Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

I know a bar girl that I pay to take my Big Black Dick in two of her holes.

She was complaining to me that I only pay her 1000 THB for her services. She told me that she has a client that invites her over to her room, serves her drinks while on his knees, kisses and rubs her feet, then lays down on the floor and she sits on his face. She pisses in his mouth while licks her pussy until she has a orgasm. Says he doesn't fuck. And that is dick is small, ugly and deformed so she has him keep his underware on so she doesn't become nauseated.

She explained to me that he pays her 2000 THB for her services. Sometimes she brings a friend with her. She told me he asked her if she would travel to the Dominican Republic with her. But she didn't want to go. I told her I understood why. The infrastructure in the Dominican Republic is of low quality and the cost of living is expensive as fuck. Having lived in the Dominican Republic for 10 years plus, the only thing I find attractive is the beaches. It is a place to visit, not live. I can walk to the beach here. I can see the ocean while I run errands here. I simply do not know why a mother fuck going to wonder about my taxes, my investment strategy, my real estate purchases and my travel plans unless he is simply jealous of my flow, my stack and my Big Black Dick.

She told me all this because she wanted a raise. I told her I am not a punk ass ***** submissive girly man like her other client. That if she wants my 1000 THB she better STFU and go take her shower. Otherwise she can GET THE FUCK OUT!! Because they're a ton of Prostitutes in Pattaya that WILL take my 1000 THB without complaint. She snatched the towel I was holding for her during the conversation. She went and took her shower. Then came out of the shower wrapped in the towel (why do they do this). She sat down on the bed and started to suck my dick. You all know what happened from that point on.

Pattaya, its a small world! How you like my sow?

[SubCmdr]

Allover, are you a man? Because men speak directly to each other.

Also, are you heterosexual? Because you make a lot of homosexual references.

Now I don't know if you are projecting your voyeristic fantasies or not. But the fact remains that no matter how much you complain about me talking about my Big Black Dick I am talking about my own dick in relationship with having sex with girls in Thailand. That is the purpose of ISG. Why the double standard, you will read plenty of posts were guys are talking about their preferences for BBFS because their dicks simply do not work in a normal fashion anymore and that is the excuse they are using to justify not wearing a condom.

Would somebody please tell this know-it-all, newbie, punk, * what the Pattaya Flying Club is about and that it's a real thing.

Why can't you do that? Be a man!!

Falang dive / fall from high places on almost a monthly basis in Pattaya. Stub doesn't believe it. He sees dust from a construction site of a new hotel and thinks he knows it all.

When you produce some documented references from reliable sources your statement remains an assumption. I studied Quantitative Sociology as part of my University curriculum. So if you are going to make a sweeping statement such as that, back it up! Otherwise implying I don't know what time it is when you are in sex prison half a world away in Southern California and you cannot even get laid there is laughable at best, downright sad at worse. I lived in Southern California for years and it was never a problem for me getting laid there. I did not have to travel all the way to Thailand just to get my dick off like most of you and many other lame ass mother fucks. If you cannot get laid in your country of origin then you ain't shit!

Full Stop!

And his girl is different.

She is, but how would you know? Tell me exactly what you know about her background and education please?

She takes a small portion of what he gives her and buys him a Valentine's Day gift to keep the gravy train rolling.

How do you know this? Are you taking the position that all girls in Thailand are prostitutes. If so, you have taken a big bite of Explorer's bullshit and you are chewing it like a cow chews it's cud.

Yeah she's different;

She is. But how do you know this? Tell me exactly what you know about her background and education please?

she's a little more clever

She is. But how do you know this? Tell me exactly what you know about her background and education please?

than the average ex-bargirl.

How do you know she is a ex-bargirl? Are you in that poverty mindset again that says: Every girl in Thailand is a prostitute?

Which means she'll get far more money out of him.

How much money is she getting out of me now? Tell me this. Are you performing Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds on her from half a world away in Southern California? You are sitting in sex prison fantasizing and hating on me because you want to be me. I understand your frustration with your situation. But seek help or create a flow for yourself so you can build your stack and then engage in the International Trickin activities of your choice just like I do. I know you want to be like SubCmdr. It's not possible but everyday your work at it you can get a little bit closer.

