Pattaya Reports

[Ibn Buttita]

On several Pattaya visits I had never made it to Jomtien, and only once to Pratamnak, and with reports about good gentlemen's clubs there I decided to dedicate my Sunday afternoon to visiting a few of them. It didn't go quite as planned. My first stop was Pratamnak. Bolt got me to Kinnaree as they opened on a Sunday roast day. It was too early for there to be more than a couple of girls, and too early for the meal, so I walked over to Catflaps around the block. I had a drink but the lineup did not sway me so I headed down the hill to Venom Club.

I took one flight of stairs too many and was guided to the right floor by one of the ladies, and sat with her. There were only two or three others there, all wearing slinky dresses. Besides two guys playing pool there was not much action or energy in the place, although the lady with me, Na Pueng (if I noted her name correctly) did make thing interesting by stroking my bulge. Although she was not really to my taste I felt like it was about time I had a session, and so we went to a room on the floor I had erroneously gone to in the beginning. It might have been better if I never found the place as we had a fairly lame session, as she didn't really have the moves, enthusiasm, or looks to get me going.

From here I walked back up the hill to Kinnaree. By now that place was heaving, with a good number of decent looking if not youngish ladies, but I didn't really have the appetite for any of them or for the roast dinner. Maybe it was that it was just too crowded for me.

But it had nothing on Passion in Jomtien where I Bolted next. The idea of a garden villa with a pool in the (near) Thai countryside had always appealed to me. The place seemed serene as I entered the outer gate, but when I slid open the house door I was met with a wall of sound, and an absolutely packed house. With every table packed with gents and some ladies, and barely anywhere to stand, I turned around and headed out, knowing that finding some action here anytime soon would not be viable.

I had other Jomtien options, and after walking to a busier street I got a Bolt over to Pussy Galore, noticing on the ride over how sprawling Jomtien is. Pussy Galore was the polar opposite of Passion: I was the only guest there! Outnumbered by the ten or so ladies there, I had my pick of seats in the interesting dual-level club layout. It was bikini day there, and after some banter with some of the ladies (including one ladyboy) I gravitated to the pool table where two of the better looking (and less chubby) ladies were shooting.

After they finished the first girl I propositioned disappointingly said she did not go to the room, but I was happy when the other Pha, agreed. She was tall and cute with hair in pigtails; later I was surprised when she said she was 35 years old, a decade more than I would have guessed given her youngish look. We moved to what looked like the only room there, which was fairly large and had a couch as well as a bed, and after we showered and got moved to the bed Pha was all passion. She kissed and sucked and fucked with some of the most abandon I experienced on this trip. Maybe it was me, maybe it was the higher sex drive of a lady in her 30's. At 400 for the room and 1,000 for her it was a great deal. In leaving there were still no men in the house. I guess they were all at Passion.

With early evening setting in, I took a Bolt north up to a food festival on the beach that I had heard about. After getting my fill there, I made a short walk to a place that I read about that apparently was a newcomer to the Jomtien gentlemen's club scene, Nirvana on Soi Welcome. Except for the closed front this place really resembled a Soi 6 bar to me. As I approached the four girls out front greeted me, and I asked the cutest one, with barrettes in her short hair, to join me inside. She got me a drink and then joined me on a couch. I was again the only guy present. When one of the other ladies from outside, whom I didn't find attractive, joined us I politely asked to have some alone time with Anna, and soon it was just us. She spoke some English so we could chat as we fondled each other, before heading upstairs to a big room (much larger than a Soi 6 counterpart). Anna was a nice fuck, giving me a little slice of Nirvana to close out my afternoon in Jomtien.

[Ibn Buttita]

I made a visit to Pattaya and Bangkok almost exactly a year ago, but the reports I wrote up ended up trapped on a laptop that had issues. Now that I've retrieved them I figured I would finally post these on the forum. They may be dated, but most of the places are still around and hopefully my experiences can be helpful and / or entertaining.

Work meetings in Bangkok gave me the chance to get back to Pattaya, where I visited a few months earlier. I lost a day and a half of fun thanks to a flight delay, so I ended up with two nights and two full days before I had to get to Bangkok, but I tried to maximize my fun in that time.

