Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

I do hit the bars from time to time, not as much as I would like. I will try to go to more bars when I return from South America.

As for the bar girls complaining about their Thai boyfriends, that almost never happens, they don't like to talk about them. At least no with me. They do talk to the other ladies, and a bar girl will happily talk about another bar girl's boyfriend problem.

So, can anyone on the ground in Pattaya describe High season this year?

[EverythingThai]

What is High Season like in Pattaya this year?

Are the bars full of customers? Any of you guys actually go to Pattaya bars?

Maybe we are the same as you and we don't go to bars. We invite them over to drink after their shifts. But wait, after their shifts they are all going home to their Thai boyfriends and Toms. So I guess I am out of luck LOL. Hate to say it, but I'm in BKK now and doing the Thai scene. I will be back in Pattaya soon and will have a big villa party for all the gents club girls so they can complain about their Thai boyfriends. Then I will get them all drunk, give them 2000 Baht each and then they will leave without fucking me because they will be too drunk. Ahhhhh. On second thought, I will just go to Heaven Above or Club Fate and do my thing. LOL.

Wait Im tired:

Deep sleep.

Then..

We were on a plane, her face lit with a fleeting smile that flickered like a candle in the wind. The streets of Brazil stretched endlessly, their colors too vivid, their sounds too sharp, as if the world was trying too hard to convince us it was real. We wandered through unfamiliar cities, her hand in mine, though it never felt entirely there. Nights passed in hazy fragments, filled with laughter that echoed strangely, like it didnt belong to us. But then came the tears, silent and unrelenting, pooling in her eyes as she stared at nothing. She began whispering a name I couldnt quite hear, and her presence started to fade, as if she were being pulled away by invisible strings. The next moment, I was at the airport, watching her walk toward the gate without looking back, her whispers now clearshe was going back to her husband in Thailand.

I woke up with a start, the weight of the dream lingering like a heavy fog, and the faintest trace of her voice still echoing in my mind.

[EverythingThai]

Ah, the self-proclaimed "Punjabi Prince," the gym-stalking, soft-serve-hoarding, KFC refill-siphoning virtuoso, gracing us with his literary diarrhea once again. Let's break this down because someone needs to give him the verbal spanking his parents clearly outsourced to karma.

First, his gym delusions.

He thinks the girls at the gym are staring at him? Hate to burst his bubble, As he is now dubbed Maharaja McClueless, the girls were probably looking around wondering where that strange smell was coming from or maybe they were just making sure he was not the type to follow them to their car. Confidence doesn't mean imagining he is the center of their universe it means not being a creepy side character in their story. Spoiler: he is not the hero.

On to KFC and ice cream.

He be bragging about stealing refills and having a soft-serve fetish? Wow, what a legacy to leave behind. Let me guess, he considers himself an alpha male, yet his greatest triumph was swindling Colonel Sanders for free Pepsi and drooling over 12 Baht cones. At this point, even Ronald McDonald would be shaking his head at his hustle. He needs to grow up, buy a full meal like a functioning adult, and leave his culinary kinks out of this forum.

Now, his masterpiece about cam girls.

Clicking on cam site ads "out of boredom"? That's code for "he is desperate and lonely. " But fine, let's dissect this. His "analysis" of the cam girl economy is the most misplaced sense of admiration I've seen since someone tried to frame Napoleon as a motivational speaker. Does he think Lord Vishnu approves? Guys, if Vishnu caught wind of his nonsense, he would reincarnate him as the toilet paper in a Pattaya ladyboy bar bathroom.

And his "froggy hat fetish"? Wow. That's where he decided to plant his flag? He is out here evaluating women's "awesome ullus" while organizing a "Poon Jabber watch party" with his equally delusional Indian buddies. Pro tip: women aren't impressed by guys pooling their satang for tokens to ogle them. He is not building camaraderie; he is creating a group chat no woman ever wants to find.

As for the Jesus Christ quote:

"Confidence, bravery, and game"? Jesus said that? In what alternate universe is he living? Because I would love to visit it sometime, if only to laugh hysterically before coming back to reality. Leave religion out of your cringe-fest, champ.

Final thoughts:

And let's not skip over his final, sad ambition: being a creepy old Indian guy dreaming of sharing a dorm room with students and hoping for free sex. He really thinks that is a plan? No female student or otherwise is dying to shack up with a guy whose primary flex is stealing soda and fantasizing about group chats called "Poon Jabber. " he is not some romantic rebel; he is an aging stereotype desperately clinging to bad internet takes and worse ideas.

