Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

SubCmdr,

You don't know any bar girls or freelancers or civvies who are being sponsored by some lonely guy?

[Explorer8939]

SubCmdr,

You are wasting everyone's time insisting that I believe all Thai women are bar girls.

It happens that I live in Pattaya, where there are 10's of 1000's of bar girls. Plus, a lot of freelancers. And girlfriends for pay.

But there are tens of millions of Thai women who are not play for pay.

Entiendes, o no?

But I am posting about pay for play ladies in Pattaya.

As for your gik, the phrase "my bar girl is different" was invented for you.

[SubCmdr]

You know the answer already.

Actually, you have your answer. But that does not mean it is THE answer.

A large percent of guys go to Thailand to monger, but end up falling for a Thai lady. Which can ruin their lives.

You've never met a guy who was throwing money at some bar girl?

Never have. I run with more sophisticated International Tricks.

Remember when you wrote this about me:

You may be a seasoned veteran immune to the ways of Pattaya bar girls, but there are thousands of newbies who succumb to their tricks.

Now you write this:

Even our beloved SubCmdr has a gik, who he says "she's different".

Different than what?

Sorry, your ex-bargirl is different.

Your posts about common experiences in Pattaya are a bit comical, since you act as if they are special.

Even "civvie" women in Pattaya often go with customers, either by working a shift on Beach Road or just nabbing a customer at their shop. One reason why Pattaya is monger heaven.

How can she be different? In your mind every girl in Thailand IS a bargirl. It does not matter if she is Doctor or Attorney in Thailand. She sells pussy! That is your definition of a GIRL in Thailand. In your mind, just by the comment you made I cannot have a relationship with a girl who is different when in your mind they are all the same! FACTS!.

This is typical. In Thailand, ladies want to give money to their boyfriend, and take money from customers.

If you are confused about what your bargirl thinks about you, just follow the money.

She gives me gifts. So the money is following.

You need to provide more detail in how relationships with girls in Thailand ruin lives. You cannot have it both ways. In one post your are accusing me on not understanding Thai Girls. In the next one you are telling me I don't understand that many Farangs live with Thai Girls in Thailand without a problem.

You really don't know what you are getting into.

If you ever go to the Darkside in east Pattaya, the number of bars there is striking, given that tourists never go there unless they are lost. So why so many bars, if only ExPats are potential customers? Because so many lonely guys come to Thailand to find a wife or GF, run into a lady who provides amazing sex, settle down into a committed relationship, and then the Thai lady announces she cannot have sex anymore. So, the lonely guy goes to a local bar and strikes up a relationship with a bargirl. Good for the wife / GF, since when he is gone, she can play with her Thai man.

It's a trap!

A word of caution:

Thai bar girls are among the most devious in the world when it comes to impoverishing foreign men. It is tragically common that foreign men will find themselves dead broke in Pattaya, and choose to jump off a balcony.

You should decide how much money you are willing to flush down toilet in the process of obtaining a Thai lady, and fence off the rest of your stash.

Whatever you do, don't put your new sweetheart in your will.

I've never been taken by a Thai lady for anything significant, but I know ladies who are serial bankrupters of foreigners. Since karma is real, most of the ladies get taken by Thai men (their money gets taken), so the ladies are forced to continue looking for new victims.

Most are living with a Thai man, but are looking for a customer boyfriend (sponsor) who is in Pattaya for a short time, but will send them money when they go home.

I will write slowly, so you understand.

A large number of Farang men travel to Pattaya to find a girlfriend.

So, for them, it is very important whether their target has a boyfriend or husband.

You may not have a high regard for guys who are in Thailand looking for a mate, but you can't deny that they exist.

So, explaining to them (and, yes, some read this forum) that a large percent of bargirls are married or living with Thai men is useful.

As opposed to pretending that bargirls are mostly single.

[SubCmdr]

Let me guess your preferences. You like them with silicone breasts and tattoos. Right ?

Anyone who wants to know my preferences can come out from behind their keyboard and meet me in person and we can hit the streets. Game goes to Mr. Subcmdr.

Your serve!

[ElMexicant]

Or in this case a Boof.

