Sosua Reports

[Turgid]

Man I would love for that upstairs to open just one time. I believe 95 percent of all the OG's on here have a great fond memory of pulling a fine honey out of Classicos. Sometimes I honestly wonder what would be the total cost (including greasing the palms to the powers that be) for that venue to re-open again.

Such a great venue, location with fond memories from so MANY expats for it to still be sitting there rotting away.

Great times. I have mongered all over the world and some of the finest ladies I've ever had were out of Classicos. So sad to think those times will never happen again.

[Coolie High]

I Remember the old Sweat Box well. Cheap perfume and body odor. Guys used to post up in the downstairs bar, and grab the chicas before they paid the cover to go upstairs.

People packed in like sardines. A real fire trap. See'Mon. Sweetie, lets get out of here. She, "I'm dancing as fast as I can!" LOL.

Man I would love for that upstairs to open just one time. I believe 95 percent of all the OG's on here have a great fond memory of pulling a fine honey out of Classicos. Sometimes I honestly wonder what would be the total cost (including greasing the palms to the powers that be) for that venue to re-open again.

Such a great venue, location with fond memories from so MANY expats for it to still be sitting there rotting away.

[Oakie]

The last time I was in Classicos the girls were dancing to this tune as if there was no tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o

I Remember the old Sweat Box well. Cheap perfume and body odor. Guys used to post up in the downstairs bar, and grab the chicas before they paid the cover to go upstairs.

People packed in like sardines. A real fire trap. See'Mon. Sweetie, lets get out of here. She, "I'm dancing as fast as I can!" LOL.

[Turgid]

Good for you, Sudsy!

Hope your 3 wives in the DR are as loyal as you! LOL.

The last time I was in Classicos the girls were dancing to this tune as if there was no tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o

[TravelingMan3]

Closed again.

No info, but the 17 servers looking for jobs in the area, so it may be a while.

As the title says I knew guys were living in the past when they mention Rancho Ticpico as a reason or off the beaten track location in Sosua dudes are living in 2013 with that one.

[Oakie]

Closed again.

No info, but the 17 servers looking for jobs in the area, so it may be a while.

[Oakie]

I am looking for pussy not trying shack up with a prostitute in common law marriage.

Good for you, Sudsy!

Hope your 3 wives in the DR are as loyal as you! LOL.

As for Dominican Wives I got three of them all waiting for my return.

[Oakie]

Rancho Tipico will eventually be loaded with Haitian girls because the former owner / manager (Ad) has taken over the reins, he can be an asshole but he knows how to run a chica bar.

A welcome addition!

I counted 17 eager servers in there 2 nights ago! Music, spacious, and decent food for a bar. It's been opened and closed with no notice a dozen times in the past couple years. It's just a little off the beaten track.

It's a business model quite common in the Sosua bar business. Local with connections who knows what he is doing builds up a strong clientele.

When it's at it's peak he'll find a warm body investor, or two, and off load it at a nice price. When it all falls apart, and the padlocks go on the door, he'll pick it up for a song, and rinse and repeat!

[Manizales911]

Hello Sir, we enjoy your experience and take on things. This post peaked my interest. This is how I want to move now. The young boys doing too much for me with all the loud BS, fights and secret filming for YouTube. I know there are the few bars by Classicos where you can find them. Where did you guys chill at? Do you know any other Haitian bars away from the Strip?? Thanks bro.

Rancho Tipico will eventually be loaded with Haitian girls because the former owner / manager (Ad) has taken over the reins, he can be an asshole but he knows how to run a chica bar.

[Manizales911]

To be fair, every mongering destination is a shell of its former self, nothing is better today than it used to be back in the day: DR, Brazil, Thailand, Dubai, Colombia etc. All used to be far better 10-15+ years ago in terms of talent, natural beauty, service, prices, clubs, less cell phones and social media, etc.

But overseas life is still better than anything America can offer. As you suggested, I'll take DR on a bad day over Miami on a good day. When you can walk into a club and know you can basically have almost anyone you want, that's the greatest feeling in the world for a man. And the diversity of DR women will bring a man to his knees: light skinned, dark skinned, tall, short, big ass, big tits, they have it all.

Yes, these mongering places used to be far better decades ago, but they still get the job done when compared to anywhere else.