Arriving around 7 PM Saturday via the Cherry car service I arranged to pick me up at Suvarnabhumi (1000 Baht plus 100 tip), I could feel the strong weekend vibes as we navigated Pattaya's streets. I checked into Areca Lodge on Soi Diana; it was my first time staying at the place, and I thought it was excellent. Though I didn't use the pools the breakfast was good, I liked the hotel's overall look, and best of all the location was perfect for Soi Buakhao area activities or getting to Soi 6 or Walking Street via the Baht Bus.

My aim on this short trip was to mix favorites from my May visit with new places, so I started Saturday night on Soi Diamond off Walking Street at my favorite agogo from last time, whose lineup is renowned for its ladylike looks if not behavior. I entered not via the main entrance on Soi Diamond but through the courtyard of the adjacent Green View Hotel off the parallel soi (15?) on the other side (I seem to have taken the staff at the bar by surprise as I came in the back door). To my luck Toey was present (with yet another hair color), and we rekindled things over lady drinks before a hot session. (The room at the classy Green View Hotel cost 500, short time cost 1,500). It was great to start the trip with a world-class blowjob (and more).

I headed back the Soi Buakhao area via a short walk to the Second Road Baht Bus, with visiting one of the gentlemen's clubs in the area my plan. Strolls through Soi Pothole offered some temptations, but I ended up on Soi Boomerang at Heaven Above. The place was energized with ladies dancing topless and sometimes less on tables, and I found a seat at a booth near a nice slender lady. Mina was playful, and we spent some time batting crumpled up napkins at each other. It wasn't the typical gentlemens club scene I was used to at daytime, and with my hotel around the block I decided not to use an on-site room but to take Mina out (800 Baht barfine after 2 AM, 2000 for her short time). Mina was a bit of a veteran, late 20's pushing 30 I guess, but with lots of smiles and energy. I on the other hand was knocked out from the ordeal of getting to Thailand and so she did her best but I was definitely not at my best. Still, Mina was a nice way to end my first night in town.

[AlgoCreeper4]

From the bottom floor of the airport you can get a bus to jomtien for 150 baht!! A bolt to your hotel will be another 100 baht. Saves about 30 dollars =5 Lady drinks. Also don't miss the food court also on the bottom floor- similar to the one at terminal 21 where you put $$ on a card and scan it at the different vendors. Go to Cooters and buy Alice a drink she's a really fun Gal!!

[EverythingThai]

Guys I'm from India chennai based. ,Guys please listen. , I hope I can get very Usefull infromation and guidance from reliable members over here.

Coming to the point. , since its been my long desire to go to Thailand amd explore some BJ bar, soapy massge. , etc. , but guys I hve zero knowledge about it. , cz I have my passport.

But still I haven't gone to any country. My passport is sleeping well in my desk fresh and clean. Recently got to know the news that we can go to Thailand without visa and al. So here is my question. If any one guide to go there and return me back safe and secure from the begning. Am a baby and newbie for this.

So firstthing my pasport is ready. , I can book tickets through skyscanner for particular dates. Bcz I can plan only for 4 days for trail trip. Once I get success anf return back to India safely means I can be travell next by next. So guys what should I do next. , what are the procedure to check in? And how much should I bring. And I have my indian money in my gpay or phoenpe. Where to get exchange?? Then once I reach Thailand wht is the procedure to came out from airport. How to exchange money for another expenses for rest of days.

Once I get exchange where to get trasport to my booked hotels?? Is there any cheap hotel stay or hostel of you know let me know borthers. Once I reach the place what is the procedure to check in. What the documents shud be submit. I planned to stay near pattaya. Or can you recommend any stay near happening Street where we can get soapy massge and BJ. Should I bring converted cash in my hand or can we have in indian money in our mobile?? Will they accept? Bcz if I have cash in our hand is that safely?? And how much it cost for stay and food and orher deed for four days aprox. Can you tell me in indian ruppes. And should I bring my pasport to wherever I go along with me? Is this safe?? And I want to eat only south indian foods. So any indian hotels are there do let me know. And how much tips should I give to the chick. Any buget friendly?? And please guide me to reach airport and get the flight to India and reach safely. Guys please I knw its a very very basic silly questions. Wt to do. I'm newbie about this. Any kind souls here. If yu have time please read it and write ot for me. Thanks in advance. POV I should recah pattaya and return bck to India very safely bro without anyone help (I mean my frnds here) I shud go without the knowledge of my family and frnds. So help please.

