Pattaya Reports

[SubCmdr]

Why some people cannot mind their own business until the are able to get laid I again I have not idea. I guess just walking around with a hard dick and full ball grates on the mental state of some people. Allover is one of those people.

Where are at right now Allover? I am in Pattaya, Thailand. If I had to guess your are somewhere in sex prison in (insert country of origin). Are you looking forward for your new president elect to make your country great for your people again? Have you already purchased a new white hoodie? Get that bad boy pressed and contact Nee-haw because he is coming back from Cambodia in order to celebrate with you.

Those Lotus Biscoff brand cookies are great. Very addictive.

The only thing I am addicted to is pussy ya *****. You are addicted to your hand!

But you bought a lot of cookies I'm guessing at Villa Market.

You are wrong. Guess again?

You should find Villa Market for farang food after you get settled in.

I have spent more nights in Thailand than you have. You are the reading my reports for information. Tell me why should I do that. Although I have to admit you have passed one some good information about shoes. LOL!

Are you telling you dont spend any money while in Thailand? I cannot go out for less than 3500 THB. Sometimes that includes a booty bill some times it does not. I was just in Heaven Above the night before NYE and I spent 10,000. I picked up everything at the table, set ups, Lady Drinks for the girl entertaining him, Lady Drinks for my girls. I keep them flowing. She was like I'm a little drunk. The Tequila got me. It was her choice she requested them.

I still had my two bottles. There is a enough for one more party before I have to re-up. In case you forgot it I got the Goose and the Makers working. Mamason drinks vodka and cranberry. Bought her a drink. She did not like the house brand while she was at my table. I was like pour up the The Goose and mix it up with he cranberry. I like the same thing.

You know what they say: Goose got me loose!

That includes the bar fine and her fee for the night. We were in my room by 0000 and she rolled out at 0750. I checked my watch as she left out the door. Two BBBJCIM one CFS Boom Boom. Based on her request and my personal limitations. My dick still works so I can pound away on that nasty thing while wearing a condom. Plus I keep a water based lube because they can dry some girls up. This was not a problem for here. If you had a pin hole camera somewhere in my room you might have saw my head between her legs and her twisting and turning while making sexy noises as she orgasmed twice and her squirt wound up on my face both times. I am not saying that happened. Just that you might have seen that if you had the right surveillance equipment in my room. It was the second best experience that I have ever had since I have been posted up in Pattaya. She had a gorgeous body and treated me even better like an absolute KING! She made us coffee in the morning and over coffee we discussed how things worked in the club and her personal finances. DAMN! Those Jedi Mind Tricks I have been studying are working.

Will you be taking them to your gentleman club manager?

No, only sorry ass mother fuckers such as yourself do things like that.

Or giving them to the girls in the hopes they'll turn down a Korean to hang with your sorry azz?

Did you enjoy beating your dick while reading my reports?

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

Funny that a Korean was sat at my table and even his girls were paying attention to me and my friend. I had the bottle and the set ups and my girls were receiving the lady drinks like they were flowing out of a water faucet.

Mind your own money and pay attention to your own dick Allover Nope I am not like you and this guy who both don't have the flow to support your stack and therefore pay much more attention to those like me who do.

I didn't come to Pattaya to try to outspend Koreans to get a lady. Pattaya does have its attractions outside of bars and bargirls, but if it becomes too expensive, I am out of here.

You are hating a mother fucker Allover! Counting down the days until you get your next work release pass. Given the nature of your reports (all in Rants and no trip reports) you just another internet sock who is trolling me.

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[Allover]

I didn't come to Pattaya to try to outspend Koreans to get a lady. If I wanted to throw money at ladies, I could have just stayed in Tijuana, Mexico and paid $150 for a ST for a silicon enhanced Mexicana.

Pattaya does have its attractions outside of bars and bargirls, but if it becomes too expensive, I am out of here.

I haven't been to Tijuana in a while. I used to always pay $80 at Adelita's. I wonder if they ever reopened? Pattaya has so many different venues for ladies and accommodation I don't think it can get too expensive. Not for another 10 years. After that you never know. Walking street go gos used to be very reasonably priced so I guess anything is possible.

Some fools have to outspend Koreans to get a girl because they have no game and dress funny. Black dress shoes and shorts. Or cheap Biaggi shoes you can buy everywhere in town. And they are likely to stay in Pattaya because of legal issues they have in their country of origin.

[Werqweq]

I beg to differ. That is always the foreigner's idea, not the girls'. You know how many chicks have told me about foreigners forcing iphones on them? 20 years of going to Thailand and I have never had a chick ask me to buy her shit except food.

They don't ask you because they know you'll just laugh at them. It's different for others.

