Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[ElMexicant]

In Thailand, Yaars don't say "deleted because of pointless, unproductive drama. " We bros say, "got chin checked because of acting like a bizznitch ". LOL.

Imagine having that cray cray or really bad case of uncontrollable ADHD, that you get "triggered" by everything a bunch on anonymous random strangers online post.

Calm down and enjoy glass a cold creamy mango lassi or let that beauty in the pic below pour you some refreshing H2 the izzO.

Damn, over 170 posts for just November alone. Some even simmering in politics. Astonishing! But still "big balling" of course. Must be a term for choking on the nuts found and sold on Pothole. Got Little Troy rolling in his soon to be grave after his achy breaky heart attack, even as SWIM types. Forecasting somebody's future?

BTW, them posts aren't even always about anyone in particular. However, if someone thinks them shoe fits. Feel free to lace those bitches up, wear them high heels down the runway, and shake it.

Anyways, my fav line from "Eazy Duz It".

"he was once a thug from around the way.

Eazy, but you should. Bizznitch shut the fuck up. " - E.

"RIP you AIDS infested angry at the world MFker. " - Ice.

[SubCmdr]

El Mexicant aka The Pride of Pune has posted quite a bit in the past.

See post #3957 in this thread by EverythingThai. He throughly covers why his posts are useless over all if you are looking for information on having sex with girls in Thailand.

Since you just got here you wouldn't know about the discussions of game and other stuff discussed here.

I only just got here in your mind. If so why do I know more about Pattaya than you do and post more about it. How much game to you need know to hire a prostitute and if you don't know how to speak Thai the only game you are running is in the mirror when talking to yourself.

You missed a lot.

Actually no I didn't. Once again I refer you to post #3957 in this thread by EverythingThai as a rebuttal to your statement.

You should visit Jakarta. I think their women are better looking than Thais and there are plenty of options to be an International Prick there.

I don't care what you think and would not take a suggestion from you for anything. Why? I don 't need your male bovine excrement that you roll out and intelligent commentary like your friend ElMexicant.

When you're not chasing women there

I don't chase prostitutes. I do deals with them. They provide me with social / sexual services. I pay them. I will leave the chasing of prostitutes and running game on prostitutes to you and your friend ElMexicant. Because I have no problems being a International Trick. Did you make a typo or were you trying to insult me? LOL!

hit up Jollebee's. They have great ice cream.

I don't eat ice cream. Uncooked dairy allergy.

You want more beef. Bring it!

[SubCmdr]

With all due respect Allover and I mean that.

I have no respect for that (compound profanity redacted).

The old reports you refer to as well as the new ones are not field reports.

Figured as much. He was not providing useful information on girls then (well maybe it was useful for Allover. But that would be admitting that he knows so little about Thailand that he has to learn from an idiot the communicates using comics. LOL!

They are just comments.

The posts I have seen in the last 15 months of boots of the ground living in Pattaya has not impressed me.

What he does not do is report on his mongering activities by reporting about Price, experience, looks of the ladies and would he repeat and he does not answer other mongers to assist them by answering questions with an answer of substance. He is just a court jester posting nonsense.

Well that means no matter when I arrived I have not missed a thing.

[EverythingThai]

El Mexicant aka The Pride of Pune has posted quite a bit in the past. Since you just got here you wouldn't know about the discussions of game and other stuff discussed here. You missed a lot.

You should visit Jakarta. I think their women are better looking than Thais and there are plenty of options to be an International Prick there. When you’re not chasing women there, hit up Jollebee's. They have great ice cream.

With all due respect Allover and I mean that. The old reports you refer to as well as the new ones are not field reports. They are just comments. What he does not do is report on his mongering activities by reporting about Price, experience, looks of the ladies and would he repeat and he does not answer other mongers to assist them by answering questions with an answer of substance. He is just a court jester posting nonsense.

[SubCmdr]

When aren't we students? Tell me when you stop learning. Or you like that everything guy? LOL. And this thing about age. My body has a BMI of 21.7, 0.8 waist to hip, 11.5% body fat, 49% skeletal muscle. Feel free to guess my age? I'd wager better than most college males. As for my spirit. I have no beginning, no end. Timeless. Ageless. It's what humans call eternal and everlasting. LOL.

This was an uninteresting read. I want my time back. Now I know what it is like for others reading my diatribes about my Big Black Dick. Apologies to everyone. Has he filed a trip report about Pattaya lately?

ROTFLMO!

[Nyezhov]

This is the dude who was bragging how he would sneak into the hotel next door to his hostel to steal breakfast. Then sit at a Starbucks' table with a partially filled cup left by a previous customer so he wouldn't have to buy anything while he occupied the space. Newbies wonder why Indians have such a bad rep. Prime example ElMexicant. He brags about "no repeats" but I'm sure that's not HIS choice.