Listen, "Prince. " You're not a suave hero, you're a walking meme of every stereotype that gives guys a bad name. Your entire existence reads like a rejected Bollywood script where the lead character gets written out in the first 10 minutes because the audience can't handle the cringe. Maybe take some time off from gym-stalking and cam-clicking to reflect on your life choices. Or better yet, just stay quiet and let the adults talk. Shukriya, Shakira, ISG!

Oh and one more thing, let me guess, next you are going to hit me with your tired, monthly "I'm not anonymous, and Facebook will lead me right to you" threat, sprinkled in with your hollow promise to tell some lady from over a year ago that I shared our story on ISG. And of course, your latest classic masterpiece—threatening to use my “photo” to make a fake Thai Friendly profile, so you can catfish ladyboys in Pattaya and stand them up, hoping they’ll hunt me down. Same tired playbook, same weak execution, and still no results. Honestly, you’re more obsessed with me than those cam girls you worship. Go ahead, Picasso, make your little fake profile. The only thing you’ll achieve is reminding the world that you’re the creepiest clown in this circus. Bring it on, Prince Pathetic—you’re all bark, no bite, and 100% cringe. Same recycled threats, different month, same predictable nonsense. Bring it on, pal. Call Zuckerberg, call the lady, call Lord Vishnu himself, HELL, call Froggy Hat Mia while you're at it.

[EverythingThai]

Keep sucking the big black dick you ignorant fucking twat.

Wow, congratulations, you've officially hit rock bottom in record time. That reply? It's the literary equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum in the middle of a Walmart. Big words for a small brain, but don't worry your insecurities are shining through loud and clear. You really thought a generic, low-effort insult was going to land? Spoiler alert: it didn't, just like your dreams didn't before you wound up in Cambodia, the last stop for broke expats and washed-up nobodies who couldn't hack it anywhere else.

Here's the deal, Lord Try-Hardington: you can keep embarrassing yourself, or you can go back to that sad little echo chamber you call a brain and try to come up with a coherent thought. Spoiler alert: it'll still suck, but hey, aim for progress, not perfection. Now do me a favor grab a mirror, take a long, hard look, and tell yourself, 'Today, I will do better. ' Spoiler: you won't. Now scuttle off, little man, because this is a league you'll never qualify for. ".

[SubCmdr]

At 1500 baht I am lucky to get a young attractive girl to accept ST. Most bar girls and Soi 6 girls now are expecting at least 1500 for short time. So I don't think they would be very excited about your offer. They can make more elsewhere but there might be older girls or less attractive girls interested. I agree that this is an offer that might have been attractive 10 years ago.

I suppose it depends upon what you define as a young attractive girl. On the general scale lets start with the prices for a top tier Agogo on Walking Street. If there is a venue more expensive than this please let me know.

These venues are filled with the knock kneed bimbos walking like hos that the tiny dicked farangs like. I guess the the Japanese and Koreans have even smaller dicks than tiny dicked farangs which is why:

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

You see all this time I have been wrong. I thought it had do with money. No wonder I more trouble than the tiny dick farangs do competing. Thai Girls have fear of the Big Black Dick!.

[SubCmdr]

Back in the old days, SubCmdr (see note 1) wouldn't have been allowed in, and when he finally was, he would pay more to the girls, if he could find one. Thats a change from the old days, although most decent looking girls nowadays avoid his type.

Is this what I don't understand about the old days Explorer8939?

I was in Pattaya 20+ years ago. It was pretty much the same then, except for Soi 6. And there were less Indians.

Is this the way it was here in Pattaya 20+ years ago. You are OG Vet. I would like to hear your input on the matter.

Allover you wrote the following:

Since you just got off the plane (your words) you don't know about the past. I was there in the late 90's and mid 2000's and it was better and cheaper. There was far less emphasis on drinks and more on barfines and hooking up. Girls were pretty much all longtime unless you kicked them out. That model has changed and prices have increased. Girl prices, business class air ticket prices, and even the price of shoes have increased. Just like everything else. I understand these changes and I don't live in the past. I don't cry about changes because Thailand is still a great to visit with tons of options.

