Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

To think people question my mental stability

I had a great time with a girl (only the second time I have barfined in over 18 month of being posted up in Pattaya). It was the second best experience I have had since I been here. A customer bargained her the next night when Bar Fines were Doubled. I leaned this because she told me about it this afternoon (NYD). Maybe my Jedi Mind Tricks are improving. LOL!

Why do you need a recruitment program when you are visiting a city / country full of volunteers willing to sit come to your room drink and then sit on your face for the right price?

Does it matter how well I learn Thai if I learn enough to communicate with girls that are not slanging that thing to pay expenses.

Looking back on the year, I would say that 90% of the top tier ladies I know got swept up by a Farang. As in exported to Europe. A couple had babies.

Some just went for the initial 3 month visit.

A few went for short visits, came back and are off the market. A few went to Europe permanently.

Among the others, one retired permanently to go live with her 19 year old Thai boyfriend in Sattahip. His mother has a Farang boyfriend who throws money at her.

One bar girl scammed her Farang sponsor for 10 million baht and isn't coming back.

It looks like I am going to have to recruit some new ladies in 2025.

[SubCmdr]

Thank you for assuring me that my lease will be renewed for free rent in your mind. You are deluding yourself if you think the ignore function is working for you. You have written your first post of 2025 about me. I guess I am just the man everyone lovers to hate.

ROTFLMAO!

For those complaining about SubCmdr and his inane ramblings, can I point you towards the forums Block functionality. Once you have blocked the likes of SubCmdr the only trace of them is when some unfortunate quotes his dumb ramblings. Give it a try, your 2025 will be better for it.

[UglyAzzMan]

For those complaining about SubCmdr and his inane ramblings, can I point you towards the forums Block functionality. Once you have blocked the likes of SubCmdr the only trace of them is when some unfortunate quotes his dumb ramblings. Give it a try, your 2025 will be better for it.

This is more fun. Just say stupid shyte about him in Various posts.

He will then spend hours doing research and a Rebuttal which I don't read. LOL. Hahaha.

[Stykler]

For those complaining about SubCmdr and his inane ramblings, can I point you towards the forums Block functionality. Once you have blocked the likes of SubCmdr the only trace of them is when some unfortunate quotes his dumb ramblings. Give it a try, your 2025 will be better for it.

[Explorer8939]

Looking back on the year, I would say that 90% of the top tier ladies I know got swept up by a Farang. As in exported to Europe. A couple had babies.

Some just went for the initial 3 month visit.

A few went for short visits, came back and are off the market. A few went to Europe permanently.

Among the others, one retired permanently to go live with her 19 year old Thai boyfriend in Sattahip. His mother has a Farang boyfriend who throws money at her.

One bar girl scammed her Farang sponsor for 10 million baht and isn't coming back.

It looks like I am going to have to recruit some new ladies in 2025.

[SubCmdr]

That's a lot of posts especially for someone who hasn't been in Thailand very long.

All of my posts are not about Thailand. But it seems that you and Oakie are interested in my post count.

run mainly by a few mega posters,

Some mongers try to impress girls. Some mongers even try to impress other mongers while talking about having a lot of money, a big dick, and claim they be ballin like a pro.

Is this a Pattaya Report?

These people usually don't have lots of money or a big dick despite their raving like lunatics. The point is the girls like it easy, fast, and want to be treated nicely. Which is why so many falang newcomers to Pattaya have trouble understanding the girls prefer Korean men.

Is this the best you can do for a Pattaya Report? Don't you have anything to report related to the forum which is having sex with girls?

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

Is this why you have no reports about having sex with girls because you cannot compete?

[SubCmdr]

2). First time a poster has constantly referred to his penis as his big, black dick.

Everyone is free to describe their dick however they want. If yours is a tiny (insert color here) dick I am not going to have anything to say about it. I am not going to check. It makes sense because we know:

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

Even a Farang dick (of a certain color. Not black) should be bigger! LOL! What many of you mother fucks miss is that it is not the color of your dick nor the size matters. Only that it getting off inside of the Thai Prostitutes mouth, pussy or ass that you choice. That requires a stack. It also requires that you spend some of it.

After all isn't that what having flow that builds your stack that allows you to be an International Trick is all about? Cause these prostitutes are not doing charity work. LOL!

Tell me how many of my critics live in Thailand?

[SubCmdr]

That's a lot of posts especially for someone who hasn't been in Thailand very long.

Thank you! But tell me how long is long? Tell me how long have you lived in Thailand?

The rants section promises to continue to be interesting in the coming year.

