Pattaya Reports

[JustTK]

Anyone here ever barfine a Tomboy?

I don't mean a lady who will play with another lady, or do a show, I mean a real Tomboy.

What do you mean by a tomboy. A lesbian who looks and dresses like a guy? I can say I haven't. I don't find them sexy. TBH I would rather have a ladyboy. It least they can look sexy and they enjoy fucking guys.

[Gaijin Gigolo]

Now that I live in Pattaya and no longer the thirsty dude on holiday I'm just looking for a quick release. Before I'd go to gogos and barfine what I thought was the hottest chick but now I go to GC and just look for a mouth I want to fuck. Don't get me wrong I don't want fat or sick looking chick but the super hot chick isn't a requirement any longer.

I still go to the top places Queens XS etc but I'm not paying the rates that these places ask.

I had almost instant success scoring girls from Thaifriendly and Thaiflirting when I was in Patts in fall of 2023. If you're living there that's a route I would explore.

[Goatscrot]

I was finally obligated to make a trip down to Pattaya, after not being there since before covid.

A bit of history with me and the place. In the early 00's I used to go on average once a month for 3 nights. It was especially amazing during low season. You could shoot a cannon down most toys and not hit anybody, but there will always plenty of girls, and may I add plenty of good looking ones. Soi 6 was an outstanding place for early afternoon and evening entertainment. None of the bars were open air to the street and there was no blaring music. It was simply small bars, or rather full on knocking shops, full of gals who were more than willing to take you to the room for 500 to 1 k Baht with a 200 to 300 Baht BF that included the room. Drinks or of course available but you are in no way obligated to buy lady drinks, in fact you could just choose whatever caught your eye and head straight upstairs.

This city itself was so empty during low season that the two-story Starbucks, the third shop opened in the country, would often have only our small group of friends upstairs drinking coffee all afternoon.

The bars themselves were also fun, both beer bars and Go-Go's. All of the above had plenty of good looking thin early 20's gals who hadn't yet had babies. ST and LT at beer bars was 500 and 1 k respectively and at Go-Go's 1 K and 5 K respectively. In the Go-Go's girls were fun, playfully aggressive, and a lot of fun.

And then there was Marine disco that kicked off in earnest after the bars would close. No problem with 1 K long time.

If you were strolling down Walking Street at any time after say 10:00 you would have a constant barrage of girls asking to go with you. This increased after midnight when Soi 6 closed and those girls headed for the disco.

Patters was absolutely amazing during these times and I have some of my best memories of our hobby from that time.

From around 07 till the mid 10's I think I only visited once or twice, not enough to make any judgments and then between 16 and covid I would go occasionally when friends were in town. During that time I found a very changed town and scene. Soi 6 became a loud zoo of open air bars. While it was still some quite good looking girls, I found the atmosphere to be far less appealing, and of course the prices had increased and one was expected to buy drinks and sit about with the girl as opposed to getting right down to business.

Go-Go's had changed significantly both price wise, demographic of customer-wise, and atmosphere-wise. Go-Go's that catered to Asian customers had very good looking girls that weren't particularly interested in westerners and were far less interactive than the days of old. Prices also increased dramatically, even on Soi 6 where gals seem to also to prefer Asian customers. During this time I found the G clubs, namely Kinnaree, to be very enjoyable. Always some lookers, very well priced, and fun. I often wished we had places like that in Bangkok. I also found some talented times amongst the small massage joints on Soi Honey. One really good thing about this particular era is it seems many of the gals discovered going to the gym. So there were plenty of fit women about.

Unfortunately I never made it down to Pattaya during Covid, which it seems as it was in Bangkok an absolutely marvelous time for our hobby.

Fast forward to this past weekend and I agreed to meet a group of friends that I haven't seen in over a decade down at the beach. Some were in town for the first time in ages and they decided that is where they wanted to meet up. After seeing recent videos from Pattaya my expectations were low, and my expectations did not let me down.

Arriving early on a Saturday afternoon I had a very nice three course lunch special that even included a glass of wine. Aside from seeing my friends, this was the highlight of the trip. I was also astounded at the insane number of people in Pattaya.

After checking into my hotel I decided to have a bit of a walkabout and check out the central Pattaya G clubs. Strolling down Soi Honey, I was immediately struck by the size and age of the majority of the women working. Both of those numbers needed to go in a southerly direction in order to be appealing. The G clubs I poked my head in were equally as disappointing, so I ventured back to the hotel for a rest.