I think the plan is easy, except he needs to have boots on the gound and meet someone he clicks with to do it. Not just go around to random people online with his checklist.

Yes, if you click with a girl it's doable. Some random farang dude sending that list to random girls on thaifriendly, hoping to find some girl who will be ready to show him the std results she paid for in advance when his flight from Alabama lands, before getting fucked in the ass by him, and spending the next three days massaging and continuing getting fucked in the ass by him for 1500?
Might this be one of the rare examples, outside of quantum physics, of something having a negative probability?

[XXL]

My hotel is on Beach Road so exceptionnaly I decided to go there for an early night walk. Half past eight was too soon: hardly any action. At a quarter past ten there was some action, but nothing to write home about. Maybe 5 girls I'd rate doable. The usual trannies. I say "usual" because there seemed to be also a lack of new talent among the trannies.

A week or so ago the mainstream Thailand press reported that police in Pattaya had rounded up the black girls. The assumption (the hope) that they would be released after paying bribes could be wrong. I saw only one black girl on my walk. She was one I'd never spotted before so perhaps she landed after the police raid. Were the black girls rounded up at the behest of the Thai girls? If so one more reason to stay away from Beach Road. Staying away will not be difficult for me, from past experience and from what I saw today. The walk as such was not even pleasant in spite of Thailand's mild Januray temperature. Too many prowling men. The ubiquitous smell of rotting garbage. The blind and otherwise handicapped beggers playing blaring music.

[Rambo1969]

Did you try Thai Friendly?

Nope. I was not there long enough to go that route. I was too busy the entire time.

[Turgid]

I just returned from a great week in Pattaya.

I am dark skinned Indian who lives in the USA.

When I visited Bangkok about 20 years ago discrimination by gals in clubs was huge.

I found discrimination to be equally high at SOI 6 clubs in Pattaya. I was NOT welcomed as I walked down Soi 6 like the white guys were warmly welcomed. This was very hurtful and made me resent Soi 6.

Fortunately there was far less discrimination on beach road.

I was able to have great sessions at reasonable prices from gals on beach road. 800 bhat / HR or 1200 Bhat for 2 hrs.

I am interested in sensual experience. Not just F'ing.

What I did not like about 'short time' service on beach road is that most would not agree to the entire hour being my time. They kept saying 'one shot' and they are done.

What I want it the full hour is mine, start with play time for the first 30 minutes before serious sex and most of the good looking gals on beach road would not accept that.

But enough cuties accepted it that I ultimately had a great time. After struggling to find the ones that agree to my terms.

Prices less than half what I normally pay in Tijuana. So prices in Pattaya are great to my usual stomping ground.

Will only return as a stopover between India and USA. Would not make the trip from USA. Too far!

I loved the beach and beach scene in Pattaya. And the fact that it is lit up at night is awesome and makes Pattaya very very special.

So, I may seriously consider retiring in Pattaya.

Did you try Thai Friendly?

[Explorer8939]

18 months plus of being posted up in Pattaya and I have not had a girl ask me to buy her anything. In general it is not something I have found that Thai Girls do. I have had a couple of loan requests which I shut down immediately. But I do have one girl that I will buy things for when she asks me.

A mental attitude of poverty is deeply embedded among many of the posters here. Example below:



That is what your stack is for.

I didn't come to Pattaya to try to outspend Koreans to get a lady. If I wanted to throw money at ladies, I could have just stayed in Tijuana, Mexico and paid $150 for a ST for a silicon enhanced Mexicana.

Pattaya does have its attractions outside of bars and bargirls, but if it becomes too expensive, I am out of here.

[Paolo99]

Yesterday, I had a girl at soi 6. I would call her a solid 7. Better looking than many in the soi, but nothing special. The session was good too. DFK, BBBJ, multiple positions. Good but nothing special. This is why I would expect her to charge more or less the going rate. We didn't discuss money before we went upstairs. After the session I've gave her 1500. But she asked for 2000. Because she seemed so certain and asked so naturally that I didn't try to negotiate and just paid her. To me it seems that 2000 is now the going rate, at least for the decent looking girls.

Price should always be discussed with the girl before going upstairs with her.

Not all the girls are quoting the same price, and at this period, they are charging more than in low season.

[Explorer8939]

They will. The girls know the pay in Thailand. It is the punters that come in and think 1500 baht is small money, but it is a lotta bit to Thais. None of them are sending 100,000 baht home per month. A normal job pays like 10,000.

I beg to differ. That is always the foreigner's idea, not the girls'. You know how many chicks have told me about foreigners forcing iphones on them? 20 years of going to Thailand and I have never had a chick ask me to buy her shit except food.

I think the plan is easy, except he needs to have boots on the gound and meet someone he clicks with to do it. Not just go around to random people online with his checklist.

