Pattaya Reports

[UglyAzzMan]

What I think? Your prices are off by 10 years and 90% of the ladies will block you within minutes for being a time waster and low baller as soon as they see this list of requirements.

The tip is impressive. 33%.

Imagine being a bargirl an you had to put up with this khrap. I like a girl at Palace but mostly because she has nice tit's I like to see.

[UglyAzzMan]

The problem is probably more about the very lame service provided than the money spent.

People don't want to spend 2 K on something inexistent, that's for sure.

If they were providing a real nuru B2B they wouldn't have enough girls providing all the potential customers.

We've seen it all over BKK, only 1 or 2 places are said to provide real nuru B2B (Mitu and Dokidoki, and not even all their girls are able to give a good service), every others tried to scam people, writing nuru on the card, charging much more for nothing, because the girls don't have the ability to make a proper nuru B2B.

Plus providers are mostly old and uglee.

[MongerUnleash]

Hi all,


- For pricing, bed and board for three nights, 1500 bht per day plus a tip of 1500 if the three day stint goes well.

Thanks guys. Let me know what you think.

I went to Pattaya last January and on the basis of the recommendations I got I offered 2. 5 k for full night to girls from TF. I was having a hard time getting good talent. This time I plan to offer 3. 5 k for the same.

I am looking for slim / petite girls under 25. Seniors, please let me know if the amount is adequate or should I offer more. I am looking for 3 rounds with BJs. It would be a plus in my books if the girl like to go out with me for playing pool or some other fun activities.

Looking forward to your suggestions and advice.

MU.

[Paolo99]

The soapies have nuru now. Just something for them to be able to charge extra for. Before that some massage place on Soi Lengkee had it years ago, but that place closed down. Probably because nobody was trying to pay 2000 baht for a nuru massage.

The problem is probably more about the very lame service provided than the money spent.

People don't want to spend 2 K on something inexistent, that's for sure.

If they were providing a real nuru B2B they wouldn't have enough girls providing all the potential customers.

We've seen it all over BKK, only 1 or 2 places are said to provide real nuru B2B (Mitu and Dokidoki, and not even all their girls are able to give a good service), every others tried to scam people, writing nuru on the card, charging much more for nothing, because the girls don't have the ability to make a proper nuru B2B.

[Intrepid123]

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?

- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.
- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.
- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.
- For pricing, bed and board for three nights, 1500 bht per day plus a tip of 1500 if the three day stint goes well.


Thanks guys. Let me know what you think.

What I think? Your prices are off by 10 years and 90% of the ladies will block you within minutes for being a time waster and low baller as soon as they see this list of requirements.

[UglyAzzMan]

Things are a changing.

Approach buy 3 dirty people asking for money. All Scruffy Thais.

I'm seeing Homeless all over Pattaya.

All because the village clown refuse to pay Fair. 500 baht. LOL. Hahaha.

[Expat American]

Hi all,

Long time reader, first time poster.

I used to frequent Thailand a lot a decade ago, and I'm looking to go again next March.

I'm liking what I see about Thai friendly. And I'm looking to pick up a girl for a three day stint in a decent resortish hotel with poolside bar in Pattaya.

I've seen a lot of advice about TF and will be looking to be direct and clear in my initial communication.

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?

- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.

- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.

- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.

- For pricing, bed and board for three nights, 1500 bht per day plus a tip of 1500 if the three day stint goes well.

(price seems reasonable as it is entering the off-season).

Thanks guys. Let me know what you think.

Please don't overpay and spoil it for the rest of us. 800 B should be more than enough per day for your totally reasonable requests. After all they will get to sleep in an AC room on a soft bed. Hell, they should be paying you. Millionaire mongers like you are really spoiling Thailand.

[Werqweq]

Hi all,

Long time reader, first time poster.

I used to frequent Thailand a lot a decade ago, and I'm looking to go again next March.

I'm liking what I see about Thai friendly. And I'm looking to pick up a girl for a three day stint in a decent resortish hotel with poolside bar in Pattaya.

I've seen a lot of advice about TF and will be looking to be direct and clear in my initial communication.

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?

- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.

- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.

- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.

- For pricing, bed and board for three nights, 1500 bht per day plus a tip of 1500 if the three day stint goes well.

(price seems reasonable as it is entering the off-season).

Thanks guys. Let me know what you think.