Finally someone that knows what they're talking about. Whether it be the DR, Colombia and many other places none of them are as good as they used to be whether it be prices or service it has certainly declined. That said, one can still get good service at an acceptable price you just might have to dig a little deeper. Colombia is a perfect example of this. I moved to Colombia full time almost a year ago and I've finally built a great rotation of four smoking hot girls that do everything that I want them to do at a decent price, I'm having a blast with them but it took awhile to build, some disappointments along the way without a doubt. When I first went to Colombia almost 20 years ago it would have taken me very little time to build such a roster and for the price of a ham sandwich, inflation hits all things pussy included, deal with it.

[Rocko20]

You Spanish speaking skills will serve you well despite what the local sexpat expert on the Open Air Brothel know as Sosua has to say about that particular issue.

It is very different from Pattaya, Thailand.

Correct. I don't know a lick of Thai yet I do just fine in Pattaya.

In Sosua, or DR in general, you definitely need to learn Spanish. I was in Santo Domingo and Boca Chica and felt like an alien because there were no signs in English and no one speaking english. I couldn't even order a coffee if I wanted and the ATMs didn't work either (US banks do not accept ATM requests from every random ATM you use).

It was only until I got to Sosua did I find english tailored and speaking businesses. Even the working girls didn't speak fluent english.

That was a huge reality check for me. Dubai and Thailand are my frequent destinations, but if I ever go back to DR or Colombia I plan to learn the language.

[SubCmdr]

Having said that, anyone planning to spend much time in Sosua, or any destination where Spanish is spoken, definitely should learn the language to some degree.

Very intelligent outlook on the subject. Agreed. As for my ability to speak Thai, I wish to learn how to speak to girls that are not in the Entertainment Industry. I am looking for pussy not trying shack up with a prostitute in common law marriage. Just trying to blow my sponge into orifices (mouth, pussy and ass) of girls outside of the Entertainment Industry.

I have faced long odd before I am actually a political refugee from the United States of America. They gave a hit squad call the POLICE. Uniformed officials of the government authorized to kill people who look like me on sight. Efforts to learn Thai simply will not compare to what it takes to stay alive in the United States of America when you are being hunted by a death squad.

[Explorer8939]

You Spanish speaking skills will serve you well despite what the local sexpat expert on the Open Air Brothel know as Sosua has to say about that particular issue.

It is very different from Pattaya, Thailand. But if you take it for what it has the offer I am sure you will have a very enjoyable experience. Besides your are only 2 minutes away from Puerto Plata and 2 hours from Santiago if you need a change of Scenery.

If you don't like the offerings on the street. Tinder and Dominican Cupid can be your friend. I am almost certain there are more social media apps popular with the chicas than I know. I am old school.

Make sure you check out the casino. Go late 0000 - 0400 Friday and Saturday night is off the chain.

Learning Spanish is relatively easy for a Gringo, but Thai is like Martian, very difficult. And there are two distinct Thai dialects, which are as different as Spanish and Portuguese. Unless you are very young, you're not going to learn both dialects very well.

Having said that, anyone planning to spend much time in Sosua, or any destination where Spanish is spoken, definitely should learn the language to some degree.

[Oakie]

You Spanish speaking skills will serve you well despite what the local sexpat expert on the Open Air Brothel know as Sosua has to say about that particular issue.

Always wise to speak the local lingo of the place you claim to live.

I speak Spanish, because I live in DR.

How's your Thai? LOL.

By the way:

You are lying again!

When I said "Sosua is MORE than a 2 block stroll on Pedro"..

Low life Sudsy quotes me in RANTS #224:

Quote Originally Posted by Oakie. (below)

"Sosua is a two block stroll on Pedro."

This guy runs a "business"?

LOL.

[SubCmdr]

I bought my ticket for Santo Domingo, and will bus it up to Sosua after a night's rest in SD.

My plan is 10 days in Sosua, with a flight out of Puerto Plata (POP) to go back to the US for a few days. I am hoping that I won't get bored in Sosua, since everyone says it's very small. At least I will be able to practice my Spanish.

You Spanish speaking skills will serve you well despite what the local sexpat expert on the Open Air Brothel know as Sosua has to say about that particular issue.

It is very different from Pattaya, Thailand. But if you take it for what it has the offer I am sure you will have a very enjoyable experience. Besides your are only 2 minutes away from Puerto Plata and 2 hours from Santiago if you need a change of Scenery.

If you don't like the offerings on the street. Tinder and Dominican Cupid can be your friend. I am almost certain there are more social media apps popular with the chicas than I know. I am old school.

Make sure you check out the casino. Go late 0000 - 0400 Friday and Saturday night is off the chain.