Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Pimpampoumpipo]

As I continue to change my life in 2025, I am engaging in more activities outside of the FOUR VICES (Food, Drink, Weed, Girls). I am currently preparing to start playing golf again. First stop was a golf store across from the Outlet Mall. Mostly overpriced used equipment. But I am old school and much of the new equipment is obscenely over priced and I don't like the designs. In the Dominican Republic and the United States of America it was very easy for me to make my own golf clubs. I used to own a Club Fitting business. So I know the base costs of a golf club as it only consists of a (Dick) head, (Dick) Shaft, (Hand) Grip.

I found this little story for you <3 :

There are three guys who want to play golf, and they say that to play golf you need a ball, a club and a hole. So the first one says: "Well then, I'll sacrifice myself, I'll give a ball. " The other one says: "Oh well, I've got a BIG BLACK DICK , I'll provide the club!" And the other one says: "I'm not playing!

[SubCmdr]

You wrote this:

From a guy who within the last few days wrote almost 1900 words defending his completely incorrect thesis. Such condescension.

Then you wrote this:

There are not many here who engage in pointless blaming and start and fan flame wars, and I'm not responsible for what others do. As long as I don't engage in them I'm good.

You are full of male bovine excrement.

I have no issue about the Legality of Prostitution Argument. Why mother fucks like yourself thinks it belongs in the Pattaya Reports Thread instead of Chats, General or RANTS is beyond. Me.

Both of your posts are in the Pattaya Reports thread. So stop patting yourself on the back for civil behavior within your a clogging up the Pattaya Threads with your need to be right about the Legality of Prostitution Issue.

[SubCmdr]

Are you saying that Everything Thai advertises for Ladyboys on TF? How did you find that?

What's up with the posters up in here who are homophobic?

Oakie, Nyezhov and Allover all have all expressed deep homophobia in the RANTS threads. Now I understand Oakie, he has never been to Thailand before. But for the other two who profess how much they like Thailand, with the knowledge that both Gay people and Ladyboys can operate with relative freedom, simply baffles me.

I had a Physics professor in High School that said: Any idiot can earn money. Oakie, Neyzhov and Allover are examples of this.

How can I be homophobic? My ***** is gay - Doja Central See

[SubCmdr]

Met a guy last trip who moved to Thailand looking for a long term relationship and planning on living in Thailand. After seven months he was going back home. He had gone through several girlfriends and couldn't find one he clicked with.

Why does this not surprise me. If a mother fuck cannot get pussy or form a pair bond with a girl in his own country, there no FUCKING WAY he is going to be able to do it without speaking the language and studying the culture of the country he moves to.

No offense to any SIMP, Girly Men or Snowflakes out there!

[SubCmdr]

Don't want to disappoint Mess boy either. Fuck you boy, you aren't worth much else.

Nyezhov quoted this from Oakie:

And remember, millions of folks figured out how to get laid in a Thailand brothel for decades, long before you two relative newbies showed up late at the party. They don't post here, because they don't need and endless copied and pasted platitudes and navel gazing analysis on how to buy sex, which can be summed in a couple of words.

Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal! All the rest is about post counts, making online pen pals, and trying the moderate the forum to your liking.

Then you wrote this about the quote:

Says it all. Should be a sticky. Hey Admin, these losers are ruining your Board.

Yet you wrote a post detailing a map of Brothel?

My diagram is terrible but here you go.

If you believe Oakie's words enough to quote them in bold, why did you make a map. Shouldn't everyone just:

Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal!

Make sure you tell Oakie about your ladyboy obsession. He has homosexual tendencies.

After I pissed in his big mouth again today over there

This is just TOO easy. ROTFLMAO!.

[Nyezhov]

I see your ladyboy obsession continues:

Nyezhov delivers a personal message to The Cmdr.

Anytime you want to step to me. Send me a PM and I will met you anywhere in the world we agree upon. A face to face discussion among men is in order.

Holy shit Oakie you are right, he wants to show me his dick.

Fuck you, boy. Not man. Boy.

[Nyezhov]

Look at who crawled out from under the bathroom stall with a built in glory hole, mouth all white, crusty, and shit, Mr. I am not a racist because I have an Indian friend. Firstly, look how much was written on the great Punjabi Prince compared to others. Am I the new leader now? LOL. Didn't even mention Allover. How disrespectful to him. How does one get triggered on posts about ice cream, fried chicken, and the Superbowl when they aren't even directed at anyone. Trigger happy mfker you. May Shiva pimp slap some sense into you with all 8 of her hands and then a sacred Hindu cow with giant earrings trample over your testicles. Not sure how this guy here finds the time to read and write all his dissertations on ISG, when he is too busy running from ELBees in Pattaya.

