Bangkok Reports

[ElMexicant]

Love me some perky DDs anytime! Bring your A+ game. I did it with just 2 Coke Zeros. Got to keep up my girlish waistline.

[Chop]

I read something about this on another site. They said you can get a hot, young sideline girl for 5000 a month.

Maybe they meant per day?

I know this is the Bangkok thread, and I live out in the Isaan sticks, but 20,000 per month will *easily* get you a screaming hot full time live in girlfriend / maid / cook and yeah, you get the picture. True, there will be other complications that come with that, but if you wanted to cheap Charlie it you could probably get it to down around the 10 k mark without too much trouble.

That's hardcore expat math though. For a full time girlfriend on a two week tourist vacation in Bangkok, 5000 per day sounds a little closer to the mark.

[FernandoAlonso]

Great report Fernando. Did you happen to notice all the girls sitting along the back corridor and the ones at the far end? They normally have about 200 total. 5000 Baht is not a lot to spend for the time you were there. Of course if you go into a go go, buy three lady drinks and then bar fine it will be cheaper. However here you spent more time and that same time and drinking action at a go go bar in Bangkok would cost more.

About local talent. Thursday I tried a local haunt near my home for the first time. Small Karaoke bar. I was the only customer for the night. I ended up drinking with 6 out of the 10 ladies working there. I stayed for about 4 hours and drank and ate and bought shots and played drinking games with 100 baht notes. Had a blast. Bill was 10,000 baht. I didn't take a girl form there because by the time I got around to thinking about it, it was time to meet my regular at T-Ded.

Off I went. Arrived there just about 2 AM. How is this Fernando? I sat down with her, ordered a Heineken, talked for 5 minutes? Paid the 310 baht total bill for the beer and 1 hour sit down with the girl, and the 2500 baht total for ST including the room and left. Full GFE and consensual BBFS CIP unlike what I just read about in a report from Thermae . Love T-Ded 99!

Yes, I picked up my girl actually at the very end of the back room near the toilet. Thanks confirming that you can just go in, have a drink (my beer was 170 BTW), pay the 1 hour sit down and go for the NY Hotel. Will try that. They have nice girls. Mine was great and I would have loved to repeat but to mercenary.

[FernandoAlonso]

I'm similar, but yikes. I'm too spoiled to enjoy unheated showers at night and did not know about that.

The lady claimed to take a shower later back at the club. Yikes. So yeah it is rather basic. LT increased from 6 k to 7 k until 8 am instead of 6 am. So not economically for me. But that girl was a 8 or 9 in my book. Glad I did it. Return? May e but surely better in a group.

[LecheAlot]

bad breath.

I used to bang a girl in AC who was an 11/10 physically but her breath could knock you down from 100 yards away.

She also came in my room once and immediately said 'I need poopoo', then dropped her pants and took a shit.

Before I had a chance to object.

Made myself LOL writing that.

[LecheAlot]

Maybe they meant per day?

This is copy pasta from their site; Not sure if I'm allowed to link it or even mention it.

Sideline girls are like Giks (mistress) with the difference that you pay them a fixed amount per month and can call them whenever you feel like.

Prices: Negotiable and depending on the girl from 3,000 to 5,000 Baht a month.

[Llantarnam]

I read something about this on another site. They said you can get a hot, young sideline girl for 5000 a month.

Maybe they meant per day?

[Aimless]

Totally agree. If one is worried about a little air pollution they didn't do their research and has no business being in Bangkok. Some people just refuse to be happy.

Just relocated permenantly to Bangkok and have the same concerns so I installed the IQAir app on my phone to monitor the air quality in real time throughout Bangkok (and the rest of the world). I also bought an Ikea PM2. 5 sensor and HEPA air filter that set me back about $100 USD total. I now have PM2. 5 in my Airbnb at around 5 ("safe" is 9 or less) while its 45 (unhealthy) outside. I bought some 3 M and-95 masks for when I go out that filter 95% of the PM2. 5 so I'm good to go and enjoying Pussy Paradise. Its cheap and amazing here so don't let a little smog get in the way of your fun when there are plenty of workarounds.

[LecheAlot]

there are uni girls who are (at least minimally) in the game.

I read something about this on another site. They said you can get a hot, young sideline girl for 5000 a month.

That seems very unlikely to me.

[Expat American]

This is a necessary question. It was very hard for me to find a 18-20 yr old without braces. It is like a bra. Everybody in this age group has one Many of these girls are just looking for some money to pay of them. DKF is out of question for me. BBBJ may be fine if they take it slow but there is risk of bruises and cuts which can be a gateway for STDs later on your trip. And yes bad breath is almost a certainly due to bacteria build up that is very hard to clean and these are very young girls so they are generally impatient. I had mine gargle mouthwash for a minute but still no luck. I also found these girls provide better discounts so there is that one bright spot.

You think that's hard. Try finding one without a bunch of hideous tattoos that cover entire portions of their otherwise lovely fair and smooth skin.

[D Cups]

Until Tuesday night.

Imoderate level of sensitivity on my upper lip, on the boundary between the fleshy and hair-growing portions.

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Be glad it wasnt your dick.

[Keen Eye Joe 1]

This is a necessary question. It was very hard for me to find a 18-20 yr old without braces. It is like a bra. Everybody in this age group has one Many of these girls are just looking for some money to pay of them. DKF is out of question for me. BBBJ may be fine if they take it slow but there is risk of bruises and cuts which can be a gateway for STDs later on your trip. And yes bad breath is almost a certainly due to bacteria build up that is very hard to clean and these are very young girls so they are generally impatient. I had mine gargle mouthwash for a minute but still no luck. I also found these girls provide better discounts so there is that one bright spot.

For me, braces have never impacted the quality and aftermath of my lovemaking.

Until Tuesday night.

I'm currently passing through Manila. While sitting in a small hostess club in the Caucasian-bar section of town, I bought a teeth-crusted gal a few ladies drinks. Eventually, I paid the 3000 peso bar fine and took her out bar-hopping, where she became horny-drunk.

Upon closing the hotel room door, she immediately began "attacking" me. Turns out she is an awesomely voracious and passionate kisser. Problem is, after taking a shower yesterday morning, I felt a moderate level of sensitivity on my upper lip, on the boundary between the fleshy and hair-growing portions.

At first I thought, "OMG, please don't let it be my first canker sore", which would have absolutely devastated me. Luckily, close inspection revealed it was a good-sized linear cut, which had to have come from the braces while she was sucking and grinding my lips in a way which was seemingly sexy for her but did nothing for me.

Problem is it's now turning a brighter shade of red and has become quite noticeable as it begins to heal. Passers-by will probably size it up as a Herpes sore. Guess I could blame it on using an old stick razor if anyone comments. Regardless, guess I'm out of commission for a few days.

So buddy, I now share your concern. Good luck finding what you want.

[Nyezhov]

Thank you.

That's what I suspected and it's a real shame because I actually like the braces look and so many of the girls have them. But I don't want to be DFK'ing some bird with bad breath or end up with abrasions on my dick.

Thanks for your feedback.

In America, as teenagers, we learn to swap spit with chicks who wear braces. And the metal on the mouth never is annoying when you have her be burrowed in your lap in the front seat of your daddy's 1968 Chevy.

Perhaps they don't have orthodontists in India?

[Nyezhov]

Don't understand the stuff about braces. They don't suck cock with their teeth. Lips and tongue does the deed!

The lips and tongue are both a tease it's the throat that counts.

[Rick Rock]

Don't understand the stuff about braces. They don't suck cock with their teeth. Lips and tongue does the deed!