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01-31-25 11:00 #4209Senior Member

Posts: 368The masseuse I fucked this afternoon told me exactly that, that she hadn't had any clients for several days even though she's 26, she's gorgeous and she works in a very busy soi. And all the girls in Pattaya tell me that I'm their first client no matter what time I go to see them. If you know Pattaya a bit you should be used to it.
Originally Posted by SubCmdr
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We don't have to believe them either.
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01-31-25 08:49 #4208Senior Member

Posts: 5457If a lady in Pattaya cannot find a customer for 30 minutes during High Season, she will start messaging former customers.
Originally Posted by SubCmdr
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As for going with a lady who has a real Farang boyfriend, you are correct, normally I wouldn't do it. But this lady has so many "boyfriends", I don't consider them to be real boyfriends. She has a Turkish boyfriend, a Korean guy, and had a kid with a Chinese guy.
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01-31-25 07:54 #4207Senior Member

Posts: 7745Homophobia exhibited in nearly every post from the following OPs
Can someone tell me why Allover, Paolo99, Oakie, Pimpampoumpipo, ElMexicant, Caliguy33 make so many references to homosexual acts in this thread?
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01-31-25 07:51 #4206Senior Member

Posts: 7745CaliGuy,
Were you at right now? What are you doing?
You better add, Allover, Oakie, Explorer8939, Pimpamponmpipio, UglyAzzMan, ElMexicant, Mr. Enternational, Paolo99 and YOURSELF to the list of individual who fit your description in bold. As you are all nearly daily participants in the Thailand Rants Thread. So enjoy your 15 minutes of Keyboard Warrior fame. Then beat off and petition for a redress of your grievances to THE ADMINISTRATOR or the Governor of the Great State of California.
Originally Posted by CaliGuy33
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No, what you really feel is envy of me. That I am posted up in Pattaya, Thailand with my BIG BLACK DICK having Thai Girls handle my cum in their mouths, pussies and asses. While you are posted up in California beating on your keyboard (and your dick) with your dumb ass Governor who cannot even figure out how to put out a fire while fighting tooth and nail against the re-elected President putting his best efforts into making the United States of America great again for your people.
Originally Posted by CaliGuy33
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How you like me now?
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01-31-25 07:38 #4205Senior Member

Posts: 7745Igual
mutual (adjective) Directed and received by each toward the other; reciprocal..
Originally Posted by Oakie
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We have another point of agreement Oakie.
How you like me now?
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01-31-25 02:48 #4204Senior Member

Posts: 2449True, I have no interest in meeting you "face to face" in the DR or anywhere else in the World!
Originally Posted by SubCmdr
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But if it means so much to you, here's what we do, as I mentioned in the DR thread.
If you want me to sit down with you, and listen to your stories of your BBD, your "stack", your shoes, or your new putter, I'll be happy to sit in rapt attention for a while if you provide the cold beer!
I'll even fake interest while you tell me about how your brand new Pattaya gik is totally different from the rest, and how you managed to find her!
My rates, are minimum 1 hour, 5 k Pesos, Maximum 2 hours 10 k, and you are still getting a bargain, over what I used to charge the government and utility companies, in my former life as an International Project Management Consultant!
By the way, when you and Mr Everything talk about "Real Life", do you mean your posting up your sorry asses in some go go bar in a cheap third world sex pit, where the real sex deprived can go for a little relief, as long as they bring money!
That real life?
You'd better hope your "stack" holds out, because without money your mamasans and giks on Soi 6 would be telling you to move off the table, and make way for the paying customers!
LOL.
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01-30-25 23:26 #4203Senior Member

Posts: 7745Fail to see the point of your post!
Ok!
Originally Posted by Explorer8939
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Is that what she asked you? Are you to have us believe that during HIGH SEASON in Pattaya, a season where you leave the Kingdom of Thailand, that she cannot find a customer?
Originally Posted by Explorer8939
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You don't mess with girls with Farang boyfreinds / Husbands. So, who is the question for?
Originally Posted by Explorer8939
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Do you actually believe that I care about a individual such as yourself (that refuses to meet me IRL but insists he knows everything there is to know about me and all the girls in the Kingdom of Thailand) thinks about me and my kik, gik, and all the other numerous labels you wish to place on the prostitutes you hire to sit on on your face and others in relationships?
In a relationship the couple is either sexually monogamous or they are not.
https://www.simplypsychology.org/wha...-monogamy.html
Pretty simple!
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01-30-25 23:22 #4202Senior Member

Posts: 720The SubMissive CumHandler and his butt buddy Know it All ET run this forum. Unlike the rest, those two losers have all the time in the world to be posting on the forum, non-stop incessant posting because they have no lives. They are weak, pathetic, ineffectual effeminate children who frequent this forum to project the wretchedness of their daily lives on to others because they know no other way to cope over their empty, vain, directionless existence.
Originally Posted by Allover
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I feel pity for them. LOL.
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01-30-25 23:18 #4201Senior Member

Posts: 7745We have been through this already. Banana Boi schooled you on how meet!
I saw a post that was a rant where you were engaging in a fantasy. But I have not received a PM with an invitation and your contact information to arrange an actual meeting IRL.
Originally Posted by Pimpampoumpipo
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Originally Posted by BananaBoi
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01-30-25 22:49 #4200Senior Member

Posts: 7745I don't understand
A OG VET reports that he was riding around on his moped and found 100 THB foot massages? Sorry, I know I am not at OG Vet but I do not find that impressive. When a OG Vet tell me they are consistently getting short time for 500 THB that will impress me.100 baht foot massage is back!
I pay 200 THB for a 1 hour foot massage and I tip 100 THB.
Are you kidding me?
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01-30-25 14:24 #4199Senior Member

Posts: 5457A freelancer posted a photo of a wedding dress on FB, so I asked her if she was going to get married. She said her young Spanish boyfriend wanted to marry in July.
Then she asked me when I am coming back to Pattaya, as she apparently needs a customer.
The question is if she will continue working after they marry.
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01-30-25 12:35 #4198Senior Member

Posts: 2449LOL.
Originally Posted by ElMexicant
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One of my pet peeves.
Guys giving you the look of disgust when you go out of the pisser in some god forsaken dump without washing your hands!
I make a point of loudly telling 'them that my dick is the cleanest thing in the whole place!
On another note, that cheap alcohol antiseptic they had to produce in industrial quantities, was the best thing to come out of the COVID deal. A must before touching food!
Killed Big Pharma's own market for those $20 tiny tubes of Neosporin, Polysporin etc, it did!
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01-30-25 11:50 #4197Senior Member

Posts: 368I sent you an invitation proposal on this thread, you didn't even bother to answer me !
Originally Posted by SubCmdr
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Oakie is more polite than you, at least he answered me nicely.
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01-30-25 11:38 #4196Senior Member

Posts: 368You play golf ? I guess you will use your Big Black Dick as golf club.
Originally Posted by SubCmdr
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And I think you won't be able to stop yourself from putting it in the holes
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01-30-25 10:22 #4195Senior Member

Posts: 786Blub has a GIK. I bet an Ugly one. LOL. Hahaha.

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