What I think? I think girls will be lining up around the block for a chance to get 1500 per day spent getting fucked in the ass, massaging you, and enjoying what is no doubt your pleasant company for 24 hours a day. With you even including bed and boarding, that is, they will not have to pay their own 50% for the room you'll be staying in together, it will sound like the deal of the decade to most of these girls.

Too avoid girls only in it for the money, and too reduce the amount of offers you get to something manageable, as no doubt the offers /will/ be pouring in, I suggest you insist on them paying for their half of the room during that three day stint, but you will pay for the food, within reasonable means.

[UglyAzzMan]

ThaiFriendly has hookers who want to meet today (or maybe tomorrow), it also has non-hookers who want to get to know a you and eventually have a lifetime relationship with you and your money. Very few of them have the English skills to read and comprehend the text that you suggest. That's just for starters, next consider that 1,500 baht per day is low and that nuru and anal play and STD testing would make your offer less attractive. Don't expect early March to get a low season girl discount, I'm currently booking my March trip and finding multiple hotels fully booked.

1,500 a day. His Heores are the BBC and Mr E.

I swear people think they are GOD getting such low pricing. Hahaha. Hahaha. LOL. Hahaha.

[Mr Enternational]

I also doubt any of them would know what "nuru" is. I have never even seen massage places in Pattaya use actual nuru gel. Soap yes, nuru no.

The soapies have nuru now. Just something for them to be able to charge extra for. Before that some massage place on Soi Lengkee had it years ago, but that place closed down. Probably because nobody was trying to pay 2000 baht for a nuru massage.

[HorseTrader]

I'm liking what I see about Thai friendly. And I'm looking to pick up a girl for a three day stint in a decent resortish hotel with poolside bar in Pattaya.

ThaiFriendly has hookers who want to meet today (or maybe tomorrow), it also has non-hookers who want to get to know a you and eventually have a lifetime relationship with you and your money. Very few of them have the English skills to read and comprehend the text that you suggest. That's just for starters, next consider that 1,500 baht per day is low and that nuru and anal play and STD testing would make your offer less attractive. Don't expect early March to get a low season girl discount, I'm currently booking my March trip and finding multiple hotels fully booked.

[Explorer8939]

Hi all,

Long time reader, first time poster.

I used to frequent Thailand a lot a decade ago, and I'm looking to go again next March.

I'm liking what I see about Thai friendly. And I'm looking to pick up a girl for a three day stint in a decent resortish hotel with poolside bar in Pattaya.

I've seen a lot of advice about TF and will be looking to be direct and clear in my initial communication.

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?

- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.

- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.

- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.

- For pricing, bed and board for three nights, 1500 bht per day plus a tip of 1500 if the three day stint goes well.

(price seems reasonable as it is entering the off-season).

Thanks guys. Let me know what you think.

A non-starter.

In real life, what you should do is go to Pattaya, try out some ladies, and then invite one for your 3 day fantasy.

TF is only useful if you are looking for a lady right now. Not tomorrow, not next week. No lady knows if she is going to get a customer tonight who barfines her for a week.

[Mystic23]

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?
- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.
- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.
- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.

I highly doubt you will get any responses with this line of questioning. Ladies on TF generally only respond to messages asking "can you come over now?" And "how much for ST or LT?" No one is going to discuss their STD history with you much less share a test report. I also doubt any of them would know what "nuru" is. I have never even seen massage places in Pattaya use actual nuru gel. Soap yes, nuru no.

[Mr Enternational]

I plan to pick up a TF chick for a 3-night stint in a decent resortish hotel in Pattaya.

I think it is a ridiculous idea. I am going to get online and look for a cook for 3 days. I want them to know how to make lasagna, french toast, pina colada, and stir fry. They come over and the lasagna is overcooked, the pina colada is too sweet, they use brown rice in the stir fry, and after they wash the dishes they are still greasy.

You do not know anything about the person or if you will have any chemistry. Just because they agree to a list, does not mean it would be to your liking. Many times on ISG it has been suggested to spend some time with the person seeing if they are a match, instead of blindly agreeing to several days just because they said you could fuck them in the ass and would massage you with some gel.

[UglyAzzMan]

I'm starting to think there is a You Tuber mafia operating. You better not get out of line. People are Watching.

No this doesn't apply to fat farang tourist women filming Soi 6 the past few dsys. If I see one I cover my face. Hahaha.

You know that crippled lady on Walk Street selling 20 baht item. She was dropped off near beach road McDonalds in a big Luxury car. Definitely Mafia Business these Beggars.