He might just wind up broke, unable to pay his taxes and tossed out of Thailand.

Are you just projecting what you think will happen to you if you actually moved to Thailand? You state that you live where you want to live. Then why did you spend so much time on ISG writing about me. 70% of all of your posts are about me (another man). That is unhealthy for you brother. You need to change your focus. Focus on the pussy, not on my Big Black Dick!!

In the meantime Stub, I would suggest you rent condos on the ground floor.

Thank you for the suggestion. One of your other suggestions panned out very nicely for me. The shoe shop in Terminal 21. It is turns out that is was a outstanding purchase and is currently the favorite pair of the recipient of my gift.

Happy Valentine's Day you dumb, ignorant, motherfucking fool

This a very strange. You are wishing another man Valentine's Day. That is too homo for me and I don't appreciate or reciprocate. Get the fuck outta here with your homo shit Allover. I don't roll that way.

I've been ignoring you. So I hope that this response finds you well and the little attention that I have given you helps your mental state. Feel free to continue to argue with me over the quality of beef in a certain restaurant in Thailand.

Brother, I hope you enjoying POTUS. He is making the country great fro your people again. I don't understand all the anger and hate that you express in your posts here. You should be walking in TALL COTTON right about now!

[Explorer8939]

With all the talk of making big money and his vast experience in the Dominican Republic, it's puzzling why SubCmdr has not taken a holiday back to the DR.

[Explorer8939]

SubCmdr is again asking for accounts of Farangs taking a balcony dive due to problems with their Thai honey.

We went through this a couple of months ago, when there was a news story about an old-timer threatening to dive from his balcony. The guy was in love with a bar girl, she told him repeatedly she had no interest in him, he bought her lady drinks until his savings ran out (he was doing 10,000 baht bar tabs every day). When his money ran out, he threatened to jump.

It happens I know the bar girl, and she told me about this as it was happening over the last year. If she didn't sit with the guy, her manager threatened to fire her.

SubCmdr may have seen some of this as it was going on at Cat Flaps, since the guy was there every day.

Balcony dives happen maybe once a month. I'll post the next one after I get back to Pattaya. Right now I am in Sosua.

[SubCmdr]

The silly little colored boy from Virginia looks like he's losing it too, he's arguing with himself over his own dick.

Are you still eating dog and cat in Springfield, IL. Or has POTUS stopped you from doing that yet?

Excellent question. The safe ladyboys all wear an ankle bracelet on their left foot that says "farang baa" (means "safe" in Thai) to indicate they are safe. If it's a "feminine" ladyboy it will additionally include the suffix "ka", whereas the more "bloke in a skirt" type ladyboys will use the suffix "krap", though myself I don't notice much difference between the "farang baa ka" and "farang baa krap" ladyboys.

Two examples posts full of male bovine excrement. One was posted in the proper thread. The other was not.

[SubCmdr]

Ode to La Mexicana

Why you trolling like a b!tch? Ain't you tired?
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A-Minor
They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

The entire stadium hit that A-Minor line! Glad you enjoyed the Superbol Halfmime Performance.

How you like my sow?

[ElMexicant]

Talk about flood are you referring to the page after page of insane rantings from him, below? Can anybody translate what he's saying or is he just screaming.

That's autism for you. EverythingBi has gone unhinged. I expect his ass to be quiet for awhile. He stops posting if I make a cartoon from his face. I can't help it if the dude looks like the child of Corky Thatcher and Sharon Marsh. The post below hit him pretty close to home and you bet he cried over those pics that I posted. He knows whose face that was intentionally covered up. That is my Valentines gift to him.

Pattaya is so small. Not enough room for two socially awkward dumbasses. The one that wears church shoes to Soi 6 and the way too easy to find ONLY loudmouth Washington Redskins / Commanders fan in Pattaya. Be careful who you sit next to in public next time. LOL.

So now tell me, how low can you bow?

Case Study 1: Take this girl from Soi 6. She is / was one of the providers of such a gang bang train session for only 500 baht per person. My buddies shared her at Soi 6, 500+500=1000 for a quick session. They did have to buy her lots of drinks. Anyways, she seems to duck me always saying she is on her period. I am obsessed with her.