- Mr. EverythingThai.

Are you saying that Everything Thai advertises for Ladyboys on TF? How did you find that?

[Nyezhov]

And remember, millions of folks figured out how to get laid in a Thailand brothel for decades, long before you two relative newbies showed up late at the party. They don't post here, because they don't need and endless copied and pasted platitudes and navel gazing analysis on how to buy sex, which can be summed in a couple of words.

Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal! All the rest is about post counts, making online pen pals, and trying the moderate the forum to your liking.

Says it all. Should be a sticky. Hey Admin, these losers are ruining your Board.

[Oakie]

Ah, Mr. DR Thread Nobody, slithering in here like anyone gives a single, solitary fuck about what you have to say. You've got exactly zero interest in Thailand? Yeah, no shit. That much is painfully obvious, because every time you post, it's like reading the confused ramblings of a guy who wandered into the wrong party but is too embarrassed to leave. Why are you even here? Oh right, because you have nothing else going on. You're just another washed-up keyboard warrior from the lonely old man circle jerk known as the DR where dudes who ran out of money and stamina a decade ago sit around reminiscing about their past glories while pretending anyone gives a shit.

And now you're out here trying to tell me how a mongering forum should be run? Let's break this down, genius:

This forum is about mongering not your personal validation tool where you and a bunch of other geriatrics from the DR post just to feel like you still exist. Youre encouraging people not to post about mongering. So, what is the forum for you idiot. But I get it, you are lonely. You don't have anyone to talk to, so you hang around these forums throwing out dumb comments just to see if someone will acknowledge your existence. Meanwhile, you're out here whining about how much I post when you literally came to this section just to check on another guy names Sub.. That's obsession, my friend. That's pathetic.

And let's talk about your earth-shattering advice: "Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal!" Wow. Fucking revolutionary. You have cracked the code. Nobel Prize material right there. Who knew that all it took to get laid was money? I mean, Jesus Christ, do you actually think anyone needed you to break that down for them? This is the same level of insight as telling someone to put gas in their car before driving. But that's the problem with guys like you, you mistake being painfully obvious for being wise.

Then there's your laughable attempt at psychology, as if you just discovered that people occasionally lose their temper. Congratulations, Sherlock. You want to talk about true character? Fine, your true character is that of a bitter, irrelevant, try-hard loser who spends his time lurking in a forum for a country he doesn't even care about, hoping someone will notice him. Spoiler: Nobody does.

Oh, and your little Big Black Dick obsession? You might want to sit with that for a minute. You bring it up numerous times in many of your posts, unprovoked. That's a lot of mental energy spent on another dude's junk. Just saying. Maybe take a moment to ask yourself why that's living rent-free in your head.

At the end of the day, you are just another background character trying to punch above your weight. You are not a player in this game, you are the dude on the sidelines, talking shit while the real ones make things happen. So go ahead, keep watching from the cheap seats.

There, there, possums. Feel better now?

Glad I could help. LOL.

But if you want to see less of "Oakie" on this board, you should have a word with you're bum boy Sudsy. 118 "Oakie" mentions on the Thai threads in the last month alone. 17 times in at least one Rant! I ignore most, but he won't leave it alone.

Weird shit by any metric, as is his constantly advertising his Big Black Dick, on a Forum devoted solely to heterosexual males fucking prostitutes. And constantly inviting males to "meet him face to face" and he'll buy the first bottle.

People will talk! LOL.

I was once stalked by a butt hurt jealous woman who was constantly making up weird shit about me and sending it to my friends. It was a little awkward at first, but she went so far over the top, she finished up like all liars eventually do, and it didn't end well for her! Sudsy's no different.

I personally find passive / aggressive behaviour affects mostly insecure individuals, often comes with substance abuse, heavy drinking, Dr. Jekyl / Mr Hyde stuff, and it rolls off my back like water off a duck.

But some people need to get a life, instead of wasted hating, of anonymous folks they'll never meet, which only rots the soul from within!

You were doing far better with your laid back and helpful demeanor, but your Rants are much more serious minded and hateful than Sudsey's. At least he professes to have fun with his schtik.

And no, you are not EVERTHING THAI. You are just another ISG poster on a sex site, that I would wager most happy warriors in Thailand have never heard of and wouldn't be interested if they had.

Numbers don't lie.

