Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Newton York]

I have no idea what's going on, or what anyone actually writes or says, or replies here. But I get the sense a certain submarine commander writes a bunch of stuff here, and I say continue on. Live and let live. That's what this forum is for. This section anyway, for people to rant. I literally don't have anyone to talk to in real life, after so many years, I don't even notice anymore when I talk to myself like I'm 2 people. I'm sure I have have mental issues by now. We all need an outlet.

With this whole Jeju Air thing, it's just good to know there's a place like this to rant. All the hate here, all the cynicism and negative vibes. It's all directed here and absorbed by the pages of cyberspace. I thank Lucifer for this forum. And I thank the very same Lucifer for making Thailand the cum dump that it is for us hobbyists. If it didn't exist, I'd 'unlife' myself years ago.

All that being said, because it was a flight full of Koreans, flying in from Bangkok, just statically speaking, you know there had to be at least 5 single dudes, or maybe even 20 married dudes, who were banging working girls while they were in Bangkok on these packaged tours. Maybe they don't even see themselves as hobbyists in the sense that we do, they probably just see themselves as releasing stress from family life or work, or just taking the opportunity to have a cheap fuck with a Thai prostitute.

So let's raise a glass to our fellow dead hobbyists, again, no matter what they were going through in life, at the very least they got to fuck before they died. Odds are very high that we've all fucked in some of the same places that they did. We all know some of the soapies and oilies in Bangkok are run by Koreans. For example Don Quixote. Anyway, a farewell toast to our brethren.

"May they find in death, the peace they could not find in life" - Newton York

[Newton York]

Much like the rest of the world, I've been following the Jeju Air crash and like everybody else, I'm asking - What the hell was that wall doing there?

It's weird how if you follow Korean news, they tend to downplay that aspect, while foreign news will always bring it up. Nevertheless, in order to make some sense of any of this, I have to tell myself that the dead people are at peace now. No matter what they were going thru in life, whatever trials or tribulations, at the very least, it's all over. That's a little bit of solace, some level of comfort.

If they had debts, stress from work, anxieties, family issues, any number of things that plague us in modern existence, it's all finally over.

Take it from me, as someone who suffers from PTSD, who's had a life that can only be described as a kind of living hell. No friends, almost no family left, colleagues that hate my guts. People wishing me dead, I myself wishing I was dead everyday. Take it from me fellas. If it's a quick death, it's a good death.

Granted, they had a few minutes of sheer terror before the landing and explosion, but they had no way of knowing it was the end, and when it did end, it was so quick, there could not have been any suffering. And that's all anyone can ask for, in terms of final moments for this wretched existence we call life.

I'd trade my life for any of those on board, Beelzebub knows they deserve to live more than me, but that's the very nature of our ridiculous lives. Trash such as myself get to breath another day, while innocents perish in an explosive blaze. Still believe in a god?

Said Gandalf to Frodo, "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

There's no god. There's nothing. There's this shitty life, and then you fucking die. By Beelzebub's ballsack, fucking end me already.

I'm not off topic, this be a rant, also two Thai citizens died in the crash, so here we are in the Thailand forum.

[SubCmdr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBz1TGaur24

If you ever sat down with a talkative girl who speaks your language in a Gentleman's Club in Pattaya you would already know off of this. That is difference between being boots on the ground posted up in Pattaya for 18 months and having to watch YouTube about CockBANG to learn about girls who work in the entertainment industry. SMH!

Literally, this morning I ran down a lot of things about the girl who spent the night with me over coffee in the morning. Some of you really need to increase your flow and build your stack so your can actually engage in Internaitonal Trickin activities IRL instead of learning about it on YouTube. Seriously gentlemen. Is this what it has come down to now? People watching YouTube videos and beating their dicks to Thai Porn until they can get a work release pass from the sex prison in their country of origins in order actually be a International Trick.

It's just my opinion but I read a lot more comments about the trip reports from others that I do actual trip reports in the Pattaya and CockBANG Reports threads. Why is that?

[SubCmdr]

Good find bro. I hope the DUD watches this and apologize s to us all.