[SubCmdr]

A poster has proposed meeting me. That same poster has made multiple homosexual references about me detailing his voryeuristic fantasies with his King, complains about me writing about my Big Black Dick in reference to having sex with girls, and has now wished me a Happy Valentines Day in bold.

Strange, unsettling and more than a bit weird!

[SubCmdr]

I have stayed there the past three trips before flying home. Very nice hotel. 10 minutes indoor walk to the airline check in counters or a 3 minute shuttle bus ride.

When was the last time you were even in Thailand you ignorant twat People want information that is recent and accurate. But I am sure my crew of haters is very exited by each one of your posts referencing me. Hard to complain about me mentioning my Big Black Dick in my numerous posts about having sex with girls when you are spending your time writing about homosexual fantasies.

*For those that don't know Oakie, a well respected poster in the DR forums, he caught wind of Stub's behavior in the Thai threads. Oakie came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face, and returned to the DR forums.

Actually if you check this thread the The-twat-from-the-DR posted right after you did.

Did you decide to turn homo after this?

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

Trying to strike a cord and it probably A-minor
They not like us! They not like us! They not like us!

[Nyezhov]

Aside from the price of pussy, one of the best things about BKK was the price of taxi rides. It seems that the price of riding in a taxi has escalated to that of riding in a LBFMPBR.

Seriously, in my previous travels in BKK, getting a metered fare was the norm. Sure, there were occasional instances where drivers would not agree to a metered trip. Notoriously, the end of Soi Cowboy that meets Asoke where the taxi "mafia" would demand a premium. No problem to get a metered taxi at the Soi 23 end of Cowboy. Another place where the taxi "thugs" ran the show was Siam Square at night near Hard Rock Caf. And, of course, one needed to be on alert for the scam drivers who might conveniently "forget" to turn on the meter when leaving the airport.

Now, I've been in BKK for 10 days and have yet been able to grab a taxi ride for the metered price. All rides have been by quote / negotiation. For years, a ride from Soi 3/ Suk to Soi 23/ Cowboy was about 42 baht. Last week was 150 baht. 200 baht for Soi 19/ Suk to Nana Plaza.

Look. I get it. The price for gasoline and everything else has gone up. But not enough to justify the gouging taxi drivers are getting away with. And it isn't just me that is ranting about this. Local Thais I know are bitching about it too.

At least one could say that you can get screwed by a taxi driver cheaper than by a Thermae damsel.

Sam.

Use Grab. And always pick the correct side of the street.

[SubCmdr]

You cannot read so Ill refer to a few things to educate you:

For those that dont know

Allover is a punk ass ***** mother fucking girly man that has not filed a trip report on having sex with girls in Thailand (or anyplace else for that matter) for months. He sits in sex prison in Southern California waiting for his next work release pass so he can fly business class to Thailand in order to get some pussy. In the interim he spends his time taking shots at me because he is jealous of my life and wants to be me

Allover's King, who he looks up to for all things in Thailand and the Dominican Republic has mental issues. Allover's King stated that no one quotes me right after Allover quoted me. It points to the continued mental degradation of his King. As a good subject Allover you should try to help your fellow human being out. Even if he is royalty only in his own mind and looks down on everyone else.

IMO you need to take your *****, mother fucking, (insert skin color of your choice), old, fat, ugly, poorly dressed, homophobic, racist, under endowed gringo ass back to the Dominican Republic Threads. Continue enjoy reorganizing your sock drawer, beating on your keyboard and dancing barefoot with your Dominican Prostitute that you have wifed up. Make sure you tip Paco when he brings you your favorite empanadas and bottle of Brugal. You call that real life. I call it a REAL boring life.

Allover be down on his knees kissing the ring of his King (and who knows what else he is doing when he is kneeling before the Twat-from-the-DR.

At this point I have asked Allover and Explorer to support the supposition that Farangs are killing themselves over bargirls. All they have to do is show me the source the backs up their statements. Otherwise they are just providing their opinions. I don't have to agree with anyone else's opinion. Just because I don't agree with someone else's opinion does not mean I do not have knowledge.

There is currently a question about Thai Friendly over in the Pattaya Reports Thread. Since you are so knowledgable about Thailand Allover you should be able to provide extensive information to the poster. Or will you simply continue to show that you really don't know SHIT about Thailand but you are an expert on my posts, spending the majority of your time responding and comment about my life in Thailand that you would LOVE to be living.