Back in the old days, SubCmdr (see note 1) wouldn't have been allowed in, and when he finally was, he would pay more to the girls, if he could find one.

If these past references bother you just skip over the post. I suspect some people here have such a big ego they can't imagine Thailand being better without their saintly presence.

Do you care to make a comment on Nyezhov description of the Glory Day since you are a OG Vet?

SubCmdr I wish you could have experienced it; it was unbelievable. But I understand people occasionally making comparisons to the past because it was such a true paradise.

Paradise eh? Below is what you would like me to experience?

Back in the old days, SubCmdr (see note 1) wouldn't have been allowed in, and when he finally was, he would pay more to the girls, if he could find one.

Does not sound like it would have been much of a Paradise for me, Allover. Your thoughts on this matter?

Note 1: Corrected my handle due to a spelling error.

[SubCmdr]

Keep sucking the big black dick you ignorant fucking twat.

He is just angry because he cannot eat the dog and the cat in his hometown of Springfield, Ohio now that the new President of the United States of America is in office. Last time I heard of him he was protesting burning things on peoples lawns. It has been unusually cold in Thailand lately, have you needed your White Hoodie?

[SubCmdr]

ROTFLMAO

No one in my entire life has ever stepped to me and broken any body type. There have been those that tried. It did not work out well for them. Anyone who would like can send me a PM and if they are in Pattaya like they say they are they can give it a try. If they are just being keyboard warrior that does not actually provide any information on having sex with girls in Thailand, I have no use for them.

This is the RANTS thread for all of Thailand Just because you are posting here does not mean you are in Pattaya. Post a trip report.

I don't piss anyone off. They get triggered by the fact that I have a Big Black Dick and I am wiling to speak on how I use it to give Thai Girls endless orgasms while I deeply penetrate them. Having a small (insert color of your choice here) dick will do that to people who are not actually putting their dick in girls mouths, pussies and asses (no matter what the size and color it is). The chronic semen back up they are experiencing affects their ability to think and write clearly. So, they strike out. Often lying about things and imaging things that never happened. See the posts below:

You forget to say that you hid like a coward to not come to the 2 meetings in your bar. Two times ! You were afraid of having an explanation between men. Everyone saw it.

Sobcmdr the little boy who wants to pass himself off as a man.

You have a big mouth and a tiny dick .

If you want to meet up with someone coordinate a date time and place to meet up. I've met over 100 ISG members on here and never have I met up with someone in the style you try to meet people.

I'm not taking sides in this argument I'm just saying your style to meet people is incorrect.

I told him of my presence several hours before in the bar whose address he had given me himself. It's the bar where he says he goes regularly. So I guess it's easy for him to go there and he knows the address. I went there 2 days in a row and I waited for him several hours each time. What can I do better ? Does he need an invitation card ?

He also told me he would send me his phone number so we could contact each other directly. He didn't.

All this can be verified in the message exchanges on ISG that everyone can still see. I encourage you to check.

Every time he brings back his big mouth I will remind him

You asked people to look at the ISG record. It is posted right here. You NEVER contacted me directly. If you did, produce the PM that you sent to me.

Oh that was nasty!

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Here is what we know about him:

Three months of no posting on ISG and this is what you return with.

What happened? Did you get bored beating your dick in France?


Welcome Back!

How you like me now?

Hi my Sobcmdr, how are you my love ?

II see that you have made new friends on Rants, you just can't help but piss people off.

During these 3 months I went to Australia, New Zealand, then spent the holidays in Paris and I just come back from Phuket and here I am back in Pattaya to break your balls.

I can't say that I really missed you but it happened to me to think of you.

How are you, big idiot ? I'm happy to have news of you. I hope you missed me.

[Explorer8939]

What is High Season like in Pattaya this year?

Are the bars full of customers? Any of you guys actually go to Pattaya bars?

[ElMexicant]

So today, for the first time ever, I out of boredom clicked on one of those windows advertising girls on the ISG landing page. All I can say is nothing beats FREE and LIVE cam shows. Cost nothing to watch or chat. Tipping is extra. My favorite girl is Taite Hambleton aka Mia, especially when she dons on her froggy hat. Lord Vishnu would approve. Can tell she uses a filter to make herself look really young, but ridiculously cute girl with a pair of awesome ullus.