What do you want the DUD to apologize for?

[Nyezhov]

Because I want to rant! Years ago when I was on one of my sojourns to Geylang in Singapore, in one of the houses, one of the chicks did this thing where she would put on some music from her phone, and then start doing a little dance. It was sexy as hell, then she'd strip, and then the fucking would begin. Till this very day, decades of hobbying, she was the only one that ever did that. And I know I can either ask, or even pay a chick to do that, but unless they're good at it, or it doesn't weird them out, it's always kinda awkward. Even the bargirls who actually dance in the bar, will find it awkward. The thing with that Geylang chick so many years ago, was that she was having fun. That's the secret recipe if you ask me. That she's enjoying this, or at least is very good at making it like she is, and you know you're going to have a good time. I know in Thailand, the whole nuru thing is really big these days, and in Asia in general, variations of the nuru thing. But what I wouldn't give for a chick to just dance for me. And then we fuck.

It kinda reminds me of the really seedy days of 8th Ave in NYC. If you know, you know. Those days, you'd pay chicks in the glass booth to dance for you, then strip, and then more can be had. By Lucifer's balls. Paid sex was so seedy, but fucking awesome in the day. Now it's greatly sanitized if you ask me. I know it's hard to imagine, but watch this Britney Spears video where she just dances,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR__mRnd6kA

and imagine you get to fuck that when the song ends. That's what I'm talking about! Not robotic, emotionless gyrating, I'm talking real hardcore, she's into the dance, making eye contact with you kinda dance. Imagine with each verse, the chick gets more and more nude. By Satan's ball sack! Next time I'm in Bangkok, I'm willing to pay thru to teeth to find me a chick that'll dance genuinely for me. YOLO fellas!

LOL you're talking about those places in New York City where the little screen would rise when you put your 50 cents in and some skinny chick would be dancing around and showing her your pussy, and then the dudes will pull their bananas out and blow their spooge on the girl, but actually come up blowing on the glass. First time I went to one of those places I could barely see the glass was so crusty. Then if you looked around you could see other people checking out their girls through the window and you can watch them jerk off? What a wonderful scene.

[SubCmdr]

It is common in Thai culture for women to give money to younger men.

Mothers are often supported by their daughters, but will give money to their sons. There is no age limit on the support. If an 80 year old mother has any cash, she will give it to her 50 year old son.

I know 40+ year old bar girls bringing their daughters to Pattaya to make enough money to support the mother.

If a bar girl has a younger Thai boyfriend in Pattaya, she will throw money him, same as if he were a son. Very common.

Just had a Heaven Above girl tell me her story. She is supporting 5 people including her Mother. Budgets only to eat one time a day at 50 baht. It's a hard knock life!

Second bar fine. First out of Heaven Above. All information shared was after the fucking was done. No drinking. No music. Just sharing of information over coffee in the morning after todo la noche (all night). Making future plans for a life together. Need to figure out how much I need to send her in order to be a good sponsor when I leave. I hope I don't piss off some other monger that is fucking her when she decides to return home on the sponsorship money I will be providing.

ROTFLMAO!

Disfruta Republica Dominicana hermano!

[SubCmdr]

So everybody is complaining about you but you don't think anything's wrong? Are you kidding me?.

Actually no! Only the unintelligent posters are complaining about me. The intelligent ones are focused on fucking pussy and filing trip reports. Something that you are not doing right now. Much success with that in 2025. May your flow increase and your stack grow so that you can actually engage in the International Tricking activities that you enjoy.

He is of the Protected Species.

Protected by whom and from whom. Anyplace anytime. PM me if would like a man to man discussion. Oops, cannot do that since you are a girly man who sucks ladyboy dick and takes it in the azz.