How you like my sow?

[Allover]

Aside from the price of pussy, one of the best things about BKK was the price of taxi rides. It seems that the price of riding in a taxi has escalated to that of riding in a LBFMPBR.

Seriously, in my previous travels in BKK, getting a metered fare was the norm. Sure, there were occasional instances where drivers would not agree to a metered trip. Notoriously, the end of Soi Cowboy that meets Asoke where the taxi "mafia" would demand a premium. No problem to get a metered taxi at the Soi 23 end of Cowboy. Another place where the taxi "thugs" ran the show was Siam Square at night near Hard Rock Caf. And, of course, one needed to be on alert for the scam drivers who might conveniently "forget" to turn on the meter when leaving the airport.

Now, I've been in BKK for 10 days and have yet been able to grab a taxi ride for the metered price. All rides have been by quote / negotiation. For years, a ride from Soi 3/ Suk to Soi 23/ Cowboy was about 42 baht. Last week was 150 baht. 200 baht for Soi 19/ Suk to Nana Plaza.

Look. I get it. The price for gasoline and everything else has gone up. But not enough to justify the gouging taxi drivers are getting away with. And it isn't just me that is ranting about this. Local Thais I know are bitching about it too.

At least one could say that you can get screwed by a taxi driver cheaper than by a Thermae damsel.

Sam.

Thanks for the update Sam. The taxi drivers used their meters on my last trip about six months ago. I'm guessing the taxi drivers are as upset about the traffic as they are gas costs. The gridlock is ridiculous.

And props to you for posting good info in this particular forum. It's a fucking insane asylum here.

[SubCmdr]

Twat-from-the-DR said:

International Tricks in Pattaya, know where the hoes be at, Sudsy!

So, that is why you think we need to know about your boring day to day life in the Dominican Republic here in Thailand (a place you have never stepped foot in).

You sure you want to talk about Textbook Narcissism? Of course you do. Because you are an expert in it, because you display it in nearly every one of your posts when you are responding to me, right down to not being able to handle the criticism.

I would like to add that started way back when I first said Sosua ain't shit compared to Santo Domingo Este and my harem of six girls I had set up. Look it up using the ISG search function if you have forgotten about it because I have not.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

So, that "wonderful feeling" you get when you read your quotes all over ISG, and the "love and attention", is nothing more than self love, Sudsy.

I refer you to post #4314 addressed to you. I know you read other thread in the Thailand Forums and you quote me in them also. I am so sorry that your mental acuity continues to degrade.

You have a problem with self love because you are an individual filled with self loathing over the life choices you have made. You see so many others in ISG enjoying their life and you are not. Don't project your hate and thing that you are a majority of two with the other White Hoodie Wearing Mother Fucker that you click with Twat-from-the-DR.

How many times have you been to Thailand!?

[Sam Sanuk]

Aside from the price of pussy, one of the best things about BKK was the price of taxi rides. It seems that the price of riding in a taxi has escalated to that of riding in a LBFMPBR.

Seriously, in my previous travels in BKK, getting a metered fare was the norm. Sure, there were occasional instances where drivers would not agree to a metered trip. Notoriously, the end of Soi Cowboy that meets Asoke where the taxi "mafia" would demand a premium. No problem to get a metered taxi at the Soi 23 end of Cowboy. Another place where the taxi "thugs" ran the show was Siam Square at night near Hard Rock Café. And, of course, one needed to be on alert for the scam drivers who might conveniently "forget" to turn on the meter when leaving the airport.

Now, I've been in BKK for 10 days and have yet been able to grab a taxi ride for the metered price. All rides have been by quote / negotiation. For years, a ride from Soi 3/ Suk to Soi 23/ Cowboy was about 42 baht. Last week was 150 baht. 200 baht for Soi 19/ Suk to Nana Plaza.

Look. I get it. The price for gasoline and everything else has gone up. But not enough to justify the gouging taxi drivers are getting away with. And it isn't just me that is ranting about this. Local Thais I know are bitching about it too.

At least one could say that you can get screwed by a taxi driver cheaper than by a Thermae damsel.

Sam.