I don't hate Indians. In fact, I have plenty of great Indian friends.

"I'm not racist; I have black friends". LOL. Can't believe this is a real thing per Wiki.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_not_racist

Almost as funny when I got bored and quoted lyrics from a Jesse Jaymes song called "College Girls. " Was too lazy to type. The Boof started ranting on it because of his hate.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 days a week the college girls be begging. To get a guy that sexually performs. So whenever I get horny I go to the dorm. Went to the dorm Sunday around midnight. I saw a hunny and she gave me an invite. To her room and said that she had been scoping me in English class and now she was hoping. Just to talk (yeah right) but now instead, since we was alone she'd rather get me into bed. I nibbled on her ear and said I hope your in condition. Then she got down in a yoga like position. Took off her clothes and said her name was Dianna. Her chest was bigger than the state of Indiana. She said let's get busy, I don't want to lose ya and needless to say I knocked it like a Hoosier.

Listen at 1:06 College Girls by Jesse Jaymes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6lBzH_giTI

Oh, and Indiana? Really? Nothing says romance and intrigue like comparing a woman's chest to the American Midwest. Next time, maybe get out of the freshman creative writing workshop and shoot for something with a little more subtlety. But hey, good luck with your literary endeavors just maybe try a rewrite or two. Or ten.

Listen, champ, let's address the giant neon sign flashing "CREEP" over this entire narrative. Strolling into a dorm "whenever you get horny" like it's a fast-food drive-thru? Yeah, that's the definition of next-level creep status. And newsflash: nobody's impressed. If you think lurking around campus dorms and narrating your, uh, "conquests" is something worth bragging about, let me be the first to tell you it's not. It's not suave, it's not cool, and it's definitely not the fantasy you think it is. It's the kind of thing that, in real life, gets you a quick meeting with the Thai police and a one way ticket to the Bangkok Hilton where your ladyboy cell mate has his way with you. So maybe, for everyone's sake, dial down the "college girls be begging" rhetoric and try treating people like, I don't know, human beings.

Oh, and lets not even get started on the completely fabricated nature of this sad little tale. Saw a hunny in English class, scoping me out? What are we, in a rom-com? You really think a girl just spontaneously picked you out of a sea of people, and decided to invite you to her dorm at midnight? Please. The only thing youve got in common with that story is the sheer desperation to sound like youre living in some high school movie. The reality is probably more like you awkwardly stared at her across the room until she noticed, then quickly texted your buddies about how you got some just to keep up with your own sad delusion. Lets be real, this is all about as believable as you being the next James Bond. So, until you get a grip and stop embarrassing yourself, lets agree to keep the delusions on the shelf where they belong.

Told you I can make you dance. Damn Focker, it was just a song! LOL.

Leaving the back door wide open with a neon sign that says "Hey! Come in anyway!"

Neon light again like a certain TF profile searching for LBs to piss off.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Really, are you really THAT dense? It is actually very easy to figure out. If you could pull your head out of your ass. Are you just here to troll me in order to build your post count up?.

Let me guess your preferences. You like them with silicone breasts and tattoos. Right ?

[Pimpampoumpipo]

You said you were in Thailand. Where is your post (at least one) about having sex with girls? That is if you were actually on Walking Street looking for girls.

At the moment I'm more into massage parlors. I met a very pretty 30 year old girl, nice, yesterday that I went to see again today, it's very rare for me to see the same girl twice in a row.

It's also quite dangerous for me because I have a tender heart and I fall in love quickly. After that it's complicated to end the relationship.

Otherwise I go to WS every evening.

[SubCmdr]

What is the definition of cheating in Thailand? Does it depend on the type of relationship? Does it depend upon the occupation of the girl? Does it depend on how you met the girl? Is there such a thing as a monogamous relationship in Thailand?

What exactly is loss of face? Is that when someone cheats and their partner finds out about it? Does lose of face only occur of others know about it? Does loss of face occur only by the partner that got cheated on? Or can the cheating partner lose face also cause they got caught? Are there different rules for loss of face when it comes Thai people and Farang people?

Is any of this related to sitting on face or coming on face?