These girls are making like $100-$500 for 15-30 minutes shows. Plus they have plenty of simps sending them gifts offline and private shows. Plus whatever money they make directing them to their OF accounts. One day they will legalize all this online stuff in Thailand and the prices on for Soi 6 will go up even higher. Watch and see. These girls have some serious game and hustle. I think I need to get about Indian buddies and we can chip in on buying 1 or 2 tokens and have a Poon Jabber watch party. Shukriya Shakira ISG!

"Confidence, bravery, and game will win over the Devil and money " - Jesus Christ said while being nailed to the cross.

[SubCmdr]

CaliGuy99 are you so hard up and lame as to need to fly halfway around the world in order to pay to eat a girls pussy?

CaliGuy you do realize that if you search LadyBoy and Nyezhov you will find more references to them in his posts than anyone else's.

I am reminded of the fact that the Classical Greeks depicted their gods and heroes with small genitals, since large genitals were indicative of primitive, stupid animals.

Reference to genitals brings no comments from the Farangs posting up in her with small ones.

A CumHandler who ironically can't stop talking about his genitals on an all men's forum who also conveniently lives in the ladyboy capital of the world. Connect the dots!

Correction, I don't live here. I am posted up here. I split my time in multiple countries. Get you facts straight before you speak on me.

CaliGuy33, Can't you come up with original material. The complains about me writing about how I use my Big Black Dick to give Thai Girls endless orgasoms have already been covered in the RANTS thread by your fellow fuck heads and visitors Paolo99, Nyezhov and Allover.

Some guys over here think there is no such a thing like a regular girl in Pattaya. How do you even know she is a regular girl? She might even have a proper job in the day and be a hooker every nights.

We've all done some newbies errors when in Pattaya, the more you'll stay there, the more you'll learn.

What is the reference to the color and size of your dick for? Nobody is interrested about that here, this is not a gay forum.

Palolo99 is such a dumb mother fuck that he does not realize that the Thai Girls are indeed interested in it here. I don't give a fuck if he is not. I'll write about my Big Black Dick for as long I THE ADMINISTRATOR allows.

CaliGuy33 last 8 of his 10 posts are here in the Rants thread Here is CaliGuy33 last post that was not a RANT:

I and countless others have frequented the 6 hundreds of times and never once bought a drink. You can walk down the street, spot one you like, chat with her for a minute in front of the bar and go up for ST.

You insisting on guys buying drinks tells me you're affiliated with bars and have an angle you're taking here.

As your BFF says, "My Dick, My Money My Time. .

EverythingThai says it better than I could:

First off, you tragic waste of oxygen, the fact that you even felt the need to type out this diarrhea of a post shows just how desperate you are for attention. Are the little voices in your head not validating you enough, or did your mom finally stop liking your Facebook posts? Either way, this sad attempt at being relevant is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

And the material? Jesus Christ, I've seen better burns on a preschool playground. You're just as much of a loser as the guy you're mocking, except he's trying to be someone, even if it's a pathetic loser and you're sitting here proving to the world you're nobody. It's like watching two kids fight over a participation trophy, and spoiler alert: neither of you deserve it.

You're calling everyone here pathetic losers, but you're the one sitting in the corner of this forum, screaming for attention like a drunk guy at karaoke night who thinks he's killing it with "Sweet Caroline. " Newsflash, you're not killing it; you're embarrassing yourself.

So here's the deal: pack up your sad little routine, shove it where the sun doesn't shine, and go find another hobby. Maybe take up knittingit's quiet, and you might finally create something that isn't a total embarrassment.

Word!

[Nyezhov]

"Wow, a deep dive into ancient Greek arts to take a shot at someone? Impressive. You've got the guy on 'ignore,' but here you are, front row with popcorn in hand. If irony were a currency, you would be on the Forbes' list by now. Let me know when you're done psychoanalyzing statues and ready to move on. This passive-aggressive Greek mythology class is fascinating, but we both know you're just dying to see what Sub says next. Stay petty, professor. " I think the "Fuck Off" nickname I gave you is not appropriate. I now dub thee " "Lord Try-Hardington".

Keep sucking the big black dick you ignorant fucking twat.

