Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

So like when someone is trash talking on the basketball court and they get in your head, you decided to throw up some week shit that you are going watch me reject like I blocked your shot on a NBA highlight reel.

Brazilian ladies can be very expensive in Rio. Since you have never been to Rio, you have no clue about comparative expenses with Thailand. However, I normally fly the lady to Brazil for 2+ months, so your calculations may not be correct. As for 35,000 baht night at the bar, that's what I remember you posting.

I am going to tell you like a tell every other (compound profanity redacted) up in here. When The CMDR is on defense you better come strong or don't bother to come at all.

Brazilian ladies can be very expensive in Rio.

Define expensive!

Since you have never been to Rio, you have no clue about comparative expenses with Thailand.

True, but if you examine the complete text of my posts I am not making the argument about the cost of a prostitute in Thailand compared to the cost of a prostitute in Brazil.

However, I normally fly the lady to Brazil for 2+ months, so your calculations may not be correct.

I may not be correct I never said I was. I asked the question. You have not provided the numbers for me to examine nor for anyone else to examine in order to support your assertion. Surely you made this calculation for yourself. Didn't you?

Once again you are just full of male bovine excrement!

As for 35,000 baht night at the bar, that's what I remember you posting.

You are a old, ugly, fat, Farang who dresses poorly. Your memory is failing. If I posted it. Then you better well be able to quote it. Otherwise STFU!

Your boy Oakie reminds us that the internet never forgets.

Use the ISG search function: enter key word: 35000 THB (because that is how I write my numbers). Enter the user name of: Subcmdr. Then hit search.

Post what you find and if you are correct, then I will get the first bottle at Heaven Above and give you a written apology here. If you are not correct, you got the first bottle at Heaven Above and you give me a written apology here acknowledging that: You lie. The beauty of this bet is that no one loses and I get to make my point.

How you like me now?

Oh, and that bullshit about your condo breaking even is a lie also. Maybe if you bought it 8 years ago it is breaking even in 24 months

[SubCmdr]

Its great that you can live in Thailand,

Maybe I don't live in Thailand. Maybe I stay under 180 days a year chasing my shadow just like you? Do you know where I live? Have you ever actually met me or seen me in Thailand?

not remit any money from your home country into Thailand.

Well I have a gik and she is so enamored with my Big Black Dick that she dropped her Thai man and is giving all of her money to me now that she gets from her new Korean Sponsor to me. Allover predicted that would happen. So did Nee-haw. Holla!

It's the dream of all Farangs to live in Thailand for free.

I am not Farang. I am Farang dam. That is why they dream about being me but they are not me. You see I know how to dress myself. ROTFLMAO.

Because what y'all thought couldn't be done, I did! -Dammit Man, PitBull.

[SubCmdr]

Rather than simply write what your opinion of a "Thai club" is, you offer to personally show it to someone.

You cannot tell me what type of Thai Club it is unless you plan to accompany me to the three that I go to on a regular basis.

Meanwhile you are in Brazil talking about flying Thai Prostitutes half way around the world as you are also talking about the amount of tourists in Pattaya and where the the venues they are going. Exactly how do you do that?

Because you can't describe it? What's up with that? I am not going to a someone who who is trolling me from Brazil.

Answer this question. If you are not going to going accompany to a "Thai Club" as described by my Thai Friends. What concern is it of yours are anyone else the never actually plans to visit. I actually plan to visit Brazil. I have no plans to visit My Chain. I will give you this E8939. It least you are a man. Willing to speak to me directly. Very different from most of the passive aggressive girls we have posting in here that are not actually fucking pussy in Pattaya.

You can find plenty of post from me in other sections. Some of them actually talking about the venues in Pattaya and the prostitutes I hire. If the rants section is their life, so be it. They can have it! And you can too E8939. You all just full of male bovine excrement.

[SubCmdr]

Read the quote below and tell me who this reminds you of:

I never mention names. Rarely do I quote any poster.

Passiveaggressive personality disorder, also called negativistic personality disorder,is characterized by procrastination, covert obstructionism, inefficiency, and stubbornness.

If you want to see an example of what mental illness looks like take a look at posts #3858, #3855 and #3854 right here in the Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand.

How you like me now?

[ElMexicant]

Why dont you write a report detailing who, where, how much paid of the girls you fucked?

5 minutes later.

Why is any man worried about who or what the next man is doing with his dick and his money?

LOL. Bipolar is a motherfucker!

Then there is the other mall cop with varicose veins in his church shoes. That means bad heart or bad liver or both.

