Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[ElMexicant]

Am I the only one who has a doctor note saying that I have allergy to chicken meat besides the breast? I use this to make sure I don't ever get a wing, thigh, or drumstick at KFC or McDs in Thailand. When you order fried chicken, they not let you choose. And that's when my doctor note comes in to play. I need to get max protein for my baht. Chicken breast is like 25 g or more. The other pieces are same price, smaller, skimpy and less protein. This is an Alpha maneuver for this 1300 kilocalorie and 55 grams protein meal. 1/2 my daily intake to get 100+ grams. I always ask for no salt fries to make sure they are hot and fresh. Then ask for packet of salt for my chicken (wink wink). Coke Zero of course. LOL. Like the Dalai Lama once said, "Easy peasey. ".

[Pimpampoumpipo]

I don't own a cocktail bar. So I don't know actually where you were.

Post the picture from when you were there. This is the internet. Otherwise it didn't happen.

Pretty Simple!

Well but now it's too late, I'm in Bangkok now and then I'm going to Paris for a few weeks. Then I'm going to the Philippines and I'll come back to Pattaya during the second half of March.

Be good, don't pick your nose and don't do anything stupid while I'm gone.

[Explorer8939]

Now that's a sentence that definitely belongs in the "Stupid Shit" section.

It gets worse.

The guy gave her 10 million baht to marry him. She took the money and went back to her village to live with her Thai husband.

[SubCmdr]

What exactly are you breaking to me? You have not figured out that I write the way I do in order to trigger those who are simply not packing down there? Since I have triggered you, I now must put you in that category.

*For those that don't know Oakie, a well respected poster in the DR forums, he caught wind of Stub's behavior in the Thai threads. Oakie came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face, and returned to the DR forums.

This from a guy who cannot get laid if Koreans are in the building.

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

A quick review of the posts here in the RANTS section will reveal the names of those that I trigger to the point of implying that I engage in homosexual acts or encounters with Ladyboys.

A CumHandler who ironically can't stop talking about his genitals on an all men's forum who also conveniently lives in the ladyboy capital of the world. Connect the dots!

Exactly who is he implying is handling cum? Unless he is referring to himself when he has to clean up from beating off because he has no ability to get girls in Southern California to fuck him. This is problem I did not have while I lived in Southern, Central and Northern California.

All of this occurs in a forum about having sex with girls. I dont see anyone complaining about at the posts from a OG Vet describing his skills with his big pink tongue.

Your entire argument is based on your personal experiences. Is a girl actually going to tell you that your tiny (insert color of your choice) dick does not satisfy her?.

I FUCK like a BIG BLACK DICK pro!

I hate to break this to you, but it is NOT about the size. I've had more than one "normal" chick and one "pro" tell me that size is not important. They agree that what / how you use it that matters. You don't need to be a sex therapist to understand that penetration of only 2 or 2. 5 inches is sufficient to get a chick off. I've never been told that they'd like a dildo the size and color of a radiator hose.

Sam.

[EihTooms]

Ask yourself, did the market crash the last time he was in office and impose tariffs. The market we'll have it's up and down, correction!

In December 2018 the broad USA Stock Market declined to a close greater than 20% below it's previous closing high. That is the definition of a Bear Market Decline.

Additionally, the USA Agriculture and Manufacturing Industries fell into a Recession so deep he had to issue emergency welfare checks just to keep them afloat.

This was all due to his failed Trade War with China and tariffs that accomplished nothing positive for the USA.

And it was well before he defunded and removed the Pandemic Prevention team leaders from those Chinese labs in 2019 contrary to all expert warnings for him not to do something so dangerous and stupid. His 2nd Bear Market Crash in 2020 was much deeper than the one in 2018 as a result of that decision.

[ShaggerAu]

But. All that being said. I did make out ok during the covid crash. As far as I know, many people did. Back in late 2020, the whole of 2021 and most of 2022, you could buy any stock and it would be up. I just wish I had more dry powder to buy now. Cause it's looking like it's going to be pretty bad, like covid, 2008 bad.

Have a look at this chart and think about how all that extra money was going into the economy and driving up your stock prices. Was it really your astute investment mind that was picking those great stocks or just a general recover from the crash at the start of covid.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/...es-printed-us/#text=Federal%20 Reserve. %20%22-,Annual%20 Value%20 of%20 USA %20 Dollar%20 Banknotes%20 Printed%20 in%20 The%20 United,%2 Dbanknotes%2 Dprinted%2 Dus /.

