much as new battles have started with others. You strike me as someone with excellent judgement but I think you've got it wrong this time.

I will answer both of your questions. For the first question, If you read my post and understood it, I said two things. First one is that I feel that there is too much name calling on here from behind computer screens. "Why can't you people" this is the plural meaning many of the people on here, not only "Sub" or the other guy I was commenting on..

I am only going to reply to you as I respect you. Maybe you missed this, but when I was blaming others for saying derogatory comments to others, I was in including Sub as well. You can see that above. It's all good though.

As for these other three, they are just as much to blame as Sub for all this back and forth. It takes two to tango right. I thought my post was very clear. Maybe I better hire you as a co writer to improve my posts LOL.

As for the guy commenting on my dress, I don't own a pair of nike shorts and dock martins are not really dress shoes, but they are good for kicking the ass of tall string bean Indian guys who steal food from hotels. However, I do not know any tall string bean Indian guys like this, but they seem to think they know me. Alas I don't know about you, but bragging on ISG about stealing food from hotels, Starbucks and so on does not constitute contributing good content in my mind. Either does the random comments from one guy that make absolutely no sense and another guy who is so bored with his life that he uses ISG as a place to troll. I will leave this thread to the lot of them now, as I am getting really bored with all this. I will be taking my own advice now about the rants thread before this section becomes even more popular with me that the normal threads. You can continue to read my further reports in the normal sections if you are interested, but this section is dead to me now.

So, in summary we will have to agree to disagree on this one, as these three are not any better than Sub. In fact they instigate even more than he does. When you put someone on Ignore, what does that mean? It means you stop all contact. That person you put on ignore will then fade away in the night for you. But they don't put anymore on ignore. Therefore, I have no sympathy for their complaints and rants about Sub or anyone else.

Defamation and instigation indeed. I'll post as I please.

The prosecution rests lol

ET out

[SubCmdr]

Don't forget that it takes two to tango. Therefore, the ignore button is very useful, but only when you are logged in. Alas, whenever anyone says they put someone on ignore, I will bet my life on it that they will watch for that person's posts even more diligently than before. It's human nature. I seen many make profound announcements of putting people on ignore. Yet they continue to reply to their posts directly or in directly.

Wise words and 100% on point! I don't have anyone on ignore for precisely that reason. They claim to have me on ignore. Yet they read each and every post I write then reply to them while boldly announcing that they have me on ignore. LOL!

At least Sub posts reports. Whether you love him or hate him, he contributes useful info.

No one is forced to read or reply to my posts.

Someone asked: Who started the shit here?

There seems to be one poster at the heart of these wars. One poster who doesn't get along with numerous people and is fighting here on multiple fronts. One poster who is a new arrival to the Pattaya threads has made the Rants thread so active. Yet you are calling everyone but him instigators. It's pretty obvious to all that the level of vitriol has been raised recently. That coincides with the arrival of this new poster here.

A brief review of the last 20 posts in this thread (depending upon when you look). The majority of posts here are NOT mine. By far. Seventy five (75) percent are other posters. Including the post above by you Allover. Here endeth the truce!

I really dislike how so many posters are passive / aggressive girly men who wear panties. Some of the people pointing their fingers need to remember three point back at them. There are posters that are the ones that started the flame wars that exist here. There are posters I never heard of until they started posting in the Rants threads here. There are posters whom I never addressed ever until they started beef with me here. They know who they are.

Someone needs to review the historical record that is written in black and white. They will find the answer to their question. And hopefully that will lead to them no longer questioning the judgment of others when they have failed to come to the correct conclusion based on the FACTS contained in the records because they have not reviewed them. They are caught up in their personal perceptions. The truth, the perspective on the situation will only be found in the historical record. This will only be achieved by taking a look. Here is where you start:

Cmdr Pro Tip: If you want to find a girl in Thailand who sucks dick, just ask them. If you want to find a girl who will let you cum in their mouth, just ask them. I don't go bare with anyone other than my girl friend so that is not something I am interested in.

