Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Big Black Dick! Why do mother fucks be hating? That is the question. Big Black Dick envy, sure, it's a thing.

First time a poster has constantly referred to his penis as his big, black dick

Black shoe polish does not help. Is it about the color? No. It is about the size.

It is in the genes. You either have the DNA or you don't. Does Big White Dick exist or is it a myth?

[EverythingThai]

Why do mother fucks who love CockBang come to Pattaya, goto the worst area of the the city then complain that CockBang is more sophisticated? That is some dumb mother fiuckin shit to me. If you don't like Pattaya stay your ass in CockBang!

I hapen to not like CockBang. I prefer being able to walk to the beach and 10 minutes and have a girl deliver her pussy to my front door within the hour and take my Big Black Dick until I am satisfied. I like not having to wear long pants. I was up on the roof top bar at the Marriott. 450 TBH a drink mother fucker. Wine 515 THB. My stack could handle it. I was in shorts mother fucker. Most of the old ugly, fat farangs were in shorts too.

Keep your fucked up sophisticated ideas to your mother fucking selves. Are you still paying for pussy? Then STFU!

I think the issue with people coming from Bangkok and not liking Pattaya is an easy one to figure out. They don't go to the right places. End of story. As I have lived and mongered in both places consistently, I think I can give a pretty good overview on what the problem is. Mongers coming from Bangkok with a negative attitude will attract a bad experience. Why do I know this? It's simple, Pattaya has something for everyone. If you want to be a cheap Charlie there are options. If you want a more relaxed environment there are options. If you want to be a Baller there are options. If you want to only deal with freelancers there are options. Therefore, there is only one problem. The guys with negative experiences in Pattaya just didn't go to the place or places that are suitable for them. But to say that there are no places that would be suitable for them wouldn't be correct. Like I said Patiya has something for everyone and I would go as far as to say that there isn't one person in this forum that could convince me otherwise. Again this is my 2 cents worth you mother fucker LOL. You thought I missed that little comment in the other thread, didn't you? I don't miss a thing LOL. You lost the bet so just know that I pay my girls 5000 Baht short time so get your stack ready.

[ElMexicant]

At ElMexicant, don't try to make yourself look lie a playa, the railroad tracks girls were never more than 500 Baht, and that was for long time.

I guess I ruined the market by over paying. Trifling truffle of railroad girls were scamming me 15 years ago? Oh well of Samara Morgan. Chalk it up to Bangkok rite of passage. At least the slum girls pricing were cheap, unless their going rate was actually only 300 baht. Now that I think about it. Was a shady old bike taxi dude that introduced me to the slum girls. By the old and new gods, that guy was probably playing Malcom in the middle man and keeping 100-200 for himself. Guess I can't hate the playa, I can only hate the game. Next time I go to the Klong Toei slums to eat, I need to swipe me some forks and spoons. One for all and all for one, even in punishment. By the great Shiva, her 4 arms, 5 swords and red dot special, I will enact my revenge of the nerd.

[Nyezhov]

At ElMexicant, don't try to make yourself look lie a playa, the railroad tracks girls were never more than 500 Baht, and that was for long time.

[Allover]

You sure about that?

Who the fuck cares? I know I don't. I live in the present. No matter what you say about how things used to be they are not like that now.

Here your leader Oakie is blaming the internet for the decline of Sosua. Were Koreans a problem back in the day?

You live in the present only because you weren't there 20 years ago you dumb motherfucker. Had you been there I am sure we would have heard all about your hanging in the club with your big, black dick. Imagine if the exchange rate was 45 to one or better. We would never hear the end of your stack and flow bullshit. Business class air tickets were much cheaper too for those who really had their stack and flow in order.

FYI the western man was king. Older gents could pull any girl from any club. There was no competition from the Korean and Indian bros.

[Nyezhov]

ElMexicant, this forum is not about you. I am certain you are a gorgeous hunk of a man, whose toenails reduce women to impuissance to resist your sexual energy, but no one gives a shit about your masculine Punjabi Prince powers.