[Newton York]

Because I want to rant! Years ago when I was on one of my sojourns to Geylang in Singapore, in one of the houses, one of the chicks did this thing where she would put on some music from her phone, and then start doing a little dance. It was sexy as hell, then she'd strip, and then the fucking would begin. Till this very day, decades of hobbying, she was the only one that ever did that. And I know I can either ask, or even pay a chick to do that, but unless they're good at it, or it doesn't weird them out, it's always kinda awkward. Even the bargirls who actually dance in the bar, will find it awkward. The thing with that Geylang chick so many years ago, was that she was having fun. That's the secret recipe if you ask me. That she's enjoying this, or at least is very good at making it like she is, and you know you're going to have a good time. I know in Thailand, the whole nuru thing is really big these days, and in Asia in general, variations of the nuru thing. But what I wouldn't give for a chick to just dance for me. And then we fuck.

It kinda reminds me of the really seedy days of 8th Ave in NYC. If you know, you know. Those days, you'd pay chicks in the glass booth to dance for you, then strip, and then more can be had. By Lucifer's balls. Paid sex was so seedy, but fucking awesome in the day. Now it's greatly sanitized if you ask me. I know it's hard to imagine, but watch this Britney Spears video where she just dances,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR__mRnd6kA

and imagine you get to fuck that when the song ends. That's what I'm talking about! Not robotic, emotionless gyrating, I'm talking real hardcore, she's into the dance, making eye contact with you kinda dance. Imagine with each verse, the chick gets more and more nude. By Satan's ball sack! Next time I'm in Bangkok, I'm willing to pay thru to teeth to find me a chick that'll dance genuinely for me. YOLO fellas!

[Allover]

Read them and weep you bitches!

How you like me now?

That's a lot of posts especially for someone who hasn't been in Thailand very long. The rants section promises to continue to be interesting in the coming year. You deserve most, if not all, of the credit. Which sets the over / under at 2400 posts for you in 2025. I'll take the under since you will likely be forced to leave Thailand and returned to your hometown. And we all know where that is.

P.S. Glad you got rid of the Biaggis or whatever those shoes were called.

[Allover]

1). First time a poster has ever called fellow posters motherfuckers.

2). First time a poster has constantly referred to his penis as his big, black dick.

3). First time a poster has repeatedly replied to his own posts.

4). First time a poster has consistently underlined, used italics, and Bold print.

5). First time a poster has bullied or attacked numerous posters.

6). First time a poster has proposed spending more $$ due to an inability to compete with our Korean brothers.

Surprisingly all of these firsts are owned by one poster. I won't mentioned the name of this poster. Perhaps some of you can guess who holds this distinction.

[SubCmdr]

Read them and weep you bitches!

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

Werqweq

What I think?

The content of the post below indicates to me that you don't!

I think girls will be lining up around the block for a chance to get 1500 per day spent getting fucked in the ass, massaging you, and enjoying what is no doubt your pleasant company for 24 hours a day. With you even including bed and boarding, that is, they will not have to pay their own 50% for the room you'll be staying in together, it will sound like the deal of the decade to most of these girls.

Too avoid girls only in it for the money, and too reduce the amount of offers you get to something manageable, as no doubt the offers /will/ be pouring in, I suggest you insist on them paying for their half of the room during that three day stint, but you will pay for the food, within reasonable means.

This post does not even belong in the Pattaya Reports it is disrespectful. That why I am replying to lame attempt at humor or sarcasm here in the Rants thread.

One of our most esteemed posters says:

Why is it so difficult for to believe that I take Thai ladies to Brazil? I pay 1,000 baht a day, which is much cheaper than the going rate for garotas here in Rio. Even counting airfare, it's not unreasonable, and sometimes I can use FF miles.

So tell me again what is so unreasonable about paying 1500 to a Thai Prostitute that does not even have to leave her country of origin?

[UglyAzzMan]

So everybody is complaining about you but you don't think anything's wrong? Are you kidding me?.

He is of the Protected Species.

[SubCmdr]

One of the things I have noticed here on ISG is that the individuals who comment negatively on the amounts that others spend usually do not have have flow that allows them to develop their stack for their International Trickin activities that they prefer.

I don't go to Republic and I'm sure 13 k is over the Top.

How can you be sure that is true if you don't goto the venue?

This is why Mr E is dangerous. People want to believe he getting Hottie s at 1,000 . I wanted to bring this up but I font want be labelled as a HATer. Getting a Palace Agogo girl for 1,000 off work is highly possible. Some are BUTT Freaking ugly. Hahaha. Yes they do Clean.