If you say so. I see your handle popping up here more and more. What I don't see is trip reports from you about having sex with girls in Thailand. Is that because you suck the ladyboy dick and take it in the azz? So you cannot write about those encounters.

You deserve most, if not all, of the credit.

Thank you!

Which sets the over / under at 2400 posts for you in 2025.

Ok!

I'll take the under since you will likely be forced to leave Thailand and returned to your hometown.

Defamatory. Additional evidence. Case building. Simply need to identify the defendant in real life.

And we all know where that is.

For you it is Springfield, Ohio, where you dine on dog and cat with your friend. We all know who that is.

P.S. Glad you got rid of the Biaggis or whatever those shoes were called.

Didn't get rid of them.

If you writing like a ***** then I respond to you like a *****!

[SubCmdr]

I just got my first fuck in for the New Year 2025 in Pattaya (UTC 20:00 December 31,2024).

It is 0400 here and she just left after coming four (count them 4) times and me blowing my splooge all up in that nasty thing she walks around with. She rolled out of here without a shower. You pussy eaters out there need to keep that in mind.

My first question of the new year is this: If a person did not see the prostitute I just fucked and he did not fuck her with his own dick, exactly how can he say the following with any sort of credibility?

The problem is he doesn't acknowledge he goes for low quality just like you.

[Nyezhov]

Much like the rest of the world, I've been following the Jeju Air crash and like everybody else, I'm asking - What the hell was that wall doing there?

It's weird how if you follow Korean news, they tend to downplay that aspect, while foreign news will always bring it up. Nevertheless, in order to make some sense of any of this, I have to tell myself that the dead people are at peace now. No matter what they were going thru in life, whatever trials or tribulations, at the very least, it's all over. That's a little bit of solace, some level of comfort.

If they had debts, stress from work, anxieties, family issues, any number of things that plague us in modern existence, it's all finally over.

Take it from me, as someone who suffers from PTSD, who's had a life that can only be described as a kind of living hell. No friends, almost no family left, colleagues that hate my guts. People wishing me dead, I myself wishing I was dead everyday. Take it from me fellas. If it's a quick death, it's a good death.

Granted, they had a few minutes of sheer terror before the landing and explosion, but they had no way of knowing it was the end, and when it did end, it was so quick, there could not have been any suffering. And that's all anyone can ask for, in terms of final moments for this wretched existence we call life.

I'd trade my life for any of those on board, Beelzebub knows they deserve to live more than me, but that's the very nature of our ridiculous lives. Trash such as myself get to breath another day, while innocents perish in an explosive blaze. Still believe in a god?

Said Gandalf to Frodo, "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

There's no god. There's nothing. There's this shitty life, and then you fucking die. By Beelzebub's ballsack, fucking end me already.

I'm not off topic, this be a rant, also two Thai citizens died in the crash, so here we are in the Thailand forum.

I hope you family or friends Red Flag you.

[Newton York]

I have no idea what's going on, or what anyone actually writes or says, or replies here. But I get the sense a certain submarine commander writes a bunch of stuff here, and I say continue on. Live and let live. That's what this forum is for. This section anyway, for people to rant. I literally don't have anyone to talk to in real life, after so many years, I don't even notice anymore when I talk to myself like I'm 2 people. I'm sure I have have mental issues by now. We all need an outlet.

With this whole Jeju Air thing, it's just good to know there's a place like this to rant. All the hate here, all the cynicism and negative vibes. It's all directed here and absorbed by the pages of cyberspace. I thank Lucifer for this forum. And I thank the very same Lucifer for making Thailand the cum dump that it is for us hobbyists. If it didn't exist, I'd 'unlife' myself years ago.

All that being said, because it was a flight full of Koreans, flying in from Bangkok, just statically speaking, you know there had to be at least 5 single dudes, or maybe even 20 married dudes, who were banging working girls while they were in Bangkok on these packaged tours. Maybe they don't even see themselves as hobbyists in the sense that we do, they probably just see themselves as releasing stress from family life or work, or just taking the opportunity to have a cheap fuck with a Thai prostitute.

So let's raise a glass to our fellow dead hobbyists, again, no matter what they were going through in life, at the very least they got to fuck before they died. Odds are very high that we've all fucked in some of the same places that they did. We all know some of the soapies and oilies in Bangkok are run by Koreans. For example Don Quixote. Anyway, a farewell toast to our brethren.

"May they find in death, the peace they could not find in life" - Newton York

[Newton York]

Much like the rest of the world, I've been following the Jeju Air crash and like everybody else, I'm asking - What the hell was that wall doing there?