I am going to give you some good info. What I won't do is babysit you by giving you costs in Indian currency. Do the math by yourself. Also please don't send me a private message, as I won't reply. Read through the forum to fill in the blanks.

I will try to be kind. Please stay at home. You are not at all ready for an international mongering trip. You will either get ripped off or lost in the Pattaya jungle. Also you will be the victim of racism, because you are Indian and unsophisticated. It will not be a pleasant experience for you. On top of that you seem to be on a limited budget. All that makes for a terrible combination. The other thing is your pristine passport will be stamped with Thai entry and exit stamps. So there will always be a paper trail of your visit. If friends, family, wife (present or future) will look at the passport, they will know you went to Thailand. And everyone knows why you go to Thailand as a single man from India.

So really, save yourself the pain and misery. Find local action in Chennai or other parts of India.

Next, do not listen to this guy.

Ok here goes. As a first time traveller and making Pattaya your first visit, it will be very overwhelming and the costs will probably be more than you have planned in your head. Therefore, come for a long weekend only. This means 4 days including travel time. Fly into Suvarnabhumi Airport, as it is a lot closer to Pattaya than Don Muang. Take a taxi from the normal taxi stand. It will cost about 1500 baht roughly. Stay in a hotel, such as Nine Blue Residence. It will be between 700 Baht-1200 baht per night. There is a promotion now for 700 Baht on booking dot com. You will need three nights. It's not right in the central area, so use bolt taxi. You can download the App. Each ride will normally be around 60-100 baht to the central area. After that, take the Baht bus for 10 baht to travel around the central area.

For food, there are plenty of Indian restaurants, especially on 2nd Road. On the opposite end of where central is, on the way to Paratumnak.

How to behave when meeting girls. First of all, dress nice and be well groomed. This means use deodorant, wear cologne, and try not to eat a lot of spicy Indian food before you come as that smell will come out your skin pours and many of the girls will be turned off. When talking to the girls, be polite and do research on prices before you come. That way, you won't need to waste time negotiating. Just make them an offer based on your research and let them take it or leave it. You will know what your budget it, so stick to it. make sure its realistic as per my guide though.

Where to meet girls for fun. I would not suggest meeting freelancers on Thai Friendly. You will waste too much precious time. And don't contact girls before you come. Those advance plans won't work out when you arrive. Meet girls on beach road, gentlemen clubs and bars in Tree Town, Soi Buakao, Soi Pothole, Myth bar complex, Las Vegas beer complex, and Soi Boomerang.

Now for prices:

Beach road freelancers usually start at 1000 Baht for ST. Maybe 700 baht if you are lucky. Take them to a short time room. Do not carry a lot of money with you. Just enough to pay them, pay for the ST room and enough to get you to and from your hotel. I am scared you will get ripped off. Most girls are ok, but some are not. Stay away from the girls who are not Thai as they will generally ask for a little more money and are not always trustworthy. Do not pay before. Pay after you fuck!

Next, beer bars. Beer bars are good places as they are very laid back. Customer drinks are around 60 Baht to 100 baht and lady drinks are 130-160 baht. Bar fine around 500 baht and ST is around 1000 baht. The ST room will be around 300 baht. Stay away from soi 6. You will be bombarded with lady drink requests and you will also be too overwhelmed. If you decide to go, stick to your budget.

Gents clubs are the best option for you. Drinks are all similar to the beer bars, but they have rooms above the bar. ST 1000 Baht, room 300-400 baht. Very relaxed atmosphere.

Massage places.

There are a bunch on Soi Bukao and then there is the Honey massage locations. Massage is all over the place. Normally you can get fucked for 1200-3000 baht depending on where you go. Do your research in the Pattaya threads by using the search function and search for massage Pattaya. You can also search for "Pattaya massage" to get recommendations by using the forum's search function.