More importantly they don't understand basic economics. They make statements as if one transaction that they think was a overpayment will change the entire pussy market. That cannot happen in any market. But because these individuals do not understand market forces in general they do not understand that one individual transaction between two people cannot by itself change the marketplace.

Higher price does not mean Pretty.

Of course, higher price means the person who paid it felt it provided value to get what they wanted.

What kind of Clown goes to Windmill to make it RAIN.

How does the money anyone spends in a club where someone else is not in or does not go affect any other person?

1,000-1,200. By definition are bottom of Barrel.

Understood, I think.

Paying more doesn't mean better than bottom of the Barrel.

If the amount of money does not mean the prostitute your are hiring is bottom of the barrel can the OP please define the additional characteristics that are being used to make the judgments as given in this statement.

I've seen bottom of the Barrel girls get 3,000. USUALLY parang after their little issarn dark monkey.

Can someone help me with the meaning of the part of this statement in bold? I don't understand it. Can the OP add clarification.

No way break even in a couple of years. Closer to 20. Prove me wrong by giving numbers. Rent is so Cheap. Buying is Dumb unless you want to leave it to a Doi 6 girl.

Advice being given on Rent verses Buy decisions in Thailand.

Time 4 a soi 6 pricing primer again. 1,500-2 k- depending. 1,000 -1,200. Depending how Ugly you OK with. Not Complex. No way is Fahrenheit paying $60. After all is said and done most Girls getting Nothing. Few customers means no one is meeting quotas. I bet most don't even get 1 drink bought.

Advice on Soi 6 pricing again. Information being provided on Fahrenheit.

40 drinks is Overpay. And then the pay for SEX. LOL. Lucky the girl felt sorry and did not Rape him on the Sex fee, I forget the Details. On Tuesday I got quoted by a random dark skin 28 year old. Average at best. 1,500 baht. Fair price.

Comments about the payment of others. Statement of a quote received (no fucking.

Stay in your Lane BRO.

No bro, I am going to stay in your lane until you stop spouting dumb ass male bovine excrement!

How you like me now ya, *****?

[SubCmdr]

Thai girl psyche. Trust me on this one. If a girl is able to pull in Japanese and Koreans. No way is she servicing any guys named Prajeet, Ray Ray, Tay Tay. Tyrone, Cornelius. Stay in your Lane BRO.

Happy New year to all my haters!

It has been fun sparing with you. None of what I write is intended to be a personal insult. We are just on the tennis court hitting the ball back in forth and keeping it in play.

I submit the your enjoy the back and forth also. With the number of people complaining about me (five including yourself that is if you include UglyAzzMan making cryptic references to me like a passive / aggressive girly man and pervert dude beating off in college girls dormitories) compared to the number of people who continue to engage with me in a positive manor I would say it is far from everyone that has a problem with my posting.

Do you ever read my posts that are outside of the Rants Thread? I give information about venues in Pattaya. I share information about mongering. After 18 months posted in Pattaya if you still want to call me a newbie it really does not bother me anymore. With more girls in my phone wanting to see than I have time for, plus all the great venues I have to chill out in, I really just write here to practicer my English skills and have fun trolling you mother fuckers. If you think anything the my haters write bothers me well I will let you have the delusion for the next year also.

I will also extend the 350000 THB challenge on where it says in my passport I am from until the end of 2025. Send me a PM and bring your money. I will show you my passport and then you can hand your money over. Cash is preferred. No scan.

Allover, You are one of those people that are so invested in making a point that you cannot even take a complement. I took your advice on the shoes. Did you miss that post where I gave you cred for providing REAL information? Lastly, I always wore New Balance but I switched after I arrived here. You were right and I have switched back after my kik bought me a pair for the Holiday Season. They are better made and more sturdy. But they are heavier and more expensive (much more expensive). But what good is your stack if you don't spend it every once in a while on yourself. Thanks for the recommendation!

So everybody is complaining about you but you don't think anything's wrong? Are you kidding me?.

How you like me now ya bitches?