Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

ROTFLMO!

I guess by putting MessBoy on ignore, I miss the good stuff and thanks for alerting me that he has a "gik" in Pattaya, which I don't understand since he lives in Colombia or the DR or wherever he goes to avoid any difficulties he had in Richmond Va. MessBoy is quite well known there. Now he has sunk to the level of defending some Thai hookers honour.

Anyway, its amazing to me that the international trick, the world famous big black dick (translation: I'm sad, weak, uneducated, obnoxious and a biatch so I will use racist tropes about black mens penii to make you think I am a man) has fallen in love with a GILF from the BJ bars or as is highly likely, a hag from Beach Road who was found one time unconscious on her face with a rubber hanging out of her ass and a fistfull of rupees. Love is in the air.

But what's he going to do when he continues his International Trick Lifestyle and leaves his beloved? Send her $$ while she she peddles her ass to all and sundry at her bargain rate? Has he, the worlds greatest professional trick fallen in love?

How about it you two bit uneducated ghetto thug. Going to defend the honour of your girl? Call me out? Tell me to come visit you at some bar in Pattaya? You going to be there when we show up, or are you just the chickensh*t little biatch we all know you are.

Some things don't deserve a response. File a trip report brother. That means you actually got some pussy. We all know that isn't happening. You are way too angry and agitated for that. The above post shows it.

I am at peace with myself and all others

[Explorer8939]

There is one poster here who often complains that I travel with Thai ladies. At the moment, I am in Dubai with a Thai lady, paying $30 per day.

I would hate to think how much ladies cost per day here in Dubai.

[Explorer8939]

While I am traveling, I have a bargirl living in my condo. She works at Catflaps, which is near my condo.

I am hopeful she can withstand the urge to bring a Thai man back to my room.

[UglyAzzMan]

SubCmdr,

As I stated before, I have departed from Thailand to avoid being a tax resident for 2024.

I'm in Dubai with a Thai lady for a while.

Thai taxes due March 2025. America is fine if paperwork turned in October 2025.

See the problem.

I got a one year cooking visa but will stay under 180.

[Nyezhov]

I guess by putting MessBoy on ignore, I miss the good stuff and thanks for alerting me that he has a "gik" in Pattaya, which I don't understand since he lives in Colombia or the DR or wherever he goes to avoid any difficulties he had in Richmond Va. MessBoy is quite well known there. Now he has sunk to the level of defending some Thai hookers honour.

Anyway, its amazing to me that the international trick, the world famous big black dick (translation: I'm sad, weak, uneducated, obnoxious and a biatch so I will use racist tropes about black mens penii to make you think I am a man) has fallen in love with a GILF from the BJ bars or as is highly likely, a hag from Beach Road who was found one time unconscious on her face with a rubber hanging out of her ass and a fistfull of rupees. Love is in the air.

But what's he going to do when he continues his International Trick Lifestyle and leaves his beloved? Send her $$ while she she peddles her ass to all and sundry at her bargain rate? Has he, the worlds greatest professional trick fallen in love?

How about it you two bit uneducated ghetto thug. Going to defend the honour of your girl? Call me out? Tell me to come visit you at some bar in Pattaya? You going to be there when we show up, or are you just the chickensh*t little biatch we all know you are.

[Bunky]

Please tell me someone knows what movie that line comes from. Or am I really that old? You millennials have no appreciation for the greatest Christmas movie ever made, and even the sequel wasn't bad. I mean, who doesn't love airports during Christmas?

That takes me back.

[Explorer8939]

It seems many people do not even know what a kik or gik is in the first place. There is mia, mia noi, faen, kik. You can't really have a kik without having a mia or faen. That would be like having a trunk, but no car. You need the one to have the other. Fireworks show was a "blast" last night.

I have heard kik used by Thais who don't have a regular partner, but for the most part, you are correct.

SubCmdr doesn't have a kik, he has a girlfriend.

[SubCmdr]

SubCmdr, As I stated before, I have departed from Thailand to avoid being a tax resident for 2024. I'm in Dubai with a Thai lady for a while.

If that is the case then keep my handle out of my posts, your nose out of my tax business and your defamatory comments about my kik out of your posts. You are in NO position to hand out relationship advice if YOU are traveling the world with a Thai lady when any decent International Trick worth a damn knows it is full of pussy. Personally I don't understand that.

Your time; Your money; Your dick: Your call!

My offer stands. You know where to find me.

[ElMexicant]

Post count is quite remarkable. I can't even imagine how much whining and bawling like a Mac Book Pro it takes to reach those numbers. What is l do know is this level of bawling is like Spooge, Badger, and Skinny Pete thinking about their lives and come ups are the shiznitch. Then they get to compare themselves to Walter White's. Totally different level that is unimaginable. SWIM is getting quite bored. Please entertain us. More bawling! LOL.

[SubCmdr]

It is amazing to me that same people saying I am retarded and an idiot have to be told how to dress when they are going out to hire a prostitute. My Mother taught me not to leave the house looking ragged. If you didn't have new clothes make sure they were clean and pressed. It seems there a bunch of people running around here that didn't get raised right. Other grown men having to tell their own how to dress. Really? GTF!

Seems some of you all need to be proffering me some apologies. You have so many good examples that you should have learned from in your youth. Here is one:

Clean shirt, new shoes; And I don't know where I am goin' to; Silk suit, black tie (black tie); I don't need a reason why;
They come runnin' just as fast as they can; 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man;
Gold watch, diamond ring; I ain't missin' not a single thing; Cufflinks, stick pin; When I step out, I'm gonna do you in;
They come runnin' just as fast as they can;'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
Top coat, top hat; But I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat; Black shades, white gloves;Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love
They come runnin' just as fast as they can; 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man - Sharp Dressed Man, ZZTop.

