Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

If it's so big suck it yourself. I already told you.

Our boy Pimple Pee Pee is BACK. That is right, he has kicked open the doors of this forum like he's storming into a Hollywood power lunch, and you better believe he's bringing his Z game with him.

Cue the dramatic entrance: he's still sensitive, still scared of confrontation, and still spinning his little tales about Bangkok massage like it's the set of some tropical soap opera. But don't get it twisted. This guy is playing the role of victim like he's gunning for an Academy Award. "Oh no, I didn't start the drama," he cries, while leaving a trail of chaos so obvious it might as well be wearing neon lights.

You know who he reminds me of? Me. Except instead of a killer instinct and actual results, he's got excuses, half-baked lies, and the ability to vanish faster than my patience during a bad pitch meeting. "What happened to the altercation you caused, Pimple Pee Pee?" Oh, don't ask him that he is already in hiding, clutching his pearls and claiming he's a seasoned monger making rounds in the suk massage shops. Newsflash, buddy: We all know you're not and we all know you have more profiles than we can shake a stick at.

But hey, let's give credit where credit is due. The kid's got guts coming back here. Or maybe he's just too clueless to stay gone. Either way, he's here to stir the pot again, posting like he's some misunderstood genius, when in reality, he's just a scared little boy who can't face the music.

So buckle up, people, because Pimple Pee Pee's "comeback" is about as smooth as a third-rate acting crew trying to crash a Hollywood premiere. And like any good trainwreck, we can't look away.

Welcome back, Pimple Pee Pee. Don't forget to duck when the heat starts coming your way.

[Member #4838]

It's even better when people don't even quote the rodent. You would never hear or see anything from the narcissistic parasite at all.

The Rants Section is lit! Blows being exchanged left and right for my comedic pleasure!

It's a good ole fashioned broo haa haaa in here.

Some Indian dude that thinks he's Mexican and big pimpin LOL. GTFOH.

A CumHandler who ironically can't stop talking about his genitals on an all men's forum who also conveniently lives in the ladyboy capital of the world. Connect the dots!

ET can't stop writing his dumb stories.

The list goes on.

You pathetic losers are awesome.

Thanks for the laughs!

OUT!

[SubCmdr]

I am reminded of the fact that the Classical Greeks depicted their gods and heroes with small genitals, since large genitals were indicative of primitive, stupid animals.

It's even better when people don't even quote the rodent. You would never hear or see anything from the narcissistic parasite at all.

Looks like few individuals got triggered. How does that happen when they have me on ignore?.

ROTFLMAO!

Talking about keeping it 100. I would say once again you are dead on point EverythingThai. It is like playing with a cat by shining a flashlight on the ground. Too easy. LOL!

What a groundbreaking innovation! A digital marvel! Except here's the problem: we've got a forum full of Drama Magnets, such as you who are treating it like a Netflix subscription they forget to cancel, completely useless because you and others refuse to actually use it the right way. Look at you the rocket scientist quoting someone who you supposedly have on ignore.

Let me paint you a picture. We all know how this works: log in, hit the magic button, and voila! No more posts from the person driving you insane. It's idiot-proof. And yet people like you, instead of ignoring, you geniuses keep lurking without logging in so you can see every word. Then log back in and brace yourself, you actually reply, quote, and dissect the same posts you were supposedly trying to avoid.

It's like hiring a bodyguard to keep someone out, then inviting them over for drinks anyway. What's the point? What are we even doing here? You don't "ignore" someone by giving them more attention. That's not ignoring it's a masterclass in contradiction, and honestly, I would applaud the performance if it weren't so tragic.

So yeah, as you said "Administrator, great job with the ignore function. " But let's be real, the function isn't the issue, it's the idiot users like you. Admin gave them a Ferrari, and they are out here using it as a lawn ornament. Drama Magnets, the lot of you.

If you are going to ignore someone, IGNORE THEM. Log in, use the button, and stop responding like their posts are oxygen. Otherwise, just admit you are addicted to the chaos and move on. Let's not kid ourselves, alright you little drama magnet? Oh, by the way, kindly add me to your little imaginary ignore list. I would very much appreciate it.

[SubCmdr]

Here is what we know about him:

Three months of no posting on ISG and this is what you return with.

If it's so big suck it yourself. I already told you.

What happened? Did you get bored beating your dick in France?

We know you are not in Thailand, nor have you even been to Thailand. A real man would never tell another man to suck his own dick. Because in Thailand you can dick your dick sucked by a Thai girl for 500 THB.

Here is what I have told you: Va te faire foutre (go fuck yourself)!

This applies to you because apparently you cannot get any pussy in your country of origin and therefore you are allowing your frustrations to bleed into this forum through your keyboard.

I look forward to your reports about having sex with girls in the future. You have three months of mine to review in at least five Pattaya Threads and User Blogs.

Welcome Back!

How you like me now?

