Lima

[MocosGuey]

8 days in Lima. With buddies. Touristy stuff and hobbying. Not going to be as adventurous as some of why'all veterans, but here goes.

Airline (s).

Delta to San Jose, CR 22 k miles +$25.

Copa Airlines from San Jose to Lima, $220.

Delta from back from Lima, 46 k miles + $46.

Total $291 are / t.

Lodging.

Airbnb on Cisneros, Miraflores waterfornt malecon, 3 br with balcony. Debated with the host before hand about the whole no visitors policy and / or having to register guests beforehand. Basically asked her hey, so you're saying if I meet the woman of my dreams and possibly future wife, I can't have her over? I mean, we're grown ups. I'm not trying to have a party in your place. After some more hemming and hawing, she says ok, but how many people total. I'm like there's 3 of us so max 6 if we all meet our unicorn women. LOL I say we'll have your doorman get every ID. When the 1st one showed up, doorman was like oh I know what's up, go on up. No questions. Took care of the doormen the next day just to secure things and had smooth sailing the whole trip. Place was $120/ nt. Split 3 ways, $40/ nt.

Money.

Brought about $2000 on advice of the host. Found a casa de cambio on Jose Pardo that gave us pretty much the wholesale rate - 3. 7. Nowhere else had that, not my bank here in the states, not the banks or atms there. If I recall, the ATM rate I got there was around 3. 15-3. 2. So I stuck with using my Amex and charging in Soles (3. 45 rate) where possible / needed, and changing my $ at the casa de cambio for cash needs here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/bSk3FVR7BCZbmnW8A.

Activities.

Day 1 - Saturday.

Late arrival from San Jose, CR. Uber to Airbnb. We spent 2 nights with novias in San Jose so weren't in a rush. After a nap, walked to that San Ramon alley near Parque Kennedy for som food and to see what the street options were. The Lomo Saltado was the best thing that night. Street action was pretty bad. So we hit one of the rooftops there. Dubai or something like that. The cool thing was hanging with locals but it was impossible to pry any of the chicas away from their group. Leaving there, stopped at Tambo just north around the corner from that San Ramon alley for gatorades and beer. Hit up a really nice looking girl that was ordering food from there. At first, she was standoffish but saw her on the way out by the food pass-thru window and just said fuck it. Offered her my number and said to hit me up if she'd like to chat / hang out.

Day 2 - Sunday.

Finally up and about around 1 pm. Brunch at Rutina. Highly recommend as well. https://maps.app.goo.gl/A39QsRwA7Kzahw9a6 Went to Larcomar to check it out. Basically a mall, lots of locals so that was nice. Girl from Tambo hit me up on whatsapp. My spanish is terrible, but I try and it seems they like it, even if it's atrocious. Set a date for later. Yayyyy.

So we end up at Ayahuasca, because one of the doormen said to go there. Very nice joint, dead on Sundays, but that worked out because we ended up getting a private tour of every room in that mansion. 5 bars, I believe and lots of different places to hide in there. Food, drinks and music is amazing. Go there. Back at the airbnb, Tambo girl flaked and I got desperate and ordered one from photokinesiologas. Looked nothing like the pics but was passable. Maybe a 6, but nice body and I needed to let one go. Damage 300 soles ($80 ish).

Day 3 - Monday.

3rd Musketeer arrives. Did one of those 5 HR city tours. Museums, catacombs, history, culture, good shit. Got my steps in. No word from Tambo girl. Surfed some more on photokines and went with a Colombiana. She was in an apartment by Ovalo Bolognesi. This circle with a park in the middle, maybe 5 minutes walk from the airbnb. Since I'm a chickenshit and in a new city and don't know nuthin, had my boys walk with me and check out the apartment building and make sure we didn't see any shady shit. It was 200 soles ($50 ish) for 30 minutes and by the looks of the apartment and room that is all I would want. She was nice, 20 yo, big tits and awesome personality. She was maybe a 6 or 7 and into it so that helped even though I could feel the mattress springs in my knees or back depending on the position. Anyway, nice BBBJ to finish and I was back out in the park with my boys.

Decided to check out one of the more higher end rooftops and went to 27 Tapas. Very nice ambiance and local crowd, clearly the more well to do folks. A gaggle of ladies at one end of the bar but man, they would not give us the time of day. LOL Later we went to Houlihans for sports and beer where one of my guys struck up a thing with one of the waitresses, cute as a button 19 yo. Said she had friends and they'd like to hang out so we turned away the freelancers that were at the bar trying to hook up in favor of seeing how far we could go with the local action.