May Shiva rest their souls in peace. Some puri puri with mint cilantro sauce may help.

And by the way, SWIM gave up their age in an old post. Ironically, then started making fun of old guys when they themselves are "senior. " Maybe senility is sneaking in.

Damn internet mall cops left a digital trail on themselves and want others to do the same.

ROTFLMAO!

[Explorer8939]

I regret posting into your conversation in the pattaya threads because both of you have done a great job polluting that section. Hopefully moving the conversation here will fix the problem.



Feel free to come into my law firm's office Philip at anytime if you get into trouble as well.

There are many other laws other than the penal code that allow for criminal prosecution. Secondly, in the act I quoted you, there is one section that is very clear but you clearly do not understand the English. So, how about we do this. Drop it because who the fuck cares.

The academic question of whether prostitution is illegal in Thailand doesn't belong in the main thread, but is okay here, so I will weigh in:

When the media reports that "prostitutes" have been arrested, they don't mention that the actual charges are "loitering" or some other charge, not prostitution.

[EverythingThai]

A little history.

I was in Pattaya during the big lockdown, when the bars were closed. Most ladies went back to Isaan, but some bars kept their upstairs rooms open, and some ladies decided to stick it out in Pattaya, hoping the bars would re-open quickly. They didn't. So, the ladies spent their days in the room, very few shops were open, and there was nothing to do.

What was worse, once the ladies ran out of money, their Thai men disappeared. First, the money boys went home, and then the boyfriends disappeared, with just a few exceptions.

At this point, I was getting dozens of messages from ladies who needed money and wanted to come to my condo. Since I couldn't go anywhere, I decided to take one for the team, and invited ladies over. In shifts. So, it was 2 at 11 am, 2 at 4 pm, and one for the night. My rule was no fucking, since once I went down that road, I would die for sure. I would just fuck one lady, once in a while.

What was different was the ladies were really horny, since they didn't see men. Once they were drunk, they went out of control. I told them I wouldn't fuck, but they didn't believe me. And if there were multiple ladies, one would distract me while the other tried to climb onto my dick, that was an ongoing problem, since I was horny, I was just trying to control myself. I literally had to push ladies off my dick.

By nighttime, my drinking would catch up to me, and occasionally I would pass out. Since I was in my own condo, it was no big deal, but in the morning, I would wake up naked in bed with a lady next to me, wondering how I got there, and what did I do. Even when I wasn't passed out, the ladies spending the night (there was a curfew) mostly tried to fuck, but few succeeded.

The only ladies who weren't horny had boyfriends who stuck it out in Pattaya, they would play, but they were just working.

I got to the point where it was difficult to drink with ladies all day every day, and when Camel Toe re-opened in September 2021, it was great for me. The ladies all promised to keep coming, but within a few weeks, most had new Farang boyfriend customers, and many stopped messaging me. Camel Toe was jammed, because it could open as a restaurant, even when the bars were closed. I believe there was a period where there was no alcohol at Camel Toe, but the ladies all had a stash.

The lockdown slowly eased, more bars opened, and more tourists came to Pattaya, but it was a gradual process. The ladies were used to coming to the condo to drink, so for a long time, I had regular ladies coming over. Then I started traveling, and my adventures were over. I started having to schedule ladies, with the upside being no problem to fuck, since the numbers were way down.

Covid was my most enjoyable time in Thailand. Both my condos in Bangkok and Pattaya were revolving doors every night of the week. Sometimes I would hold week long parties with multiple girls and me as the only guy. Girls would come and spend days with me and all I needed to do was feed them and give them a little spending money.

Me and one of my you tuber buddies would hold bikini time live streams. Loved it!

[EverythingThai]

I regret posting into your conversation in the pattaya threads because both of you have done a great job polluting that section. Hopefully moving the conversation here will fix the problem.

A friendly reminder. You are not the Pattaya police, a thai lawyer, a thai sex worker, a thai bar girl, and you did not repeal Thailands 1996 Prevention and Suppression of Prostitution Act.

Feel free to show us what Thai law fully decriminalized prostitution and granted sex workers with legal rights. Well wait.

A friendly word of advice. Whenever you're in Thailand, if you ever find yourself in need of a criminal defense attorney, be sure to get one who didn't get his law education from website news stories and from Thai police colonels. Or from mongers who have been in Thailand a long time. Find one who knows what the Thai penal code is, and understands it.

Feel free to come into my law firm's office Philip at anytime if you get into trouble as well.