Read ANY actual book on economics and tariffs. Countries that impose tariffs on their citizens' imports always come out worse.

Let's say USA puts a tariff the import of Mexican tomatoes. The Mexicans continue to see their tomatoes for the same price and the landed cost to the USA distributors are now 25% higher. A third country is asked to supply more tomatoes and they know that they no longer have to be as competitive. So the third country increases it's selling price but stays below the Mexico + tariff price. The USA importer is still paying more. A fourth country now picks up discounted tomatoes from the Mexican surplus. None of this has benefited he USA. Which farmer in the USA wants to grow tomatoes when the second country could always decrease price again?

The tariffs didn't work in 2019 and lead to 39,000 next USA job losses. The pain of these was explained by covid and covered by printing cash. The USA may not be so lucky this time.

How Trump's Tariffs Hit US Growth Before https://www.bloomberg.com/news/featu...ened-last-time.

As with all things economic what the politicians are doing to be popular in the short term is often the opposite of what is needed to actually achieve the outcome.

Mongering in Thailand will also be cheaper (except for the USA citizens where there is the real risk we may see the USD devalue).

It's good to see Canada and Mexico respond quickly to join the tariff war and expose the fallacy.

[LittleBigMan]

As I'm writing this, reports from all over about the premarket price of many stocks, the indexes, etc is that it's the beginning of a crash, sparked by the whole tariff thing. For an old, poor guy like me, it won't make tomuch of a difference, but I just went all in on some stocks, and I suspect it's because I did that, the market is about to tank, since I have very little to no luck. It's sad how it always happens. When I buy a stock, it almost immediately thanks the very next day, sometimes the hour itself. When I sell a stock, it goes through the roof within a week. I just have no luck fellas.

But. All that being said. I did make out ok during the covid crash. As far as I know, many people did. Back in late 2020, the whole of 2021 and most of 2022, you could buy any stock and it would be up. I just wish I had more dry powder to buy now. Cause it's looking like it's going to be pretty bad, like covid, 2008 bad. What if this could be it fellas? What if I could finally time this right? Like get out of some tomorrow as the markets start tanking, then buy in cheap for some of the more expensive stock, and then watch it go back up again over the year? What if? So many ifs. I just want to get out of this life of misery and drudgery. I wish I had the courage to really live, or just unlife myself.

I wanted to put this in the 'American Politics' thread of the forum, but I don't want to get into all that. Life is sad enough for me as it is.

But in the end, this could also force me to stick with my job, cause my stock investments will be so low, I can't afford to quit. Such is the irony of life. I'd cry even more than I already am if it wasn't all so tragic. You lucky schmucks. You get to retire in lovely Thailand. Enjoy it dudes. Enjoy it for those of us that can't. Live for us. Stop complaining and bask in the Bangkok glow.

Ask yourself, did the market crash the last time he was in office and impose tariffs. The market we'll have it's up and down, correction!

[Newton York]

As I'm writing this, reports from all over about the premarket price of many stocks, the indexes, etc is that it's the beginning of a crash, sparked by the whole tariff thing. For an old, poor guy like me, it won't make too much of a difference, but I just went all in on some stocks, and I suspect it's because I did that, the market is about to tank, since I have very little to no luck. It's sad how it always happens. When I buy a stock, it almost immediately thanks the very next day, sometimes the hour itself. When I sell a stock, it goes through the roof within a week. I just have no luck fellas.

But. All that being said. I did make out ok during the covid crash. As far as I know, many people did. Back in late 2020, the whole of 2021 and most of 2022, you could buy any stock and it would be up. I just wish I had more dry powder to buy now. Cause it's looking like it's going to be pretty bad, like covid, 2008 bad. What if this could be it fellas? What if I could finally time this right? Like get out of some tomorrow as the markets start tanking, then buy in cheap for some of the more expensive stock, and then watch it go back up again over the year? What if? So many ifs. I just want to get out of this life of misery and drudgery. I wish I had the courage to really live, or just unlife myself.

I wanted to put this in the 'American Politics' thread of the forum, but I don't want to get into all that. Life is sad enough for me as it is.

But in the end, this could also force me to stick with my job, cause my stock investments will be so low, I can't afford to quit. Such is the irony of life. I'd cry even more than I already am if it wasn't all so tragic. You lucky schmucks. You get to retire in lovely Thailand. Enjoy it dudes. Enjoy it for those of us that can't. Live for us. Stop complaining and bask in the Bangkok glow.