Points for the toenail line.

[ElMexicant]

ElMexicant, this forum is not about you. I am certain you are a gorgeous hunk of a man, whose toenails reduce women to impuissance to resist your sexual energy, but no one gives a shit about your masculine Punjabi Prince powers.

Let me say this clearly Mamma's Huevos, I have NEVER been called handsum man by any "working girl" ever. Not in girly bars, on the street, Soi 6, Nana, Cowboy, or any place you can think of in Thailand where there is pay 4 play action. Nunca. Never. By Jehovah's jockstrap, the only person to ever call me handsome was a 90 year old lady wandering the slums of Klong Toei. I was there bravely looking for cheap eats 30 baht full meal deals and cheap 500 baht desperate pussy. Gems can be found anywhere if you look hard enough. They do tours here too. You can watch cock fights with roosters in the day and with LBs at night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA1XuHkIcFk - Klong Toei Slum for Cheap Eats and Cheaper Girls.

Anybody remember the street walker girls in Bangkok who flooded to the railroad tracks at night? Just 1000 baht and looked equally as decent as Thermae girls. I walked those sad and lonely dark tracks at night under a full moon searching for my Fallen Angel until my feet got sores. As Asmodeus arse can be my witness to this glorious feat. Speaking of feet and toenails. Let me remind you, the non-believer, of my foot being saved in timeless tits, while being pampered. It's NOT the physical / body me. It's my SPIRIT that they are drawn to. Maybe it's my heel locked Ekidens (Pegasus and Alpha Flys) that I wear. The feet to boobs pics below speak for themselves.

Gym closed today. WTF. Went to get a manicure and a foot scrape at some random beauty salon. I was a walk in. Damn heels were dried and cracked from wearing flip flops all the time. Girl who serviced my beautiful feet wasn't bad looking. She did a gentle job. See after pic. Still some dryness but got some foot cream for that. Long story short. The whole time she kept sticking my foot against her tits and between her legs. Pressing against those boobs and her punanni. This was just a normal beauty salon as there were girls getting their lashes done and face exfoliated next to me by other salon workers. I was the only guy. When she was done she just smiled, thumped my dick through my shorts, and giggled. The rest in history in beast mode.

Why does this stuff happen to me all the time? Gym girls, grocery store check out girls, my female personal trainer, female roommates, dorm girls, hostel chicks in same room, and so on. Guess GOD is GREAT!.

Me reminded of how much civie game can be had if you got that IT.

I often forget that these forums have mainly scarecrows and lions searching for bravery and brains. Who here will be their Wizard of Oz? Perhaps some of these players such as myself can advise the rest on the civi game. Let me give you my 2 pesos to be a mack daddy or daddy mack.

1. If you are at a Costco in Asia, like Japan or Korea. The girls offering food samples are often very cute. Not like the old witches in the western countries. What I do do is ask can I try whatever she is offering and stand there with my mouth open and let the girl feed me the food sample. It's sad that bros on here have forgotten or have never flirted before and don't even know how.

2. Next time you get into an elevator that is crammed. Push your way past everybody and make room for yourself next to the hottest girl, lick your lips, and sniff her. When she looks, you smile.

Be brave my friends, don't let the lies of Lilith get your soul. May Krishna be with you!

[Newton York]

I hereby present to all of you my totally original and not at all boring catchphrase which I use to end every one of my posts with. Are you guys ready? Here goes:

How are you gentlemen liking me at this present moment? (pretend I made the effort to bold this type).

By Anubis' ballsack. I love this forum. I get to let off steam and be as obnoxious as hell cause it's ranting time baby!

But honestly though, I wish I had the guts to quit my job, but there's a pretty high chance that decision will be made for me anyway. A red line that cannot be crossed and of which that day I'll finally walk away. Sure, I'll be anxious at the loss of income, but by Satan's beard, I betcha I'll be relieved too. I cannot wait to get back to Bangkok!

[Jarango]

"Alright, listen up, His Royal Highness of Horseshit..