I pay 2000 LT for relatively short periods of time.

I pay 1000 a day for for multi-week periods.

In between, I pay on a sliding scale, maybe 10,000 a week.

I don't take the lady shopping, except in emergencies. One time, a lady's cell phone died in Argentina, and I bought her a cheap Samsung.

[Mr Enternational]

People thinks that taking a girl "on vacation" (theirs, the punter), adding food and accommodation will lead to them to accept a minimal fee.

They will. The girls know the pay in Thailand. It is the punters that come in and think 1500 baht is small money, but it is a lotta bit to Thais. None of them are sending 100,000 baht home per month. A normal job pays like 10,000.

There will be also other side spendings, as the girls like shopping when a farang is involved. They see it as a child ave to access something she dreams of and she will jump on the opportunity: bags, shoes.

I beg to differ. That is always the foreigner's idea, not the girls'. You know how many chicks have told me about foreigners forcing iphones on them? 20 years of going to Thailand and I have never had a chick ask me to buy her shit except food.

So the whole picture described in the plan (looks like a business plan, a professional project) seems quite disillusioned to me.

I think the plan is easy, except he needs to have boots on the gound and meet someone he clicks with to do it. Not just go around to random people online with his checklist.

[Safado70]

Yesterday, I had a girl at soi 6. I would call her a solid 7. Better looking than many in the soi, but nothing special. The session was good too. DFK, BBBJ, multiple positions. Good but nothing special. This is why I would expect her to charge more or less the going rate. We didn't discuss money before we went upstairs. After the session I've gave her 1500. But she asked for 2000. Because she seemed so certain and asked so naturally that I didn't try to negotiate and just paid her. To me it seems that 2000 is now the going rate, at least for the decent looking girls.

[Rocko20]

If he really looks for it then he might find a women from 35 and up that might agree to that. She gets a trip and vacation as well. Thais themselves pay women in that age 1500 for a night. Might even be 1000 in some parts of Thailand. And don't make it sound like all women on beach road or pattayas bars are drowning in customers. This is not the case. There are proberbly some women that will be happy to take his offer. But most likely not a younger and cuter one.

The question is not if he can find it, the question is at what cost. What WG is he willing to accept at that price point and how long is he willing to look for it? He can find it at beer bars but beer bars are still countless.

In my experience, only 1% of WGs are even worth having sex with so a good portion of you visit is just hunting. Let a lone agreeing to multiple days.

Hell, many mongers have even periodically gotten sex for free from freelancers (I've done it, many others have done it, some women like to do it to get you in a long term relationship), but that doesn't mean we want it. I didn't fly all the way to thailand to fuck the same WGs I did on my last trip.

[BionicMan]

People thinks that taking a girl "on vacation" (theirs, the punter), adding food and accommodation will lead to them to accept a minimal fee.

This might work on 5% of the cases. Girls picked up from TF or alikes are there to mak money, not holidays, so the majority looks for money (to spend for herself or send back to the family). It's the punter commodity to have her around full time and so take her along wherever he wants to spend his time.

There will be also other side spendings, as the girls like shopping when a farang is involved. They see it as a child ave to access something she dreams of and she will jump on the opportunity: bags, shoes.

So the whole picture described in the plan (looks like a business plan, a professional project) seems quite disillusioned to me.

[Derkd]

Landed in Pattaya on the 24th, installed TF, and boom—90 matches in a day! Never felt so validated in my life. Took a shot with a baddie, Frah (24 F, Chiang Mai).

She seemed cool, quoted 2200 for LT, and genuinely down.

Things got disappointing as she kept postponing our meet-up from 10 PM to 11 to 12 because of a friend's mental breakdown (Pattaya vibes, I guess? Finally, we planned to meet outside Lucifer Go-Go. She suggested I come inside to join her and her friends. Big red flag popped in my head: "Am I about to fund a friend's drinks festival?" Politely noped out of that and asked if she still wanted to hang solo.

Fast forward: We're at at a motel recommended by her. She's shy but cool. First round was ahem brief, and let's just say Johnny didn't pack a raincoat. She laughed, "Why you guys never use condom?" I hit her with the classic: "I like it raw. ".

Then came the highlight: The massage. Turns out she's a masseuse by day, and boy, did she deliver. Tiny but mighty—my back's never felt better. Post-massage? Reels, horror Thai shows, and sleep (her on her phone, me snoring like a champ).

5 AM: Woke up with Johnny saluting like Burj Khalifa. Round two? Cardio king mode activated. Finished strong 40-45 minutes. Multiple positions, CIM. Slept till 9 then said our goodbyes, and walked out feeling like the protagonist of an action movie.

Damages:

LT: 2200 + 100 tip.

Room: 600.

Cab: 200.