Notwithstanding your use of the Royal "WE", and Sudsy's reference to himself in the third person, you are not the Moderators here, and have no say in who posts what, where and when, long as you pay a subscription for the privilege. And nobody elected you to speak for "WE".

Just who do you really think you are? Spending your life in endless go go bars may be fun while it lasts, but you don't get to call it Real Life LOL. It's a Fantasy, a Charade, nothing real about it.

Show up without money, and your friendly mamasan will be calling the cops if you don't move off the table, for the next paying customer.

Now Fuck off!

[SubCmdr]

ISG Brothers, I invite you to goto the ISG Search Function. Advanced Search; Thailand Threads; Keyword: Ladyboy; User Name: Nyezhov.

The search will take 0. 66 sections and will pull up 35 posts where Nyezhov has mentioned (or responded to a post that mentioned) Ladyboys from 2019 until present.

I am not a Ladyboy. I have a Big Black Dick. He clearly does not like people of color (very easy to pick that up in his posts). So, I do not understand his nearly 1 year obsession with me that seems to be continuing and intensifying.

The Defense Rests!

I see your ladyboy obsession continues:

You need to approach it sensitively and correctly. Make sure you get the details of the girl first, then hit him with the cold hard truth. Do it among the boys so everyone can enjoy. Make sure you show him this:

HA, HA DUDE, Wonderland is a ladyboy bar, you are busted!

Nyezhov delivers a personal message to The Cmdr.

Don't want to disappoint Mess boy either. Fuck you boy, you aren't worth much else.

Anytime you want to step to me. Send me a PM and I will met you anywhere in the world we agree upon. A face to face discussion among men is in order.

[EverythingThai]

Ah, Mr. DR Thread Nobody, slithering in here like anyone gives a single, solitary fuck about what you have to say. You've got exactly zero interest in Thailand? Yeah, no shit. That much is painfully obvious, because every time you post, it's like reading the confused ramblings of a guy who wandered into the wrong party but is too embarrassed to leave. Why are you even here? Oh right, because you have nothing else going on. You're just another washed-up keyboard warrior from the lonely old man circle jerk known as the DR where dudes who ran out of money and stamina a decade ago sit around reminiscing about their past glories while pretending anyone gives a shit.

And now you're out here trying to tell me how a mongering forum should be run? Let's break this down, genius:

This forum is about mongering not your personal validation tool where you and a bunch of other geriatrics from the DR post just to feel like you still exist. Youre encouraging people not to post about mongering. So, what is the forum for you idiot. But I get it, you are lonely. You don't have anyone to talk to, so you hang around these forums throwing out dumb comments just to see if someone will acknowledge your existence. Meanwhile, you're out here whining about how much I post when you literally came to this section just to check on another guy names Sub.. That's obsession, my friend. That's pathetic.

And let's talk about your earth-shattering advice: "Get yer ass to a brothel, bring money, and make a deal!" Wow. Fucking revolutionary. You have cracked the code. Nobel Prize material right there. Who knew that all it took to get laid was money? I mean, Jesus Christ, do you actually think anyone needed you to break that down for them? This is the same level of insight as telling someone to put gas in their car before driving. But that's the problem with guys like you, you mistake being painfully obvious for being wise.

Then there's your laughable attempt at psychology, as if you just discovered that people occasionally lose their temper. Congratulations, Sherlock. You want to talk about true character? Fine, your true character is that of a bitter, irrelevant, try-hard loser who spends his time lurking in a forum for a country he doesn't even care about, hoping someone will notice him. Spoiler: Nobody does.

Oh, and your little Big Black Dick obsession? You might want to sit with that for a minute. You bring it up numerous times in many of your posts, unprovoked. That's a lot of mental energy spent on another dude's junk. Just saying. Maybe take a moment to ask yourself why that's living rent-free in your head.

At the end of the day, you are just another background character trying to punch above your weight. You are not a player in this game, you are the dude on the sidelines, talking shit while the real ones make things happen. So go ahead, keep watching from the cheap seats.

[EverythingThai]

Ah, El Mexicant, back at it with another weak-ass attempt at relevance. Let's dissect this mess, shall we?

First off, you really thought you did something with that bathroom stall glory hole line, huh? Cute. But here's the problem—you just admitted that you spend time thinking about me in a public restroom. That's some real projecting shit, my guy. Maybe take a step back and ask yourself why your insults sound like fantasies.