Your little boy shows some promising signs of greatness in his Writing Stupid Shit in Thailand course but he sometimes stoops to name calling and cliches, which is beneath him. When he reads out his work in front of the class, his cute turns of phrase are well received by the quieter and better behaved trolls, but he does himself no favours by occasionally resorting to hackneyed old tropes. Your little boy could have a great future in front of him, as a troll writer for Trump for example but he must really try harder to avoid the stale insults and use his mastery of English to its best advantage.

Although he is quite popular with the girls we pass on our Beach Road outings, puberty issues affect him and others badly. Although these issues should clear, along with their acne, when they begin to menstruate, your little boy should keep his eyes on the prize and not what is in other boys' panties.

Yoursw etc.

Ms Suzy Wong.

Class 3 B.

[EverythingThai]

"Alright, listen up, His Royal Highness of Horseshit. I just finished reading your little manifesto, and let me tell you, I haven't cringed this hard since Cats hit the big screen. Girls paying your bills? Giving you allowances? Bro, you're not a Punjabi Princeyou're a broke mooch with a God complex.

And this 'GoGo club all eyes on me' fantasy? Hate to break it to you, Casanova, but people aren't staring because you're irresistiblethey're staring because you're walking around like the lovechild of delusion and desperation. Random women bending over when you walk by? Yeah, they're not flirtingthey're probably just trying to avoid whatever cheap cologne you marinated yourself in.

Here's the deal, Prince Pretender: You don't reek of power, you reek of insecurity wrapped in dollar-store confidence. Real men don't need to write essays about their 'strong mind' and 'spirit. ' They just handle their shit. So why don't you take all that energy and go do something productive? Or better yet, save it for your next gig at the circusbecause this whole act is pure clownery. ".

And to your latest essay you bottom-feeding keyboard warrior. Your little manifesto of nonsense reads like the diary of a delusional man-child whos spent way too much time in the dark corners of the internet. You think youre clever? Spoiler alert: youre not.

You wanna talk big? Fine. But throwing around wild threats about LBs and Lucifers whatever is as laughable as your grasp on reality. Youre like a bad parody of a Bond villain, except instead of world domination, youre obsessed with forum drama and middle school-level insults.

So heres the deal: crawl back to whatever virtual hole you slithered out of, because no ones impressed. And next time you feel like writing an essay, try aiming for coherence instead of cringeworthy monologues that make everyone dumber for having read them. Now go before I start charging you rent for living in my spotlight.

[Member #4813]

That's what I keep telling these folks. I bet there are some major PLAYERS in this and other forums. I did not have my first real job until early 30 ish. Before then and even then, I had girls giving me weekly allowances, paying my rent, paying my car note, buying my clothes, jewelry, and always taking on the bill during our dates. Even today, I go to the market for breakfast and have the girls chat me up, gyms girl stare at me when I work out or stretch, and random women smiling or bending over pretending to pick up things when I walk by. I can go to a brand new GoGo club and all eyes will follow when I come through the door. Maybe they sense the presence of a Punjabi Prince from far away. Shit like this really exists for guys just as it exists with certain girls. There is a reason why top 2% of hostesses in Japan make over 100 K USD a month with just companionship and conversation. While the rest make much less. I've met a few very lovely Thai woking girls with who spoke perfect English and Hindi with no accents. They are scary to play with with very powerful conversational skills. The strong minded and stronger spirited will always have influence and power over the weak, male, female, or binary.

ElMexicant, this forum is not about you. I am certain you are a gorgeous hunk of a man, whose toenails reduce women to impuissance to resist your sexual energy, but no one gives a shit about your masculine Punjabi Prince powers.

[ElMexicant]

Think about it. The anonymity here means we can say anything at all. Why are you guys so angry if anybody questions your authenticity of experiences when none of it could be true, or all of it is true?