I propose the questions above in order to gain a better understanding but they remain unanswered. When given the opportunity to answer the questions your response was this:

You are in Thailand, you can ask the ladies you meet these questions.

However, despite "loss of face" being important in Thailand, the ladies will feign ignorance. And of course, they will claim they don't have a Thai boyfriend.

I follow up with additional questions but I have not received any responses.

I got 8 million ways to write a post. I dont have to choose one!

So is lying about having a Thai boyfriend to prevent loss of face of them or the person they are telling the lie to?

Without Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds how am I to know that I gettin truthful answers. Besides I prefer to spend my time with my dick in the mouth, pussy and asses of Thai girls that I am paying for that privilege rather than drinking with them, talking to them and having them sit on my face. I would rather talk about fuck shit and discuss it among my fellow International Tricks.

Now you say this:

SubCmdr,
I don't think you understand Thai ladies in Pattaya much.

I don't think you understand relationships between men and women period. You have a self reported history of 20 years of International Tricking and being a SexPat. Those are not the qualifications to inspire confidence in me to trust anything you say about relationships in Pattaya or anyplace else. This is not a insult. When you have more experience in knowing how to form relationships with the opposite sex you will understand.

Your posts indicate that you drag your WESTERN closed mined way of thinking half way around the world and make judgements on others. Need an example: review your words about Sponsors.

Pattaya is a Lifestyle. That does not conform to the social norms of anyplace else. Not even in Thailand. I have a degree in Sociology. I studied Interpersonal Relations as part of that at a top ten University. Furthermore I have have extensive relationship experience throughout the world and have lost signifiant assets in the process of divorce.

You cannot tell me nothing about relationships anywhere in the world. Reference is made to post #2243

This is not an insult, when you have more experience in Thailand, you will understand.

I understood very early in my life that it is not the critic that counts. For whatever reason, you are only one of a long list of my critics. I do not take it as an insult. How can it be a insult when you are completely wrong and I just laugh at the individuals who have been International Tricks and SexPats for so long that they measure all relationships terms of a material transactional exchange and cannot form a pair bond with a person of the opposite sex?

Here's a question for you: what does your kik get out of the relationship with you?

She get my Big Black Dick in her mouth (sometimes she even gets to taste my cum), her pussy (I be flooding the zone) and ass (my Big Black Dick produces a gape) on a regular basis. The deep penetration she receives from my Big Black Dick provides her with many orgasms because I am a master cocksmith who knows how to stroke. She enjoys sleeping next to me as I do to her. We enjoy each others companionship. You once said follow the money mother fucker. Well she also gives me gifts on important occasions. So, you enjoy your face sitting bar girls and let me enjoy the relationships I build with the girls that I like in Pattaya without your condescending completely fucked up, dumb ass, backwards, I know it all way of thinking. That is not an insult. It is a factual description of the nature of your posts. Maybe you are not like that in real life.

Here is a question for you: have you ever had what would be considered a normal relationship in the society you grew up in? If so, please the describe the nature of that relationship and the length of time it existed? Now either leave me to wallow in my ignorance or post some answers to my questions.

Here comes the brand new flavor in your eye!

[SubCmdr]

Below we have two posters complaining about vulgarity that engage in it themselves.

It's kind of funny that this thought comes from you.

Most people on ISG hate you because you bark, you're rude and vulgar with contributors.

I hate him because he's a rude vulgar annoying arrogant ignorant ghetto Thug that actsx and sounds like a two bit pimp who runs a couple of junky working girls on the lowest blade in the city and he thinks he's Iceberg Slim.

If I didn't put him on it ignore, I wouldn't be able to come here anymore reading the garbage that he posts here dumbs down this place to a third grade level.

[SubCmdr]

More fuck shit being discussed over in the Pattaya Reports by mother fucks who are talking about pricing but NEVER file and actually report about having sex with a girl in Thailand (paid or unpaid).

I routinely pay 1000 - 2000 THB when I hire a prostitute from Thai Friendly. That is for Short Time = 1 hour; 1 shot; CIM; Leave when I am done. I add that part into the negations to let them know I am not going hold them to the time, nor do I want them hanging out with me after I blow splooge all up in them. They can take a shower, get dressed and leave. The faster the better. I do not need prostitutes I am not familiar with hanging out with me in my personal space. These are my personal preferences.