Session notes: 20 years old, Thai girl. Arrived in school girl skirt (loved that). Banging body. The type that blows up the myths. Nice breasts. Thick. Big ass. Fully covered in tattoos. Great view from behind; Took dick like a champ. Missionary with her folded into a pretzel. No complaints from her at all. Condom off. I finish in her mouf. Does not quit. Does not spit (that was a surprise). Got her line. I will repeat. 900 THB.

When my line account was blocked I lost of of my contacts so some great pussy. So when individuals come on here and try to put me down because just arrived I am thinking what is this: some government job seniority bullshit?

Here is what a long time poster had to say to me after providing information about having sex with a Thai girl in Pattaya:

AKA UglyAzzMan

We have a recent poster saying he gets sub 1,000 girls. Don't get your panties all in Knots. You can tell he isn't into looks.

Not critical. We are all different.

Now I came out the box providing information and was met by individuals taking shots at me in the Pattaya Reports thread. Individual taking shots at me about my writing style, my payment style, making clams I go with ugly girls. Yet, the expect me to simply take it while failing to acknowledge what was going on in the Pattaya Reports Thread. I personally feel that the Pattaya Reports Thread should be for exactly that: Reports. But no, the membership does not agree with me. So I make the effort to move my posts unrelated to sharing information having sex with girls in Pattaya to the Rants and yet members are still giving me grief. While continuing to clog up the Pattaya Reports thread with bullshit unrelated to anything to with why we all visit Pattaya. You cannot have it both ways gentlemen. Use the threads for their intended purpose and stay out of the Rants thread if you cannot handle strong language used by men!

I suspect the individuals who choose to take issue with me on the many subjects in the Rants threads have issues and personal axes to grind that are unrelated to me and much more related to the the attitudes they have developed over the years in their respective countries of origin. Jealousy plays a big part in this. Wage slaves that lack the resources to live the way they wee others living.

You got posters based or who primarily visit Bangkok and rarely or never come to Pattaya taking shots at me. I do my best to stay out of Bangkok and the Bangkok Reports Threads. Because I don't like Bangkok and many of the posters over there are fucked up mentally and otherwise!

I've taken six months off from posting at a time here in the Thailand Threads due to the general negativity to be found in the Pattaya Reports thread. A man should be able to report on the facts of their interactions with the prostitutes of their choice. Yet the membership in general chooses to slice and dice these reports using their keyboard ginsu knives because they are stuck in sex prison in some other country and have no place else to spew their hatred cause by severe semen back up! Gentlemen you cannot have it both ways.

If you don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck. Dont start no shit, it won't be no shit - Damn, Youngbloodz.

[EverythingThai]

Did anyone read that exchange between these two motherfuckers?

Motherfucker one came with a post about how much he loves the prostitute who lives with him because she takes him for a tour in Pattaya from time to time.

Motherfucker two answered with an advertisement for Lazada, a guy who repairs his armchairs and a girl who likes to repair his shoes.

Which made mf one very angry because he never heard about Lazada and doesn't know how to contact the girl.

Which then made mf two unusually lash out in return and call motherfucker one a punk ass motherfucker (I guess it means mf one is a bigger mf than mf two thought), and an attention seeker.

Which seemed to be the perfect opportunity for mf one to promote the fact he is a cuckold who likes to think about the guys who are fucking his in live prostitute GF while she is wearing an expensive Victoria 's Secret G-string that mf one bought her.

Is there something missing or is it a normal communication among motherfuckers?

Also, why did motherfuck two post a picture of his car's gear and his mum's new pair of old shoes?

Would you like a job writing for the Everything Thai ISG squad? A talented MF you are. The force is strong in you. LOL.

[ElMexicant]

Between You, Nyezhov, and UgglyAzzMan , I am confused on a daily basis. I have no idea what the lot of you are saying 99% of the time. That means the 3 of you. LOL.

No worries. But like I said before, the moment I saw you wearing dress shoes with Nike gym shorts at Soi 6 under dark shades, I decided not to bully short bus kids anymore. It's beneath me at my level. So rarely do I comment directly at somebody. Think of it as mercy on your soul. Confusion is just the best way to ease our minds from the onslaught of information we can't grasp. It's a protection mechanism for the stupid. There I go again. Sorry. The poorly disconnected.