These white boys were cool as fuck and they knew what they were talking about. !

[SubCmdr]

I for one will certainly emphasize the importance of your first point. Bangkok is not a beach town. But I see dudes walking around in shorts, flip-flops, and wife beaters all the time. Many are unshaven and unkempt. Thai people put a premium on appearance and cleanliness as is stated above. The only time I ever wear shorts in Bangkok is at the gym. I usually take two to three showers a day, change clothes at least twice, ensure that I am well groomed and that includes meticulous manscaping and trimming of armpit hair as well. Also be clean shaven guys. Asian women for the most part do not like beards and mustaches and stubble isn't going to get you anywhere. Save the ragged look for Pattaya.

Further proof of my original contention.

LOL. It never ceases to amaze me the state some of these punters go looking for gals in. And they wonder why they are quoted extremely high prices and don't get good service.

Added to the fact that most are old, fat, ugly and dumb Then they wonder why they cannot compete.

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

They never ever look in the mirror and blame themselves. I hope your advice helps Goatscrot cause we got some mother fuckers posting up in here that certain need it.

[SubCmdr]

Most Farangs from my counrty origin are old fat ugly and dumb.

Since you're an idiot

Oh really?

I'll give you this sound advice. Don't even think of buying a condo. Just rent.

Written by a man that does not even LIVE in Thailand. Written by a man that does not have the stack to support his flow. Advice given not to buy a condo. That is because he could never even afford to by a condo here nor in his unknown country of origin.

You tell me, why so many Farangs in general are old, fat, ugly and dumb? It is no wonder they are complaining that they cannot compete. Bet you fit the description.

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

If you don't know now you know. Add to it that they don't have the flow to support their stack so they cannot even keep up. Even if they did they wouldn't spend it. The large number of cheap charlie's in their mother fucking wife beaters with their bellies hanging out wanting to talk shit because I'm rolling with fine ass Thai Girl. Sound familiar Allover?

The worst thing about Thailand is the Farangs from my country of origin. The best part of my night out Heaven Best was watching all the old, fat and ugly Farangs mean mug me because this Farang Dam was balling like a mother fucking pro!.

Allover, where you from? Where you live? You real or just an internet sock posing from the basement of someones house in sex prison someplace?

[Mr Enternational]

Stub after you get settled in you will find many kiks are ex-bar girls.

It seems many people do not even know what a kik or gik is in the first place. There is mia, mia noi, faen, kik. You can't really have a kik without having a mia or faen. That would be like having a trunk, but no car. You need the one to have the other. Fireworks show was a "blast" last night.

[Newton York]

Please tell me someone knows what movie that line comes from. Or am I really that old? You millennials have no appreciation for the greatest Christmas movie ever made, and even the sequel wasn't bad. I mean, who doesn't love airports during Christmas?

I wear the chain I forged in life. I forged it link by link and yard by yard. Mine is a ponderous chain. Link by link I wish it were so, so much so I wish it to be Bangkok. Back in Bangkok. My Christmas wish for this year and the next, and the next and so on, till I breath my last. I won't give up until I make it back.

Let it be known people, I was so close. So close. Had my flight booked and everything, I was going to do 2 weeks back in October, but then life stepped in and stopped me. It's making me want to go more than ever now, if it means destroying my life just so I can step foot in Thailand again, then so be it. Make it so number one.

Nothing but regrets. So many regrets. But not Thailand. The one good thing I've done in life was to know Bangkok. By the balls of Beelzebub, give me one last chance at that. Let me go back to Bangkok and then I'll be ready. Then I'll be ready to die. Thailand is heaven on earth, it'll fix all my problems, set me at ease and I'll finally be able to find peace. I just need the anxiety and the voices in my head to quiet down. If just for one day.

That's my rant! Have a shitty Christmas yall! Yeehaw!

[SubCmdr]

This thread is filled with a group of individuals that spend WAY more time worrying about what I am doing with my Big Black Dick and my flow that creates the stack that allows me to be ballin like a mother fucking pro than I do. Don't worry about it brothers. I got this. Worry about your small white dicks and pay attention to your own flow for your own stack. Idiots who don't even live here should not be trying to give me advice. If you are using Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds to get the relationship status and life stories out of your girls, keep it to yourself. No one gives a fuck.

Just a remember a trip report incudes where you sourced your prostitute, services you hired your prostitute to perform, amount of money you paid your prostitute. Were you satisfied with the encounter. It really is that simple gentleman. So of you mother fucks need to get with the program. Look through the history of our local real estate expert. 8 of his last 10 posts were here.

The Thailand Choir of Critics couldn't handle me on their own so they brought one of my OG Haters (Ship Captain). That mother fucker has not even been to Thailand before. Next they are going to trot out 1200 THB love me long time guy. I am waiting for him with his favorite. OREO Cookies. Did I miss anyone? If there are any big breast to be found keep an eye out for DCups. Lastly pretty certain we get an appearance from Hi, my name is I Coolie. He will want me to do what he say and not what he does. Next he will be giving me lecture on how to be a man. Somebody let the mother fucker know that my mental health is just fine. Don't think he has been to Thailand either. At least not lately. Can't get his tongue out of the ass of the Ship Captain's live in prostitute in the Dominican Republic.

ROTFLMAO