Then go to walking street only 1 night. There are some great Indian clubs there. Just search as I do not go so I won't know the names. Stay away from the go go bars on walking street as you will blow through your entire trip budget in one night and some go go bars are racist. Grab a bottle for 3000 baht and find a freelancer to take. 2000 ST and 3000-5000 LT. Keep your valuables locked up in your hotel safe and don't pay until after you and her are finished fucking. DO NOT PAY BEFORE!

Now about money. How much should you bring to spend on food and ladies for a 4 day three night trip. Budget for 10,000 baht per day, so 40,000 baht. That's after your flight, hotel and transportation. Then keep 20,000 baht in reserve for emergencies. That means bring 60,000 Baht in total to spend. You do the conversion yourself to Indian currency. Exchange for 20,000 baht at the airport and exchange the rest at TT exchange in Pattaya. Keep your foreign ATM card and credit card locked in your hotel safe for emergencies. Do not get caught buying too many lady drinks or that will wipe your budget away in one day.


About your passport, keep it locked up in your hotel room safe. Take a photo of the photo page and the visa entry stamp from the airport page and keep it on your phone and then take a copy of the same photo page and visa entry stamp page from the airport and keep the photo copies in your pocket. if you find a photo shop, they will even laminate the copies for you for a cheap price.

Finally, you will fall in love with Pattaya and want to come back often. After you leave, plan your next trip straight away and start saving again. If you can afford it, book your next flight right after you get back. Even if it's far in advance. Then you can work towards it.

Now, all these others who have not helped you will now start to chime in and critique my advice. Ignore them! Just focus on positive things and plan your trip.

I won't be answering follow up questions or PMs. Please read the Pattaya section and hotel section to fill in the blanks.

[Expat American]

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[EverythingThai]

How does this work? I thought the girls would only drink if they would profit from it, e. G. Getting a lady drink. Shots from a bottle don't seem to be LD.

Ok. Did you read my post? I bought a bottle of tequila and played drinking games with them with 100 Baht notes. Then I also bought lady drinks. You think too much! If the ladies make money, they don't care from where. I did a combination of both.

[Nyezhov]

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[Safado70]

To kick things off, I ordered a bottle of tequila and asked the server to prepare shots

How does this work? I thought the girls would only drink if they would profit from it, e. G. Getting a lady drink. Shots from a bottle don't seem to be LD.

[Explorer8939]

Guys I'm from India chennai based. ,Guys please listen. , I hope I can get very Usefull infromation and guidance from reliable members over here.

Coming to the point. , since its been my long desire to go to Thailand amd explore some BJ bar, soapy massge. , etc. , but guys I hve zero knowledge about it. , cz I have my passport.

But still I haven't gone to any country. My passport is sleeping well in my desk fresh and clean. Recently got to know the news that we can go to Thailand without visa and al. So here is my question. If any one guide to go there and return me back safe and secure from the begning. Am a baby and newbie for this.

So firstthing my pasport is ready. , I can book tickets through skyscanner for particular dates. Bcz I can plan only for 4 days for trail trip. Once I get success anf return back to India safely means I can be travell next by next. So guys what should I do next. , what are the procedure to check in? And how much should I bring. And I have my indian money in my gpay or phoenpe. Where to get exchange?? Then once I reach Thailand wht is the procedure to came out from airport. How to exchange money for another expenses for rest of days.

Once I get exchange where to get trasport to my booked hotels?? Is there any cheap hotel stay or hostel of you know let me know borthers. Once I reach the place what os the procedure to check in. What the documents shud be submit. I planned to stay near pattaya. Or can you recommend any stay near happening Street where we can get soapy massge and BJ. Should I bring converted cash in my hand or can we have in indian money in our mobile?? Will they accept? Bcz if I have cash in our hand is that safely?? And how much it cost for stay and food and orher deed for four days aprox. Can you tell me in indian ruppes. And should I bring my pasport to wherever I go along with me? Is this safe?? And I want to eat only south indian foods. So any indian hotels are there do let me know. And how much tips should I give to the chick. Any buget friendly?? And please guide me to reach airport and get the flight to India and reach safely. Guys please I knw its a very very basic silly questions. Wt to do. I'm newbie about this. Any kind souls here. If yu have time please read it and write ot for me. Thanks in advance. POV I should recah pattaya and return bck to India very safely bro without anyone help (I mean my frnds here) I shud go without the knowledge of my family and frnds. So help please.