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Big Black Dick! Why do mother fucks be hating? That is the question. Big Black Dick envy, sure, it's a thing.

Black shoe polish does not help. Is it about the color? No. It is about the size.

It is in the genes. You either have the DNA or you don't. Does Big White Dick exist or is it a myth?

If it's so big suck it yourself. I already told you.

[ElMexicant]

That is the question for today. But first I'd like to advise my fellow Poon Jabbers to bring along curry spiced shawarmas with you when yo go into bars or clubs where it is packed. Then we can always blame the odour on the food. Anyways, my 2 rupees says placing somebody on IGNORE with a button is NOT very smart. We are all a creation of Brahma and have something to contribute. Even I have to admit, buried amongst all the personal attacks is often some valuable tid bit of info. I don't think anyone or their multiple personalities on here is a 100% just troll. And besides, if newbies haven't figure it out by now, it's the OG vets that are doing all the bantering. That is OUR right. Just like.

1. Newbies have the right to ask questions.

2. Sexperts have the right to answer or not. Don't care if we are bands of Poon Jabber bros or not from the same country.

3. OG vets have the right to fuck everything up and do whatever they want. They owe nothing to anyone.

Why? Seriously, there is a rite of passage that must be followed that comes with mongering. Even accidental LB encounters. Stuff like that needs to happen, so I'm not sure why people are warning newbies about venues. Let them learn on their own. I for one learned much more by making mistakes and moving on. Getting lost around Noordstation in Brussels was the best thing for me. The windows of scary giant creatures with whips and chains that I saw on the wrong side was a hell of a learning experience. I'd be damned by Zeus' lightning bolt if I am going to let newbies skip out on the rite of passage that is needed to become an OG vet and ruin the pricing market for me. Not getting my hidden gems and treasures. I am going to play, play, and play some more until they pray for all 33 million Hindu gods to make it stop. LOL.

And besides if you IGNORE posters, you will miss out on quotes like: Leaving the back door wide open with a neon sign that says "Hey! Come in anyway!" LOL.

[EverythingThai]

Thank you, Administrator, for the IGNORE list function.

What a groundbreaking innovation! A digital marvel! Except here's the problem: we've got a forum full of Drama Magnets, such as you who are treating it like a Netflix subscription they forget to cancel, completely useless because you and others refuse to actually use it the right way. Look at you the rocket scientist quoting someone who you supposedly have on ignore.

Let me paint you a picture. We all know how this works: log in, hit the magic button, and voila! No more posts from the person driving you insane. It's idiot-proof. And yet people like you, instead of ignoring, you geniuses keep lurking without logging in so you can see every word. Then log back in and brace yourself, you actually reply, quote, and dissect the same posts you were supposedly trying to avoid.

It's like hiring a bodyguard to keep someone out, then inviting them over for drinks anyway. What's the point? What are we even doing here? You don't "ignore" someone by giving them more attention. That's not ignoring it's a masterclass in contradiction, and honestly, I would applaud the performance if it weren't so tragic.

So yeah, as you said "Administrator, great job with the ignore function. " But let's be real, the function isn't the issue, it's the idiot users like you. Admin gave them a Ferrari, and they are out here using it as a lawn ornament. Drama Magnets, the lot of you.

If you are going to ignore someone, IGNORE THEM. Log in, use the button, and stop responding like their posts are oxygen. Otherwise, just admit you are addicted to the chaos and move on. Let's not kid ourselves, alright you little drama magnet? Oh, by the way, kindly add me to your little imaginary ignore list. I would very much appreciate it.

[EverythingThai]

Alright you little drama magnets. This needs to be said because, frankly, the sheer contradiction here is giving me whiplash. You all know the deal: this forum has an ignore button. A beautiful, simple function designed for one thing and one thing only to help you block out the noise, the big black dick, the Punjabi Prince, or whoever else you dont like, even me. Got a poster whose words make your blood pressure spike? Boom ignore button. Problem solved, right? Wrong.

Here's the kicker: the ignore button only works when you're logged in. Let me say that again for the folks in the back. If you're lurking without logging in oh, I don't know, maybe out of sheer masochism you are still going to see every single post from that person you supposedly can't stand. Yet instead of just. Logging in and letting the magical button do its thing, you stick around, unfiltered, and read it all anyway.

But wait, it gets better! Even when you're logged in, and the button is doing its job, you STILL go out of your way to reply, quote, and analyze every word of the person you're supposedly ignoring. Oh, bravo. You've not only defeated the purpose of the ignore button, you've created an entirely new Olympic sport: Competitive Contradiction.

Let me break this down for you: This is like me firing someone, changing the locks, and then leaving the back door wide open with a neon sign that says "Hey! Come in anyway!" It's madness. It's chaos. It's amateur hour at its finest.

So here's the deal: If you really want to ignore someone, IGNORE THEM. Log in. Use the button. And for the love of all things holy, stop replying to them like it's your job. Otherwise, just admit you love the drama and stop pretending you're above it.