Day 4 - Tuesday.

Started the day around 11 am with brunch, forget the name of the place. I had looked up some tantra / nuru type places before arriving and we decided to go check one out. We went to Kaori Masajes https://maps.app.goo.gl/FC6jdhDqJn6vipdt8. All communication via whatsapp and they said come on. So we went, got buzzed in, climbed to the 5th floor, and let thru another iron gate by a really hottie. Maybe 8 or 9 - and spoke really good English. We were led into a room where we got asked what we wanted. Two of us opted for nuru and one regular. We then got introduced to the available ladies to pick. Mine was Venezualan. I was quoted 250 soles for the massage and 2 pops. After a quick shower, we were under way. She asked if ID be interested in an additional 150 soles to be able to suck her tits, finger her, etc, etc but no sex and I was like sure. OK massage, but when I flipped on my back and she started sliding all over me with those amazing breasts I was lost. LOL. Reached over and she was dripping wet, so in went one finger, then two and then three. She came twice went to work on me. Got a nice big eruption and the cleanup began. She was so pretty and her pussy so wet I had to see if we could have an arrangement. She agreed to take my number and immediately messaged. We set a date for later. The other guy who got nuru, got similar treatment but cheaper than me. He got all that without the extra 100 soles.

This evening, we did an amazing food tour through Barranco. 4 hours, 6 food / drink places, several other art / cultural stops. This was freaking amazing. The ceviche must be from the gods. Pisco sours, Lomo Saltados, all kinds of shit. Massage girl ghosted me.

Day 5 - Wednesday.

Today was an all-day tour day. From 5 am to 11 pm. We did the Paracas, Islas Ballestas, Huacachina oasis and Ica desert tour. Man it was brutal being up that early with the long bus ride, but very comfortable and great guide. This tour was really good finishing up with the sand surfing and dune buggying into the sunset. $139 per person and we went with Peru Hop on this tour https://www.peruhop.com/passes/1-day-tour-from-lima/.

No hobbying today.

Day 6 - Thursday.

We started with a walk up to the Huaca Pucllana site and took a tour. Fantastic place. I never cease to be amazed by how much shit precedes us and this time we're. Really puts things in perspective. After that, we're like got to have Peruvian Chicken so we walked over to Las Canastas https://maps.app.goo.gl/rMLzFPKjFmEisBCo8 for the chicken and chica morada. I was comatose after the half chicken I devoured. Went back to Larcomar and just chilled the rest of the day. Ended up at Houlihans again to follow up with the waitress. Set a date with her and her friends for next day. Back at the airbnb, photokines again.

The girl from the massage place set a date for 7 pm but ghosted me AGAIN, so back to photokines. Got another vennie who kinda matched the pics, and initially seemed like she would be great, from personality, but went into the bathroom and came out a different person. Not sure if she took / did some shit but she was a sobbing mess. But we went ahead with the deeds, ok BBBJ, rest covered. Not really into it. As soon as we're done she starts asking for more, telling me her breast implant surgery was botched and she has to go fix it, showing me a lump. I don't mean to sound heartless but I was getting annoyed. Then it was messages from her pimp or something saying she'd been there over an hour and a car was waiting downstairs. Original damage 300 soles ($80 ish) + another 300 soles to put an end to the drama and get her out of my airbnb. Arggghhhhh. Went out to Atlantic City Casino to go lose some money. I got to get my blackjack fix once per trip. Played till almost 4 am (stupid).

Day 7 - Friday.

Wanted to day to be chill since late night gambling and we had dates with Houlihan waitress and her friends later. So went shopping for local things to bring home. Went to Inka market. Your typical venus fly trap of local / artisanal things. 87 stalls owned my 3 people selling the same stuff and everyone is trying to get you and you have to do the haggling thing and all that. Anyway, found some good stuff. Massage girl says she's definitely coming. I was like whatever. 8 pm I'm dressed and ready to go, massage girl says she's downstairs. My guys leave to go meet the Houlihans crew at Ayahuasca and I stay back. TLDR, huge let down. The damn nuru session with her was waaaaaay better than actual sex with her. I shoulda left it at that. Damage 400 soles plus uber because she lives way up past LOS Olivos. Oh well. Busted a nut but it was underwhelming. Off to Ayahuasaca.