Dinner with my friends was fantastic. It was wonderful to have a catch up. Afterwards we hit some of the bars on LK Metro. I was again absolutely gobsmacked at the lack of talent. Fat, old, dark, and ugly for the most part, and I was told these were the "best" Go-Go's. I saw maybe one or two that would pass muster, but not for what they were asking. After 3 or so bars I had seen enough and I broke off on my own to have another look at the G clubs that opened later. I was again taken aback at the lack of talent. Age and weight were definitely on display and it seems that the majority of gals working in Pattaya had forgotten where the gym was but haven't missed a meal and if perhaps added a few more meals during the day.

With my libido on the floor I decided to have a look and Beach Road. I wish I hadn't. Appalling is too nice of a word for more than one reason.

Although the talent isn't what it used to be in Bangkok, Fiwfans and the oilies have far better looking girls than what I saw in Pattaya this past weekend and I don't have to deal with the crowds of tourists. I'm also pretty assured of a certain level of performance. In all fairness, I didn't try TF down there, so maybe it is better.

So it was back to my hotel for a rather nice sleep during the cool night and a fairly early rise to grab a nice breakfast before catching the bus back to BKK, less than 24 hours after I arrived in Pattaya, probably not to return for quite a long time. Seeing the old alcoholics drinking beer in the bars open in the early morning on the way to the bus station was just the icing on the cake.

[BionicMan]

I assume you are being sarcastic. If that's "best," I'd hate to see worst.

Don't underestimate that it is pretty much dark inside the club. LOL.

[Turgid]

I talk a lot and I say nobody can say how beautiful my girls are, because I never share my precious pics with them.

So nobody can argue I'm fucking shit for my precious 1000.

Then I say Club Excite is one of my favorite places.

Club Excite at it's best:

When you post photos you will be set upon by guys who never post photos of their own.

[BMoreDog69]

Nice report.

I think if you do this long enough it's bound to happen. Especially with these ladies who are, although not educated / trained psychologists, experts in tugging at heart strings. Not that some aren't also just really nice ladies. Console yourself that this is her job, and she did it really well, and that some of the spell will wear off over time.

No shame is feeling a bit smitten. Just don't act on it.

My first week in Pattaya was incredible, so good in fact I'm scared it may go on to ruin my life! : !

I ventured to Walking Street on my first night, being a must visit and all. Started off at a ping pong show, because why not, fucking horrid! Way worse than I remember Khao San road 10 years ago, miserable old women blowing out candles with their minge, asked me for a 500 bh top to be a prop, I left 100 and walked out. Went into a ladyboy club to satiate my curiosity, got swarmed! Some of them are scarily good looking, the place was dead though so I quickly left and tried a Russian bar, a gorgeous blonde asked me to buy her a drink, balked at the 700 bh fee, she then said we could skip drinks and go into a ST room for 3000 bh, her sexy smile would have convinced me but I could smell a shit service a mile away so made my way to to soi 6.

Within a few meters I spotted my #1 girl so far, she had the most insane ass! Unfortunately she was chatting away to someone else so carried on down, stopped at 3 different gaffs for a girly drink with someone who caught my eye, 1st didn't look that pretty in the light and the 2nd & 3rd seemed keen but both had a bit too much of a 'goofy' personality for me (which I soon learned is not that uncommon), walking back up I spotted the girl with the insane ass again! She was hugging the same guy from earlier but this time she locked eyes and blew me a kiss, damn wish I was this guy with her! I walked back up to see if anyone caught my eye, and third time the charm on my way back down the soi I saw her again! This time she dragged me in to a seat (I didn't need much convincing). She waited for her fella to pay his bar tab and leave before coming back to me, we got chatting and just clicked instantly, and she was really sexy! Wanting to show off a bit, when I bought her a shot I offered one to the waiter and the 3 girls sitting out front too, and as if I turned a switch she was all over me, lapdances, full on DFK the works! Approaching 2 am so they shut down the bar and she invited me to join her and her girls to a club on walking street, we spent about an hour there dancing, making out and drinking before leaving to find a short time hotel, what followed was 2 hours of ecstasy! Most genuine GFE I've ever experienced, I tipped 1 k for the pleasure and we exchanged WhatsApps.

My second night in Pattaya was a bit of a dud, I went out at around 3 am so only ventured to walking street, went into one of the gogos and got chatting to one of the non dancers, they tried to pressure me into buying drinks for other girls, but having learned my lesson from the 1st night I refused, the girl was pretty and seemed very keen, almost giddy but the massaman came and quoted 3000 bar fine + 4000ST must be having a laugh I noped out of there and had a walk down beach street but saw nothing so called it a day.