MessBoy isn't Indian. He's one of us Yanks, albeit one of the lower echelon ones. Guys that get BJ's from grannies in Patpong like yourself shouldn't be critical of anyone.

[Allover]

What I find weird is that this is the Pattaya Reports thread. I missed your trip reports over the last 15 months I have been participating in this thread. Can you please point them out to me? I am looking forward to learning how it's done Playa Playa. ROTFLMAO.

El Mexicant aka The Pride of Pune has posted quite a bit in the past. Since you just got here you wouldn't know about the discussions of game and other stuff discussed here. You missed a lot.

You should visit Jakarta. I think their women are better looking than Thais and there are plenty of options to be an International Prick there. When your not chasing women there, hit up Jollebee's. They have great ice cream.

[11Bravo]

What I find weird is that this is the Pattaya Reports thread. I missed your trip reports over the last 15 months I have been participating in this thread. Can you please point them out to me? I am looking forward to learning how it's done Playa Playa. ROTFLMAO.

If you want to find mine, look in the users blog area. I prefer for my posts not to get drowned in the the male bovine excrement that was composed by the OP.

This is the dude who was bragging how he would sneak into the hotel next door to his hostel to steal breakfast. Then sit at a Starbucks' table with a partially filled cup left by a previous customer so he wouldn't have to buy anything while he occupied the space. Newbies wonder why Indians have such a bad rep. Prime example ElMexicant. He brags about "no repeats" but I'm sure that's not HIS choice.

[EverythingThai]

Weird that there is so much lack of confidence when it comes to P4 P. Lots of deer in the headlights even when you hold the cards in your wallet. LOL.

All that stalking you are doing in the college dorm must have taught you some common sense. I actually agree with this one statement.

[EverythingThai]

The 41 drink guy does not have to. He is confirmed Korean. Hahaha.

It was 40 !

[SubCmdr]

The 16,500 baht Splurget incel needs to provide receipts.

To whom, I person who judges others about the prices they pay, but posts nothing about his own adventures in hiring prostitutes in Pattaya. Nor has he ever posted a photo of a prostitute he has hired but has plenty to say about the prostitutes others hire based on price.

Hard to believe.

Why?

I spend in the club (wouh), what you have in the bank (Yeah) - I like it, Cardi B, featuring Bad Bunny.

[ElMexicant]

Saw this. Wonder who this applies to? LOL. Pity to the dumbass that answers. Bet he already knows. LOL. .

[SubCmdr]

Suckers, Simps, Playas, and Pimps. Eventually you have to look at yourself in the mirror and figure out which of these you are and which one they perceive you as. Especially, when there is competition for girls. Of course, one in all four and all four in one is possible. Weird that there is so much lack of confidence when it comes to P4 P. Lots of deer in the headlights even when you hold the cards in your wallet. LOL.

Ok, so that means you don't visit Pattaya because you are not a: Sucker, Simp, Playa, or Pimp. Is Pimping legal in Thailand?

Pattaya is for International Tricks who enjoy the overall entertainment experience that is available here. Along with a wide range of options. If you just want to fuck goto Jakarta, Indonesia. It is less expensive. I'll visit Jakarta, but I would not want to live there. I enjoy wilding out in the clubs of Pattaya and balling like a mother fucking pro. If someone wants to hire prostitutes at a lower price point there are the girls who work in the Coconut Bar and Thai Friendly. There is everything else in between.

What I find weird is that this is the Pattaya Reports thread. I missed your trip reports over the last 15 months I have been participating in this thread. Can you please point them out to me? I am looking forward to learning how it's done Playa Playa. ROTFLMAO.

If you want to find mine, look in the users blog area. I prefer for my posts not to get drowned in the the male bovine excrement that was composed by the OP.

[UglyAzzMan]

The 16,500 baht Splurget incel needs to provide receipts. Hard to believe.

The 41 drink guy does not have to. He is confirmed Korean. Hahaha.

[SubCmdr]

Who appointed you the critic of posters here?

Is ExploreC3P0 saying that he is not critical of others who post here and in other threads in the Thailand forum?

SubCmdr indicates that he doesn't think that the March 31,2025 tax filing will be a big deal. My opinion is that most Farangs will bother to file, so reading his account of actually doing his Thai taxes will be interesting.

It is technically possible that none of your barfines have Thai boyfriends or husbands, but that would mean you're a fugitive from the law of averages. Given that you frequent GCs and Beach Road where most ladies live with Thai men, it's not likely that you are banging single women. Especially if you are barfining from GCs where I know the ladies.

SubCmdr claims he doesn't know that bargirls often have Thai men, but most of the rest of you do. So for you guys, it's like I'm posting that water is wet. But for the SubCmdr, it's a revelation.

The Defense Rests!