Had the best time with 4 local girls at Ayahuasca. Ate, drank, talked, laughed, danced. It was amazing. One was really into me and we were getting very handsy. Knew for sure I was going to hit that. 2 am and we're walking out and she's going with me and her friend, the waitress, comes over and grabs her arm and is like come on, you're coming with me girl. She had to pull her to the taxi. So again, man, I found it very difficult to separate any girl from her group. So that was that, took my blue balls home.

Day 8 - Saturday.

Time to go home. The girl from last night messages and wants to see me before I leave. I'm like, I'm busy packing and shit. Come to my airbnb and hang. She won't. Wants me to meet her at a starbucks and come to her place and I'm like I don't have time. She sends a video sobbing that she really wants to see me. I'm like I'll send you an uber. Nope. This goes on all damn afternoon until I leave for the airport. Smh.

I enjoyed Lima. I did not get to do any of the Chongos, but maybe next time. From a mongering perspective, it was meh / ok for me but maybe the Chongos could have changed that. However, I'll definitely come back as I enjoy touristy shit too and still want to do Machu Picchu, Nazca Lines and other places in Peru. Plus I want to pursue the local girls more for the next trip and see if I can set up a regular there. I have regulars in Colombia, CR, Panama etc so figure I'll try there too. And the food scene is just insane.

Humbly. Mocos.

[SonicBoom1]

http://www.ocompra.com/peru/item/mas...icos-678879448

https://reikimassagerelaxing.com


I'll be back in Lima soon and I'm torn between seeing her again and trying a few other contacts I've made. I'm pretty sure the second meeting would be even better.

Thanks for the useful info. I like massages as well, but have not been able to find one where I can enjoy the massage as much as the fun afterwords. So I just stick to a regulr massage in miraflores.

May I ask what was the cost of these encounters. I see them listed at S /. 100 each but I doubt that includes the extra services?

When will you be in Lima next? I just arrived and will be here for a few weeks.

[PineTree]

http://www.ocompra.com/peru/item/mas...icos-678879448

What Maggy really had going for her was that she was eager to come to my hotel at 0130. She dressed in an outfit similar to her photo in the ad and began the massage without taking off anything. I was ok with that as it was 0130 and having a decent massage at that hour, and given how tired I was, was enough for me. After about 30 minutes of a not bad massage she began to tease a bit and I responded with "ok" a lot. Eventually all her clothes were lying on the floor except some skimpy undies. She wouldn't have sex or even give a BJ but I had fun with a Russian finish. She's keeping in touch with the hope that I'll text her again. I might if it's late at night and she willing to deliver more.

As you can see from her photos she's not young but she was engaging and fun. She kisses well too. Like so many other Latin women beyond their 20's she was pleasantly surprised, I think, to have an engagement with a man who was considerate and played around a bit before driving the point home.

https://reikimassagerelaxing.com

Ariel has an office attached to a salon near Kennedy Park. The way she looks in the website doesn't do her justice at all. The dyed red hair is for real but you wouldn't believe that body. From the neck down she is a total teenager. She might be 5 feet tall but only barely and her small, natural tits stick straight out. That tiny little butt is to die for. Even after showering together she wasn't quite comfortable with me licking it. My efforts probably surprised her but I think she'll be ready for me next time. It was so much fun in 69 with her that I finished that way.

We began the encounter in my hotel room with a massage and it wasn't skilled but she was attentive. She didn't really tease much but she had taken off her dress and was wearing only a bra and panties. After a while I just couldn't resist touching her lovely figure and taking off her clothes. At some point she beckoned me to the shower and we washed each other down really well. Before long she was on her knees for a BBBJ and staring up at me. I'll skip a few details but we soon dried off and went to bed where I went between her legs for some extended licking, and she seemed to enjoy it. Soon after she laid me on my back, took jr in her mouth and stared at me again. Nice! It surprised her when I pulled her hips around and lowered those tiny labia on my face. Yeah, she liked that too.

I'll be back in Lima soon and I'm torn between seeing her again and trying a few other contacts I've made. I'm pretty sure the second meeting would be even better.

[Questner]

At Mexidan Thank you for the report. Next year a highway road to Macchu Picchu will be completed, should be another option to see the site.