You need to spend time reading the forum here, and the topic on Pattaya Hotels.

Some highlights:

Don't walk around with your passport. Leave it in the hotel safe. You can carry a copy of the photo page.

[Explorer8939]

I'm thinking a guy who can at a moment's notice send a girl in a foreign country 1000 quid must be a millionaire although even if I were a millionaire I would not do that.

Logic does not intrude in the mind of a guy sending money to a bargirl.

[BornToFight96]

Guys I'm from India chennai based. ,Guys please listen. , I hope I can get very Usefull infromation and guidance from reliable members over here.

Coming to the point. , since its been my long desire to go to Thailand amd explore some BJ bar, soapy massge. , etc. , but guys I hve zero knowledge about it. , cz I have my passport.

But still I haven't gone to any country. My passport is sleeping well in my desk fresh and clean. Recently got to know the news that we can go to Thailand without visa and al. So here is my question. If any one guide to go there and return me back safe and secure from the begning. Am a baby and newbie for this.

So firstthing my pasport is ready. , I can book tickets through skyscanner for particular dates. Bcz I can plan only for 4 days for trail trip. Once I get success anf return back to India safely means I can be travell next by next. So guys what should I do next. , what are the procedure to check in? And how much should I bring. And I have my indian money in my gpay or phoenpe. Where to get exchange?? Then once I reach Thailand wht is the procedure to came out from airport. How to exchange money for another expenses for rest of days.

Once I get exchange where to get trasport to my booked hotels?? Is there any cheap hotel stay or hostel of you know let me know borthers. Once I reach the place what os the procedure to check in. What the documents shud be submit. I planned to stay near pattaya. Or can you recommend any stay near happening Street where we can get soapy massge and BJ. Should I bring converted cash in my hand or can we have in indian money in our mobile?? Will they accept? Bcz if I have cash in our hand is that safely?? And how much it cost for stay and food and orher deed for four days aprox. Can you tell me in indian ruppes. And should I bring my pasport to wherever I go along with me? Is this safe?? And I want to eat only south indian foods. So any indian hotels are there do let me know. And how much tips should I give to the chick. Any buget friendly?? And please guide me to reach airport and get the flight to India and reach safely. Guys please I knw its a very very basic silly questions. Wt to do. I'm newbie about this. Any kind souls here. If yu have time please read it and write ot for me. Thanks in advance. POV I should recah pattaya and return bck to India very safely bro without anyone help (I mean my frnds here) I shud go without the knowledge of my family and frnds. So help please.

[XXL]

Yes I will do both Soi 6 and gents clubs when I get there (as well as one soapy). However, I'll visit the gents club that are just in the relative immediate vicinity of where I'll be staying at The Base as I won't be going out of my way to those that are located off the beaten path. There's just too much risk in going out further away from central just to be disappointed by the selections at gents clubs out there. At least within Central, I figure if I don't like what I see at any gents club, I'll quickly walk out and hit the next one on the street or make my way to Tree Town or Myth area or back to Soi 6. Originally I was going to spend a few hours to make it to Jomtiem and Prat since there was good feedback on the GCs over there but upon looking at websites / videos / photos for them, I didn't see any selections that appealed to me so venturing out there would be a total waste of time for me. As any of you who read my trip reports of Colombia and Panama, I'm pretty thorough on whatever scene I see. I'm just not going to have hopes high for the gents club scene in Pattaya but I will report as I see it when I visit a few of them, even if just quickly going in and right back out.

Not sure what gent's clubs you mean close to The Base. From The Base you can run the baht bus circuit along Beach Road and 2nd Road for 10 baht / trip. However, if you want to visit a place (gent's club?) further away from that circuit, you'll need a taxi so it doesn't matter much whether the place you want to visit is "really off the beaten path" or "not quite off the beaten path". Walking anywhere is a nightmare and you'll need a cab, unless you are bold enough to partake of the killing fields and rent a motorbike.