And now we've got you doing word counts on my posts like some kind of sad little hall monitor. "Look how much was written about me compared to others. " Jesus Christ, do you ever stop seeking validation? Is this your way of telling us that deep down, all you really want is to be the main character? I get it—you're tired of playing sidekick to SubCmdr. You're tired of being the backup dancer in the grand Pattaya soap opera. You're standing there, waving your arms, screaming, "Look at me! I'm important too!" News flash: You're not. You're a footnote, a background character, the guy nobody even bothers quoting when they reply.

As for your little fried chicken, ice cream, and Super Bowl riddle—again, what the fuck are you even talking about? You think it makes you sound cryptic and intimidating, but all it does is make people wonder if you've suffered a severe head injury. It's like listening to a cracked-out fortune cookie trying to start a fight.

And this Shiva slap nonsense? Buddy, if you're going to come at me with religious references, at least get your deities right. Shiva's not a woman, you absolute potato. But hey, it makes sense—you don't actually know shit about your own culture, which is why you're out here sneaking free Pepsi at KFC instead of, I don't know, being an actual contributing member of society.

And let's not forget the real highlight of your pathetic existence—your seventh attempt at catfishing ladyboys with my photo on Thai Friendly. Seven times now. Seven. I mean, at what point do you just admit this isn't even about trolling anymore? It's a cry for help. You're out here recycling the same weak scam like it's going to hit different this time, all while keeping a shrine of my face saved on your hard drive. Maybe instead of obsessing over me, you should take a long, hard look in the mirror—if you can find one that isn't cracked from the sheer force of your own failure.

Bottom line? You don't move the needle. You don't shift the conversation. You don't lead anything. You're just the court jester—dancing, juggling, and making noise while the grown-ups talk. So go ahead, keep typing out these sad little riddles, and I'll keep doing what I do best—dismantling you with ease.

[SubCmdr]

Thought I would share this little something, something with my readership. Hi Haters! Please ignore.

Pattaya

Has everything Cockbang has plus a beach. If you cannot find good food in Pattaya either you have your nose in the air at an angle that will cause you to drown when it rains or you don't know where to eat in Pattaya.

As for a factory sex that once again a myth proffered by those who favor Cockbank over Pattaya. If you goto the industrial sex venues that is what you will find. So many options for STRs in Pattaya. Many that do not exist in CockBang.

Cockbang is a sprawling concrete monstrosity filled with pollution and with traffic so bad you spend more time trying to get to the sex than you actually having sex. Cockbang is expense as fuck!.

I HATE Cockbang and I much prefer Pattaya. I've been to both places. I prefer Pattaya over many over the STR cities throughout the world. For me it has everything. Except I need to learn how to speak Thai.

[Nyezhov]

Don't want to disappoint Mess boy either. Fuck you boy, you aren't worth much else.

[ElMexicant]

Then there's El Mexicant with his cryptic little threats about fried chicken, ice cream, the Super Bowl, and how "Pattaya is too small. " What the fuck are you even talking about? Do you sit there, rubbing your hands together like some cartoon villain, thinking you're dropping heat? Here's a reality check: nobody's losing sleep over your dollar-menu intimidation tactics. You're a grown man talking in riddles about fast food do you even hear yourself? And let's not forget your little copy-and-paste job on a Thai Friendly profile. What was that? Some recycled garbage from 2015? You're out here acting like you're some international playboy when in reality, you're a desperate old dude reposting old game that didn't even work the first time. Seriously, that was one of the saddest attempts I've ever seen. Do better. And let's not forget the absolute bullshit you spewed about Thai girl Janny from YouTube being part of some 500 Baht per head Indian gangbang operation during Covid. Are you kidding me? You just make shit up and run with it like it's gospel, hoping nobody calls you out on your delusions. You ever get tired of pulling these ridiculous fantasies out of your ass? Because the rest of us sure as hell get tired of hearing them.

Look at who crawled out from under the bathroom stall with a built in glory hole, mouth all white, crusty, and shit, Mr. I am not a racist because I have an Indian friend. Firstly, look how much was written on the great Punjabi Prince compared to others. Am I the new leader now? LOL. Didn't even mention Allover. How disrespectful to him. How does one get triggered on posts about ice cream, fried chicken, and the Superbowl when they aren't even directed at anyone. Trigger happy mfker you. May Shiva pimp slap some sense into you with all 8 of her hands and then a sacred Hindu cow with giant earrings trample over your testicles. Not sure how this guy here finds the time to read and write all his dissertations on ISG, when he is too busy running from ELBees in Pattaya.

Let me break this down for you: This is like me firing someone, changing the locks, and then leaving the back door wide open with a neon sign that says "Hey! Come in anyway!"

- Mr. EverythingThai.