[Mexidan]

Airfare: Copa Airlines $350 RT. Copa seems to have great rates as it positions itself to become the gateway to Latin America. The airport in Panama leaves a LOT to be desired as it is run down: carpets super old and most charging stations are broken. For the price, it will do.

Accommodation: I stayed in a nice airBNB just minutes from Kennedy Park, $25/ nt. It was ok for what it was, but the location was great. So many restaurants and bars in the area, local shops and grocery stores nearby too to stock up my refrigerator. I didn't bring any freelancers back, but was told by 24-HR security that they would log guest IDs when and if I had done so.

Money: Did not change money and actually used the ATMs. The exchange fee seemed high, but my USAA checking returned all ATM fees, so I was good. The exchange rate was 3. 7 soles / dollar. Just did the math as 4/1 for easier conversions in my head.

Taxis: Plentiful, but I used Uber. Uber could be nice, but my rides were also cancelled a lot. It got annoying after a while, but it was par for the course here.

Traffic: OMG, the worst traffic that I have seen anywhere in the world, which includes India and Vietnam! There was no such thing as a short ride or a quick ride. A few times I tipped the driver to go onto the toll road because the freeway was packed without any movement. My rides out the chongos were usually 1. 5-2 hours but the Uber rides were cheap.

Food: Lima is well known for its gastronomic scene, especially in Miraflores. I had ceviche that tasted so different from the Mexican ceviche I'm used to. Chinese restaraunts are also found everywhere.

Girls: There were freelancers around, but none really tickled my fancy. Most were Venezuelans and Ecuadorians, but I had no faith, after seeing them, that I wouldn't have problems. So I did all my mongering at the Chongos.

Chongos: Entry to chongos that I visited were generally 10-20 soles. Chongos here have some distinctions over their Ecuadorian counterparts. Some takeaways:

1. No ID / passport checks here like in Ecuador.

2. You may keep your cell phone with you but it must be turned off upon entry. Checking your phone will usually get you ejected from the premises.

3. Chongos are generally set up for use by locals, not tourists. Many of these areas are very sketchy but are ok when going directly to / from via Uber or Taxi. A great majority of Chongos are 90 minutes or so from Miraflores.

4. Girls here are assigned rooms. After sessions, there is no change of bedsheets. They are changed nightly. Cost for service is approximately 50 soles. EVERYTHING is covered.

5. A key activity that is special here are shows, usually done on the hour or so depending on the time of day. Some shows are just girls dancing (as you would see in a USA strip club). Some are very well done / professionally choreographed. These ones are quite a performance!

6. Very few, if any, peruvianas working in the Chongos. Most are Venezuelan / Colombian / Ecuadorian.

That said, my two favorites are:

1. Clinica del Corazon: instagram.com/ clinicadelcorazonoficial. This is one of the newest constructed chonghos. It is well lit, super clean and modern. Their speaker system is top of the line. Cash only.

2. Las Sirenitas: instagram.com/ sirenitasvipoficial. A nice chongo, but definitely dated inside. The shows here are top notch. Also, they have multiple restaurants onsite serving local food. Credit Card accepted, no service charge.

I didn't mind other chongos that I visited, but they were definitely of a lower quality than the two listed above.

1. La Estacion.

2. La Colmena.

3.

Touristy stuff: In addition to doing a lot of walking around Miraflores, I took in two bus tours. For buying the Lima bus tour, I was given the Miraflores bus tour for free. I paid $30 USD or so for the tours total. I was very happy. Much of the Lima tour was walking once we got into centro. I was quite impressed with the tours.

Missed out, will do next time:

Cusco / Macchu Picchu. Advanced tickets required to visit Macchu Picchu. To correct overtourism of the area, a limited amount of tourists are allowed to traverse the mountain daily, and only with a local guide.

Changing of the Guard at Plaza de Armas.

Circuito Magico de Agua. Fountain Water Show.

I would come back to Peru to check of Macchu Picchu off of my bucket list. However, there is nothing spectacular over other locales that would make me choose Lima as a location that I must return to.

[SonicBoom1]

Hi Folks,

Another sweetie I met recently.

Later.

Fantastic find Jockey!

[KratlamInt]

Hi Folks,

Another sweetie I met recently.

Later.

