Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

A freelancer posted a photo of a wedding dress on FB, so I asked her if she was going to get married. She said her young Spanish boyfriend wanted to marry in July.

Then she asked me when I am coming back to Pattaya, as she apparently needs a customer.

The question is if she will continue working after they marry.

[Oakie]

I once asked the lady attendant working the coed bathroom on how many people don't wash their hands. She said "most" do not. Then when I started staying in hostels, I would see more than half of men wash their hands after they piss or shit. Some don't flush after they piss. Most of them don't even flush as they are taking a shit and would just sit in their own funk playing on the phone. As if water was scarce. The world is full of nasty MFkers. They need to bring back COVID precautions. At the hostel, I am at now. 4 beds to a room. I am the only one who keeps shoes outsides the room in our locker. My house slippers go inside the room. These fuckers bring their nasty ass shoes inside our small little room and one of them turn the AC up to 28 last night. I woke up thinking I was in hell of smell and the I had angered Vishnu. I turned down AC back to 20 and told the entire room, hot room means bad smell. There is a thick blanket of if you are cold. But nobody is going to force me to open my curtains and near the funk in a hot room. Seriously the world is full of nasty fucks and stupid people. I can imagine how many are hiding behind this computer. Same bros that want hang out together. LOL. I rather do this solo with my mini disinfectant bottle everywhere I go. Filthy fucks.

LOL.

One of my pet peeves.

Guys giving you the look of disgust when you go out of the pisser in some god forsaken dump without washing your hands!

I make a point of loudly telling 'them that my dick is the cleanest thing in the whole place!

On another note, that cheap alcohol antiseptic they had to produce in industrial quantities, was the best thing to come out of the COVID deal. A must before touching food!

Killed Big Pharma's own market for those $20 tiny tubes of Neosporin, Polysporin etc, it did!

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Funny thing I have not received a PM from either of them with an invitation to meet.

I sent you an invitation proposal on this thread, you didn't even bother to answer me !

Oakie is more polite than you, at least he answered me nicely.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

As I continue to change my life in 2025, I am engaging in more activities. I am currently preparing to start playing golf again.

You play golf ? I guess you will use your Big Black Dick as golf club.

And I think you won't be able to stop yourself from putting it in the holes

[UglyAzzMan]

Blub has a GIK. I bet an Ugly one. LOL. Hahaha.

[SubCmdr]

I'm good. I am in Pattaya right now. Allover isn't. He is beating on his keyboard and spewing his male bovine excrement like in post 4184 in this thread. I am surprised that he missed the entire point of my story. It was a value comparison. I know he missed because he focused on the golf club and not the comparison of the cost of a hard good verses Bar Fining the knock kneed bimbos walking like hos out of the Top Tier Agogo Clubs on walking street that the fat, old, ugly ass farangs who dress poorly tend to favor.

The biggest mistake Allover makes is to think I care what he writes about me. Others say I am obsessed with male genital. At least I am obsessed with my own. Allover is writing about another man's and describing activities he is performing with it. Don't know about you but it seems kind of odd.

As for Oakie, he only post here because he does not have an audience in the Dominican Republic threads. He has a policy of no free shots. But does respond to me in the Rants Thread in the Dominican Republic. So, you and him enjoy each others company. You are his Royal Penis Cleaner. Hope you can get back to Thailand soon and start to focus on girls. I would actually like to read some reports that write about having sex with girls in Thailand.

One of the most fucked up individuals I met IRL off of was (Mr. Name Redacted to Protect Identity) right here in the Dominican Republic.

So yes, caution should be exercised when meeting people off of ISG. The thing about it is that Oakie is writing about me. Someone he does not know, except through the endless battle he has waged with me here in the Dominican Republic threads and across several other country threads. Even in countries he has never visited nor plans to visit.

Half dozen people who post in the Thailand Rant threads have said they are going to meet up with me. Only two have. The rest are just like Oakie. Keyboard warriors talking big shit without ever planning to actual meet me or anyone else. That is their choice. But then they should keep their mouth shut about the IRL meeting. Because Oakie has said he NEVER meets anyone off of this obscure anonymous website about having sex with girls. I'm right here in your face Oakie.

How you like me now?

Individuals be taking about 100* Foot Massages. I had a Thai massage today that cost 200/ hour. I tipped 100! Are you kidding me?

*All prices in Thai Baht.

[SubCmdr]

Most day traders end up losing their money.

Another one of those sweeping generalized fucked up statements that is nothing but your opinon yet again. True! Statistics say 95% lose money. But that does not mean they lose all their money.

We've had them here before. When they lose their last cash, they just disappear.

If you are waiting for that to happen to me, don't hold your breath. I am a 5%er.

I get paid almost every trade in short, I got it made

How you like me now!

[Explorer8939]

So you just get naked and wear nothing but a towel in a room full of people?

Don't take posting from our South Asian friend literally.

[Daytonamonger]

So you just get naked and wear nothing but a towel in a room full of people?