My third night around 11 pm I messaged the girl from my first night to see if she was free but she was 'off that day', headed down to soi 6 again to see what I liked, had a few drinks with some different girls, one caught my eye who had a huge pair for her slim frame, she was quite weird as she spent the entire time (nearly an hour) just gyrating on me like a rabbit, or pretending to be a cat, or showing me photos of her cat. I liked the look of her boobs though so took her upstairs for 1500ST, wasn't feeling it though so pretended to pop and bounced. A bit more wondering and a cutey with really nice dimples caught my eye, everything that followed was a near repeat of the night before! She was making out with me non stop, giggling on eye contact, taking selfies with me. She suggested LT for 3 k which I agreed, she also suggested we go to the nightclub before going back to my room (sensing a pattern here), funnily enough I spotted the girl from my first night at the club and messaged her jokingly that I can see her and that I'm better than her man, she asked me to meet her by the bathroom, dragged me into a cubicle and started furiously making out with me (these women!) she asked me to message her tomorrow night. Took my new girl home and she was incredible, amazing BBBJ, great fuck after a shower together and repeated in the morning. Eventually I had to ask her to leave at around 11 as I had to meet up with family, she seemed a bit upset about it:'the tipped her 1 k for the pleasure + 200 for taxi. Both nights were very similar, maybe the nightclub thing is a known routine? But it's perfect for me as I can get a bit tipsier, dance and makeout with a hot girl for a few hours before going back for some amazing sex, which have both been the most genuine GFE I've had in over 2 years +100 punts by far!! I think I'm starting to get why people can get hooked on this place!!

My final night in Pattaya, even though I had an amazing night just before with girl #2, for some reason I just could not get girl #1 out of my head, I was thinking about her all day, and just my luck she messaged me that afternoon to see if I was free, she said it was her day off so met me at my condo at night, and what followed was a night of just pure GFE bliss, bath together, making out like teenagers, suck, fuck, repeat! She kept doing something a little unusual for me also where she would often like, sniff my cheek? Is this a Thai thing? Anyway she added my on instagram afterwards and now. I feel like a massive twat as it's been nearly a week and I can't stop thinking about this girl! In over 2 years of punting with even a few sexcations thrown in I've never caught feels, and here I am swooning over one of the first Thai working girls who throws me attention: this is how I know Pattaya will now ruin my life as I'm already planning my next trip this summer and have a strong feeling my desire to return will consume the rest of my life!

In summary however, an incredible week. Would have to spend thousands in the UK for even remotely the experience, I'm officially hooked!

[TravelingMan3]

Now that I live in Pattaya and no longer the thirsty dude on holiday I'm just looking for a quick release. Before I'd go to gogos and barfine what I thought was the hottest chick but now I go to GC and just look for a mouth I want to fuck. Don't get me wrong I don't want fat or sick looking chick but the super hot chick isn't a requirement any longer.

I still go to the top places Queens XS etc but I'm not paying the rates that these places ask.

[MikeNm]

I read some posts on the forum a week or so ago about TB in Thailand, I'm chipping in today with my experience but can't find the original posts so can't link to any of them..

I remember being told by the doctor that TB is quite prevalent in Thailand, though very rare in the UK. The scarring on my lungs is still evident, I have had a few chest X-Rays over the years since then, the last one was about 9 months ago, and they always mention the scarring on my lungs and ask me if I have had
TB!

I had valley fever in college when I was 20, a virus that lives in the soil in arid climates much like mononucleosis. It left me with a scar on my lower right lobe of my lung and I was told to always tell the x-ray techs about it or they'd assume I have or had TB!

[Gaijin Gigolo]

I talk a lot and I say nobody can say how beautiful my girls are, because I never share my precious pics with them.

So nobody can argue I'm fucking shit for my precious 1000.

Then I say Club Excite is one of my favorite places.

Club Excite at it's best:

Those are grandmas. Surely you're being sarcastic.

[XXL]

I assume you are being sarcastic. If that's "best," I'd hate to see worst.

LOL! Although you have to hand it to him, he actually showed us a picture, which is more than you can say of so many mongers here who go on and on about getting beautiful girls for cheap. Pictures put words into perspective.

[Goatscrot]

I talk a lot and I say nobody can say how beautiful my girls are, because I never share my precious pics with them.

So nobody can argue I'm fucking shit for my precious 1000.

Then I say Club Excite is one of my favorite places.

Club Excite at it's best:

I assume you are being sarcastic. If that's "best," I'd hate to see worst.