Contre, my lonely Yankee friend. Not everyone is anonymous on here or in the real life. I am sure the old heads on here know who is who in Satan's sanctuaries like Pattaya, Bangcock, and ISG, unlike the short timers or newbies who to come for quick trips. They just let bygones be bi-gones or big ones. The great Shiva and Krut would want it that way. In Hindi, we don't say "Just let it go," we say, Tingininginginginin. Mundiya to bach ke rahi. -Punjabi MC.

Take our spotlight buddy here, Mr. Boof aKa 40 Drinks guy, for example. His face and image is plastered everywhere on social media. And I don't mean in the background type pics, but more of front and center, hey look at me sit on the Throne of God for a minute, kind. An especially easy to find guy because he lets it known his favourite hangouts and what he looks like and dresses in. That's why he is known as the Boof of Boofies.

So with him there is no such anonymity. Brave as it may be, which still kind of sucks. If let's say, there were 100 angry LBs in Pattaya looking for him because he made bookings and no showed or sent them on wild goose chases with fake locations, from newly made ThaiFriendly or other LB dating apps account used in Pattaya. Then by Lucifer's lingam massagie with 9 inch nails, these quite muscular boy fem dolls will spot him out if he is in Pattaya. Good luck strolling down Soi Boo Cow. Nowhere to hide baby when they know what you look like and names or pics on forums or social media can't be protect by copyrights. I've seen porn images made with Michelle Obama's face. So yeah, it's better just to be nice to everyone. LOL.

This would be equivalent to an in your face and mouth slam dunk in the NBA. Not like one where the player just simply dunks the ball, but one where he goes into the paint hard. And by that, I mean dick all hard, poking through his shorts. Then dunks over the opponent while shoving his manhood in their mouth.

Ballin' like Pro Am Golfer! Yayee!

For further listening enjoyment, may I gift young the #1 club song internationally. Maybe it will help with your sadness.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C8oZBYNpRjs

[SubCmdr]

Does anyone go there to fuck anymore?

I can't see 78 doors in that kind of sois. 78 bars would mean 78 doors and at least 78 units.

1000 bars in buakhow? I have not done the math, but I bet the whole stretch of road is appr 2 km, being generous. That means a bar every 5 meters.

Whoever has been there knows there is plenty of other businesses in that road.

Just count the bars on the map. It looks quite accurate to me.
Don't forget that Soi 6 is about 300 to 400 meters long, and there are many small bars. And there are even some other businesses, like barbers, a weed shop, and a pharmacy.

Either of you mother fucks thought about actually going to Soi 6 and counting for yourselves? Oh, and if you choose to fuck (does not matter to me if you buy a lady drink or you do not) I personally would appreciate a report about having sex with girls in Pattaya (not your bar count).

And to think mother fucks up in here want to talk about how I spend my mother fucking time and spend my mother fucking money.

[SubCmdr]

I am posted up in Pattaya, Thailand. Were you at ya bitches?

How you like me now?

https://youtu.be/1EMtjgtj_gE?si=Qjm2vWaWyQHznPvC

As long as I'm still stuck in the wasteland that's the American north east, I have to live vicariously through your escapades. Why are you guys so miserable? Go out there and have some sexcapades, you're in Thailand! Stop spending so much time typing here. I do that cause I'm trapped here in the US. Go and have fun you guys. Live for those of us who can't. Go and live out there. Find your joy.

Try reading other Thailand Threads. It might give you some perspective

[Jarango]

If I'm being honest with myself I probably have some form of depression. I mean, I definitely have some level of PTSD. But as we all know, sadness of any kind can be cured with a few days in Thailand. And if you're lucky enough to live in Bangkok permanently, you'd be cured of sadness permanently. Simple logic..

Silly logic if you ask me. Everyone has to have a routine and many expats do not, bar pouring money into the black holes that are bar girls / grannies. They are not a reason to get up in the morning, except to check if your wallet has been robbed.

You also recently posted that, as you are very old, you would like to FK one last time raw before you check out and you don't care if you get HIV / STIs, a gay boy tune you would probably change if you get them. Don't be encouraging guys here to get HIV.