There are many other laws other than the penal code that allow for criminal prosecution. Secondly, in the act I quoted you, there is one section that is very clear but you clearly do not understand the English. So, how about we do this. Drop it because who the fuck cares.

[SubCmdr]

According to this guy the price you pay to hire your prostitute is directly related to the appearance of that prostitute or is it?

1,000-1,200. By definition are bottom of Barrel.

I would just like to make a note that the OP does not file basic fuck reports about his actual activities hiring prostitutes in Pattaya nor has he provided justification for his statement. In fact he actually has NO standards for judgment by saying the following:

Paying more doesn't mean better than bottom of the Barrel. Hahaha. I've seen bottom of the Barrel girls get 3,000.

Exactly how does he is judging the attractiveness of girls he has never seen before? He does not factor in the service factor for his prostitutes. Personally I do more than just look at my prostitutes. The the social / sexual services they provide matter. But if we go with just appearance here how it should work:

Ugly Girl (3) - 1200 Short Time.

Pretty Girl (6) - 2400 Short Time.

Girl So Beautiful (9) - 3600 Short Time.

Thoughts and input are welcomed!

Soi 6

If you are going to judge the attractiveness of a prostitute by how much they charge, why don't individuals who have something to say about 1000 - 1200* price range simply only hire prostitutes that are charging 2000 and up. Using the logic of some posters up in here means the OP who paid 3000 to hire his prostitute had a very attractive one. Using that logic there is absolutely no upwards limit one should be willing to pay if your goal is the hire the most attractive prostitutes available.

Does anyone else have problems with this line of thinking?

The only people talking about how much others pay are those that don't have any flow to stack and therefore they are envious of those International Tricks among us that can pay for what we want and what we find attractive.

My time; My money; My dick; My call!

*All prices in THB.

I think it is important to point out some of the wild inconsistencies in the posts of people calling me newbies and claiming superior knowledge of Pattaya That is why I am doing it!

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

I could care less about how someone approaches the activities of being a International Trick! I don't care HOW you like to get your dick off.

There are several different types of venues in Pattaya: 1. Gentleman's Clubs 2. Naughty Massage places 3. Blow Job Bars 4. Beer Bars 5. Agogos 6. Beach Road 7. Hybrid Agogo / Gentleman's Clubs. 8. Soapie Massage 9. The malls. I am new around here so if missed a type please inform this newbie. What I prefer reading are trip reports. A trip report consists of the following information: 1. Where you hired your prostitute 2. The social / sexual services your prostitute offered / received. 3. The amount you paid.

Where you hired your prostitute

Reference made to the list of venues above. The type of venue, name of venue (if you choose to reveal it) location of venue (because they are located all over the place).

The social/sexual service your prostitute offered/received

Here I think a list of the services received is important. (For me) It is not important to reveal the individual identification of the prostitute in question. Because I can find the prostitute that suits my tastes up in the venue on my own.

Example of the services provided

Lips Lounge: Buy a lady drink = Brief dick suck; Give 500 THB get a dick suck with a CIM finish. I thought that was standard. But then I picked a girl who told me that she would not let me finish in her mouth. I told her to go ahead and she went at it. Now I know (and all reading this do too) that you may or may not get a CIM finish. It thought it was standard. I think information about services like that is important to include in a report.

One of the things I don't give a fuck about is BBFS. Can we agree that each individual prostitute in Thailand is going to provide that service on their own accord. In my experiences I have found that there has been absolutely nothing universal about it. If someone else is getting BBFS 99% of the time I think that is great! It is not that important to me. The upcharge I have experienced has been 300 - 1000 THB for BBFS. The most interesting thing is it has NOTHING to do with the price. I have a long list of girls that will come over and let me blow my splooge up in their pussies for 1000 for them and 200 for the taxi. Most times with them right from the beginning there was not even a discussion of a condom. Other times, the first time I see a girl she wants one and on the second or third visit we are fucking sans condom. Then there are those girls who want a condom but will let me blow my splooge in their mouf. There are those girls that will allow me to blow my splooge on their face, breasts or body. Lastly, there are those girls that want nothing to do with my splooge. They are like: you better blow sponge in the bag or beat off away from me. These are MY experiences.

The membership

I actually value the input of the our geriatric sexual athlete up in My Chang. Different perspective because I never plan to goto there. Although when I was in physical therapy at Bangkok Pattaya Hospital. My therapist was from outside of Bangkok. He was saving his money in order to buy land and build a house in My Chang. Any offense taken by my man was truly unintentional. I simply felt that he offered a great example of the differences in how we approach our International Tricking activities. He just wrote an excellent post detailing how he approaches things in My Chang.