When someone tells me you can find girls on Thai Friendly that routinely take 600 - 800 for short time then I will start paying attention. The advertisements being pointed to are in Thai. I don't read or speak Thai. Personally, I don't care what Thai's are paying. I can make WAY more money than a Thai person working for the daily minimum wage.

It has been asked how is high season? I would say it is slow. I routinely having no problem getting young (18 - 26) pretty girls off of Thai Friendly to agree to payment 1000 - 1500 THB and meeting my conditions. NO ONE is taking less than 1000 THB for short time. NO ONE! This is what an actual on the ground report looks like.

And on Soi 6, 1000-2000 gets you the same. Why are you polluting the Pattaya threads with this Thai sideline pricing? The discussion is about Soi 6 pricing. Apples and oranges. Are you that fixated on trying to convince guys not to go to Soi 6 because it may expose them to paying a few hundred baht more or less than what Thais pay? Listen, Soi 6 in Pattaya will survive no matter what you post and this is just irrelevant to the Pattaya threads. If you don't want to pay, let's just say 1000 baht or 1500 baht on Soi 6, don't go there and no need to talk about it even. Go where you want and post about your experiences in that area. Alas after checking your posts, I have not seen one report about you fucking a girl and then reporting about it. All I saw was post after post debating about pricing. What does that tell me? It tells me that either you are not paying for pussy because it's too expensive for you or you are not even in Thailand or Pattaya and have not been for a long time. What would be amazing for me and others is if you were in Pattaya and could find a Thai sideline girl, contact her, go to fuck her, pay her and then come back here and post about it in the Pattaya section. Then maybe the guys will follow your lead? Why? Because you will have provided guidance on how to navigate that scene in Pattaya. Im sure the majority of the mongers in Pattaya who are tourists would appreciate another option they can try. Alas they cant try it now because you have not given them enough info on where to find these Thai sideline girls in Pattaya and have not posted your experiences with them so the guys can mirror your strategies. Perhaps if you did this, more ISG members would appreciate what you are posting about. Thanks in advance for your cooperation. I think you have some good points so let's see you put those good points to use and report on them.

Hiting on all cylinders Bro!

Mother fucks who don't have the flow to build their stack and are complaining about the prices to hire a prostitute in Thailand are Poverty Mentality thinking mother fucks who need to put some work in before getting on the plane to engage in International Tricking activities.

[Paolo99]

Palolo99 is such a dumb mother fuck that he does not realize that the Thai Girls are indeed interested in it here. I don't give a fuck if he is not. I'll write about my Big Black Dick for as long I THE ADMINISTRATOR allows.

EverythingThai says it better than I could

Haha, that post of mine fucked your little brain up so much that you still think about it more than a year later. Hahaha.

That's called TKO with brain damage, you better go seek for medical assistance bro. Haha.

[HSendatsu]

Ah, Punjabi Prince, always playing the victim card when your nonsense gets called out. Let me make this crystal clear: I don't hate Indians. In fact, I have plenty of great Indian friendssmart, respectful, and not embarrassing themselves on forums by bragging about stealing KFC refills or fantasizing about being a creepy dorm-dwelling sugar daddy. It's not Indians I despiseit's you and your walking punchline of antics.

You're not some proud representative of India; you're a caricature of every stereotype that gives decent people a bad name. From stalking gym girls who you think are staring at you, to organizing a "Poon Jabber watch party" for cam girls, it's pathetic.

And here we go again with your favorite recycled threatimpersonating me on Thai forums and Telegram groups, using my supposed photo to catfish ladyboys. Same old, tired, desperate play. Honestly, it's hilarious that your big, evil master plan always involves obsessively pretending to be me. Do you lie awake at night wishing you were me? Spoiler alert: no one's buying it, and the only person who looks like a clown is you.

So don't try to hide your stupidity behind your nationality. This isn't about where you're from; it's about the fact that you're an embarrassment to yourself and anyone who has the misfortune of reading your posts. Fix your behavior, grow up, and stop blaming your train wreck of a personality on anything but your own stupidity.