[Mdemde]

I read some posts on the forum a week or so ago about TB in Thailand, I'm chipping in today with my experience but can't find the original posts so can't link to any of them.

Anyway, I was living in Pattaya in the late 80's/early 90's, and caught TB. I had been living in Thailand for a few years, the first year in Bkk before moving down to Pattaya. I went to bed one night without a care in the world but woke up in the early hours with breathing difficulties. It was a strange sensation. I could breathe in but only up to about half my lung capacity. As hard as I tried, I could not get more than half-way. I didn't have a cough or fever, and had no pain, but thought it would be a good idea to get to a hospital.

My then-partner drove us to the hospital, and when she explained the problem to the nurses I was put in a wheelchair and given oxygen by way of a mask which was connected to a small oxygen tank at the back of the wheelchair. Within seconds I was able to take a deep, deep breath, and fill my lungs to capacity. I almost had an orgasm!! On the 15 or so minute journey to the hospital, I really thought that my time was up and wondered if I might even make it to the hospital.

After some tests they diagnosed TB and I was given an injection(s) (I can't remember how many) and put on a course of antibiotics and I ended up spending 3 or 4 nights in the hospital. My partner was also tested for TB but the results were negative. When I was released I was given more medication to take, daily, from memory it was for about 6 months.

A few years later I went back to my home country in the UK and went for a check-up, explaining that I had caught TB in Thailand. They did some tests and confirmed the diagnosis, and said the X-Rays showed some scarring on my lungs.

They said all was OK though advised to come back in 6 months for some more tests which I did, before finally given the all-clear, and I have not had any problems with it since.

I remember being told by the doctor that TB is quite prevalent in Thailand, though very rare in the UK. The scarring on my lungs is still evident, I have had a few chest X-Rays over the years since then, the last one was about 9 months ago, and they always mention the scarring on my lungs and ask me if I have had TB!

[Ass Addict]

I talk a lot and I say nobody can say how beautiful my girls are, because I never share my precious pics with them.

So nobody can argue I'm fucking shit for my precious 1000.

Then I say Club Excite is one of my favorite places.

Club Excite at it's best:

[Jangobangz]

Great Report! Thanks for sharing hope to be visiting soon can you share the name of the bars / gogo joints you thought were good. Thanks!

I don't remember names of the places I liked the most sorry, I think more important was going up and down the soi, seeing who caught my eye and making sure we had good rapport / chemistry before moving forward. Hasn't been uncommon for me to speak and have a drink with 2/3/4 different girls before finding one I particularly clicked with.

[Sato San]

Great Report! Thanks for sharing hope to be visiting soon can you share the name of the bars / gogo joints you thought were good. Thanks!

My first week in Pattaya was incredible, so good in fact I'm scared it may go on to ruin my life! : !

I ventured to Walking Street on my first night, being a must visit and all. Started off at a ping pong show, because why not, fucking horrid! Way worse than I remember Khao San road 10 years ago, miserable old women blowing out candles with their minge, asked me for a 500 bh top to be a prop, I left 100 and walked out. Went into a ladyboy club to satiate my curiosity, got swarmed! Some of them are scarily good looking, the place was dead though so I quickly left and tried a Russian bar, a gorgeous blonde asked me to buy her a drink, balked at the 700 bh fee, she then said we could skip drinks and go into a ST room for 3000 bh, her sexy smile would have convinced me but I could smell a shit service a mile away so made my way to to soi 6.

Within a few meters I spotted my #1 girl so far, she had the most insane ass! Unfortunately she was chatting away to someone else so carried on down, stopped at 3 different gaffs for a girly drink with someone who caught my eye, 1st didn't look that pretty in the light and the 2nd & 3rd seemed keen but both had a bit too much of a 'goofy' personality for me (which I soon learned is not that uncommon), walking back up I spotted the girl with the insane ass again! She was hugging the same guy from earlier but this time she locked eyes and blew me a kiss, damn wish I was this guy with her! I walked back up to see if anyone caught my eye, and third time the charm on my way back down the soi I saw her again! This time she dragged me in to a seat (I didn't need much convincing). She waited for her fella to pay his bar tab and leave before coming back to me, we got chatting and just clicked instantly, and she was really sexy! Wanting to show off a bit, when I bought her a shot I offered one to the waiter and the 3 girls sitting out front too, and as if I turned a switch she was all over me, lapdances, full on DFK the works! Approaching 2 am so they shut down the bar and she invited me to join her and her girls to a club on walking street, we spent about an hour there dancing, making out and drinking before leaving to find a short time hotel, what followed was 2 hours of ecstasy!