I just find it interesting how when he speaks about what he is doing with his dick there is effusive praise But when I do the same exact same thing I am bragging.

1200 THB Love me long time man offers another interesting perspective. I prefer short time and usually offer 1000 THB. That amount of money is the same as fucking for free to me. I am looking at a trade I entered before I went to bed and work up and I am up 1000 THB (the trend is your friend). This is over the holidays on low volume. If I get up over 3400 THB I'll move my stop to 1700 THB and make almost to fuck twice. So, I find it funny that people are saying I don't have any money. Maybe relative to them I don't. I make no claims to millionaire status. But do I have enough to pay for my living expenses here and still pay to fuck as much as MY dick allows, damn straight. I am unconcern about how much Koreans pay or the perceived preferences that some think exist. Do I have a hard head about this. Maybe so. But prostitutes are in it for the paper they don't love the International Tricks. It is when International Tricks forget this that they get got. I understand this. So, I am ROTFLMO when visitors call me newbie after some claim that I have been posting since 2013. Furthermore they do not even know if it is the same person. Could just be an individual that used my current handle. After all it is two completely different websites. If you look at what is written in my passport in the Place of Birth Field it does not say Richmond, Virginia. So, please do not take my 350000 THB challenge. You are going to lose your money.

Then we have come over to my room and drink with me then sit on my face man. Uses Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds to extract the life history and relationship status of his prostitutes. That is great for him. But when he starts talking mentioning my name in his posts and talking about my prostitutes he is mos def out of line. Funny thing, when I talk with my prostitutes we talk about their work (that is what I am interested in) not our personal relationships.

Then we have Soi 6 cryptic posting guy. This is the guy that seems to live on Soi 6 because he cannot get into Top Tier Agogos on Walking Street where would really like to be. Magically bouncing between the Pattaya and Cockbang threads offering us cryptic posts I personally I cannot make heads or tails of. But he is quick to judge me (has nothing to say about anyone else) about the amount I spend hiring my prostitutes. It has nothing to do with high or low amounts. He has something to say about any amount of money I spend hiring a prostitute or in any venue here in Pattaya.

My offer stands to anyone who does not believe that I roll how I roll But it requires you to meet me IRL and roll with me. There are not many individuals posting up in these threads that have had the testicular fortitude to do that. It's ok. If you don't have it then they they should STFU and focus on activities involving their own dick and figure out how to compete with the Koreans.

One Dick Policy

I only pay attention to my own dick!

A brief review of the majority of the posts made up in the Thailand Country threads shows that some around here are much more concerned with the the dicks of others than their own dick. Sorry gentlemen, I simply do not understand that. Besides after all this time if someone does not like my posts, why are they still responding to them instead of putting me on ignore? We have people that have announced that they had me on ignore but took me off because they felt like they were missing too much. And they are! LOL!

How you like me now?

[Nyezhov]

I get the feeling from Reading mess boys rants that he doesn't like the fact that we all know he's from richmond. Isn't it interesting that he gets so upset about that?

[Nyezhov]

If you truly want to see what mental illness looks like, go read MessBoys recent posts over in the lounge section.

[Nyezhov]

If you guys want to see examples of serious mental illness, go read most boys most recent port.

[Nyezhov]

It does not take a rocket scientist to understand that one can post in a section, but not be from there. One can live somewhere, but not originally be from there. Perhaps you should spend your Bangkok vacation in the bars instead of on here. However, if you insist then what would be good would be a useful report. Let me help you with an outline:

1. Where you went?

2. How was the talent?

3. Info on drinks?

4. Info on bar fines?

5. Info on the girls?

6. Some indication of you agreeing to pay a Thai girl in Bangkok to fuck?

7. How much did it cost you?

8. Review of her service?

Instead we get your useless banter about a pushy Momason and a girl who we don't know anything about.

Hope this outline helps. Feel free to check my reports in the Bangkok and Pattaya section if you need some pointers. I'm always here to help.

I doubt I need lessons from you on anything repulsive twat. Keep sucking on your Bros big black dick.

[EverythingThai]

"Funny how silence can echo so loudly when the walls are lined with whispers. Some build their shrines out of shadows, worshiping what they claim to forget. ".

"Whispers travel faster than words on ignore—ironic how shadows love the spotlight. ".