[Exoticspirit]

Your assessment is good. Soi 5 is a sort of enjoyable madhouse. Impossible not to find some ladies to your liking because of the sheer number. But then they expect quick turnover because the quicker they can get a few drinks out of you, and then the deed done quickly, the quicker they'll be outside ready to repeat. If you love the idea of young, slim girls to spend (often VERY) short time with. Soi 6 will be heaven for you. GCs are totally different. Whilst that quick bang for buck is still available if you want it, it's not why you go to them. Hitting a GC mid to late afternoon is great. Play some pool with the girls, in many of them they will suggest playing strip pool, or strip connect 4 etc and you'll see action in the open with guys getting blown off, or HJs and girls with either tits out or totally naked. Its a fun atmosphere. The ladies tend to be a bit older but you'll still find plenty of decent looking options including some slim girls who don't like the fight to win customers on the 6.

Try both. You'll soon see which you favour.

Yes I will do both Soi 6 and gents clubs when I get there (as well as one soapy). However, I'll visit the gents club that are just in the relative immediate vicinity of where I'll be staying at The Base as I won't be going out of my way to those that are located off the beaten path. There's just too much risk in going out further away from central just to be disappointed by the selections at gents clubs out there. At least within Central, I figure if I don't like what I see at any gents club, I'll quickly walk out and hit the next one on the street or make my way to Tree Town or Myth area or back to Soi 6. Originally I was going to spend a few hours to make it to Jomtiem and Prat since there was good feedback on the GCs over there but upon looking at websites / videos / photos for them, I didn't see any selections that appealed to me so venturing out there would be a total waste of time for me. As any of you who read my trip reports of Colombia and Panama, I'm pretty thorough on whatever scene I see. I'm just not going to have hopes high for the gents club scene in Pattaya but I will report as I see it when I visit a few of them, even if just quickly going in and right back out.

[PayForIt]

I haven't been to Pattaya yet but will be there for my first trip later this month so would be great to get feedback from others. Just from videos and website photos, the quality of girls in terms of attractiveness in Soi 6 bars seem to be higher than those in gents clubs. ST rates in Soi 6 seem to be similar or slightly higher at 1500 to 2000 be compared to 1500 at gents clubs with onsite rooms at similar rates around 400 to 500 be for both types of venues. Drinks seem to be similar too for both non-lady drinks and lady drinks. The vibes seem to be more relaxed though at gents clubs where bars at Soi 6 just seem louder. From those who have been to venues at both, can you offer any feedback on these comparisons?

Your assessment is good. Soi 5 is a sort of enjoyable madhouse. Impossible not to find some ladies to your liking because of the sheer number. But then they expect quick turnover because the quicker they can get a few drinks out of you, and then the deed done quickly, the quicker they'll be outside ready to repeat. If you love the idea of young, slim girls to spend (often VERY) short time with. Soi 6 will be heaven for you. GCs are totally different. Whilst that quick bang for buck is still available if you want it, it's not why you go to them. Hitting a GC mid to late afternoon is great. Play some pool with the girls, in many of them they will suggest playing strip pool, or strip connect 4 etc and you'll see action in the open with guys getting blown off, or HJs and girls with either tits out or totally naked. Its a fun atmosphere. The ladies tend to be a bit older but you'll still find plenty of decent looking options including some slim girls who don't like the fight to win customers on the 6.

Try both. You'll soon see which you favour.

[EverythingThai]

I guess I'll lose all my girls for the night if you're there. I can't compete with someone spending 50k in a night at Pin Up. When I see a whale in the bar I will always walk out. Can just come back the next night.

How many girls were you buying drinks for? I know it takes a lot just to spend 10k on lady drinks for gogo girls.

6 girls. I would hardly leave a go go bar that has about 200 girls in one night working there just because I saw one guy buying drinks for 6 girls out of those 200. [Deleted by Admin] Then there were the 3 Indian guys who spent double what I spent. 43,000 baht is nothing compared to what I have seen others spend in there. The place was rammed with girls and punters and nobody was thinking what you are.