Pattaya Reports

[AmericanThief]

I've been here two weeks so far and I haven't posted in years, but I'm really tired of how gay the Discord groups are and how mods abuse their titles, so here's what I did.

I went to Wild 69. I've seen their stream on YouTube and wanted to see the girls in person. I heard there was a mix of Thai, Laos and Cambodian, but it was only Thai girls. They weren't interested in me anyways. I passed by 3 more times throughout the week and it appears that they are only interested in the live stream and enjoy looking at themselves on the big TV. I think simps are actually buying them virtual drinks or something. The girls were not my type once I could see them live.

I went into some gentlemen's clubs like Honey, Buzzin and Maggie Mays. The dudes in there are not like me and I felt like it wasn't my place to be. I tried the double BJ at Maggie's but after all the upselling of drinks and pushy hostess, I ended up paying 4000 baht for a two girl blowjob with lots of wet tissues and not even a full CIM. Never again.

I also went to some gogo's around Soi Boomerang since I BF a dancer there once and wanted to check the vibe. The girls looked hot, but I was there only 5 minutes and the girl that I met back in August 2023, Annie, changed since I first met her. She was nice and shy, but now she was demanding shots and had already thrown back 2 lady drinks and 1 tequila. Wasted $25 in no time. I'd like to just smash her and skip all the drinking bullshit.

Made my way over to Soi 6 a few times. I'm looking for a particular type of girl that is kawaii, a small, cute, freshed faced girl. I've had some luck in the past but also a few strikeouts. I entered 3 different bars that night with 3 different kawaii fantasy girls. I bought drinks, talked and flirted and out came the games. After 30 minutes or so I suggested going upstairs but no go. I get it though, I really do.

Went back to Soi 6 to visit a girl I've known for a few years, she's off and on. I prefer when she doesn't work and comes to my room to smash and hangout, but she's back in the bar and told me to meet her there. Always happy to smash her. Blonde hair, tight body, tight ass and big naturals all in proportion, just not the kawaii type.

Back to Soi 6 for a third time and still hunting kawaii and got pulled into a bar with a barely legal teen that was near kawaii. They were playing Thai music and she was grinding me and started to DFK a lot, and was grabbing my cock through my pants and in this situation it usually means I'm good, especially considering she started the kissing, but no ST. She's just seducing me to sell drinks. You know I've had girls suck my dick and fuck me but refuse to kiss you know, so this was ass backwards to me as kissing is like passionate and something people do when they are falling in love, but this is how she gamed me. I'm not mad about it. It's just what happened.

I also went to Bong Kock 8 four times already. Now this is what Soi 6 was ten years ago. A row of brothels. Soi 6 has turned into a tourist trap, with these open air hostess bars with the possibility of a BF but only if it suits the girl. The customer is the least of their concern. They didn't give AF about me. They only want to sell alcohol.

Bong Koch 8 girls were mid but I gave it a go at 007 with a mechanical BJ CIM. They have a BF of 400 and a fee for a girl of 500 instead of just one incluse price. I also tried Bada Bing, Purple and Pirates. FS was 400 BF and girl-1000 be. They're all the same style of bars, but again, the customers were different from me. I mean much older and very unhealthy with extreme belly fat and breathing problems. But the service overall was nice, not pushy with drinks and fair prices for BJ or FS albeit the girls were not matching my aesthetics. I want a Soi 6 cosplayer with Bong Koch 8 service. I also saw a few Korean men enter and turn around and walk out. This tells me it's the beginning of the end already. It's only a matter of time.

Now that I'm sober I understand that these days Pattaya is really about selling alcohol with the lure of sex, but that's where it gets complicated. Finding some Boom Boom is easy still, but is it the type of Boom Boom you want? I'm trying to stay away from writing a reflection and just give the facts of my past two weeks. I'm sure there will be so much hate and everyone assuming I'm a bad customer that attracts negativity everywhere I go, and that I'm an idiot that doesn't understand how things work and then you'll report me to the mods for saying the girls were mid or whatever. I don't care.