This game with the massage girls is relatively easy if you got the know how, hustle, and game. I've never paid more than 300 baht total for a massage with HJ. That's because before I was a Punjabi Prince, I was a Punjabi Pimp. Last time I was in Pattaya, got massage, HJ, and BJ for 500 total. So the cheap shops are on beginning of 2nd, near Red Planet side street, Buakhao, and on Central from Buakhao to the Big Cee (both sides). I look for the 100 for foot massage. There are always some cute girls at these shops along with the hags. But since some like the hags anyways then there is something for everyone. The uglier the cheaper, unless you look like an Indian Adonis. Then you can snag a pretty one easy.

First make sure you hide your most of your money and only leave 300 baht in the wallet. No CC or ATM cards. Select a girl to do your foot massage. Ask for towel and to go to bathroom. Come out bathroom with just the towel around your waist. I tell them I am Turkish in broken English and this is how we like to do for massages. Also limit your English to not be able to communicate on purpose. While they are foot massaging, give them some glimpses of the event horizon peeking though the towel. When they massage my leg, I also make attempts to grab their asses to let them know I am interested. So by the end, they have put in too much work into my massage and my naughty groping behavior they feel that they will be ENTITLED for a tip. Also know that these girls work only for tips and the massage fee goes to shop. So it's either 200 baht for extra minute of work for what is left in my wallet or go hungry for the day.

And trust me, by Gandhi's gonads, I do show them what is left in my wallet. Take to or leave it. Then I speak in Hindi as to being confused. I always get 100% take it when I use Google translate to say "me only take 1 minute to finish by hand. " But really takes me 3 or so. Once they start, they have to finish or get nothing at all. Some will try to say go ATM, but then I show them no cards. By the way CIF is included if your aim is good. Once a girl gave me tissue to clean up. She was angry bird because all she could get was 200 or nothing at all. I took my balled up cum soaked tissue and threw it back her head. I claim I thought trash can was that way and I no good at basketball. Win win all the way. Just like Leah off Chaturbate. Can't believe she will get $500 in 1 hour on just prancing around and show nothing. You can see, I am cheapie who looks for free. No tokens. Isn't she lovely?

[LittleBigMan]

That is because many foreigners feel that if he lets her out of the house, then someone else will get her.

That is true to a sense! Pro or not Thais know why foreigners come to Thailand, thus in general will try to get as much out of you knowing they might trade up sounds familiar? Keeping them bare feet and pregnant is the call while they go out because they are the bread winners. Reason one hears Thai women say if you do it don't throw it in my face! This goes the same for a Thai man!

In my response to this statement once! I didn't particularly care for the ladies so I said to them with their man right in front of them. Thai I know a number of Thai men that their wives don't work and get money each month like a trophy wife the type they see on the Thai soaps. So based on your comments it doesn't bold well for your Thai BF or Husband all I got was a look that the comment was over their heads.

My cousins, who visited in Oct, Nov, have known this Thai former hairdresser for years, younger pretty but he claims just friends, years back she met this Aussie guy married, brought her the works, car, house, support, he comes and goes to Thailand for work, he hasn't seen her for years this trip she makes contacts, goes to lunch find out why all of a sudden, something went wrong in their relationship LOL, she said he has another lady even wanted to bring her back to the house to fuck while she refuse to leave. They are going through divorce now he wants the house back etc. She refuses. If the fool was in front of me I would tell him, first you don't own it and even if you did have a year to sell it, just walk away if you can't afford to lose it never should in the first place.

So meantime, my cousin old nothing to look at but is loaded stop being friends on this trip and decided to fuck the shit out of her while he has the chance. LOL

[ElMexicant]

I once asked the lady attendant working the coed bathroom on how many people don't wash their hands. She said "most" do not. Then when I started staying in hostels, I would see more than half of men wash their hands after they piss or shit. Some don't flush after they piss. Most of them don't even flush as they are taking a shit and would just sit in their own funk playing on the phone. As if water was scarce. The world is full of nasty MFkers. They need to bring back COVID precautions. At the hostel, I am at now. 4 beds to a room. I am the only one who keeps shoes outsides the room in our locker. My house slippers go inside the room. These fuckers bring their nasty ass shoes inside our small little room and one of them turn the AC up to 28 last night. I woke up thinking I was in hell of smell and the I had angered Vishnu. I turned down AC back to 20 and told the entire room, hot room means bad smell. There is a thick blanket of if you are cold. But nobody is going to force me to open my curtains and near the funk in a hot room. Seriously the world is full of nasty fucks and stupid people. I can imagine how many are hiding behind this computer. Same bros that want hang out together. LOL. I rather do this solo with my mini disinfectant bottle everywhere I go. Filthy fucks.

[UglyAzzMan]

Will be reporting Soi 6 soon. Come on guys it's been a hard read lately.

[Explorer8939]

How many women in Pattaya engage in play for pay?

Obviously, there tens of thousands who work bar or a massage shop. And a lot who work online.

