Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

I was not ready to sleep yet, so I went deep into my contacts and pulled out a Madagascar chick that I have been putting off. She tried to get me for 2000 short time, but I told her there would be none of that. 1000. Then she tried to get me for 200 more for transpo but I told her I would come get her. It was 2 am.

We got back to my crib and she was in fuck mode. She asked me where I was from because I was speaking to her in French. I said I'm not just a player; I'm an international player. This is not the type of chick if you want someone to chill with. She does not do any chillin. You must be ready to fuck. She walked through the door taking her clothes off. Then she went to take a shower and came back and laid across the bed bucket nekkit. I joked with her about a tattoo on her ass that says Philippe. She said he is her ex in Madagascar. I told her let me go take a shower then.

I came back and got in the bed. She took one look at my dick and stuffed it down her throat. Woo woo woo. This chick was a fucking machine. All I could think was that she has for sure made some pornos along the way. The way she was popping that pussy and moving that ass. I told her Philippe must have been a fool to let her go.

I dropped her back off at 3:30 am. On the ride I remembered a rubber stamp that I had made like 10 years ago that says Mr Enternational hit this! I used to stamp it on chicks' asses and take a picture. This was the perfect chick to do that to. But I was thinking that mf is probably dried out and rotted by now. Looks like it could use a new ink pad, but it is still intact.

[SubCmdr]

Not been in Pattaya for a few years but looking to visit in April. Is this Club Excite also known as Excite Club near tree Town? It sounds like just the sort of place I would enjoy for a no muss no fuss way to get off without any bargaining, BS and room rental. TIA for any local info.

The Club Excite I reviewed is located here:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/miZ7oUVdFscg9mEj6

[SouthEaster]

Not been in Pattaya for a few years but looking to visit in April. Is this Club Excite also known as Excite Club near tree Town? It sounds like just the sort of place I would enjoy for a no muss no fuss way to get off without any bargaining, BS and room rental. TIA for any local info.

[Paolo99]

The idea that 99% of girls here in Pattaya will go bareback is absurd based on personal experience. I think it is the opposite. Most girls will insist on condoms.

The topic pops up every few months with always the same people saying they've never met a girl asking for a condom despite living there for years.

Strangely enough, we are quite a few to have met plenty of girls insisting on the use of condoms.

[UglyAzzMan]

Oppa Bar. Cheap rent side of Soi 6.

Hottest luk kreung I ever saw. Body smoking hot. Nose kinda excessive but on her looks good.

Lots of Tattoos. Very aggressive to Rich Korean s as they walk by.

Hot Body. Whoa.

[SubCmdr]

The idea that 99% of girls here in Pattaya will go bareback is absurd based on personal experience. I think it is the opposite. Most girls will insist on condoms. Unlike the Philippines, the girls in Thailand are aware of the risk of barebacking and the managers also inform them that customers should use condoms due to the risk of STDs which is bad for business because it takes the girl out of work for a week or more.

Thank you my brother for bringing the voice of reason into the light of day!

[Mr Enternational]

The idea that 99% of girls here in Pattaya will go bareback is absurd based on personal experience. I think it is the opposite. Most girls will insist on condoms. Unlike the Philippines, the girls in Thailand are aware of the risk of barebacking and the managers also inform them that customers should use condoms due to the risk of STDs which is bad for business because it takes the girl out of work for a week or more.

Man I think the entire world is aware of the risks of barebacking (disease & unplanned pregnancy) the same as they are aware of the risks of touching the hot eye on the stove. But here we are in 2024 with diseases and bastard kids in a majority of the planet, but not tons of people walking around with burnt fingertips! And that has always been the case. Being aware of risks has never stopped anyone from doing anything. Humans are going to human.

After living here 16 years, 99% is my experience. (Once again YMMV as with anything else in life. Like the noted economist Thomas Sowell says, equal opportunity does not guarantee equal outcome.) I have fucked so many chicks here that there are chicks I fucked the second time not remembering I fucked them the first time.

Just last week I stayed at this chick's place who works the night shift at one of the LK hotels. A couple of days later me and some friends were at steak night at iRovers and I was going through some old pictures in my phone. I see one from the beginning of last year that looked like the chick whose place I stayed at. I flipped back to her pics from the other day. I think it is the same person. Then I think the place she stayed is the same place I picked her up from last year. What the fuck. It was her. I hit her up and asked why she did not tell me it was her.

[MoonShot]

I don't see that, it's closer to 50% but that's all girls, TF girls are more likely to go BB but in bars, clubs etc it's far fewer. Still I have seen that more girls are willing to go bb than they used to, ten years ago it was very hard to find a girl that would.

So yes, YMMV. And in a week I can test this again.

The idea that 99% of girls here in Pattaya will go bareback is absurd based on personal experience. I think it is the opposite. Most girls will insist on condoms. Unlike the Philippines, the girls in Thailand are aware of the risk of barebacking and the managers also inform them that customers should use condoms due to the risk of STDs which is bad for business because it takes the girl out of work for a week or more.