[ElMexicant]

I have mongered in India and would certainly agree that Indian babes are very beautiful, however, I have experienced some challenges one of which may not be appropriate to express here and the other is service. I have gotten extremely bad service there but also some very good sexual experiences. On that note I have never encountered any Indian providers in Thailand. Have you guys in ISGland met any?

There are Punjabamamas on Coconut Bar near LK and WS applying their trade. Some even in the clubs. It won't be long until complete domination by Indian customers. I've mentioned it before. The Thai National Emblem is a Hindi god. So the government knows what's up. The Thai girls in Pattaya have a saying about us Punjabs. "Once you go brown, other colours let you down".

[EihTooms]

Prostitution is Illegal in Thailand for other nationalities but for Thais. The amount of Indians comes to Thailand there is ugnent need of Indian gogos, or Beer bars to keep indians at the bay. If indian babies were so great, why million of indians go overseas for mongering.

Been to India for meeting and work purpose, never had any impressive session. Apart from bad service, I also have worry about not getting food poisioning.

India, no thank you.

That ought to make for some very interesting reading in the Thai Penal Code or the Prevention and Suppression of Prostitution Act of 1996.

Has a new Code or Act with that qualifier been enacted in the past 2-3 weeks while nobody was looking?

[Mr Enternational]

Sometimes old-timers here will post that Pattaya was much better 20 years ago, as the ladies now are older and fatter.

The flip side is that ladies with a decent rack were rare 20 years ago. And those with a decent chest were heavier than average.

My guess is that there have been a lot of mixed race babies born in Thailand over the last 50 years. Not just Farang-Thai, but Indian-Thai, Arab-Thai, whatever. So there are now much fewer of the young toothpick type ladies, and more with bodies in line with Europe and the Americas.

Or maybe the other ladies stayed away before because they figured that guys only wanted the young toothpick ladies. Now they realize there is a pot for every lid.

[MohdirFan82]

Prostitution is Illegal in Thailand for other nationalities but for Thais. The amount of Indians comes to Thailand there is ugnent need of Indian gogos, or Beer bars to keep indians at the bay. If indian babies were so great, why million of indians go overseas for mongering.

Been to India for meeting and work purpose, never had any impressive session. Apart from bad service, I also have worry about not getting food poisioning.

India, no thank you.

I have mongered in India and would certainly agree that Indian babes are very beautiful, however, I have experienced some challenges one of which may not be appropriate to express here and the other is service. I have gotten extremely bad service there but also some very good sexual experiences. On that note I have never encountered any Indian providers in Thailand. Have you guys in ISGland met any?

[Turgid]

Me not sure. All I know is that the real winner should have been Miss India Urvashi Rautela. India should be top 3 every year. Just like how we rank in most desirable tourist destinations, cleanest country, best world movies, and most beautiful creations of Vishnu. Philippines only win because of guilt factor of being past colonized. India is all natural beauty. We are also taking over and slowly conquering Pattaya as the preferred mongers and tourists. See video on Pattaya and Indians.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EFsag4AmtPw

You are not the first person to mention Steve Harvey. I'm sorry my eyes cannot see the resemblance like others have said. Long time ago, there was that blue / gold dress controversy. I saw red. Just like Urvashi Rautela below. Isn't she a lovely creature? Very famous Bollywood starlet. I have nudes of her too.

I have mongered in India and would certainly agree that Indian babes are very beautiful, however, I have experienced some challenges one of which may not be appropriate to express here and the other is service. I have gotten extremely bad service there but also some very good sexual experiences. On that note I have never encountered any Indian providers in Thailand. Have you guys in ISGland met any?

[ElMexicant]

Did that burger come out just after the 2015 Miss Universe pageant when Steve Harvey announced Miss Colombia as the winner, when Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach of the Philippines was the actual winner?