He also has a lack of culture. Columbus never sailed under the German Empire flag. He did under the Kingdom of Castille flag. Hence why half of the world belonged to Castille, later known as Spain.

[EverythingThai]

Where does our resident Karen "where is your report?" mall cop find the time? Writes a shit load of long ass essays on ISG. Argues with the Thai locals on Telegram Chat and Thai forums. Plays hide and seek with the LBs that he sends on wild goose chases off TF. Bold farang indeed. Even bolder that his profiles shows his IRL pic and he doesn't hide his hangouts. LOL.

Anyways, not sure why he has such a distaste for the Punjabi Big Brown Dick. We bros were the reason Thai girls were able to eat at the end of COVID. Indians are the most welcome tourist group behind the Chinese / Malays to come fuck the Thai girls. Maybe a fellow Poon Jabber mango lassi on his face. I dunno. I think this fellow brother has it spot on. One of these guys he is talking about.

All I can say is when Colombus was sailing under the flag of Germany in search of the Indies because he knew we were the Master Race with our spices and ACTN3 genotype, our kind was well respected. May the many arms of Shiva windmill slap the racism out of the Boof and Boofies. Afterwards the ghost of all the cows he has eaten stampede his spirit like nightmares on Elm boulevard.

If you are brave enough, finish the 40 drinks story with a timeline date and year, so we all can see the FB pics for ourselves as per Mr. Zuckenberg. Happy Thanksgiving. Other than that, more of Taite Hambleton aka Mia and her froggy hat. LOL.

Ah, Punjabi Prince, always playing the victim card when your nonsense gets called out. Let me make this crystal clear: I don't hate Indians. In fact, I have plenty of great Indian friends—smart, respectful, and not embarrassing themselves on forums by bragging about stealing KFC refills or fantasizing about being a creepy dorm-dwelling sugar daddy. It's not Indians I despise—it's you and your walking punchline of antics.

You're not some proud representative of India; you're a caricature of every stereotype that gives decent people a bad name. From stalking gym girls who you think are staring at you, to organizing a "Poon Jabber watch party" for cam girls, it's pathetic.

And here we go again with your favorite recycled threat—impersonating me on Thai forums and Telegram groups, using my supposed photo to catfish ladyboys. Same old, tired, desperate play. Honestly, it's hilarious that your big, evil master plan always involves obsessively pretending to be me. Do you lie awake at night wishing you were me? Spoiler alert: no one's buying it, and the only person who looks like a clown is you.

So don't try to hide your stupidity behind your nationality. This isn't about where you're from; it's about the fact that you're an embarrassment to yourself and anyone who has the misfortune of reading your posts. Fix your behavior, grow up, and stop blaming your train wreck of a personality on anything but your own stupidity.

[SubCmdr]

You know, when you going to post something that is related to having sex with girls in Thailand? Here is the last thing I posted to give you an example.

For those who have a Premium Thai Friendly account they already know and understand how the app works. If you are new to Thailand and have never used the Thai Friendly App (TFA) if you don't know:

In the TFA there are for tabs at the top: Fast, Unread, Inbox, Outbox.

Unread

Contains the replies in your inbox that are unread. Currently I have EXACTLY 1553 unread messages in my TFA Inbox as I write this. When you are a premium user of the TFA (that means you have enough flow to pay for the subscription fees from your stack) you profile is presented first. I send out ten messages a day. When I want to hire a freelance prostitute off of the TFA I begin to read my unread messages.

I hope this provides clarification to anyone who needs it

I think I saw you yesterday on WS with your big dick.

You said you were in Thailand. Where is your post (at least one) about having sex with girls? That is if you were actually on Walking Street looking for girls.

Honestly, I wonder how they manage to put up with you.

Really, are you really THAT dense? It is actually very easy to figure out. If you could pull your head out of your ass. Are you just here to troll me in order to build your post count up?.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Just because you are posting here does not mean you are in Pattaya. Post a trip report.

They get triggered by the fact that I have a Big Black Dick

Ok I post from Pattaya : I think I saw you yesterday on WS with your big dick.