[Mr Enternational]

Then I went for the first time to club excite the 500 baht BBBJCIM review hand me interested. It's funny I've lived here for going on 3 years and perviously to that stayed at pplus but just never bothered to walk in did tonight and it was worth it. One thing though they charged me 500 for the girl and 300 to the club even though we just used the couches is that right.

That sounds right. I got a soda water along with it and gave the chick an even 1000.

[Downandup]

99% going bareback without discussion seems totally plausible to me.

I don't see that, it's closer to 50% but that's all girls, TF girls are more likely to go BB but in bars, clubs etc it's far fewer. Still I have seen that more girls are willing to go bb than they used to, ten years ago it was very hard to find a girl that would.

So yes, YMMV. And in a week I can test this again.

[BionicMan]

Her customers are also buying drinks for themselves, so in the end the bar makes a profit.

Customer drinks contribute to pay drinks themselves, general costs, unproductive staff (cashiers, service) and the.... fixed salary of the hostesses. Only after that management / owner revenue goes in their pockets. I am not saying all runs on loss, but it's not always as shiny as it looks.

Whilst there are girls getting barfines every night, and sometime more, there are some who gets one or two a week.

Otherwise bars will be empty at all times, as the BF rotation won't be fast enough to secure a sufficient number of girls is in the bar to produce drinks.

Somebody running a bar in Samui told me that average 50% of the girls is out on barfines. The remaining 50%, most likely, won't get a barfine that night. Or just a very few.

[Mogwai]

Last night she was telling me that in 10 days she has to get 60 lady drinks and she earns 12,000 baht. Lady drinks there were 170 I think, so that only adds up to 10,200. My buddies seem to think the model of paying all these chicks a bunch of money to sell drinks is not going to last.

Her customers are also buying drinks for themselves, so in the end the bar makes a profit.

[SubCmdr]

Then I went for the first time to club excite the 500 baht BBBJCIM review hand me interested. It's funny I've lived here for going on 3 years and perviously to that stayed at pplus but just never bothered to walk in did tonight and it was worth it. One thing though they charged me 500 for the girl and 300 to the club even though we just used the couches is that right.

This is correct!

That is why the girls I go with always suggest that we wait until a room opens up upstairs (there are only two) because it is the exact same price and is much more comfortable with a bed and and shower inside the room. I do all my sessions in Club Excite in the rooms upstairs.

500 BBBJCIM; 1000ST Boom Boom; 300 Curtain or Room;.

*All numbers in THB.

And I agree about Sub. He and EverythingThai give a lot of useful information.

PRO TIP: Check out Bake and Brew between 0800 - 1700 for excellent food on the same street. Also Kings Club at the end of the same street across the street on 3rd.

You can learn a lot from a newbie. ROTFLMAO!

[Tippe]

Got in some action in Pattaya before flying back home to 'murica.

Honey 2 - Picked 155 one day and 9 next day. Both beauty knockouts, 155 was 4000 baht and 9 at 6600 baht. This place sucks if you nut too fast, only one shot and you're out the door. Neither wanted to perform DATY but 9 relented for a bit, 155 flat out said no. It was impossible to hold for any more than a minute inside them and with a very limited menu, I just gave up. You can stop the thrusting but the grip on your the doesn't stop, you're finishing whether you like it or not. I regret giving 155 a 200 baht tip when she asked for it, great personality but service was mediocre, I'm a sucker and can't draw my boundaries.

Heaven Above. Tightly packed bar and lounge. Lots of average looking girls, I only kept an eye on the 2 hours sitting there. Took one up stairs for a 3000 baht and 500 baht room. Good looking but not comparable to the ones at Honey 2. Service was the best of the days I had in Pattaya. DFK, DATY, 2 shots, and let me leave some bruises on her neck all within the hour.

All three girls are visiting from Isan.

Back to sad 'ol home. You're lucky not to get robbed at $150 for a 5 min quickie. Good service starts at $500/ HR. I'd do a $88 session with Pattaya girl #3 all day everyday.

[TravelingMan3]

So I've been branching out recently as usually I spend most of my nights in Queens club but with is now being high season and also the weekend I don't want to spend a lot of time in there as it's one of the few places on LK that actually draws a crowd and I don't like it when it's packed. So Friday night me and a buddy went to 808 around 0330 and it was mostly empty which I like as I enjoy moving around and being about to see the chicks in the club.

I did go out tonight but not for long as I wanted to be back in the room to watch the college football conference championship games. First stop Queens it was packed so didn't stay long I noticed a lot of the better ladies I normally see there haven't been around I'm going sponsor or boyfriends are in town so there taking some time away. I went to Las Vegas agogo saw no talent. Went to Top gun gogo horrible. Then I went for the first time to club excite the 500 baht BBBJCIM review hand me interested. It's funny I've lived here for going on 3 years and perviously to that stayed at pplus but just never bothered to walk in did tonight and it was worth it. One thing though they charged me 500 for the girl and 300 to the club even though we just used the couches is that right.