Me not sure. All I know is that the real winner should have been Miss India Urvashi Rautela. India should be top 3 every year. Just like how we rank in most desirable tourist destinations, cleanest country, best world movies, and most beautiful creations of Vishnu. Philippines only win because of guilt factor of being past colonized. India is all natural beauty. We are also taking over and slowly conquering Pattaya as the preferred mongers and tourists. See video on Pattaya and Indians.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EFsag4AmtPw

You are not the first person to mention Steve Harvey. I'm sorry my eyes cannot see the resemblance like others have said. Long time ago, there was that blue / gold dress controversy. I saw red. Just like Urvashi Rautela below. Isn't she a lovely creature? Very famous Bollywood starlet. I have nudes of her too.

[Explorer8939]

Sometimes old-timers here will post that Pattaya was much better 20 years ago, as the ladies now are older and fatter.

The flip side is that ladies with a decent rack were rare 20 years ago. And those with a decent chest were heavier than average.

My guess is that there have been a lot of mixed race babies born in Thailand over the last 50 years. Not just Farang-Thai, but Indian-Thai, Arab-Thai, whatever. So there are now much fewer of the young toothpick type ladies, and more with bodies in line with Europe and the Americas.

[Turgid]

There is a night market on Boo Cow behind Central Festival. There is a stall in the back where they sell used and stolen clothing for cheap. Check there. Afterwards, you can get one of the best looking burgers nearby for 120 baht. Tell me isn't this the most good looking burger in Pattaya? Some say if you squint your eyes, you can see famous in the burger. They call it the Harvey Banger!

Did that burger come out just after the 2015 Miss Universe pageant when Steve Harvey announced Miss Colombia as the winner, when Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach of the Philippines was the actual winner?

[ElMexicant]

This is good, but when I went to put my clothes back on, somebody had stolen them. Angry bird refused to let me keep the shop towel, and since I had hidden the rest of the money in my clothes, I had no money for tuk-tuk either. I had to walk all the way back to the hotel naked, and many people point at me. If you do this, make sure nobody steals your clothes while you are relaxing with happy time.

There is a night market on Boo Cow behind Central Festival. There is a stall in the back where they sell used and stolen clothing for cheap. Check there. Afterwards, you can get one of the best looking burgers nearby for 120 baht. Tell me isn't this the most good looking burger in Pattaya? Some say if you squint your eyes, you can see famous in the burger. They call it the Harvey Banger!

[Knobrm]

I thought they were all 150 and 209 now. I used to fuck a chick from Home Massage and Seven Days. Now that I think about it, the most massage chicks that I have fucked have been along that strip.

555 even cheap Charlies get lost with pricing at times and end up overpaying!

Most places around the town 150/200 for foot and 250-300 for oil, however for some reason that strip has lower prices. Service no worse than elsewhere, so no different to sex what comes to price vs quality of service.

[UglyAzzMan]

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[Mr Enternational]

Back? Foot massage in several shops between Soi 15 and holiday Inn has been 100 baht for years, oil massage 200. I've been going mostly place called Home Massage since 2017 when a girl took me there, 100 baht always.

That's about inflation.

I thought they were all 150 and 209 now. I used to fuck a chick from Home Massage and Seven Days. Now that I think about it, the most massage chicks that I have fucked have been along that strip.

[Knobrm]

This post is for us Cheap Charlies. 100 baht foot massage is back! After a hiatus of at least 10 years, the price has dropped. I was riding around this morning and spotted this shop on Soi Buakhao across from Maju Bar. 200 baht oil massage as well. No idea what the name of the shop is. There were 3 signs, all with different names.

Back? Foot massage in several shops between Soi 15 and holiday Inn has been 100 baht for years, oil massage 200. I've been going mostly place called Home Massage since 2017 when a girl took me there, 100 baht always.

That's about inflation.