But there is another group of women who are mostly civvies, but who occasionally will go with a customer.

SubCmdr is triggered by this, since he is worried that we will think that his gik is just another hooker. So, he is forced to claim that I think that all women in Pattaya are play for pay, which is not true.

But there are a lot.

[Werqweq]

This game with the massage girls is relatively easy if you got the know how, hustle, and game. I've never paid more than 300 baht total for a massage with HJ. That's because before I was a Punjabi Prince, I was a Punjabi Pimp. Last time I was in Pattaya, got massage, HJ, and BJ for 500 total. So the cheap shops are on beginning of 2nd, near Red Planet side street, Buakhao, and on Central from Buakhao to the Big Cee (both sides). I look for the 100 for foot massage. There are always some cute girls at these shops along with the hags. But since some like the hags anyways then there is something for everyone. The uglier the cheaper, unless you look like an Indian Adonis. Then you can snag a pretty one easy.

First make sure you hide your most of your money and only leave 300 baht in the wallet. No CC or ATM cards. Select a girl to do your foot massage. Ask for towel and to go to bathroom. Come out bathroom with just the towel around your waist. I tell them I am Turkish in broken English and this is how we like to do for massages. Also limit your English to not be able to communicate on purpose. While they are foot massaging, give them some glimpses of the event horizon peeking though the towel. When they massage my leg, I also make attempts to grab their asses to let them know I am interested. So by the end, they have put in too much work into my massage and my naughty groping behavior they feel that they will be ENTITLED for a tip. Also know that these girls work only for tips and the massage fee goes to shop. So it's either 200 baht for extra minute of work for what is left in my wallet or go hungry for the day.

And trust me, by Gandhi's gonads, I do show them what is left in my wallet. Take to or leave it. Then I speak in Hindi as to being confused. I always get 100% take it when I use Google translate to say "me only take 1 minute to finish by hand. " But really takes me 3 or so. Once they start, they have to finish or get nothing at all. Some will try to say go ATM, but then I show them no cards. By the way CIF is included if your aim is good. Once a girl gave me tissue to clean up. She was angry bird because all she could get was 200 or nothing at all. I took my balled up cum soaked tissue and threw it back her head. I claim I thought trash can was that way and I no good at basketball. Win win all the way. Just like Leah off Chaturbate. Can't believe she will get $500 in 1 hour on just prancing around and show nothing. You can see, I am cheapie who looks for free. No tokens. Isn't she lovely?

This is good, but when I went to put my clothes back on, somebody had stolen them. Angry bird refused to let me keep the shop towel, and since I had hidden the rest of the money in my clothes, I had no money for tuk-tuk either. I had to walk all the way back to the hotel naked, and many people point at me. If you do this, make sure nobody steals your clothes while you are relaxing with happy time.

[Allover]

As I continue to change my life in 2025, I am engaging in more activities outside of the FOUR VICES (Food, Drink, Weed, Girls). I am currently preparing to start playing golf again. First stop was a golf store across from the Outlet Mall. Mostly overpriced used equipment. But I am old school and much of the new equipment is obscenely over priced and I don't like the designs. In the Dominican Republic and the United States of America it was very easy for me to make my own golf clubs. I used to own a Club Fitting business. So I know the base costs of a golf club as it only consists of a (Dick) head, (Dick) Shaft, (Hand) Grip.

I wound up purchasing a old beat up putter with the shaft inserted into the head just off center. Not my preferred look but close enough. He wanted 990* for it and I was not having it. Finally he offered to lower the price to 850. I wanted the a new grip so he sold me a over priced off brand Tour Blast Putter grip for 500 (including installation). I also needed a golf glove and the least expensive brand that he had was 340. I can now put it on and run around to Walking Street Agogos like: Farenheit, Palace, XS, Pin Up, Chick, and Opium that are full of knock kneed bimbos walking like hos singing beat it! ROTFLMAO!.

The point of my little story is now I have a putter that will last for a long as I choose to use it with a new grip and a golf glove that will serve me depending upon how much I place and how it wears. It is brand I am not familiar with but looks cool as fuck with blue highlighting.

My total was 1690 he claimed to not have change and asked for a tip of 10. That is more than some people who like Walking Street Agogos pay in a bar fine. Not worth it to me. LOL

The Stub is losing it and losing it fast. He can't seem to handle the speed and precision attacks from Oakie* and the return of Pimpampoumpipo (P5) at the same time. He has resorted to telling us the interesting story of him buying a new golf club. A good golf club report consists of:

1. where did you buy the club.

2. how much did it cost.

3. If you got a discount, how long you had to blow the guy that sold it to you to get said discount.

Stub, nice job on #1 and #2 but you failed to discuss the details about #3.

*For those new that may not know, Oakie is a very well respected poster in the DR forums. He came here once before and pissed in Stub's mouth and jizzed allover Stub's face. He has returned and done it again. P5's triumphant return featured P5 doing the same to Stub while Stub was busy using sports metaphors to make himself look good.