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[Nyezhov]

You can get a 30 year lease, which will probably out live lots of guys here, and it can be renewed if you live that long. And there must be a way to "will" the lease to someone else of your choice. That should keep her faithful. Or my choice is to will 1/2 to her and 1/2 to the other bar girl you select to make a 3 party party.

I don't think leases are inheritable. But I could be wrong.

[TConor]

In Thailand, foreigners cannot own land. So when you buy a house with your Thai girlfriend, she gets it when you break up.

And probably 90% of bargirl relationships involving purchase of a house end when ownership of the house is finalized. I can't tell you how many bargirls come back to work once the house has been built or purchased.

You can get a 30 year lease, which will probably out live lots of guys here, and it can be renewed if you live that long. And there must be a way to "will" the lease to someone else of your choice. That should keep her faithful. Or my choice is to will 1/2 to her and 1/2 to the other bar girl you select to make a 3 party party.

[Paolo99]

In Thailand, you get to have chicks half your age, or in my case, one third my age. Wait. I'm so old, the chicks are basically a quarter my age! Hah!

When a chick ask me how old I am, I ask her how old is your dad?

The dad is almost always younger than me, I just tell her I'm older than dad.

You would see their faces, usually they don't find it funny.

[Newton York]

https://thethaiger.com/news/national...marriage-trend

By Merlin's beard! Why would anyone want to 'rent' a wife in Thailand? Isn't that what we sort of do already? Except we switch out the girls from day to day, hour to hour. I mean the whole point of Thailand is so that we don't get stuck with just one chick. That's the POINT! Why are people paying thousands for the same chick over weeks and weeks? What's the difference from that and a real shitty marriage? Beelzebub Himself would hate this. The longest I ever had a Thai chick was 2 days, and by then I was ready for her to skidaddle so I could fuck another babe. Can you imagine if you're married to the same woman from 20 years ago, she'd look like crap now. In Thailand, you get to have chicks half your age, or in my case, one third my age. Wait. I'm so old, the chicks are basically a quarter my age! Hah!

It sounds like these dudes, want someone that'll drive them around, show them around, cook and clean for them, etc. I mean by Lucifer's ballsack, just get a maid and or driver then. Then get a different chick to fuck every day. Thailand, a paradise on earth, created by Mephistopheles Himself for our pleasure, and some idiots would spend thousands to just have one chick? Oh Puh-lease. Give me 3 different chicks every day, and when I find a coupla good gems, I'd repeat them the next week. And when there's a really good one, I'll spend the whole day with her a week later.

[Explorer8939]

In Thailand, foreigners cannot own land. So when you buy a house with your Thai girlfriend, she gets it when you break up.

And probably 90% of bargirl relationships involving purchase of a house end when ownership of the house is finalized. I can't tell you how many bargirls come back to work once the house has been built or purchased.

[Newton York]

I could be 1 out of 10 boyfriends that a Thai bar girl juggles around, don't matter to me. I'm an old man now, at best I got a few years left. Use me, fuck me over, so long as I get to be in Thailand. That being said though, why would any guy in pussy heaven like Thailand want to shack up permanently with just 1 chick when he could have as many as he can handle?

As I've said many times here, and from my own personal experience, since I look like a Danny Devito type, these Thai chicks will fuck us foreigners, so long as we pay up. By Beelzebubs balls, it's the only way an ugly ass man such as myself can get laid anyway.

I say bring it on, Thailand is a thousand times better than the hell-hole I'm in now, I don't ever remember a time when America was good to me. Thank you Uncle Sam!

No, I take it back. The one time America was good to me was when Die Hard was released. Yeah, yippee ki yay motherfuckers! Best damn Christmas movie ever made!

That might explain why there are so many Americans cool with being screwed over by Thai chicks. Somehow it's still better than being in America itself I suppose. Satan knows the VA doesn't do shit for me. Fucking hell. You kids are lucky you know South East Asia as the paradise it is now. I was there decades ago when it was hell. Thanks again Uncle Sam!

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
"No fucking shit lady, does it sound like im ordering a pizza?"

So many great lines. Best Christmas movie ever!

[Mr Enternational]

My boy (American) was married to a chick and they lived where she is from in Isaan. He had a house built on her mother's land, and the house is in the chick's name. They broke up and both came to Pattaya. She met another American guy who bought her a bar on Soi Chaiyapoon for $40,000. She met another American guy who she dated for about 1 year. They just sold the bar and moved back to Isaan and got married. They had $40,000 worth of gold at the wedding. My boy refuses to move out of the house that he paid to build, so now they all 3 live together, but my boy says that master bedroom is his! The guy that bought the bar for her is moping around Pattaya wondering what the fuck happened. My ass had just bought a 300 baht shirt from the bar calling myself supporting it right before they sold it off. She had the bar about a year and a half. I am cool with all 3 guys. The truth is stranger than fiction.

[Explorer8939]

Bargirls typically want to see a customer for three days, either a barfine for three days, or 3 one night barfines.