[EverythingThai]

Your little boy shows some promising signs of greatness in his Writing Stupid Shit in Thailand course but he sometimes stoops to name calling and cliches, which is beneath him. When he reads out his work in front of the class, his cute turns of phrase are well received by the quieter and better behaved trolls, but he does himself no favours by occasionally resorting to hackneyed old tropes. Your little boy could have a great future in front of him, as a troll writer for Trump for example but he must really try harder to avoid the stale insults and use his mastery of English to its best advantage.

Although he is quite popular with the girls we pass on our Beach Road outings, puberty issues affect him and others badly. Although these issues should clear, along with their acne, when they begin to menstruate, your little boy should keep his eyes on the prize and not what is in other boys' panties.

Yoursw etc.

Ms Suzy Wong.

Class 3 B.

Alright, listen up, Ms. Suzy Wong, or whatever bargain-bin persona you've decided to adopt today. Your little tirade reads like it was scribbled on the back of a napkin in a bar full of washed-up expats—cheap, lazy, and reeking of desperation.

Let's unpack your sad attempt at humor. "Writing Stupid Shit in Thailand course"? Really? That's your big opener? It's almost adorable how hard you're trying to be clever, but unfortunately for you, clever requires wit, and you're fresh out. What's next—jokes about flip-flops and Chang Beer? Your material is as tired as the karaoke playlists you cling to.

And let's talk about this weird fixation you have with puberty and Beach Road. Are you okay? Because the energy you're putting into projecting your bizarre fantasies is downright unsettling. Here's a thought: maybe take a break from obsessing over other people and focus on crawling out of whatever sad, dingy corner of existence you're currently holed up in.

Speaking of which, let me guess: you're one of those scum expats posted up in the Philippines, aren't you? Yeah, we know the type—sweating it out in some cheap dive bar with all the other rejects who couldn't hack it anywhere else. Don't get it twisted, Suzy: you're not some intellectual heavyweight calling shots from afar. You're just another washed-out has-been, clinging to a keyboard because the real world has no use for you.

So here's the deal: if you're going to come for me, bring something better than this Dollar Store insult reel. Right now, you're just embarrassing yourself, and frankly, I don't have the time to keep schooling you.

Now run along, champ. Your San Miguel is getting warm, and your karaoke slot is about to start.

[EverythingThai]

The Rants Section is lit! Blows being exchanged left and right for my comedic pleasure!

It's a good ole fashioned broo haa haaa in here.

Some Indian dude that thinks he's Mexican and big pimpin LOL. GTFOH.

A CumHandler who ironically can't stop talking about his genitals on an all men's forum who also conveniently lives in the ladyboy capital of the world. Connect the dots!

ET can't stop writing his dumb stories.

The list goes on.

You pathetic losers are awesome.

Thanks for the laughs!

OUT!

First off, you tragic waste of oxygen, the fact that you even felt the need to type out this diarrhea of a post shows just how desperate you are for attention. Are the little voices in your head not validating you enough, or did your mom finally stop liking your Facebook posts? Either way, this sad attempt at being relevant is about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

And the material? Jesus Christ, I've seen better burns on a preschool playground. You've got the Indian dude you're so fixated on, who might be confused but at least has the something entertaining we all laugh at and make fun of, even if he's tripping over his own shoelaces. Then there's you—a sniveling nobody throwing rocks from your glass house of mediocrity. You're just as much of a loser as the guy you're mocking, except he's trying to be someone, even if it's a pathetic loser and you're sitting here proving to the world you're nobody. It's like watching two kids fight over a participation trophy, and spoiler alert: neither of you deserve it.

Then there's your little "CumHandler" jab. Seriously? That's your ace in the hole? You dug through the depths of your imagination and came up with a third-grade insult? Listen, you geriatric incel, if this is the best you've got, you might want to consider a refund on that brain you clearly leased from the Dollar Store.

Oh, and "ET can't stop writing his dumb stories"? You mean, the guy who's at least trying to contribute something to the other area of the forum, unlike you, who's here farting out weak-ass insults like a budget roast comedian at a retirement home? You're the punchline, buddy.

You're calling everyone here pathetic losers, but you're the one sitting in the corner of this forum, screaming for attention like a drunk guy at karaoke night who thinks he's killing it with "Sweet Caroline. " Newsflash, you're not killing it; you're embarrassing yourself.

So here's the deal: pack up your sad little routine, shove it where the sun doesn't shine, and go find another hobby. Maybe take up knitting—it's quiet, and you might finally create something that isn't a total embarrassment.