It's weird how if you follow Korean news, they tend to downplay that aspect, while foreign news will always bring it up. Nevertheless, in order to make some sense of any of this, I have to tell myself that the dead people are at peace now. No matter what they were going thru in life, whatever trials or tribulations, at the very least, it's all over. That's a little bit of solace, some level of comfort.

If they had debts, stress from work, anxieties, family issues, any number of things that plague us in modern existence, it's all finally over.

Take it from me, as someone who suffers from PTSD, who's had a life that can only be described as a kind of living hell. No friends, almost no family left, colleagues that hate my guts. People wishing me dead, I myself wishing I was dead everyday. Take it from me fellas. If it's a quick death, it's a good death.

Granted, they had a few minutes of sheer terror before the landing and explosion, but they had no way of knowing it was the end, and when it did end, it was so quick, there could not have been any suffering. And that's all anyone can ask for, in terms of final moments for this wretched existence we call life.

I'd trade my life for any of those on board, Beelzebub knows they deserve to live more than me, but that's the very nature of our ridiculous lives. Trash such as myself get to breath another day, while innocents perish in an explosive blaze. Still believe in a god?

Said Gandalf to Frodo, "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

There's no god. There's nothing. There's this shitty life, and then you fucking die. By Beelzebub's ballsack, fucking end me already.

I'm not off topic, this be a rant, also two Thai citizens died in the crash, so here we are in the Thailand forum.

[SubCmdr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBz1TGaur24

If you ever sat down with a talkative girl who speaks your language in a Gentleman's Club in Pattaya you would already know off of this. That is difference between being boots on the ground posted up in Pattaya for 18 months and having to watch YouTube about CockBANG to learn about girls who work in the entertainment industry. SMH!

Literally, this morning I ran down a lot of things about the girl who spent the night with me over coffee in the morning. Some of you really need to increase your flow and build your stack so your can actually engage in Internaitonal Trickin activities IRL instead of learning about it on YouTube. Seriously gentlemen. Is this what it has come down to now? People watching YouTube videos and beating their dicks to Thai Porn until they can get a work release pass from the sex prison in their country of origins in order actually be a International Trick.

It's just my opinion but I read a lot more comments about the trip reports from others that I do actual trip reports in the Pattaya and CockBANG Reports threads. Why is that?

[SubCmdr]

Good find bro. I hope the DUD watches this and apologize s to us all.

What do you want the DUD to apologize for?

[Nyezhov]

Because I want to rant! Years ago when I was on one of my sojourns to Geylang in Singapore, in one of the houses, one of the chicks did this thing where she would put on some music from her phone, and then start doing a little dance. It was sexy as hell, then she'd strip, and then the fucking would begin. Till this very day, decades of hobbying, she was the only one that ever did that. And I know I can either ask, or even pay a chick to do that, but unless they're good at it, or it doesn't weird them out, it's always kinda awkward. Even the bargirls who actually dance in the bar, will find it awkward. The thing with that Geylang chick so many years ago, was that she was having fun. That's the secret recipe if you ask me. That she's enjoying this, or at least is very good at making it like she is, and you know you're going to have a good time. I know in Thailand, the whole nuru thing is really big these days, and in Asia in general, variations of the nuru thing. But what I wouldn't give for a chick to just dance for me. And then we fuck.

It kinda reminds me of the really seedy days of 8th Ave in NYC. If you know, you know. Those days, you'd pay chicks in the glass booth to dance for you, then strip, and then more can be had. By Lucifer's balls. Paid sex was so seedy, but fucking awesome in the day. Now it's greatly sanitized if you ask me. I know it's hard to imagine, but watch this Britney Spears video where she just dances,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR__mRnd6kA

and imagine you get to fuck that when the song ends. That's what I'm talking about! Not robotic, emotionless gyrating, I'm talking real hardcore, she's into the dance, making eye contact with you kinda dance. Imagine with each verse, the chick gets more and more nude. By Satan's ball sack! Next time I'm in Bangkok, I'm willing to pay thru to teeth to find me a chick that'll dance genuinely for me. YOLO fellas!

LOL you're talking about those places in New York City where the little screen would rise when you put your 50 cents in and some skinny chick would be dancing around and showing her your pussy, and then the dudes will pull their bananas out and blow their spooge on the girl, but actually come up blowing on the glass. First time I went to one of those places I could barely see the glass was so crusty. Then if you looked around you could see other people checking out their girls through the window and you can watch them jerk off? What a wonderful scene.