It's been 2 years since I've been to Lima. Thanks for keeping this part of the sub alive! What was the damage and what's the going damage these days? Cheers!

[Jockey16]

Hi Folks,

Another sweetie I met recently.

Later.

[JayWonEm]

Hi Jay,

I can't PM you.

You need to pay your $20, to Jackson to register and to receive PM's.

Later.

I paid some time ago and have been using DMs. Just sent you a message and it shows in my Sent folder. If you didn't get it please post here and I'll figure out what is going on. Thanks!!

BC.

[Jockey16]

Hi Jay,

I can't PM you.

You need to pay your $20, to Jackson to register and to receive PM's.

Later.

Will be making my first visit to Lima mid-December, coming from Cusco and Machu Picchu. Hoping for no residual effects from altitude. Goals are to enjoy as much female company as possible, eat and drink as well as possible, practice my Spanish, see the sights, and if possible have a drink and / or meal with any of you guys who may happen to be in town. Special thanks to local gurus Jack Jericho and jockey16 for their invaluable assistance.

I am older, and have decent Spanish (conversational but far from fluent). I will be staying near the golf course west of San Isidro, so Lince will probably be my primary search area. Have found some prospects based on the photokines site combined with reviews from "hermanosdeleche" and DMs are open for specific recommendations (hint hint jockey). I am intrigued by the chongos. It sounds similar to the "laufhaus" setup in Vienna and elsewhere, and the price is certainly right. I like the idea of seeing a bunch of girls knowing I can have any one I want. I will probably also try one of the massage facilities recommended by JJ.

Having said that, my strong preference is to find a girl and stick with her as a "temporary GF". Given the affordability compared to home, it is pretty much a luxury I have to travel to enjoy. I don't like being on a clock, I enjoy having dining company, and at 70 I am glad to pay to spend a day with a girl less than half my age doing tourist stuff..

[JayWonEm]

Will be making my first visit to Lima mid-December, coming from Cusco and Machu Picchu. Hoping for no residual effects from altitude. Goals are to enjoy as much female company as possible, eat and drink as well as possible, practice my Spanish, see the sights, and if possible have a drink and / or meal with any of you guys who may happen to be in town. Special thanks to local gurus Jack Jericho and jockey16 for their invaluable assistance.

I am older, and have decent Spanish (conversational but far from fluent). I will be staying near the golf course west of San Isidro, so Lince will probably be my primary search area. Have found some prospects based on the photokines site combined with reviews from "hermanosdeleche" and DMs are open for specific recommendations (hint hint jockey). I am intrigued by the chongos. It sounds similar to the "laufhaus" setup in Vienna and elsewhere, and the price is certainly right. I like the idea of seeing a bunch of girls knowing I can have any one I want. I will probably also try one of the massage facilities recommended by JJ.

Having said that, my strong preference is to find a girl and stick with her as a "temporary GF". Given the affordability compared to home, it is pretty much a luxury I have to travel to enjoy. I don't like being on a clock, I enjoy having dining company, and at 70 I am glad to pay to spend a day with a girl less than half my age doing tourist stuff.

If anyone has specific recommendations for a girl open to multi-hour / overnight dates, who would be fun to spend some time with over a few days, DMs are open. Otherwise I will probably start working my photokines list hoping to find a compatible girl open to overnights, and if that doesn't work go with a combo of ads, sauna / massage spas, and chongos. Also open to good restaurant recommendations in the Lince / San Isidro area.

As I said, if anyone is in town I will buy the first couple of rounds (or equivalent for non-drinkers).

BC.

[PineTree]

I viagra over the counter in Peru? What quantities?

[KratlamInt]

Hi Folks,

A cutie I met recently.

Later.

Phenomenal share, nice Jockey! I can't wait to get back to Lima.

[TheVita]

Hey everyone! I'm going to be in Peru for two weeks and, due to scheduling, I'll be spending New Year's in Lima. Has anyone spent New Year's in Lima before? Any recommendations on where to celebrate? It seems like a lot of people head to the beach, but I'd love to hear about other options too. Thanks in advance!

[Jack Jericho]

Some ads also make a distinction between "anal para terminar" and "full anal. " It doesn't mean bare back because they might also specify "todos con condon. ".

"anal para terminar": Anal to finish. Meaning you finish in her ass.

"full anal": The same as in English, meaning that the entire session is anal (no vaginal).

J. J.