Because right now, you're not ignoring anyone. You're just pretending to, and it's not fooling anyone. Now, go log in and actually use the tool like a grown-up. End of story.

[Nyezhov]

I am reminded of the fact that the Classical Greeks depicted their gods and heroes with small genitals, since large genitals were indicative of primitive, stupid animals.

[Stykler]

Thank you, Administrator, for the IGNORE list function.

It's even better when people don't even quote the rodent. You would never hear or see anything from the narcissistic parasite at all.

[SubCmdr]

Thank you, Administrator, for the IGNORE list function.

Another one bites the dust!

For those complaining about SubCmdr and his inane ramblings, can I point you towards the forums Block functionality. Once you have blocked the likes of SubCmdr the only trace of them is when some unfortunate quotes his dumb ramblings. Give it a try, your 2025 will be better for it.

Another one bites the dust!

Do what I do and block the lunatic. I'm here in Pattaya and I have no time to read the postings of a guy in a basement half a world away.

And another one gone, and another one gone; Another one bites the dust (yeah)!

SC: Fairly simple answers.

1) Sometimes I don't log in when reading the ISG website. When not logged in, I can see your posts (but can't reply directly as I'm not logged in).

2) When I am logged in, I can not see your posts directly, but I can see all or parts of your messages when other members quote your posts.

My reply to Allover was meant to be generic, for anyone who found another member's post (s) offensive. The two suggestions (Ignore List and Report Post) would work for any posts that anyone considered offensive (not just SC's).

Party on gents.

Hey, I'm gonna get you too; Another one bites the dust!

I've taken the plunge. Hes gone.

Folks please don't quote our resident Hood Rat, MessBoy aka SubCmdr. A campaign of ignoring and non responding should hopefully drive him back into the slums wherein he belongs.

Thank you everyone for your declarations of how much you love reading my work!

ROTFLMAO!

[Mr Hawaii]

Big Black Dick! Why do mother fucks be hating? That is the question. Big Black Dick envy, sure, it's a thing.

Black shoe polish does not help. Is it about the color? No. It is about the size.

It is in the genes. You either have the DNA or you don't. Does Big White Dick exist or is it a myth?

Thank you, Administrator, for the IGNORE list function.

[Sam Sanuk]

Big Black Dick! Why do mother fucks be hating? That is the question. Big Black Dick envy, sure, it's a thing.

Black shoe polish does not help. Is it about the color? No. It is about the size.

I hate to break this to you, but it is NOT about the size. I've had more than one "normal" chick and one "pro" tell me that size is not important. They agree that what / how you use it that matters. You don't need to be a sex therapist to understand that penetration of only 2 or 2. 5 inches is sufficient to get a chick off. I've never been told that they'd like a dildo the size and color of a radiator hose.

Sam.

[SubCmdr]

Big Black Dick! Why do mother fucks be hating? That is the question. Big Black Dick envy, sure, it's a thing.

First time a poster has constantly referred to his penis as his big, black dick

Black shoe polish does not help. Is it about the color? No. It is about the size.

It is in the genes. You either have the DNA or you don't. Does Big White Dick exist or is it a myth?

[EverythingThai]

Why do mother fucks who love CockBang come to Pattaya, goto the worst area of the the city then complain that CockBang is more sophisticated? That is some dumb mother fiuckin shit to me. If you don't like Pattaya stay your ass in CockBang!

I hapen to not like CockBang. I prefer being able to walk to the beach and 10 minutes and have a girl deliver her pussy to my front door within the hour and take my Big Black Dick until I am satisfied. I like not having to wear long pants. I was up on the roof top bar at the Marriott. 450 TBH a drink mother fucker. Wine 515 THB. My stack could handle it. I was in shorts mother fucker. Most of the old ugly, fat farangs were in shorts too.

Keep your fucked up sophisticated ideas to your mother fucking selves. Are you still paying for pussy? Then STFU!

I think the issue with people coming from Bangkok and not liking Pattaya is an easy one to figure out. They don't go to the right places. End of story. As I have lived and mongered in both places consistently, I think I can give a pretty good overview on what the problem is. Mongers coming from Bangkok with a negative attitude will attract a bad experience. Why do I know this? It's simple, Pattaya has something for everyone. If you want to be a cheap Charlie there are options. If you want a more relaxed environment there are options. If you want to be a Baller there are options. If you want to only deal with freelancers there are options. Therefore, there is only one problem. The guys with negative experiences in Pattaya just didn't go to the place or places that are suitable for them. But to say that there are no places that would be suitable for them wouldn't be correct. Like I said Patiya has something for everyone and I would go as far as to say that there isn't one person in this forum that could convince me otherwise. Again this is my 2 cents worth you mother fucker LOL. You thought I missed that little comment in the other thread, didn't you? I don't miss a thing LOL. You lost the bet so just know that I pay my girls 5000 Baht short time so get your stack ready.