They use the 3 days to evaluate the customer to see if the guy is customer sponsor material. At the end of three days, they will have a good idea if the guy is going to send money when he goes home.

If they come to the conclusion that the guy is a Cheap Charlie, the last night will be no fun for the customer. And trying to barfine the lady after Day Three is pointless. That's why the Three Day Rule exists.

[Explorer8939]

A couple of months ago, a school teacher in Chaiyaphum was trying to get me to come visit her. She was clearly trying to get a Farang boyfriend.

At the last minute, she waved me off. No problem for me, going to Chaiyaphum is a hassle, and a lady I was going to see in Khon Kaen cancelled on me, too.

It turns out that Chaiyaphum lady has a Farang boyfriend. Not only, that, he's been the boyfriend for a long time, since he just took her to Finland for a visit. So, she was trying to get boyfriend #2 when she was talking to me. Classic Thai lady move.

BTW, Khon Kaen lady just pinged me. Whatever caused her to cancel went away.

[SubCmdr]

Everyone has a story about a prostitute behaving badly. Here is one about a customer behaving badly:

Sad Event

During the night a couple of tables over a farang that was simply NOT with the program started touching a girl dancing on his table. She asked him to buy her a drink (a perfectly reasonable request). He refused. So she started screaming her bloody head off. Drawing the attention of the entire club over the very loud music that was being played. Security and management came over to the table to assess the situation and explain how the dumb ass Farang could get his mind right. He refused to buy her a drink. Wrong answer. They snatched him up out of that booth and marched him out of the club with prejudice. I started laughing my ass off. Mother fucker got flexed on because he would pay 165 baht for a Lady Drink.

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Paolo99]

The bad usually starts with alcohol though. My girl was telling me about a guy she drove to the airport. He was staying at LK on Beach Road. He went and got a BR freelancer to come to his room and drink with him for 1000 baht. He said it was cheaper than being in a bar having a chick drink with him. So the chick got drunk and destroyed the room. It took 2 security guys to carry her off. The girl was screaming that is my fucking room and my fucking husband. The guy had to pay 40,000 baht for all the shit she tore up.

I bet that one can be fucked up every hours of the day too, not only when she is drinking alcohol.

Bringing a prostitute you're planning to give 1000 bahts (to save bucks) in a room you're paying 6000 bahts per day is never a good idea.

[Mr Enternational]

For the guys who live in Pattaya, we have the time to winnow through a bunch of ladies to find the good ones.

For the guys here for 2 weeks, a "bad" lady who ruins your night is a disaster.

The bad usually starts with alcohol though. My girl was telling me about a guy she drove to the airport. He was staying at LK on Beach Road. He went and got a BR freelancer to come to his room and drink with him for 1000 baht. He said it was cheaper than being in a bar having a chick drink with him. So the chick got drunk and destroyed the room. It took 2 security guys to carry her off. The girl was screaming that is my fucking room and my fucking husband. The guy had to pay 40,000 baht for all the shit she tore up.

[Explorer8939]

Back in Pattaya for one night.

I arranged for a lady to come for the night. She showed up early, I gave her some wine, and she got naked. Since I needed to take a shower, I ushered us into the shower and gave her a wash. She has a nice round ass and a good, although pendulous, rack.

In bed, she got down to business and soon we were both asleep.

Today, I have a massage lady coming mid-day for a quick fuck, and then I will be packing for a long road trip. The lady I will be traveling with comes tonight, and then we go to a hotel next to Suvarnabhumi to spend the night, since it's an early flight to Dubai tomorrow.

Goodbye Pattaya.

Last night's lady has a young boyfriend from Spain, and a Turkish guy who is coming to work in Pattaya for the High Season. Not to mention a Chinese long time customer and a Korean guy who is an off and on boyfriend. Even if I were not leaving, I probably wouldn't see her again until Low Season.

[MrHappyKat]

Anyone else with experience in Jakarta and Pattaya wish to chime in for me?

When I get back from 5 days in Bangkok, and 12 days in Pattaya, then a full month in Jakarta, plus a week in Bali. I'll be home mid-May. .

[Explorer8939]

I write about bargirls having Thai boyfriends or Farang customer boyfriends because of the large number of victims of this fraud. It doesn't impact me because I'm not looking for a girlfriend from a bar, but a very large percent of the ladies in my rotation are attached.

I knew one bargirl who had five Farang boyfriends at the same time.

One bargirl had an ex-pat customer boyfriend for 3 years. He gave her 30,000 baht per month, while she lived apart from him with her Thai boyfriend. She went to Brazil with me for a month, and told the Farang she was going to the temple.

The biggest challenge for bargirls is High Season, when multiple boyfriends come at the same time.

One lady in my rotation is a civvie, having stopped work in the bar before COVID to live with her Thai husband. She still has a customer boyfriend sending her money all these years.

And yes, the ladies in my rotation all complain about their Farang customer boyfriends when they are drunk.