[Sam Sanuk]

Now that's a sentence that definitely belongs in the "Stupid Shit" section.

And that is not the only one. LOL.

[Chop]

Her sister gets 50,000 baht a month from a guy who comes to Pattaya for a month during High Season.

Now that's a sentence that definitely belongs in the "Stupid Shit" section.

[SubCmdr]

Attacking Mr. E in Philippines Rants

Most of his info is correct. I totally disagree with his coffee girls in Medellin. But when he starts talking about himself there is a lot of BS. Like all his GFs and so many of his girls are normal girls (doctors, lawyers, business owners, etc). So if this is indeed true he is so special then why does he have nearly 17,000 posts of a pay for sex site?

Attacking Gabacho in Jakarta Rants

Problem is you never tell the bad side and are incorrect so many times which in turn make your posts fluffy with little true knowledge passed on. Basically, I find you stupid and annoying. Even posting a private message trying to make it look like I am a liar. Nice try.

Attacking Subcmdr in Thailand Rants (but that just puts him in good company with Allover, Oakie, Pimple Penie Guy, Azz Ugly Man, WHWMF, Beat it in Cali Guy).

SubCmdr.

You said you would shut up after the poll was taken. Obviously, nobody likes you. So not only are you an A-hole, but a liar also.

Oh, for sure! Someone that spends hours every day in the stupid shit area of many countries because he has nothing better to do. Telling everyone that they are not men but he his a man by default since he calls us all pussies and everything else under the sun. Has to comment on every single little thing. The guy that has to use the most capital and bold letters like he is yelling. He is a child that has to get the last word. This is how he enjoys himself and surely gets off on it. But in person he is ok?

Now he will spend a good 5 paragraphs in caps and bolding informing me what I simp I am because that is how he prioritizes what is most important in his life every day. Sad. Pathetic. But still a little funny to be honest.

LoveItHere69 the only person who posted he went to Soi 6 and could not find a prostitute to hire.

You were saying?

[LoveItHere69]

Please do not feed the troll for the months of February, March, and April and watch this thread nearly die. The troll lives for replies. It waits for your replies to feed off of. Starve it to death. It has no life except to live in the Stupid Shit area of many countries because that is what it is. Make replies to everyone else's posts, except his, and he will simply lose his tiny feeble mind because he is a child that needs to get the last word.

[SubCmdr]

I am at peace with myself and all others!

Thank you Oakie for showing everyone your true nature. You have developed two fan boys during your time posting here. The frequency of your posting will not affect mine or the quality of my life. I appreciate that praise and deep respect that you show me by reading every word of every one of my posts and then providing your version of cliff notes for our readership.

Please continue to enjoy your life in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua. Your Dominican Puta = Prostitute (that you have wifed up) must not be keeping you busy with threesomes lately. As I've noticed an increased pace of posting here in Thailand. A country that you have never visited nor plan to visit. You need a spend a couple of more years in the Dominican Republic to even have lived as long as I have there.

ROTFLMAO!

Just tidying up here. No it isn't Subcmdr* (see note one). Check the Header. You're fucked up, as usual! You're confusing the newbies, who think it's all about your big Black Dick, your Stack, your endless flame wars, and claims you are at Peace With The World! LOL.

*Note 1: Corrected my handle due to errors caused by Oakie's advance age and deteriorating mental state.

[Oakie]

Just tidying up here.

This is the Pataya Reports Thread.

No it isn't Sobsy. Check the Header.

You're fucked up, as usual!

Do you have a report about having sex in Thailand to share with us Oakie.

A report consistes of:

1. Where you hired your prostitute.

2. The social / sexual services provided by your prostitute.

3. The amount of money paid to your prostitute.

Information provided in 1 - 3 can help guide others who are hiring prostitutes in Pattaya.

You're confusing the newbies, who think it's all about your big Black Dick, your Stack, your endless flame wars, and claims you are at Peace With The World! LOL.

[SubCmdr]

Subcmdr, three months ago I waited for you for two days at your cocktail bar

I don't own a cocktail bar. So I don't know actually where you were.

Post the picture from when you were there. This is the internet. Otherwise it didn't happen.

If you want to meet up with someone coordinate a date time and place to meet up. I've met over 100 ISG members on here and never have I met up with someone in the style you try to meet people.

I'm not taking sides in this argument I'm just saying your style to meet people is incorrect.

Pretty Simple!